Tool - Faaip De Oiad Lyrics




"I, I don't have a whole lot of time.
Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51.
I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and...
[chokes] I've kind of been running across the country.
Damn, I don't know where to start, they're,
they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.

OK, um, um, OK,
what we're thinking of as, as aliens,
they're extradimensional beings,
that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with.
They are not what they claim to be.
Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment,
particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, they, the military,
I'm sorry, the government knows about them.
And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
the population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
that are left will be more easily controllable."





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  1. Joshua Sizemore

    [Verse]
    I, I don't have a whole lot of time
    Um, okay, I'm a former employee of Area 51
    I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and...
    I've kind of been running across the country
    Damn, I don't know where to start, they are
    They are going to, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon
    Okay, um, um, okay
    What we're thinking of as, as aliens
    They are extra-dimensional beings
    That, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with
    They are not what they claim to be
    Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment
    Particularly the Area 51
    The disasters that are coming, they, the military
    I'm sorry, the government knows about them
    And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
    The population to now. They are not!
    They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
    That are left will be more easily controllable

  2. QWERTY

    A message to the aliens,





    I aint tryin to get probed without a fight

  3. Von_Nightmare_ Luciferian

    Danny Carrey is a funny guy

  4. TimeKing 682

    Yall ever realize when you loop the album this phases perfectly into the engine startup(?) Of The Grudge. Its amazing.

  5. xalian17

    Bob Lazar -- research this man and come back here

  6. DKong1026

    holy fuck this is creepy lol. and I'm sober right now

  7. Mark Routt

    Damn I didn't even know about this album, and this is hands down my all time favorite Art Bell Coast to Coast moment.

  8. Integral Souls

    its been quite a journey to this album folks....

  9. Limits98

    Lyrics

    I, 
    I don't have a 
    Whole lot of time
    Um, 
    Okay, 
    I'm a former employee 
    Of Area 51
    I, 
    I was let go 
    On a medical discharge 
    About a week ago and, 
    And...
    I've kind of been 
    Running across the country
    Damn, 
    I don't know where to start, 
    They are
    They are going to, 
    Um, 
    They'll triangulate on 
    This position really soon
    Okay, 
    Um, 
    Um, 
    Okay
    What we're thinking of as, 
    As aliens
    They are extra-dimensional beings
    That, 
    An earlier precursor of the, 
    Um, 
    Space program they 
    Made contact with
    They are not what 
    They claim to be
    Uh, 
    They've infiltrated a, 
    A lot of aspects of, 
    Of, 
    Of the military establishment
    Particularly the Area 51
    The disasters that are coming, 
    They, 
    The military
    I'm sorry, 
    The government knows about them
    And 
    There's a lot of 
    Safe areas in this world 
    That they could begin moving
    The population to now. 
    They are not!
    They want those 
    Major population centers wiped 
    Out so that the few
    That are left will be 
    More easily controllable

  10. LogosGrapheRhema ThoughtWrittenThoughtSpokenSpirit

    ahh heard it all

  11. Yenta Moon

    My journey through lateralus is over my fellow brothers




    Time for 10k days

    psychonaut ready for launch!

    Enjoy! I'm jealous

  12. Adeola Ola

    So how did Area 51 go?

  13. iloveToonLink101

    My boyfriend texted me scared half to death bc I had him listen to this album to go to sleep.. forgot about this track and it woke him up in a panic. Oops

    blast beat96

    iloveToonLink101 I need details lol

    iloveToonLink101

    blast beat96 I guess he woke up feeling like his chest was pounding and like something was watching him cause it startled him so bad in his sleep lol poor guy

    iloveToonLink101

    blast beat96 cool thing is, tool is one of his favorite bands now ;)

  14. Atlas

    I do admit, I remember listening to this guy on Art Bell.

  15. racccongenocide1842

    We'll show those aliens... In time

  16. Elijah M.

    Oh I remember that audio. It's a real phone call to a radio talkshow called Coast to Coast. It's claimed that it is from a former Area 51 worker sharing secrets. About maybe 2 minutes in, the broadcast signal gets cut off and runs on a backup broadcast.
    "In some way, something knocked us off the air, and we're on a backup system now.
    "Was it the government or..."
    "I don't know."

