Uncle Kracker - I Hate California Lyrics

She's probably in a Bentley
Showing off her new fake boobies
Trying to break into the movies
With some producer
Who seduced her
With some sushi and Cologne

She's probably down on sunset
Doing all the things that she ain't done yet
With some actor
She calls Hector
Man I wish she'd meet Phil Spector
And he'd ask to take her home

She's loving Californ-I-A
She loves the beach
She loves the party everyday
Piña Coladas
On the sidewalk in LA
Ever since she ran away
I hate California!

Maybe she's living in a commune
Dancing with hippies under the moon
It's all free love, weed and pachuli
And there's a guru
Named Fuzuli
And he's doing her for sure

Maybe she's tumming some big rock star
Drinking Pink Cosmos at the skybar
Those Hollyweirdos wirh their
Topo Avocado
I bet she thinks she won the lotto
Good for her

She's loving Californ-I-A
She loves the beach
She loves the party everyday
Piña Coladas
On the sidewalk in LA
Ever since she ran away
I hate California!

I think I've seen them on TV
Last night on TMZ
With the pretty people on parade
She's selling Scientology
With John, Tommy and Katie
Man I guess she's really got it made

She's loving Californ-I-A
That string bikini
And the sunshine on her face

She's loving Californ-I-A
She loves the beach
She loves the party everyday
Piña Coladas
On the sidewalk in LA
Ever since she ran away
I hate California!

I loved Los Angeles and made movies with every country and Dallas thinks I need help nope not at all. I was directing my favorite cars and that would be Russia's yep needed some money from my men like $30 for $300,000, $20 for $200,000 and $10 for $100, 000 for cars that were taking back to Russia and I agreed and I was telling all countries not to line up at the border but the city of Dallas some people better get the facts and realize I need no metro care I am fine. I like this song but why would he write a song about Los Angeles? I pray for Dallas and they get some money to house people.

Sending you love ❤️,than let it go!

California is easy to get written up in tractor trailer with a low ass speed limit.

who listened to this after finding out that they made it legal to spread HIV? (In California)

I can't wait until the day the liberal common senseless scum state of California falls into the ocean.

hectometer

Oh shut the fuck up California doesnt want yall here in the first place.

+jdn408 he's talking about his ex-girlfriend

stereo typing an entire state! really?

There's ONLY 49 states of America, california doesn't count as a state! With the exception of the marine corps and naval bases, the granola state is not fit to be a state!

Should be; I hate Californians, Ultra liberal, socialist punks who want to ban your life so we can feed the lazy chumps that don't want to work. Oh ya, tax your every move so someone doesn't have to work. Oh ya ban your stuff cause we don't like it. Ya we're gonna save your life cause we know better than you.

just in case tddfgddgydfghhfggh

I don't know what is worse cali or Missouri ..... the people may be snobs in California but On the other hand drug dealer and meth cookers and small town cops fail to do a good job and take pay offs .....so yeah anything go's if you want to experience the worse place on earth theirs two for you and FYI if you have a clean record stay the fuck outa Missouri cause by the time you leave your clean records for arest will be tarnished ik cause my family lives their and100% are charged with asult for self defince total fail at jobs cops their need to put down the donuts

Fuck your California! Their rediculous split speed limit for cars and trucks makes the the worst state in the us

States I don't like:every single one in the union
States I can't live without:every single one in the confederacy

Just gotta say, there are reasons for sterotypes... If people would stop proving them to be true, no one would assume it's normal. I went to Cali and hated it. Expensive with snotty people who can't stand not being the center of attention. I'm from the Pacific North West, moved out 2 hours from the beach in North Carolina two years ago and fell in love with the south. People are real here. I know not everyone from Cali is like that, but enough of them were to leave a bad impression on me. Sorry California, but you couldn't pay me enough to live there.

No it's not

From MI just like Kracker...now AZ. Biiiiiiiatches!

CA has Feinstein..need I say more?

That's right, that place is a piece of shiiiiiiiit

omg me to... going to BUY me a place and NEVER rent again. just about everyone i know they all try to work their asses off to RENT these apartments in specific areas. the schools here SUCK.. i don't care about the sun the high ass taxes.. i'm so sick of it. and its gotten worse since i was here 2001.. its FILTHY.. i won't even come here to vacation.

TEXASS BITCHES

South Carolina GIRLS are the best.

