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  1. A.... ....

    Nowyouknowwhatyourefuckinwith

  2. G.... S....

    "Tool is a sophisticated band, and they really take their music seriously"
    Also Tool:
    (This song, and Disgustipated)

  3. D.... S....

    I walk a lonely road

  4. M.... M....

    Who did those belching sounds at the end?

  5. D.... B....

    how fresh hearing acustic guitar coming from tool.even a joke fun fuck around song is amazing.

  6. L.... P....

    Weakest tool song, not up to snuff. OK it'a about superhottie's joystick. So what?

  7. j.... ....

    Boulevard of Maynard´s Dick

  8. s.... a....

    Unironic banger

  9. S.... B....

    Welcome to DEFCON 1, boys.

  10. K.... D....

    Good shit

  11. K.... L....

    This needs to be on Spotify. Love Salival.

  12. K.... S....

    Greenday boulevard of broken Dreams...

  13. C.... G....

    6 inches is probably being pretty generous lol

  14. Y.... ....

    Tool needs to make a full album of joke songs. In their usual style.

  15. C.... ....

    When i was a shuttle driver, i used to blast this song, from a mix tape i made, for a shuttle bus full of passengers 😁😂😂😂

  16. D.... S....

    I never get tires of Maynards Dick.

  17. T.... F....

    Dick - Maynard's Tool

  18. T.... ....

    2:54 MAYNARD'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

  19. B.... S....

    A cover if this should've been on the new album

  20. J.... F....

    No one:
    Taylor Swift’s Neighbour: 2:55

  21. J.... P....

    Tool Day - Boulevard of Maynard's Dick

  22. W.... A....

    the fact that he hits that high note SO perfectly, on basically a practice session.


    wow.

  23. S.... 4....

    I love how Maynard vocals are always powerful no matter what he's singing about

  24. D.... S....

    This is a joke song by Tool and its still awesome.

  25. J.... D....

    When no one understands the lyrics they don't know what they're listening to.
    When no one understands the logo they don't know what they're wearing.

    When no one knows that you're actually a struggling comedian and not a successful artist then every joke becomes an art masterpiece and every fan is hated.

  26. J.... M....

    Funny how a joke song of theirs has better melody than any popular song today

  27. h.... ....

    BURRRRRPPP

  28. V.... Q....

    Why didnt they put the Salival Album on Spotify?

    V.... Q....

    @SPC Productions they have to pay royalties again to release it digitally.

    V.... Q....

    @vDeadbolt I dont think money is that much of an issue, especially since the label would cover it. They most likely did not release it onto Itunes and Spotify because it was Limited edition which would defeat the purpose of it being so if posted to streaming services

    V.... Q....

    SaLival is good. This song, 3rd eye, and No Quarter are worth hearing

    V.... Q....

    @vDeadbolt that's not true. Push it and third eye just to name a couple

  29. D.... W....

    Funny, I owned this box set from the day it came out; the live version of Pushit is one of my all time favorite songs, but I never listened to this song until today.

  30. A.... ....

    Available on Kidz Bop 46!

  31. N.... ....

    Kinda sounds like What It’s Like by Everlast

  32. W.... U....

    Enjoy Maynard's Dick while you can. They're taking Tool songs off of YouTube, left and right.

  33. J.... P....

    Slide a mile 6 inches at a time...

  34. M.... M....

    He's a year older than my mother and yes I still fantasize about getting my mile in on Maynards Diiiiiiiiiiiicccccckkkkkkkkkkkk

  35. B.... S....

    That scream tho

  36. D.... S....

    I was trying to find Maynards dick pics but this was a pleasant stumble upon.

  37. E.... C....

    First thought was boulevard of broken dreams by Green Day without the effects

  38. K.... Z....

    When the fuck did Tool play acoustic guitars lmao

  39. L.... K....

    Thank god they're not such a 4 chord band :D

  40. S.... M....

    What kind of mathematical equations did Maynard use on this one?

    S.... M....

    “Rule of Thumb”

    S.... M....

    Gliding a mile, six inches at a time.

    S.... M....

    One mile equals 5,280 feet.
    6 inches is half of a foot.
    Which means 5,280 * .5 = 2,640
    Backwards is 46 and 2.

    S.... M....

    Slope-intercept

  41. S.... V....

    We are a group of music lovers nerding out over our favorite songs that fall under a new theme each day. Come show us what you got! Today’s theme is “Tool”.

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/SupercordsMusicClub/

  42. e.... ....

    “Oh I...ohhh, I’m still alive, yehhh...”

