Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player Lyrics






[Too Short:] Nigga what,nigga what,nigga what

[East Side Boyz:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Us niggas from the south be representing shit
And trying to keep these player haters of our dick
Never fucking with these loud ass clicks and crews
And bucking down busters that be acting rude
Cause these niggas and these hoes be with some other shit
They like to talk behind your back but in your face they ride yo dick
That's why I stay tight with my crew,
so what you gone do when we come for you

[Chorus repeat 4x: <What, wuz up, wuz up, what> (in background)]
What the fuck you gone do nigga, what the
What the fuck you gone do, what you gone do [repeat 4X]

[Hook: East Side Boyz]
Represent yo' click motherfucker
And if you don't then you must be a buster [repeat 2X]
Now put your middle finger up motherfucker [repeat 2X]
Now drop them bows on them motherfucking suckers [repeat 2X]
Now get crunk motherfucker get crunk [repeat 2X]
Now get drunk motherfucket get drunk [repeat 2X]
Now tell them hoes to drop they clothes
And cut something for the motherfucking d-lo's

[Chorus]

[Too $hort:]
Short short, short, short
Now I don't give a fuck about ya' benz or ya light-skinned bitch
I don't give a fuck who you tell you don't like this shit
The fact still stand you got one girlfriend
And I fill like the whole world's pimp
I can't be like you, always acting fake
I can tell you how much a real mac can make
A million dollars ain't shit to spend
Get some new hoes and get it again
So don't tell me what'cha wish for
You wanna be kept by a rich hoe
Bitch ass nigga, I'm trying to get me a lick
She better pay me right now she wanna get some dick
I told cha' got the game from the old niggas
Everytime I park my car him come the gold diggers
With the easy pussy sign on display
If you looking for some money don't come this way

[Hook: Too Short]
You couldn't be a better player than me
Even if you fucked every day of the week
I know you think you got it like that with P
I be fucking hoes everyday of the week biiitch!!!

[Chorus]

[Too $hort:]
Now I don't give a fuck about cha' phone book and all ya' pictures
Chilling at the club with all ya bitches
Lying on ya' dick save the drama
Got my eye on ya' bitch and ya baby mama, catch ya' snoozing
You know the rules pimp ya' bitch is chosing, ya' bout' to lose them
Yelling get cha' ass in the car bitch
But I'm much to fast with this hard dick
Short dog took ya' broad, it just can't be
Ya' bitch sucked me and fucked me and than she think me
I know the whole story, you ain't serving it right
I'll probably stop by and put some work in tonight

[Hook: Too Short]
You couldn't be a better player than me
Even if you fucked everyday of the week
I know you think you got it like that with P
I be fucking hoes every day of the week
I know you couldn't be a better player than me
Even if you rode in luxury
I know you smoke colting that top notch freak
You never could be a better player than me, biiitch!!!

[Chorus]

[Hook: East Side Boyz]
Now what's up fuck nigga what's up [2x]
You gone buck fuck nigga then buck [2x]
Ya' boys done left ya' now ya' stuck [2x]
Ain't got no pistol on ya ass so you stuck [2x]
You wanna run like a motherfucking bitch
You shouldn't have been no motherfucking snitch [2x]
My nigga trigger finger startin' to itch [2x]
You shouldn't have been no motherfucking bitch [2x]

[Too $hort:]
Now I don't give a fuck if you fuck the richest bitch on earth
You can be a jiggalo couldn't get more work
Cause I'm a player from way back taught by the best
No hater can fade me
I was short like the rest of y'all half stepping little dicks wanna be big
willie's, you got a bad case of the sillies
In the studio you make believers
In real life you more like the cape crusaders
Rushing to the scene to save them hoes
Everytime they come across them crazy folks
You cuff 'em hurry up and get em' to safety
But sooner or later the bitch gotta face me
Cause I put the game down from the start
And you ain't nothing but a dumb ass mark
Do yo' thing and watch me do mine
Get the bitch on the phone and we'll see who lying, nigga

WHAT! [until fade]





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  1. J.... A....

    This take me way way bakk!!!!

  2. m.... r....

    4:23 goes hard

  3. t.... ....

    Who remembers the video for this.....

  4. A.... ....

    Oooooowwe! Club 559 1997!!! BIM! ATL!

  5. V.... ....

    Didn’t Khia Rap On This Same beat

  6. J.... J....

    old Caprice with that candy apple red hopkinville Kentucky if u was station at fort Campbell Kentucky u know hop town if u a soldier and u ain't getting bitches something is wrong with you

  7. S.... S....

    Who still listening to this in 2019 besides my self 👁👁🤣

  8. M.... D....

    Hell Yeah!! Texas Bitch!!

  9. M.... M....

    A CLUB BANGER IN ATLANTA GA

  10. J.... T....

    Niggas like me be on dis shit other niggas got dey ass whoop off this hit

  11. E.... A....

    2019 ???

  12. j.... l....

    The beat is stand alone. Lil Jon chant is stand alone. Short rhymes are stand alone. But yet, all 3 were meant to be together. For the yugins just getting hip to this one, it's old, but still better than some stuff out now. For the yungins that KNOW this the shit, keep up the good "ear"

  13. G.... L....

    You couldn't be a better player than me, even if you fuck everyday of the week.

  14. T.... B....

    got tha game from old niggas . ehh time I park my car here kum tha gold diggas🤘💯#Yehhdaat still banging in 2k19 #NeverSleptOn🗣️

  15. M.... M....

    This is my Jam.. TOO SHORT made this song on Point. TOO SHORT is the best Rapper in the World. This song was everything because of SHORT DOG.. I wish they had a video for this song, cuz it would be so Tight, just like dis song.

  16. F.... G....

    This my shit old school fye from Jacksonville Florida ride out music

  17. p.... ....