  17. NG Resonance

    Remember tripping and thinking the album was over and then this comes on ? Lol

  18. VinMetal

    Great finish to the album

  19. rali ost

    When your neighbours are Nicola Tesla, psycho drummer and a creepy dude

    Angelo Mesquita

    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  20. Gabriel Moline

    Just cool you got a joint, Finally. You bastards.

  21. punk misfist

    no amigo pense que se me cagaron los auriculares y era el ruido blanco de la cancion, me deben 300 pesos y su disco nuevo (?

  22. Matthew Seth

    Aliens are actually fallen Angel's they came from Mars where beelzebub lives with his observatory

  23. Mick Solray

    Oh Art, I really miss your Coast shows.. Classic!

  24. Musicased Guitar

    Planetary Duality by The Faceless did this one better, but that new Tool song is INSANE

  25. QuakerOats

    The thing is these extra dimensional beings have been doing little but turning the frogs gay and warming up the planet.

    They could just mind control some general like in doctor strangelove to nuke the planet, but here we are 🙂

    So even if the frantic guy that came on the air all those years ago was telling the truth.. which he later appeared on the show, likely mind controlled by the extra dimensional beings, and told us it was just a joke,

    These extra dimensional beings are really taking their time.


    Case in point, goddamn puppet show

  26. Julio Agosto

    Alrighty then, picture this if you will

    SonicFanChris 4

    10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes

    NerdyCat

    In my "need to know" pose just outside of Area 51

    Anna Rei Myers

    Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky

  27. Gonzalo Flores

    tool ----> high spiritual frecuency music

  28. Leo Graham

    Listening to this album all the way through the first time with no knowledge of this track is a once in a lifetime experience.

    Draven Herd

    It really is

    Julio Agosto

    You're goddamn right

    anna olu

    it must be so creepy on acid

    smyleynine

    anna olu it was, I remember listening to the DRT suite being completely blown away, then hearing this come on. Me and my gf were clinging to whatever we were leaning on during peak come up when the dude in the audio message suddenly gets warped out of existence. I remember laughing hysterically and saying “wellp, I guess that’s the end of that, huh!”

    Tagan Gizel

    Leo Graham I experienced it today, I’m a new Tool fan. I have heard of the audio though, the guy was from the Art Bell radio show. But still, the static and drums make it even creepier

  29. Rop Por

    Это приближается

  30. Matthew

    So pumped for this to be happening

  31. The Terrible Puddle

    Why exactly this Area 51 track has the most views 4 hours after the uploads I don't know.

    Adam Oneal

    Because of the storm Area 51 meme.

    LoG’s Maggot

    Because of the weird title perhaps?

  32. Will B

    the mauntok monster is real. stock up on tinfoil. :3

  33. NLM

    I, I don't have a whole lot of time
    Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51
    I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and...
    I've kind of been running across the country
    Damn, I don't know where to start, they are
    They are going to, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon
    OK, um, um, OK
    What we're thinking of as, as aliens
    They are extradimensional beings
    That, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with
    They are not what they claim to be
    Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment
    Particularly the Area 51
    The disasters that are coming, they, the military
    I'm sorry, the government knows about them
    And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
    The population to now. They are not!
    They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
    That are left will be more easily controllable

    j'huuki

    ​@LogosGrapheRhema ThoughtWrittenThoughtSpokenSpirit Yeah, it all is. And imagination is a very misunderstood phenomenon.
    The way I see it, all we have to do is take responsibility for ourselves (primary, then other; a hand up, rather than a simultaneous scramble..?)
    And potentially go to trauma therapy if, say, it turns out that one is a tad co-dependent, or the opposite of that.
    I reckon our species as a whole would gain enough mental clarity and cohesion (within and in the wider picture of society, etc) to better know what to do next.
    Because, right now, it's a flood of information and sorting the signal from the noise isn't as simple as reductionist "rationale".
    But yeah, I took a tangent to show it could be done.
    Something to reflect upon, maybe?

    j'huuki

    The tools I meant, rather than this band, are dialectical approaches, therapy, guided experiences, etc. Simply reconnecting with our deeper nature.

