Tom MacDonald - Straight White Male Lyrics




Straight white male, hate myself
Mad that my skin's so pale
Got white privilege so I cannot fail
The world told me I'm evil still
I break the law but I escape the jail
My diet only mayonnaise and kale
I went to school and I pay my taxes
I use good grammar I'm bad as hell

I'm not a Nazi
I like black people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee
I'm not a racist
I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians
Black Power says I'm the problem (Yeah)
Girl Power says I'm the issue (Yeah)
Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em (Woo)
All of y'all trippin' I'll get you some tissues (Ahh)

Y'all have been paintin' me villanous
I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages
I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin'
I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants
Maybe all whites look the same
And you think that I'm somebody else, so it's cool
Honestly I think that everyone looks alike
If they aren't white then I'm sorry, it's true

Straight white male
I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate (Hey)
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Hey)
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Hey)
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great (Hey)

Straight white male, I'm so frail
Momma gotta pay my bail
Shotguns and meth are both on sale
I'ma need to treat myself (Yup)
I only listen to country music
I only marry my second cousins
I only cry when my team is losin'
I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims (Hey)

Y'all blame me for buildin' the system
Y'all blame me for wages we're payin' the women
Y'all blame me for rights that gay people aren't given
Y'all blame me for talkin' when I should just listen
You blame me the same and then praise that we winnin'
And hate me for slavery and lately I'm trippin'
That daily you shame me for havin' opinions
On race and our country and everything in it

Fine, y'all don't gotta be my friends
Y'all don't gotta like white men
Y'all don't gotta hold my hand
Y'all don't gotta have my back
Y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, uh
Y'all don't gotta see my side
Y'all don't gotta be down to ride
Y'all don't gotta do anything but ghost
And I'ma do me even when it's the most
Yeah

Straight white male
I have it all I'm the one that you love to hate (Truth)
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Ha, ha, ha)
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Truth)
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great

Man you're so mean, you're so racist, you're ugly, you're so basic
You said that somethin', somethin', somethin', N word, retard, Satan (Yup)
I can't believe the bullshit song lyrics that you're okay with
Kill yourself while live on Facebook, I want the notification
I don't care, y'all ain't right, I'll be prayin' that you die
I'll be doin' my own thing, I hope you're happy with your life
You're a Nazi, you're a moron, you're a huge waste of my time
I'm just straight and white and male, I'm not the worst I'm just a guy

Straight white male
I have it all I'm the one that you love to hate (Truth)
Straight white male
Police pull me over, I L-O-L in they face (Ha, ha, ha)
Straight white male
Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape (Hey)
Straight white male
It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great (Hey)





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  1. EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT !

    NOT ABOUT RACE, GENDER, GUNs, FLAGs, CROOKED COPs, STATUEs. WHAT LIVEs MATTER, IMMIGRATION, LAND, NOT EVEN MONEY POWER OR CONTROL BUT YOUR SOULs ! https://alienabductionsvisitations.wordpress.com/2019/12/05/is-not-climate-change-but-the-serpent-who-one-day-said-in-his-heart/

  2. Joeschmofromcocomo

    Probably the same people that hate Trump...bet this comment will get a dislike

  3. Joeschmofromcocomo

    The guy states the truth, and spits more relevant knowledge than any college around, and because people get offended, they dislike this video... Pathetic

  4. Conan Bardwell

    Tom MacDonald knows how to say the truth – reminds me of what Public Enemy used to do…

    Straight White Male
    by Tom MacDonald

    Straight white male, I hate myself
    Mad that my skins so pale
    Got white privilege so I cannot fail
    The world told me I'm evil still
    I break the law but I escape the jail
    My diet only mayonnaise and kale
    I went to school and I pay my taxes
    I use good grammar I'm bad as hell

    I'm not a Nazi
    I like black people, black Jesus, black Santa, black coffee

    I'm not a racist
    I like Hispanics and Negroes and Natives and Asians

    Black Power says I'm the problem (Yeah)
    Girl Power says I'm the issue (Yeah)
    Gay rights think I'm tryna stop 'em (Woo)
    All of y'all trippin' I'll get you some tissues (Ahh)
    Y'all have been paintin' me villanous
    I'm not the one settin' fire to your villages
    I'm not the man that is rapin' and pillagin'
    I do not care if my neighbors are immigrants