  43. H.... ....

    First time I ever heard this song and I thought I was a huge tool fan. Excluding the lyrics I totally dig this style of tool

  44. T.... H....

    "Maynard's Dick"

    It's all an open center
    Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
    It doesn't have to feel water
    It's just a place that feels right with him
    Kinda like the way you're breathing
    I kinda like the way you keep looking away
    Would you like to glide on
    Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

    There's a shyness found in reason
    Apprehensive influence swallow away
    You seem to feel abysmal take it
    then you're careful grace for sure
    Kinda like the way you're breathing
    Kinda like the way you keep looking away
    Would you like to climb on
    Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick

    Took you out in the back of the toolshed
    Put it right on top of your forehead
    Took you out in the back of the toolshed
    Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!

  45. S.... T....

    times of my life,the best ever

  46. �.... P....

    Took you out in the back of the toolshed. Put it right on top of your forehead. Took you out in the back of the toolshed. Now you know what you're fucking with... Maynard's dick!

  47. K.... ....

    This has to be my favorite 90's rock song.

  48. N.... ....

    If Tool was grunge.

  49. T.... S....

    This is a lovely song, but it's about the singer's genitals. Thanks I hate it

  50. A.... P....

    In case you don't get it... the burping and farting at the end makes it pretty clear how to treat this song lol LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. T.... ....

    Now we need a sequel: Maydick's Nards.

    T.... ....

    Bear me to it by 11 months

  52. S.... ....

    I glide a mile six inches at a time.

  53. I.... H....

    Other tool songs make me picture the universe as a sentient being working like some demented clock and this one makes me picture cruising down the highway at sunset




    In conclusion, I am not dissatisfied

  54. H.... ....

    It's always serious when you talk about your dick in third person.

  55. D.... R....

    Such a simple guitar rhythm, cool voice

  56. D.... R....

    This sucksaynards dick

  57. A.... L....

    It would take quite a while to slide a mile on Maynard's dick. If you haven't had an orgasm by then, you've made an existential mistake.

  58. J.... ....

    thought it would have been longer...

  59. M.... Z....

    Probably the best song they ever did

  60. L.... L....

    I walk a lonely road, the only road I've ever known--Wait, wrong song.

    L.... L....

    It's funny too because one time at a concert he told the crowd that they only had one more song. The crowd groaned and he said something like, "It's not only three minutes long, we're not Green Day"

  61. N.... ....

    This is absolutely something I'd like to store in my music library... weren't for the lyrics. LMAO

  62. R.... ....

    sounds exactly like Fly Away acoustic version

  63. G.... M....

    These song is Tool making fun of pathetic generic rock bands. Notice the 4-4 typical guitar strumming ala Creed? Lolol creed is ok but come on mate

    G.... M....

    My Own Prison is a decent song. But that's about it

    G.... M....

    I don't dislike Creed's music, I do have a problem with their dollar store Eddie Vedder vocalist though...
    Unforgiven is a pretty song by them though, give it a shot.

    G.... M....

    @TheBlackKnight1o1 😵😵😵😖😖

    G.... M....

    As someone who's been in covers of both bands and is a diehard Tool fan, all I can say is to give Creed a chance and try to ignore the fad of hating them. They have powerful songs.

    G.... M....

    @TheBlackKnight1o1 I love Eddie Vedder.

  64. A.... ....

    This song is suddenly a lot more relevant.

    A.... ....

    that fake rape allegation? Yeah, totally.

  65. J.... N....

    Now this song makes sense

  66. K.... P....

    I hate when u was their for someone and they only see the bad because the stress u had in the past and u let them know how u feeling and they take it as that and all u was trying todo is care for them

    K.... P....

    Yeah that sucks

  67. P.... P....

    maynard's singing about his dick - yours favourite singer sings about whatever: 1 - 0

  68. A.... V....

    "Enjoy Maynard's dick"

  69. J.... P....

    The only tool song with acoustic guitar

    J.... P....

    Jack Pyne disposition also has a bit of acoustic guitar very low in the mix

    J.... P....

    Jack Pyne 4 degrees

  70. d.... ....

    Who else was singing along? 😂😂😂

  71. D.... M....

    This is Tool's hardest song 😉

    D.... M....

    Honestly I've been trying to learn the bass all day and I'm having a harder time than when I learned Schism, Vicarious, Jambi, and The Pot.

    D.... M....

    @TheBlackKnight1o1 it was a pun

    D.... M....

    @George Velatides I not that dense, lol. I was just saying that it's also true as far as the bass goes.

    D.... M....

