Thomas Sanders - Forbidden Fruit (The Duke's Theme) Lyrics






Adam and Eve bought knowledge for the small price of a little sin
They also lost eternal life, but what's fruit without the pits?
I am the Duke and it's high time that I dropped in
And since you haven't puked yet, we'll know they're wrong when they call you sick
It's unicorn horns and dragon tails, Roman's dull creativity
If you want the spectrum A to Z, then you'll need a little help from me
From unicorn porn to rats impaled, I give these thoughts generously
If you really want to challenge your viewership then you need to stop limiting me

What in the... have I been drinking?

It's fine

It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!

Alright! You've got to stop this guy from singing

I love how hard you try
It's so cute, let's resume, sure!

People don't like me much, Thomas
But that's only just cause I'm honest
Good and bad is all made-up nonsense

Bro, I'm gonna whip your butt!

Do you promise? Thomas
Speaking of honesty
Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge

He said "you're wanting to be more honest, and be direct dealing with your issues
No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you"
Neat!

You wanna face facts, I've got one
Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, dude
If you shared those musings with your friends, I doubt they would forgive you
Even though everybody sins, everybody dies
Why deny yourself knowledge, say knowledge of yourself?

You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duke
You need not feign decency
You see this house on fire? I see it too
Cause you've got a fiend in me!

So clap your feet and stomp your hands
And dance off your booty cheeks!
You can then bet your bottom, I'll still be around
When all your loved ones leave!

Imagine with me!
Licking the blowhole of a dolphin
Your best bud trapped inside a coffin
Your grandma choking on a lozenge
Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage
These sorts of things are only thought in
The mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten
So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten
Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal
It's in hell, hell, hell
The kind of mind you'd only find in hell





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  1. H.... ....

    after watching about 1004 times i wanna know HOW TF DID THOMAS THROW THE APPLE TO HIMSELF IN THE FIRST SCENE WTF IS THIS SORCERY

    H.... ....

    I hope Joan or another person did it. Otherwise, WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?

    H.... ....

    @Virtual Sanders Sides i cant see any cut or anything im so _confused_

  2. D.... S....

    Before remus It was rainbows and self improvement and after he arrived now's it Sex jokes and horniness

    D.... S....

    PFFFT you right

  3. A.... C....

    0:59 beautiful face right there

    A.... C....

    That's a MOOD right there!

    A.... C....

    @Virtual Sanders Sides lmao so true! :>

  4. k.... b....

    HELP THIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR A WEEK

    k.... b....

    S A M E

  5. K.... F....

    Thomas's voice is so versitile

  6. L.... M....

    I relate so much to Thomas when I first discovered my intrusive thoughts. I thought I was going insane when I first had them, because I thought about hurting someone. And then I looked it up and realized a whole lotta people have intrusive thoughts. Including Thomas!

    L.... M....

    Same! DwIT seems to have helped a lot of people!

  7. J.... G....

    go to 1:33 and put subtitles



    reply with what it says for you.

  8. R.... &....

    Okay random thought: Thomas owns eye shadow..

    R.... &....

    Heck yeah he does!

    R.... &....

    @Virtual Sanders Sides but it also could mean that before the sander sides, he just had eye shadow around. Its funny to think aboht

  9. Z.... S....

    I love the little shimmy at 2:20

    Z.... S....

    Ok big mood

  10. D.... 2....

    Oh shit I forgot this was a thing!!!!

  11. [.... [....

    “Its unicorn horns”
    oof i heard that differently-

    [.... [....

    It think it is... uh... what you heard in the original lyrics 😳

    [.... [....

    Virtual Sanders Sides oh

  12. t.... m....

    Idk why I like this song so much

  13. N.... A....

    Remus and Romulus (Roman) was the tale of how Rome got its name. Remus is characterized as the evil twin, while Romulus is characterized as the nicer, better one. Pretty interesting considering that Remus seems to be very interested in Christianity

    N.... A....

    That's a great comparison!

  14. N.... S....

    Am I the only person that thinks the remus

  15. D.... S....

    Read the description. Thomas gives someone credit since an animatic inspired him to do this!