    Maybe all whites look the same
    And you think that I'm somebody else (so it's cool)
    Honestly I think that everyone looks alike
    If they aren't white and I'm sorry (it's true)

    Straight white male
    I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate
    Straight white male
    Police pull me over, I LOL in they face
    Straight white male
    Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape
    Straight white male
    It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great 😊

    Straight white male, I'm so frail
    Momma gotta pay my bail
    Shotguns and meth are both on sale
    (I'ma need to treat myself) 😊

    I only listen to country music
    I only marry my second cousins
    I only cry when my team is losin'
    I blame everything on the blacks and the Muslims

    Y'all blame me for buildin' the system
    Y'all blame me for wages we're payin' the women
    Y'all blame me for rights that gay people aren't given
    Y'all blame me for talkin' when I should just listen
    You blame me the same and then praise that we winnin'
    And hate me for slavery and lately I'm trippin'
    That daily you shame me for havin' opinions
    On race and our country and everything in it

    Fine, y'all don't gotta be my friends
    Y'all don't gotta like white men
    Y'all don't gotta hold my hand
    Y'all don't gotta have my back
    Y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, y'all don't gotta, uh
    Y'all don't gotta see my side
    Y'all don't gotta be down to ride
    Y'all don't gotta do anything but ghost
    And I'ma do me even when it's the most, yeah

    Straight white male
    I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate
    Straight white male
    Police pull me over, I LOL in they face
    Straight white male
    Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape
    Straight white male
    It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great 😊

    ‘Antagonist’: “Man you're so mean, you're so racist
    ‘Antagonist’: You're ugly, you're so basic
    ‘Antagonist’: You said that somethin', somethin', somethin'
    ‘Antagonist’: N word, retard, Satan
    ‘Antagonist’: I can't believe the bullshit song lyrics that you're okay with
    ‘Antagonist’: Kill yourself while live on Facebook, I want the notification”
    ‘Straight White Male’: “I don't care, y'all ain't right”
    ‘Antagonist’: “I'll be prayin' that you die”
    ‘Straight White Male’: “I'll be doin' my own thing, I hope you're happy with your life”
    ‘Antagonist’: “You're a Nazi, you're a moron, you're a huge waste of my time”
    ‘Straight White Male’: “I'm just straight and white and male, I'm not the worst I'm just a guy”

    Straight white male
    I have it all, I'm the one that you love to hate
    Straight white male
    Police pull me over, I LOL in they face
    Straight white male
    Guess I'm to blame for the life that you can't escape
    Straight white male
    It's so easy to be me, hehehehe I'm feelin' great 😊

  5. Hunter Floyd

    Fuck this guy is a fruit

  6. Syllable Skill

    Can anyone tell me how he isn't playing the same identity politics card he is accusing other of playing.

  7. Tiger Woods

    This song fucking sucks ASS

    Syk Syd

    Sucking ass is a turn on nowadays

  8. Hug A Pug

    This song is amazing to show to the SJWs!

  9. gojirageek98 bonilla

    We all know that your gay just admit it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  10. Timothy Rabbit

    SHAMANIC PUNK 💎

  11. aaron sonstein

    Lmao the judge’s saying, “straight white male.” Haha made my day. Thanks

  12. Krudy

    I love how the cop was dick riding. If only white skin was really a get out of jail free card.

  13. jonahpaz

    bo burnham did it first

  14. Vehbi ALTINMAKAS

    Racost af

  15. Logan Heyes

    This bitch racist

    SuperXFilms

    he's being sarcastic.

  16. PantySmasher

    Dont really like this type of music. But i enjoyed this.

  17. Erlee Dienamite Andrews

    🔥🔥 🔥🔥 🔥🔥 🔥💀 WoW vibiN

  18. Stephan Gerber

    This makes me wanna be a gay black woman

  19. Shawn Paul Zuccarello Asbury

    Omg! I love it! Someone needs to send this to Alex Jones💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤙🤣

    Jacob Lepka

    INFOWARS!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Emilee Harris

    In his song whitboi be literally said he would never say negro and here he is

  21. alphazamora 24

    He said I'm not racist even tho he said negros

    Jacob Lepka

    Hows that racist

  22. Bambi

    Bro you want to be the victim so badly Holy shit

    Jacob Lepka

    Makes no sense

  23. AstroLance

    pssst!! straight white males get free plastic bags when shopping!!

