Tom MacDonald - Straight White Male Lyrics
Straight white male, hate myself
Mad that my skin's so pale
Got white privilege so I cannot fail
The world told me I'm evil still
I break the law but I escape the jail
I went to school and I pay my taxes
I use good grammar I'm bad as hell
I'm not a Nazi
I like black people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee
I'm not a racist
I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians
Black Power says I'm the problem (Yeah)
Girl Power says I'm the issue (Yeah)
Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em (Woo)
Y'all have been paintin' me villanous
I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages
I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin'
I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants
Maybe all whites look the same
And you think that I'm somebody else, so it's cool
Honestly I think that everyone looks alike
If they aren't white then I'm sorry, it's true
Straight white male
I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate (Hey)
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Hey)
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Hey)
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great (Hey)
Straight white male, I'm so frail
Momma gotta pay my bail
Shotguns and meth are both on sale
I'ma need to treat myself (Yup)
I only listen to country music
I only marry my second cousins
I only cry when my team is losin'
I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims (Hey)
Y'all blame me for buildin' the system
Y'all blame me for wages we're payin' the women
Y'all blame me for rights that gay people aren't given
Y'all blame me for talkin' when I should just listen
You blame me the same and then praise that we winnin'
And hate me for slavery and lately I'm trippin'
That daily you shame me for havin' opinions
On race and our country and everything in it
Fine, y'all don't gotta be my friends
Y'all don't gotta like white men
Y'all don't gotta hold my hand
Y'all don't gotta have my back
Y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, uh
Y'all don't gotta see my side
Y'all don't gotta be down to ride
Y'all don't gotta do anything but ghost
And I'ma do me even when it's the most
Yeah
Straight white male
I have it all I'm the one that you love to hate (Truth)
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Ha, ha, ha)
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Truth)
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great
Man you're so mean, you're so racist, you're ugly, you're so basic
You said that somethin', somethin', somethin', N word, retard, Satan (Yup)
I can't believe the bullshit song lyrics that you're okay with
Kill yourself while live on Facebook, I want the notification
I don't care, y'all ain't right, I'll be prayin' that you die
I'll be doin' my own thing, I hope you're happy with your life
You're a Nazi, you're a moron, you're a huge waste of my time
I'm just straight and white and male, I'm not the worst I'm just a guy
Straight white male
I have it all I'm the one that you love to hate (Truth)
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Ha, ha, ha)
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Hey)
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great (Hey)
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Tom MacDonald Straight White Male Comments
NOT ABOUT RACE, GENDER, GUNs, FLAGs, CROOKED COPs, STATUEs. WHAT LIVEs MATTER, IMMIGRATION, LAND, NOT EVEN MONEY POWER OR CONTROL BUT YOUR SOULs ! https://alienabductionsvisitations.wordpress.com/2019/12/05/is-not-climate-change-but-the-serpent-who-one-day-said-in-his-heart/
Probably the same people that hate Trump...bet this comment will get a dislike
The guy states the truth, and spits more relevant knowledge than any college around, and because people get offended, they dislike this video... Pathetic
Tom MacDonald knows how to say the truth – reminds me of what Public Enemy used to do…
Straight White Male
by Tom MacDonald
Straight white male, I hate myself
Mad that my skins so pale
Got white privilege so I cannot fail
The world told me I'm evil still
I break the law but I escape the jail
My diet only mayonnaise and kale
I went to school and I pay my taxes
I use good grammar I'm bad as hell
I'm not a Nazi
I like black people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee
I'm not a racist
I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians
Black Power says I'm the problem (Yeah)
Girl Power says I'm the issue (Yeah)
Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em (Woo)
All of y'all trippin' I'll get you some tissues (Ahh)
Y'all have been paintin' me villanous
I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages
I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin'
I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants
Maybe all whites look the same
And you think that I'm somebody else (so it's cool)
Honestly I think that everyone looks alike
If they aren't white and I'm sorry (it's true)
Straight white male
I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I LOL in they face
