Too $hort - Hoes Lyrics

I gotta fat bitch

That p funk sample is the shit! If you dont fuck wit this take ya dead ass home!

I need a bitch thats one thing I know🎶

If you ain’t gonna get it on take your dead ass home!

I wants no champagne, I drink gin ‘an juice

Oak town. Wat up pimp playa

Pimp till ya die

1992-2019 27 years ago ima 90s baby this my generation 1992 is my generation 27 years is my old Year 1992

This song will hoes LOL

That's real 😎

To short 😎

Hoes - You see some people like to play the dating game
Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?"
Wine and dine and waste all that time
Spending money on a ho 'cause you think she's fine
Holding hands at the movies, waiting months to fuck
Played like a sucker, you should know what's up
Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass ho
Listen to a real dog, 'cause I know
You get a pretty yellow bitch with that long-ass hair
Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player
Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass bitch
Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick
I need a bitch with a beeper, a full time tramp
She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp
But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole
Deep throat this big dick and act real bold
You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your ass
'Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash
And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail
Take 'em to the stroll and let the pussy sell
'Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts
But to a grandmother, they're like big sluts
And if you're $hort Dog, they look like bank rolls
If I ever go broke I'll just break hoes
'Cause hoes were made to be broken
It happens every day in Oakland
I need a bitch, that's one thing I know
Put my money where my mouth is and break them hoes
Two or four, they like to run in pairs
Hit small towns and sell pussy everywhere
I ain't giving no bitches, no kind of slack
'Cause Oakland California is where they made The Mack-Prostitution is the oldest profession
Kick back young partner, learn your lesson
Pimp 'til you die, as long as you know
Pimps ain't nothing but hoes
Getting paid, for everything you say
If a ho wanna fuck you, she gots to pay
Keep the bitch broke and control the world
Cause when hoes get rich, they call 'em "call girls"
Now ain't nothing like a neighborhood trampy slut
Take a ho to a spot and let her lick these nuts
Get a square bitch, you gotta lie to kick it
But with a nasty bitch, she'll just lick it and lick it
I had a square bitch, man, she looked way too cool
She said she loved me, but is that true?
She asked me could she be my lady
Wanted so much to have my baby
So what bitch? I popped your cherry
Hell fucking no I don't wanna get married
'Cause can't no bitch hound me
Talking that shit about a family
I wants no champagne, I drink gin and juice
Bring a bag of ice and watch a ho get loose
Spread the word, we're getting tossed tonight
And please don't trip on the cellulite
I got a fat bitch, sucking on my dick
Every day, homie, it's the same old shit
Don't look stupid, ho, drop them goddamn draw'ls
Get your ass in the bed and let's fuck like dogs
On the very first night, we fucked
I got the pussy, I got sucked
I couldn't wait, she asked me why
I let the answer shoot straight in her eye, bitch-Hoes are like cum freaks, they suck you dry
They do what you say, and don't ask why
Who said that ho ain't old enough?
If she could bleed, then she could fuck
Call me "Dirty Dog" but your cot stank
Motherfuckers think pimps ain't making bank
But the, pimp game just don't stop
You gotta be down to reach the top
I tell all my homies "Play these hoes"
Don't eat the pussy and pay these hoes
'Cause some of these hoes get tore up smoking
Bitches like that you find all through Oakland
Miniskirts and no panties on
When it's time to fuck, it don't take too long
And it's mandatory for hoes to simp
Catch other hoes and bring 'em to pimps
So take this game and keep it for life
Never make a ho into a housewife
Just get a good bitch, a workaholic like Holly
Bitch so bold, she'll take a piss in the alley
And make big bank, it's like the pussy is dope
They keep coming back until the tricks go broke
But if that ho jumps off the track
Another young bitch will bring them tricks right back

Hell fuck'n no I don't wanna get married!

Damn, I forgot, you can't play too short he say dick pussy and bitch every line 😆 beats raw as fuc 😆

Prostitution is the oldest profession, kick back young partner and learn your lesson... haha.

(0:22) - (0:44)
MGTOW shit before MGTOW!

I got a fat bitch sucking on my dick....lmaooooooo

Lol!! Sound like Seinfeld in the beginning

Omg, you may have ruined this one for me lmao.

So maybe I exaggerated, but your comment is still absolutely hilarious.

mannn ive had this instrumental stuck in my head for years and thought it was from Toe Jam & Earl or somethin then heard this randomly and then slapped myself! forgot all about this track

Thys Nigga need a mascot or something...nobody does it better than Too $hort

BEST TOO SHORT
PIMPOLOGY SHITTTTT
CLASSIC STILL POPPIN TILL 2050

another bitch bring um back lol

mini skit

Yeah it's like the Mack on CD...what chu kno about Sir Too $hort

....and no panties, on.

I rather be a BITCH

I need a bitch wit a beeper a full time tramp, she can't suck dick like she's lickin a stamp

on the very first night, we fucked, I got the pussy, I got sucked, I couldn't wait, she asked why, I let the answer shoot right in her eye, nasty bitch... lol... Short a fuckin fool... classic...

spending money on a hoe cause you thinks she's fine... tricks... lol...

U GOTTA BE DOWN,TO REACH THE TOP.....WE ALL GOT MUCH GAME IN THE BAY...FILLMOE SFC

Oakland California's where they made the Mack

Thats right. Dont give bitches any kind of slack because OAKLAND CALIFORNIA is wher!e they made em' at

Oakland, San Fran, and Toledo is known for Pimpin' and Human Trafficking.

lol.. this shitz sum funkadelic.. from take your dead ass home!

im from sac town but oaktown coo too

jayblack32 cooler

dats rite check his hat out he evn knws SD is da shit!!!!SD uper county big bad CITY OF ESCXXDIDO FUCK XEAKSHIT

760curiel "SD" = "Short Dogg"

IF I EVER GO BROKE I JUST BREAK HOES!

One of the best Too $hort songs EVER...
Aaaaaight!!!

...THEE best $hort song ever!  Raps for days.