  16. A.... L....

    Whenever he says I am the Duke In the beginning is amazing XD "I am the DuKe!

  17. A.... B....

    Let’s all take a minute to admire the moustache

  18. P.... W....

    Roman:getting back up rubbing the back of his head looking around* Bro ima gonna whip your butt.


    Remus:smacking him back down* do ya promise?

  19. C.... P....

    I keep singing this song mann

  20. B.... R....

    So dukey is the honest dirty and really weirdly creativity of thomas

  21. B.... C....

    It’s 11:59 on the 31 of December LETS DO THIS

  22. Z.... E....

    Deceit grew arms, wow no wonder Virgil left

    Z.... E....

    Zoe Elkington Pfft I wheezed at that

  23. G.... G....

    dude this song is *B O P P I N*

  24. M.... G....

    I find it interesting how Thomas centers himself when he's playing himself yet Remus seems to be able to say whatever he wants with no censoring

  25. M.... G....

    This is 1 of my favorite songs

  26. �.... ....

    *Dee I swear u snek*

  27. �.... W....

    Put on your captions and rewatch the vid. My favorite part is when it went. It's in ya
    Hey
    [music]

  28. Z.... E....

    Remus is my favorite dark one (well unless you count Virgil as one cause he's my favorite) because Remus is so random and it's like, what the fuck Remus?

  29. M.... h....

    I love the fact that remus really IS roman's inverse, like, yes, he is weird, creepy and a bit of a psycho but you can't deny that the guy can sing

  30. G.... L....

    The difference between the light sides and Virgil in this is clear. The light sides are obviously confused and possibly a little annoyed while Virgil is just: *_Again?!_*

  31. i.... ....

    this unironically slaps 🔥🔥🔥

  32. P.... ....

    i really gotta wonder how asking that old lady to stand in front of a green screen and pretend to choke went

  33. J.... B....

    GREAT JOOOOOOOOB SANDERS THIS IS AWESOME

  34. J.... B....

    WOW SLIMY BOI IS WHAT THIS IMAGINARY CHILD IS

    J.... B....

    This is CRAZY

  35. J.... B....

    One of the best parts about this is the thought that during the Remus speaking to Deceit scene it was really just Thomas wiggling for about a minute and staring at Joan.

    J.... B....

    That's amazing to think about lmao

  36. G.... W....

    my favourite part?


    *2:21** - **2:36*

    G.... W....

    Same tbh

  37. P.... L....

    Well, I got a Cats movie trailer before this, and then I started dancing off my bootycheeks

    P.... L....

    Pfffft! Lol

  38. T.... B....

    Lol when he bends down to take the dragon tail off there’s a post-it note that says aunt Pattie naked 😂

    T.... B....

    Yup! Lol

  39. C.... ....

    the duke is just r/TIHI and r/NoahGetTheBoat personified

    C.... ....

    *takes off sunglasses* Oh... my gods

    C.... ....

    Remus is just reddit personified-

  40. m.... t....

    Honestly, I came back to listen to this again because I forgot how absolutely awful and disgusting it was and then I finished listening to it and I thought, "why did I come back to this?"

    m.... t....

    Same, friend, same

  41. J.... K....

    1:39 Remus steals Thomas’s wallet and I can’t 💚😂😂😂

    J.... K....

    I didn't even notice that! Good eye!

  42. E.... W....

    I want that that outfit ;-;

    E.... W....

    Oh mood

  43. n.... m....

    Why are his eyes yellow when he pushes down roman

    n.... m....

    That's... a good question...

    n.... m....

    sheldon coppet
    It is just the lighting in the room he was in. To the best of my knowledge, his eyes are brown.

  44. C.... !....

    The snake he's taking to is definitely deacet (sorry can't spell his name)

    C.... !....

    Oh, yeah, definitely

  45. L.... K....

    We as a fandom need to appreciate the costumes of all the characters some more CAUSE REMUS’ LOOKS LITERALLY LIKE AN EVIL VERSION OF ROMAN’S and he’s pale like a dead body.... and then AHHHH everyone’s clothes and makeup are genius

    L.... K....