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great 😊
Straight white male, I'm so frail
Momma gotta pay my bail
Shotguns and meth are both on sale
(I'ma need to treat myself) 😊
I only listen to country music
I only marry my second cousins
I only cry when my team is losin'
I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims
Y'all blame me for buildin' the system
Y'all blame me for wages we're payin' the women
Y'all blame me for rights that gay people aren't given
Y'all blame me for talkin' when I should just listen
You blame me the same and then praise that we winnin'
And hate me for slavery and lately I'm trippin'
That daily you shame me for havin' opinions
On race and our country and everything in it
Fine, y'all don't gotta be my friends
Y'all don't gotta like white men
Y'all don't gotta hold my hand
Y'all don't gotta have my back
Y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, uh
Y'all don't gotta see my side
Y'all don't gotta be down to ride
Y'all don't gotta do anything but ghost
And I'ma do me even when it's the most, yeah
Straight white male
I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I LOL in they face
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great 😊
‘Antagonist’: “Man you're so mean, you're so racist
‘Antagonist’: You're ugly, you're so basic
‘Antagonist’: You said that somethin', somethin', somethin'
‘Antagonist’: N word, retard, Satan
‘Antagonist’: I can't believe the bullshit song lyrics that you're okay with
‘Antagonist’: Kill yourself while live on Facebook, I want the notification”
‘Straight White Male’: “I don't care, y'all ain't right”
‘Antagonist’: “I'll be prayin' that you die”
‘Straight White Male’: “I'll be doin' my own thing, I hope you're happy with your life”
‘Antagonist’: “You're a Nazi, you're a moron, you're a huge waste of my time”
‘Straight White Male’: “I'm just straight and white and male, I'm not the worst I'm just a guy”
Straight white male
I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I LOL in they face
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great 😊
Fuck this guy is a fruit
Can anyone tell me how he isn't playing the same identity politics card he is accusing other of playing.
This song fucking sucks ASS
Sucking ass is a turn on nowadays
This song is amazing to show to the SJWs!
We all know that your gay just admit it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SHAMANIC PUNK 💎
Lmao the judge’s saying, “straight white male.” Haha made my day. Thanks
I love how the cop was dick riding. If only white skin was really a get out of jail free card.
bo burnham did it first
Racost af
This bitch racist
he's being sarcastic.
Dont really like this type of music. But i enjoyed this.
🔥🔥 🔥🔥 🔥🔥 🔥💀 WoW vibiN
This makes me wanna be a gay black woman
Omg! I love it! Someone needs to send this to Alex Jones💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤙🤣
INFOWARS!!!!!!!!!!!
In his song whitboi be literally said he would never say negro and here he is
He said I'm not racist even tho he said negros
Hows that racist
Bro you want to be the victim so badly Holy shit
Makes no sense
pssst!! straight white males get free plastic bags when shopping!!
The funny thing is Bo Burnham also has a song called "Straight White Male" that makes fun of and destroys all these people who have this very delusional victim mentality, meanwhile this guy as actually playing it straight, gimme a fuckin break. Fuckin circus clown lookin ass.
Wtf is this?? This dude makes white rappers look bad!! Lmao this is got to be the gayest shit I've ever herd/seen in my life!! Lmao why does he hate his white skin?? Lmao this want a be dident go to school? Or ever watch a history channel?
The 19k dislikes are the people that believe this isn't a sarcastic song.
This ain't a sarcastic song at all. It a representation of hate that is alive and well in America... I personally like this song as it pertains to the bias towards "Straight White Males" now days.
@Newk what I meant by this is that the people who actually believe all straight white guys are like this are stupid
@Lil Smiles agreed! I see you!
Newk If it’s not sarcastic then he’s insane. Imagine how backwards you have to be to look at the world and think that the people in power are oppressed.
Are we just not going to talk about how comfortable #Tom looks wearing that purple dress? lol
All I can say is thank you Mac Lethal. Tom you rock man 💪
Someone is taking sjw too seriously, just chill dude no one cares
His “judge”:*dabs*
Tom :hey he seems nice, I may have a shot here
My judge : “ 25 years if you screw around again”
Me: FUCK
They dance like white people
Who would have known that Tom Macdonald steals this from Bo Burnham. 🤷♂️
Hilarious!! Bout time someone said some shyt
This is so real, I'm white I was in the system most of my life, but to here libtards say it this is how I was treated judges high five me cops joking around with me. Obviously pigments are the only thing cops care about 🤣🤣
🤤🤤🧡
I've never said this out loud before but Tom MacDonald is hoooot! Nova is one lucky girl and they go so well together too!
