Toby Keith - Rum Is The Reason Lyrics




I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket, Good whiskey at the Alamo
Now that Pancho Villia had a jug of Tequila when he walked the streets of old Mexico
While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn’t quit because of a girl
Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

While Russia was brawling, I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martina
While the world waited in fear, Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies
Yeah, down through the ages, they couldn’t drink their diamonds and pearls
No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue sea
My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me
My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue sea
My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me
My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason I guess...
Hey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

Take it home coral reefers, haha…
Yeah





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  1. Ben Gillikin

    The Irish say that God made Whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world, but if you ask anyone they will say I'm Irish , so do the math .....WE do !  I think TOBY is the Best. Thank you for sharing your talent .

  2. Berry McCockinher

    None, NONE of the new stuff shows up on utube search. I had to search each song individually off wiki list, one at a time. None show up unless specific name of song is listed in search.

  3. Cranberry Bog Bear

    Best song ever

  4. Floyd Brennan

    After listening to this song, I found out how to bring down the New World Order-- Just get the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, George Soros and every other Illuminati/Freemason scumbag drunk as skunks. Problem solved!

  5. zzZachZzz

    Very underrated song so good love that chill vaca tune it's got just love it keep it up toby 😂👌

  6. Ice Heart

    I never get tired of this song. Love ya Toby.