Like I said KRACKER is way better !!!!!

ive lived in californa all my life,one hour to the mountains,three hours to the beach.two hours to the city.ya ima country girl,small town,and lovin it!! califorias the bomb!!!!!!!!!!

timmi segtar considering you can’t spell California right, I think your school system needs some work. It’s not the bomb. I live in western New York, on the country outskirts of a suburban town, where seventy four percent of the kids I graduated with had an average of 85% or higher. That’s the “bomb”.


This comment was really cringey and all but I’m just saying California sucks.

god id rather spend a week in NYC than a day in SUCKramento Ever Again!

hellll yes! i miss michigan!

im stationed in california..... hate this place lol

Kracker is way better than Kid Rock.

WISCONSIN BITCHES

I love this song. I don't care if it's about a woman. While I'm stuck in Santa Cruz, it's about California, and Uncle Kracker, I hate it too.

my favorite Uncle Kracker song<3

New York is the shit ! Perfect weather, can shop, eat, drink at any time of the day.

gh3860 agreed

Michigan is the the SHIT! Anyone agree? WAY more to do here than California?

This is a really good song, although i think a better video would be better, im not really a fan of pink lol...

Michigan is where its at.

oh god i do not like who ever wrote this song cause i live in cali

i lived in la, san diego, and san franscisco in a three year period and i have to say the people are so stuck up and just a pain to talk to I was so glad when I got to go back to New Orleans

Rustin Wilson I’m a native Californian born and raised in Newport Beach I agree with you spot on

Thumbs up if you live in California. :D

hahaha i love living in california n not all californians r stuck up its like saying all ppl r the same (:

Green Day the only people living in California that don't suck are the people that ain't born there.the states a shit hole.

@keenoperson haha at least we invent new ways to take out snowmen. but we make our own mts where i am and we have to have steps built in or you never get to the top.

@keenoperson cant snowboard like you can in minnesota

Fuck Calif. Go fall in the ocean!

happy cows come from wisconsin, not california

God this song is awesome!!!

I'm so imature i rewinded it just to hear him say boobies

and whats so wrong with california?

i lived in california for 3 years and i moved back to new orleans first chance i got fuck that state

Am I the only one who thinks that the music for this sounds similar to Self Esteem by The Offspring?

Or she's living in a trailer with some drugee who can't support her and their two- year-old daughter.

But yeah, she could be dancing with hippies for all I know.

@keenoperson its actully so bad that my city is Inver Grove Heights and everyone nicked named it I GET HIGH because the only thing there is to do is smoke weed and play basket ball of football

@keenoperson out of all of them..minnesota is the worst..theres nothing to do

i live in hawaii now and I miss california...

@mastersanchez99 HELL YEAH! :D

29 people have never seen northern california

@keenoperson ny is where its at

@mip903 i hate them but even i know they're from new jersey. rofl new jersey sucks too. (juysey shaw)

why do you hate california, where are you from?

cali is the shit :D huntington beach bitch! =)

haha hell yea California sucks balls East coast baby!

@TheFreakifier Someone's got to get this 4th striker @merechottatiny turned in to AMW. It would be EVEN nicer if this defiant monkey was on Walker Texas Ranger getting kicked upside the head and stomach and crying. Let's bother the hell out of him. He'll cry to someone.

@merechottatiny pfft well its coming from a resident who's lived in most parts of California so.....and it's the worst state I've lived in so far

@merechottatiny You can like CA, who cares, but don't annoy other usernames with your fake sales pitching shit making everybody look stupid because they hate shameful freaks like yourself. Awww sad pouting to yourself wearing your dunce cap it's fucked up and too depressing to be you. Did someone rob you for your milk bottle and stroller? WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

@merechottatiny Well it'd be nice for someone to knock some sense into you :/

@merechottatiny I've lived in California for 3 years and it sucked. The air was terrible, you never know when you'll be a victim of a crime, its FULL of minorities, ignorant, and racist fucks;
There house prices are way too high, and its SO FUCKIGN HOT

Who wouldn't hate you hate California? A state full of drug pushing hippies, surfers who like to use the word dude too much, and annoying rich artsy fartsies and celebrities. I'm also sick of everybody being obsessed with it. There are 49 other states in the union people. Many of which have things that California doesn't. It's not all about you California.

lol hollyweirdos

@Animelady851 ...the lesson that taught me is..chicken is goooood....thank you for teaching me that. now i will give you a lesson in mipology...
"mipidy mipmipip" means i hate california...that was a lesson from me in mipology...mip!

its all free love weed and pachulie!

i hate california cause it has jonas bros in it..