This guy is a troll. Still musically trash though
This guy is awesome!
Hell yes
Omg mayo and kale too funny good song
I think the people don't understand your music bro... 2020 and we still having lots of cavemen people
This guy is a goddamn genius! I love it!
Tom spits facts facts and more facts 😈🤘
DUDE I LOVE THIS AND IM GAY
“My diet is mayonnaise & kale” 😂😂😂
this guy fuckin sucks
Softer than puppy toes, my dude. This is cringe.
hee hee hee I'm feeling great. love it
Fuck Shakespeare we have Tom McArnold.
what makes the music not really that great to me is how i feel like the talent is sacrificed by having so many political and socio songs based off of this. such a talented dude i just can do without so many songs on this topic
yes 9 out of 10
Oh wow it's trash
You know alot of colored niggas are bumping to this whilst the media says they don't listen to this.
You look so hot in a suit Tom!
#Texit
NOBODY cares about the poor.
NOBODY will stop the war.
NOBODY will fix the system.
NOBODY is the perfect politician.
VOTE FOR NOBODY
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I'm so offended.
I understand the point of this song... every one not a straight white male... assumes that every straight white male... just has it easy and super well off and has everything given to him.. that we can always get a good job.. or as he said.. I CAN LOL in a cops face... (nope I cant ) just like everyone else I say yes sir or yes maim or no sir or no maim to any cop who pulls me over or to the judge .. same as I wss taught to speak to my parents.. I can easily see how some people wouldn't get the point.. that they would see this song as arrogance / pointless crybaby .. but its not.. its speaking of an uneducated perspective that judges other people unfairly ..
Funny af
Yo bro lemme borrow that suit for my courtdate, lol. S W M
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much....
Love this counter-counter-culture.
This song speaks to my heart and mind I'm totally feeling this 💯🙌❤
This me when I heard the song 😐😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑 like WTF
Is going on
tamla wah you’re lost
This is weak as fuck
I'm a straight white Male
Hand of god?....love love ur message..my son showed this to me
I didn't do shit but ill take the blame idfc because I'm a straight white male.
Tommy Craze anyone?
The shit that is on tv right now sucks agenda driven shows that are ruined by this leftist bull just saying
I like your hair
I'm a straight white male no privileged just hard work
Is it hard being a straight white male
PizzaRolls YTbtw nah
Not at all
Get over it
U heard too much Eminem maaaan
Dissed the Whites and Blacks got offended
Gotta do a song with upchurch and or adam Calhoun
Yea bruzzy
3:31 satan looking ass
OMG I love stright white male it is my favorite song of yours. I love your videos 😝😝😝
I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGA
Dominic Huerta lmao that’s good
This is just trash
You're just trash
TRUMP 2024 BABY!!
Oh mean i love that
They live to hate us, so I like to give them actual reasons to hate me.
He's the hero we need. Not the hero we deserve
The title of this song is wrong it's supposed to straight white victim complex.
Do a Isis one song
Ray Bossking
Government should drop that song
They’re responsible
This man is basically saying the shit we think about each other is bullshit...y'all really think white people don't get fucked with...there are 450 white and 502 black, Hispanic,and other in the prison my wife works at...my white long-haired tattooed self been buck naked on i-10 more than once in baton rouge.✌
His production is phenomenal
Mike Hunt his girlfriend produces almost every video
@M WeBz18 well she's doing a fucking killer job. I think they way these are all done is extremely unique
Tf is this raccoon ass lookin mfer
Tommy lookin 🔥🔥🔥 af in that suit
*HATERS GUNNA HATE*
*ALWAYS*
I haven't felt this satisfied since that time I had a triple chocolate sundae at Disneyland.
DEFINITELY a tribute to Hopsin and/or Tech N9ne even got that epic dab in the video 😂
God this is the most cringeworthy shit I've heard in a while. Absolute ass juice.
Probably, he's going to be sent to the same prison, in which Epstein didn't kill himself
When someone has to insist they're straight so many times makes me wonder why...... You gay bro, time to come out the closet 🚪🕺
Poor white ppl
Damien Naji poor black boy
00:50 Straight white male
He’s right, I do love to hate him. He makes it pretty easy.
he kinda true tho