    Had this bassing out in my 85 blazer box off 6 15 inch jl w3s off Orion amps 10,000 watts with the alpine cd an infinity mids an highs with a alpine crossover ....

  18. m.... ....

    We still here

  19. J.... L....

    class of 2001.... yeah!

  20. T.... D....

    Townbizz

  21. T.... D....

    This my shit I was 16 or 17 yes still Poppin I'm a real gangsrastress

  22. K.... R....

    Im 18 and be ready to fight off this shii😂

  23. D.... J....

    Still 🔥🔥🔥 in 2019!!

  24. E.... W....

    2K20 Here We Come

  25. S.... S....

    Atl in this bitch

  26. c.... ....

    Takes me back to that dirty South when ATL had projects all over downtown.. Forest Park class of 96'

  27. L.... G....

    🖤🖤

  28. 9.... 4....

    Y'all talk about how it sounded in ya cars but I loved how it sounded when I hit the Blade LMPAO

  29. k.... t....

    Cause these niggas and hoes on some other shit

  30. Q.... M....

    Oakland was getting stupid dangerous to this

  31. Q.... M....

    oh shit

    Q.... M....

    Oakland got real dangerous to this back then

  32. s.... ....

    Short dog baby

  33. s.... ....

    2 15s still thumpin with this

  34. J.... J....

    I’m still listening in 2019 idc idc this will always go hard 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

  35. s.... ....

    Real rap 👌

  36. C.... ....

    Enjoying the moment hashtag straight Oakland.........shit is ridiculous

  37. S.... J....

    I was 18 shit had the Grand Markee banging

  38. R.... A....

    Still 🔥

  39. j.... m....

    July 2019

  40. R.... A....

    This song speaks for itself.hard ass beat,lyrics,and definetly that pimp shit bitch!!!

  41. S.... T....

    Boy this shit was so crunk back in da dayz, DJ'S literally had to stop playing Lil Jon at the clubs due to all the head stompings and riots that would break out!!!!! Boy that was the good ol days hahaha....

  42. M.... H....

    Still 2019

  43. Y.... D....

    2chainz Statute of limitations brought me here.. still a #CRUNK Classic

  44. H.... R....

    Too Shawt say bitch sooooo disrespectful.

  45. T.... T....

    Shit got real when that piano part kicked in
    🎹🎹 Dun dun doon doon

  46. S.... H....

    This was and still knock!!

  47. S.... O....

    This song 20 years old

  48. Z.... I....

    Motherfucka

  49. J.... M....

    Lil Wayne killed it tho I fck with it tho

  50. C.... O....

    OLD SCHOOL 6/26/2019 💋

  51. D.... C....

    2019....from the A and still gets me crunk

  52. T.... C....

    who still bumping this in 2019

  53. K.... G....

    On my babydaddy phone vibing to the tunes

  54. A.... M....

    My gym music!!!

  55. A.... M....

    One of too shorts rawest verses. This song still slappz!!!

  56. L.... 1....

    That beat is row

  57. J.... M....

    Who else slapping this coming into summer 2019

  58. C.... ....

    I GOT A BITCH NAMED KEISHA SHE A REAL DICK PLEASER

  59. O.... J....

    Good days like a Mf!! Facts here.

  60. A.... W....

    Always Gonna Be the Jam😍😍😍

  61. h.... d....

    Bham al in dih bihhhhh!!!!!!!!!

  62. c.... ....

    1997 four zeus 12s autotek mean machine..... At club who know what im talking bout????

  63. L.... G....

    stop hidden behind this phone you got all my infomation and got a A.R for who ever i have not did nothing to nobody and yall talking shit thought it was game wait to you see me on the news suing geoggle muthafucks all are nothing

  64. W.... C....

    Anyone know what album this song is in ?? Not even Google knows lol

  65. T.... ....

    Here in Summer 2019!!!!🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

  66. T.... T....

    That 🎹 part deadly. When u hear it u instantly know it's about .. to go .. down

  67. B.... t....

    2019 ya hearddddd

  68. T.... ....

    I miss crunk music 😔

  69. M.... C....

    Bang'n this one year for Freaknik.

  70. B.... ....

    B@$$ OFF's!!!!

  71. p.... m....

    Too short always smooth AF.💯

  72. M.... H....

    Niggas get mad when i pull up in that lac they walking they bitch watching four, five on my hip just incase they ploting,

  73. M.... H....

    We use to rap our on shit on this track miss those days we had it good

  74. b.... S....

    When 2chainz took this and made statue of limitations
    I SCREAMED A GOOD ASS SCREAM

  75. F.... W....

    Listening in 2019

  76. A.... H....

    Get crunk

  77. R.... P....

    Ya dig ya dig Dgf343 south Hayward

  78. D.... P....

    Too Short went in on this one... on Gawd

  79. K.... ....

    One of the hardest instrumentals ever.

  80. C.... S....

    Who here in 2019?

  81. j.... s....

    2019 still bangin

  82. N.... 1....

    Bumping this since 2002 !!

  83. t.... h....

    27 years of jammin to this shit

  84. S.... S....

    Who are they talking about in this song?

  85. C.... C....

    Killed this in 99 now I'm showing my nephew what real music is in 19

  86. M.... R....

    Always pimping

  87. M.... B....

    I've been looking for this song for years. The beat and hook has been in my head since I was a kid. I knew it features too short but I thought it was with no limit. FINALLY FOUND IT!!!!!!!

  88. J.... s....

    Still one of my favorite beats ever along side one in a million aliyah

  89. J.... s....

    Man haven't heard this song in like 7 years or so still remember the verse and hook word for word. 2 chains brought me here with statue limit

  90. M.... G....

    Freaknik!!!