  24. SidTV25

    The funny thing is Bo Burnham also has a song called "Straight White Male" that makes fun of and destroys all these people who have this very delusional victim mentality, meanwhile this guy as actually playing it straight, gimme a fuckin break. Fuckin circus clown lookin ass.

  25. bowe goodall

    Wtf is this?? This dude makes white rappers look bad!! Lmao this is got to be the gayest shit I've ever herd/seen in my life!! Lmao why does he hate his white skin?? Lmao this want a be dident go to school? Or ever watch a history channel?

  26. Lil Smiles

    The 19k dislikes are the people that believe this isn't a sarcastic song.

    Newk

    This ain't a sarcastic song at all. It a representation of hate that is alive and well in America... I personally like this song as it pertains to the bias towards "Straight White Males" now days.

    Lil Smiles

    @Newk what I meant by this is that the people who actually believe all straight white guys are like this are stupid

    Newk

    @Lil Smiles agreed! I see you!

    antiantiderivative

    Newk If it’s not sarcastic then he’s insane. Imagine how backwards you have to be to look at the world and think that the people in power are oppressed.

  27. Donnie Dyer

    Are we just not going to talk about how comfortable #Tom looks wearing that purple dress? lol

  28. Aitchie96

    All I can say is thank you Mac Lethal. Tom you rock man 💪

  29. cool-coffee

    Someone is taking sjw too seriously, just chill dude no one cares

  30. Darin Burke

    His “judge”:*dabs*
    Tom :hey he seems nice, I may have a shot here
    My judge : “ 25 years if you screw around again”
    Me: FUCK

  31. loudninja37

    They dance like white people

  32. John Smith

    Who would have known that Tom Macdonald steals this from Bo Burnham. 🤷‍♂️

  33. Bear Knuckles

    Hilarious!! Bout time someone said some shyt

  34. Jeffery neighbors

    This is so real, I'm white I was in the system most of my life, but to here libtards say it this is how I was treated judges high five me cops joking around with me. Obviously pigments are the only thing cops care about 🤣🤣

  35. Amanda Anderson

    🤤🤤🧡

  36. Trexia Bayeta-Pelpinosas

    I've never said this out loud before but Tom MacDonald is hoooot! Nova is one lucky girl and they go so well together too!

  37. Tober

    This guy is a troll. Still musically trash though

  38. The Wax King

    This guy is awesome!

  39. walter bishop

    Hell yes

  40. Trixe Racer

    Omg mayo and kale too funny good song

  41. Danny Pride

    I think the people don't understand your music bro... 2020 and we still having lots of cavemen people

  42. Patrick King

    This guy is a goddamn genius! I love it!

  43. Hugo Medina

    Tom spits facts facts and more facts 😈🤘

  44. Nicholas Mackiewicz

    DUDE I LOVE THIS AND IM GAY

  45. Moka Koka

    “My diet is mayonnaise & kale” 😂😂😂

  46. Bepis Can

    this guy fuckin sucks

  47. Doc Pepps

    Softer than puppy toes, my dude. This is cringe.

  48. Adolfo Fernandez

    hee hee hee I'm feeling great. love it

  49. Cyber Police

    Fuck Shakespeare we have Tom McArnold.

  50. Kick Push Kade

    what makes the music not really that great to me is how i feel like the talent is sacrificed by having so many political and socio songs based off of this. such a talented dude i just can do without so many songs on this topic

  51. Daryl Gardiner

    yes 9 out of 10

  52. KarleighCC

    Oh wow it's trash

  53. Convas Quenz

    You know alot of colored niggas are bumping to this whilst the media says they don't listen to this.

  54. Ashley R. Mayfield

    You look so hot in a suit Tom!

  55. TheMrdenton

    #Texit

    NOBODY cares about the poor.
    NOBODY will stop the war.
    NOBODY will fix the system.
    NOBODY is the perfect politician.
    VOTE FOR NOBODY

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  56. Trouser Troll

    I'm so offended.

  57. desperate dave

    I understand the point of this song... every one not a straight white male... assumes that every straight white male... just has it easy and super well off and has everything given to him.. that we can always get a good job.. or as he said.. I CAN LOL in a cops face... (nope I cant ) just like everyone else I say yes sir or yes maim or no sir or no maim to any cop who pulls me over or to the judge .. same as I wss taught to speak to my parents.. I can easily see how some people wouldn't get the point.. that they would see this song as arrogance / pointless crybaby .. but its not.. its speaking of an uneducated perspective that judges other people unfairly ..