    Also one of their shortest

  72. R.... ....

    Estaba el diablo mal parado en la esquina de mi barrio

    R.... ....

    Santi Raybet Si un poco se parece, creo...

  73. J.... V....

    "Full On Kevin's Mom" & "Full On(reprise)" anybody?

    J.... V....

    Jonathan Van Horn it does sound similar!

  74. S.... P....

    This is so southern but in Tool style. Love it.

  75. S.... P....

    Maynard for prez 2020

  76. B.... ....

    One of their few songs that’s in 4/4

    B.... ....

    @toffeebomb Forty Six & 2 isn't in 4/4 throughout its entirety

    B.... ....

    @TheJimger No, but quite predominantly 4/4. Same with The Pot and others. But they're still mostly 4/4 songs

    B.... ....

    @Mario Red Claw Eulogy is all 4/4 and so is Prison Sex. Prison Sex has a syncopated section in the chorus, but it's still 4/4

    B.... ....

    @Mario Red Claw None of it is in 6/4

    B.... ....

    @TheJimger some parts are in 7/8

  77. C.... K....

    The first released puscifer song

    C.... K....

    Its tool puscifers first song is cuntry boner

    C.... K....

    Clayton Kramer it feels like an early versión of Conditions of My Parole... Kinda

    C.... K....

    @Nicolás Riveros Hum ... No...

    C.... K....

    @Anthony Dodrill yeah no shit sherlock. It was a joke

  78. G.... ....

    I love how this is their only song with acoustic guitar

  79. A.... 2....

    ashamed to say I actually forgot this song existed.

  80. M.... C....

    maynard!

  81. s.... n....

    There's a shyness found in reason,
    Apprehensive influence swallow away,
    You seem to feel abysmal take it,
    then you're careful grace for sure...

  82. T.... ....

    I just realized that this song is basically A National Acrobat

  83. f.... ....

    After listening to virtually every Tool song out there, this song has, by far, the most foreign time signature out there :D

  84. C.... ....

    Go ahead...climb on Maynard's dick.

  85. c.... o....

    🤘🏻

  86. P.... F....

    this shit makes me happy

  87. R.... J....

    I can really appreciate the fact that Maynard has no qualms about telling the world he has a completely average sized cock. That takes some confidence. There are guys an inch or two bigger than average who still won't even tell their current fucking date.

  88. P.... T....

    Why do I like Maynard's Dick so much... I mean, why is Maynard's Dick so good... I mean, what make Maynard's Dick so nice... I mean- FUCK!

  89. R.... K....

    That scream starting at 2:56 is classic Maynard, love when he just lets his voice rip like that.

    R.... K....

    Yeah i love that scream too, but i think that 1:44 up to the chorus is more orgasmic.

    R.... K....

    Rip fear incolum

  90. P.... P....

    In the context of the song, they should of jammed for six minutes on Maynard's dick.

  91. s.... t....

    you guys are funny

  92. s.... ....

    when I first heard this song. I was totally digging it musically and then all of the sudden he says maynards dick. I was dying in laughter. lol great tune to laugh at.

  93. I.... W....

    You're goddamn right

    I.... W....

    hello Maynard
    if u make new album i kill smilly chorgun

    I.... W....

    ling ling well buddy I got some news for you

  94. m.... ....

    Their shortest song, oddly enough

    m.... ....

    Comment of the century

    m.... ....

    Nah bro

    m.... ....

    @michael b Flood is 8 minutes...

    m.... ....

    @GunPoint Very true...not sure why I grouped that in. (?).

  95. I.... C....

    I enjoy this song I just find it really odd enjoy a song about a guys Dick

  96. G.... C....

    I love the intro... totally sounds like a Zeppelin song at first

    G.... C....

    Yeah it really caught my attention when i heard, this song really stands out from the rest of Tool's usual style.

    G.... C....

    Its.. very Puscifer in style.

    G.... C....

    The guitar riff is identical from Black Sabbath's A National Acrobat, I just realized that.

  97. M.... L....

    kinda like the way your breathing

    M.... L....

    Kinda like the way you keep looking away

  98. M.... S....

    I wish this song was as long as Maynard's dick.

    M.... S....

    Time and penis length aren't measured with the same units. A song can't be 6 inches. Sorry

    M.... S....

    nicely put. dank as fuck.

    M.... S....

    you can measure lenght in time.

    M.... S....

    Mr. ShagNasty But then it would be the longest song in history

  99. J.... D....

    On the new album it would be cool to have some acoustic interludes like this. Adam can do it it if he wants to.