    Thomas and crew are so hecking smart

  46. A.... T....

    I love this song a lot, like I physically can't put it into words....maybe emojis! OwO :3

    A.... T....

    !!! is usually how I express it lol

  47. M.... N....

    Am I the only one who keeps watching this cause it’s good?

    M.... N....

    Nah, friend. It's ALWAYS a good watch lol

  48. M.... ....

    I have it sucj in my head

    M.... ....

    Same, friend, same

  49. C.... S....

    Ahhh love this song

  50. U.... T....

    THIS MADE THINK ABOUT LICKING THE BLOWHOLE OF A DOLPHIN AND NOW I’M SCREECHING

    U.... T....

    Ikr. Ewwwwww

  51. F.... L....

    Is it bad that I Really like Remus...?

    F.... L....

    Nah, bro. He's a very... interesting character

    F.... L....

    @Virtual Sanders Sides Very true

  52. G.... G....

    I can’t believe they’re all the same person

    G.... G....

    BIG mood

  53. G.... ....

    I started singing this in the middle of school now just-_- why

  54. V.... D....

    That moment when the guy with the snake aesthetic is displayed with multiple arms and the guy with the spider aesthetic is hissing

  55. S.... N....

    Deceit was holding the gavel but he wasn't the judge

    S.... N....

    Yeah, Roman was. Maybe it's because he initiated the Courtroom setting?

  56. G.... G....

    That line about his friends not forgiving him for his thoughts really hit me hard

    G.... G....

    Sadly, mood

  57. C.... S....

    I just love how surprised Thomas looks at 2:05

    C.... S....

    Lol I didn't notice that until you pointed it out

  58. V.... ....

    Imagine all the makeup wipes for Virgils eyeshadow and stuff 😂

    V.... ....

    As someone who's cosplayed as Virgil, I can confirm it's a LOT

  59. K.... ....

    What does the sticky note say?

    K.... ....

    "Naked Aunt Patty"

  60. C.... D....

    Who else noticed that when Remus was talking to "himself" it was really Decite

    C.... D....

    Yeah boi!

  61. M.... M....

    I love the Deceit Cameo. I really hope his name is Eden or something.

    M.... M....

    Oooh I love that!

  62. S.... N....

    Y'all talking bout the dark sides like they have to be related to the lights. Decit doesn't fit any of them fully. Remus is more than just destructive creativity. Virgil is only considered a dark because his job sucks balls. The darks are only dark because Thomas doesn't like what having them around in his mind means.

    S.... N....

    And Thomas confirmed that Roman just made that up on a whim lmao, so you right

  63. �.... 1....

    I love the tune that Thomas and his crew made

  64. �.... 1....

    Logan is sick of the dukes shit

  65. C.... ....

    guys change the playback speed to .25 . jesus its so creepy

    C.... ....

    Oh dear goodness, that's horrifying

  66. �.... ....

    I just thought about something: Isn't a Duke a higher role then a Prince? So does that make Remus a higher role than Roman-?

    �.... ....

    Oooooh that's some p good material for theories!

    �.... ....

    A Duke is a married Prince I think

  67. M.... W....

    okay, so I know that this song slaps and some people are making theories or something but why is nobody acknowledging the fact that we finally have cannon, lower-halves of the costumes for everyone except deceit? like I finally know what pants to draw Virgil in. I know it may not seem like that big of a detail but honestly to me, it is. Now I don't have to go searching for that one game-day video to find out just how long Patton's pants are or, rewatch an entire Sanders Sides episode to find out what kind of shoes logan wears. It's very convenient if you ask me

    M.... W....

    What about Roman?

    M.... W....

    @doodle_jam oh no, I didn't think about that

    M.... W....

    Ok MOOD. It's great for cosplayers like myself lol

  68. M.... B....

    my fave part is Virgil singing and Roman calling Remus his bro.

  69. L.... S....

    **Me watching an actor interpreting different characters in a movie**
    You can obviously see it’s the same person tho

    **Me when Thomas does it**
    I’ve never met this man in my life

    L.... S....