    LogosGrapheRhema ThoughtWrittenThoughtSpokenSpirit

    ​@j'huuki I use to Speak deeply about these topics you are Describing, but i came to realize that Silence is the Beginning of Wisdom.
    Ever heard of Beast 1333?.
    Good songs Templars of Hip Hop.

    j'huuki

    @LogosGrapheRhema ThoughtWrittenThoughtSpokenSpirit I haven't, but I'll check it out :) Thanks. And yeah, I may join you in the less ...vocal approach? Comment sections, at least.

  34. Matheus C.

    This is my jam

  35. Jack Nicholson

    I was here.

  36. KingbassK

    great sequence

  37. Cultus Black

    Ahhhh Coast to coast.

  38. BlueLilac

    Yyyaaayyyyy

  39. Rociio Coronel

    OMG ♡♡♡♡

  40. FudgeMonkeyz69

    Out of all of the songs on here to have the most views, why the fuck is it this one? :D

  41. Cynical Cinema

    I was here to bear witness to this, just noting for future reference.

  42. Cynical Cinema

    OH SHIT.

  43. Fibonacci

    OMG!! IT'S HAPPENING! !

  44. Fercho Gothmetal

    Wooooow 😍👍🇲🇽🤗

  45. Adam Durbin

    The first time I heard this I was 13 years old listening to the complete album the day it came out with headphones on when this came on it was absolutely terrifying I remember having chills and Nightmares thinking that the aliens were coming for me I've been a fan of tool since undertow because of my older sister have been a die-hard fan ever since the only band that invoked a major emotional response as a child

    JahRojas ExQSys

    Dont feel bad....i had the same experience except i was 20 and instead of nightmare this track gave me a bad acid trip lol

    Digga

    @BrokenZen He could still be 13 years old 18 years ago, or listen to music with headphones. Not sure what's wrong with his comment tbh

    BrokenZen

    @Digga you can see his comment has been edited. It originally said 13 years ago.

    Digga

    @BrokenZen Ooh, okay. Then your comment makes sense hah. Thanks!

    carsonproctor

    Adam Durbin kinda reminds me of CoD zombies after the WaW campaign. Now let me explain why: because you've just listened to a whole album, and after about 2 minutes of silence (Triad's last 2 minutes), you hear this ominous noise and you're all of a sudden terrified because of what this guy said.

  46. Sunshine and Shadows

    💓💓💓💓

  47. Lizardqueen

    Yes please

  48. Ethan Spencer

    IT HAS BEGUN!!!

  49. Amanda Harless

    Damn this is something I've waited years for! Jesus has come back haha

  50. Lost Boy

    Tool is back mofos.

  51. Pulwen HD

    IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

  52. doodlewop

    Woohoo THANK YOU!!

  53. Koii Fish

    Can't wait to hear the new stuff this month!!

    Barristan Selmy

    Only one song so far. I'm itching to hear the rest.

  54. Max West

    I was here.

  55. Erik Luna

    OMG It’s happening!!!!

    Fibonacci

    Same thing I said. You were first

  56. MostlyLost

    ITS HAPPENING

  57. Hayden Sibaja

    I don't have a lot of time......

    FIRST!!!!!

  58. Tomás Esquivel

    YES YES YES YES YES YEEEESSS!!!!

  59. mitchell

    Faaip De Oaid...




    What a joke

    TheJimger

    Mitchell It should be Oaid, not Oiad right?

  60. BFG Machine

    A milestone in human history. Thank you

  61. granadan legacy

    AAAWWHHH SHIIIIITTT

  62. jayjay

    Holy ducksjsjsj

  63. I Man

    I’m just here to say I’m here! Love you guys!

  64. Francisco Castillo

    Thank you, but can you please upload a new one?

  65. The Flabby Gentleman

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  66. haimmortal

    It’s happening!

  67. Sebastian Gzz

    4 view :(

  68. Irving Reyes

    Area 51!!!!

    First!!!