Tiny Meat Gang - Keep Ya Dick Fat Lyrics

NOEL IS THE SKINNY PENIS GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I bet duke university hella proud to have accepted this successful man 😂😂😂💀💀 bruh I can just imagine someone from duke like this dude whet to this graduated and went to do this lol legend

I can't

You all must have tiny dicks that you got to make a song about eat a bunch of this and that make your dick fat. . My boys ever talk like that on the internet. Or on TV count On it,
this mama be up slapping them in their face for being disrespectful and well rude. That's what you are. . I can't believe my niece wants to go see you🙊🙉🙈

It’s a joke shut the fuck up

I’m a new fan, can someone explain this to me pls 😰

Cody actually looks fucking lit with blonde hair

Sometimes I binge eat and then feel really bad about myself but then I just listen to this song and I feel better

i.....i miss blonde cody

i keep saying this but holy shit they’ve come a long way. just listen to broke bitch.

Did their dicks ever get fat? Asking for a friend

throwback to when their rap career was a "joke"
now they're pumping out real bars and not even pretending it's ironic

why is this no longer on Spotify?

Is this your goddddd?

Uhhhh skinny penis

my sleep paralysis demon at 4am

I love in every song Cody has his fuck boy laugh,

“AHA HA HA HA”

can you believe they went from this to broke bitch? that’s some short king shit

okay 25lbs chobani yogurt 😷

Cody rapping about 280k subs... now he’s got 4 Million. King shit honestly.

YALL WILL NEVER KNOW THIS BANGER

In hundreds of years historians are gonna be examining this very video

i got a mc donalds add for this...

This song helped me beat anorexia.

My house is on fire

Well, goddamn

Why isn't this on Spotify??

I can't I'm jowish

I love Cody's unenthusiastic "ayyy"

😂😂😂

I can't play this on Spotify ffs

There’s 2 minutes and 38 seconds of my life I’m never getting back..

Time well spent

Surprised this song not demontized yet.

This one goes straight to the "completely normal music" playlist

Ok but Cody with blonde hair is lowkey hot.... DAMN

petition for cody to bring back his blonde hair

Why cant i find this on spotify

i want to see cody do the fuck boy laugh live i think id cry

They have a really positive vibe in this song, even if it's about dicks

he from china

horrible auto who listen to this shit

I can listen to 1:18 forever 😆

Everytime I watch this video I notice a new thing happening in the background that makes me burst out in laughter

Here 2 months before this is popular.

bro my advert before this was a gospel celebration or something 🥴

cody rearrange my guts 🤰🏼

im going to tell my kids this was twenty one pilots

I've said "get yo pussy dump" way too many times because of this song

only here for cody's blonde hair.

also, BARS.

"that ain't my cellphone bitch that's my ballsack" HAS ME SCREAMING OH MY GODDGDGDSJK

Cody sounds like hes about to cry in parts of this song

This is just a shitty remake of Jenna Marbles “Bounce That Dick

the only thing that could describe my series of emotions within the first 2 seconds of this video is dead dove don't open

I lost it at 0:05 when Noel swung the sausage and it just went flying past the lamp post

This is the modern version of smosh put that meat in your mouth

Just a bit of B A R S

Is this just mukbang

no one:


the boys locker room:

This is my cue to leave YouTube

No dont leave come back

No joke tho this is actually better than its everyday bro

why’d y’all take this off spotify 😭😭

They look like they ate cocaïne

Long and thin goes right in, short and thick does the trick 😋

Cody wastes so much food in his vids 😂😂

love how at 0:01 noel’s meat is bigger that cody’s

I knew a song was missing from my playlist. Why isn't this on Spotify anymore?

can you imagine

I wonder if this video got demonitized

This is the best subtle diss track I have ever heard.

I was directed here from a Penis enlargement email

Noel’s deep voice rap draws me to fulfillment

1:45 somebody turn this into a gif PLEASE

It’s weird as hell but I got diagnosed with depression recently and it’s been hard on me, but this song just makes me forget about it for a hot minute

finally some good fucking music

2:00 cody is a jakepauler???

Love these dudes but too close to lonely island

Noel is so funny

Noel’s smile when they clink the milk jugs together is my life force.

I watch this religiously everyday

"Eat a lot of D!ck keep ya food fat"

The kids in Africa disliked this video

Wait. did you hear that? BARS

*get your pussy dunk*
Cody in the background: *what does that even mean?*

AMERICA EXPLAIN

Why is this single no longer available on iTunes and Spotify???

0:51 sorry, just making a reminder for myself

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor

Wtf men

did anybody feel any sensation or is it just me

thats some heat right there

Me listening to this wondering why there's no volume.






My little brother with the blue tooth speaker

why does Noel look like that dude from the “ayyyyy it’s ya boi...skinny penis” vine🤔👀

you're so close

BARS...
more bars

Codys flow gets better everytime i listen to this

Why’d they take this off of Apple Music >:(