    Ok MOOD

  70. E.... D....

    Remus is the person who would sew his fingers nails on his hand

    E.... D....

    He really would lol

  71. L.... t....

    If someone told me i would be listening to a guy managing to act as multiple people as well as himself i would have laughed. Yet here i am.😂

  72. D.... F....

    For those wondering what the small signs says at 00:32 it says "Aunt Patty Naked"

  73. L.... T....

    That little "tada!" at the end tho...

  74. N.... T....

    I was gonna say how I can’t believe they are all the same person but it’s been said 😂 but yeah Thomas is so amazing and everyone that helps with the Sanders Sides, the editing especially in this song is amazing

    N.... T....

    I feel that

  75. R.... R....

    Okay. So I just realized the transion form Remus to adam and Eve. Goes the appel of remus eye (im thinking way too about this right now-)

  76. C.... R....

    What the s@!t have i been drinking. SAME

  77. k.... b....

    Hey y'all at 0:34 what does the sticky note say?

    k.... b....

    It says 'Aunt Patty Naked'

  78. E.... S....

    I love Remus 😂

  79. f.... w....

    Remus is just ..........great i don't know how to describe him it's just what is Remus

    f.... w....

    M o o d

  80. l.... ....

    I freakin Love Remus 💕

    The twisted or “bad” ones are my favorite

    l.... ....

    Oh, same

  81. N.... N....

    I hate this song but I love it and know most the worlds help

    N.... N....

    Oh, mood

    N.... N....

    Virtual Sanders Sides like it’s on my playlist and when it come on I have to figth the urge to sing along

  82. L.... W....

    Why is Remus my Sanders Sides husbando? I don't understand it, but he is.

  83. c.... d....

    He looks so proud of himself at the end I hate it an love at the same time

    c.... d....

    Oh mood

  84. r.... ....

    I mean,,, i can't not fall in love with him

  85. k.... d....

    I was bored so I put on this song and then recreated it with my fife

  86. I.... a....

    I love that song
    Not only does it go along with my personality disorder
    No, I can dance like a maniac and no one will comment anything when they see the video and will appreciate me dancing instead :D

  87. J.... ....

    Deceit is short okay, change my mind.

    J.... ....

    BIG agree

  88. G.... ....

    Is it weird that I like...dont register that as Thomas? Like...i know that everyone is played by Thomas but...theyre different people in my mind!

    G.... ....

    I know right!

    G.... ....

    @Virtual Sanders Sides for me I think it's because of all the human aus I've written lol

  89. m.... G....

    It's so wierd seeing their legs XD

    m.... G....

    Ikr lol

  90. S.... ....

    This song is weird as heck but it's still somehow a bop😂

    S.... ....

    I feel that lol

  91. S.... ....

    Remus basically told Thomas to do a 1 handed handstand, switching hands, while clapping his feet and twerking. If Thomas could do that, I'd be impressed.

    S.... ....

    Oh, same. That'd be fascinating to see

  92. N.... T....

    Disney casting directors: okay we need to see your acting and vocal range, can you provide us with a reel for-
    Thomas: *drops link to whole Sanders Sides playlist*

    N.... T....

    Oh, you right

  93. J.... i....

    Did roman say bro or woo

  94. J.... S....

    Anyone else forget that the Duke is just Thomas in a costume?! He's such an amazing actor!

  95. I.... h....

    One of the best things on YouTube

    I.... h....

    I feel that

  96. V.... U....

    1:07
    my absolute favorite part

    V.... U....

    Oh SAME

  97. R.... 2....

    The song gained a title from Thomas its called "Forbidden Fruit"

    R.... 2....

    Thank you!! Just changed it!

    R.... 2....

    @Virtual Sanders Sides of course

    R.... 2....

    Really u dont anwser hope you are doing well and i need to talk to her leaving in a few minutes to get the car out of my way to hospital 🏥

    R.... 2....

    If you don't sneak right now

    R.... 2....

    no one like its 666