  58. Thrift

    Funny af

  59. SpYderMonkey206

    Yo bro lemme borrow that suit for my courtdate, lol. S W M

  60. elsephen

    Me thinks the lady doth protest too much....

  61. Josie Smith

    Love this counter-counter-culture.

  62. Reilly Ray Robinson [the triple R superstar]

    This song speaks to my heart and mind I'm totally feeling this 💯🙌❤

  63. tamla wah

    This me when I heard the song 😐😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑 like WTF
    Is going on

    M WeBz18

    tamla wah you’re lost

  64. Jacob Reyes

    This is weak as fuck


    I'm a straight white Male

  65. Heidi Hatfield

    Hand of god?....love love ur message..my son showed this to me

  66. lee hall

    I didn't do shit but ill take the blame idfc because I'm a straight white male.

  67. Antonio Ninja

    Tommy Craze anyone?

  68. James Bohn

    The shit that is on tv right now sucks agenda driven shows that are ruined by this leftist bull just saying

  69. Judith Lamberson

    I like your hair

  70. Chris Reed

    I'm a straight white male no privileged just hard work

  71. PizzaRolls YTbtw

    Is it hard being a straight white male

    M WeBz18

    PizzaRolls YTbtw nah

    Not at all

    M WeBz18

    Get over it

  72. ZARATHUSTRA TV

    U heard too much Eminem maaaan

  73. Thems Aka

    Dissed the Whites and Blacks got offended

  74. TG KB

    Gotta do a song with upchurch and or adam Calhoun
    Yea bruzzy

  75. Just a normal dude on youtube at 3 Am

    3:31 satan looking ass

  76. Judith Lamberson

    OMG I love stright white male it is my favorite song of yours. I love your videos 😝😝😝

  77. Dominic Huerta

    I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGA

    M WeBz18

    Dominic Huerta lmao that’s good

  78. Nick Milot

    This is just trash

    Shantotto #1 Wife

    You're just trash

  79. Magix71092

    TRUMP 2024 BABY!!

  80. Yasin Karimi

    Oh mean i love that

  81. Big Rich

    They live to hate us, so I like to give them actual reasons to hate me.

  82. PaperDragon 14

    He's the hero we need. Not the hero we deserve

  83. doug johnson

    The title of this song is wrong it's supposed to straight white victim complex.

  84. Ray Bossking

    Do a Isis one song

    M WeBz18

    Ray Bossking

    Government should drop that song

    They’re responsible

  85. ufarley chuck

    This man is basically saying the shit we think about each other is bullshit...y'all really think white people don't get fucked with...there are 450 white and 502 black, Hispanic,and other in the prison my wife works at...my white long-haired tattooed self been buck naked on i-10 more than once in baton rouge.✌

  86. Mike Hunt

    His production is phenomenal

    M WeBz18

    Mike Hunt his girlfriend produces almost every video

    Mike Hunt

    @M WeBz18 well she's doing a fucking killer job. I think they way these are all done is extremely unique

  87. flemi dawg

    Tf is this raccoon ass lookin mfer

  88. Connor Fox

    Tommy lookin 🔥🔥🔥 af in that suit

  89. Art Burg.

    *HATERS GUNNA HATE*

    *ALWAYS*

  90. RESKO MEND

    I haven't felt this satisfied since that time I had a triple chocolate sundae at Disneyland.

  91. Mr. Cheese

    DEFINITELY a tribute to Hopsin and/or Tech N9ne even got that epic dab in the video 😂

  92. Jonny V

    God this is the most cringeworthy shit I've heard in a while. Absolute ass juice.

  93. Мистер DaVinci

    Probably, he's going to be sent to the same prison, in which Epstein didn't kill himself

  94. Ryan Grimes

    When someone has to insist they're straight so many times makes me wonder why...... You gay bro, time to come out the closet 🚪🕺

  95. Damien Naji

    Poor white ppl

    M WeBz18

    Damien Naji poor black boy

  96. GhostGetsBxards

    00:50 Straight white male

  97. Ray C

    He’s right, I do love to hate him. He makes it pretty easy.

  98. Extinct Turtle

    he kinda true tho