Thomas Sanders - Crofters: The Musical Lyrics






[Roman:]
It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense
We're bombarded with grim black currant events
I should drop this whole serious song pretense
'Cause this song is not about all that

[Thomas:]
We made a partnership with Crofter's!
We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear
We believe it meant to extend us an offer...

[Roman:] ...for which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!

[Logan:]
Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild...
...Blueberry
Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?
Even I...
I don't have the vocabulary
To describe what I'm feeling inside
But for me it's very unordinary
The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day
In a local health foods grocery

[Thomas:]
I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake
Discovering a treasure once unknown to me
But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!
Guys, I cannot believe this is real...

[Logan:]
My own jam?!

I am going to flip my lid
Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild... blueberry
[Roman:] I'm fraught with jelly-sy. I can't believe you're telling me
[Logan:] Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?
[Roman:] That he's the favored side!
[Both:] Even I...
[Logan:] I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm...
[Roman:] I don't have the vigor to bear the loss of pride that I'm...
[Both:] ...feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary.

[Thomas:] But, Roman, do you like it?

[Roman:]
Like it?
Like it!?
This is Crofter's!

[Thomas & Logan:] This is Crofter's!

[Roman:] We're talking Crofters!
[Thomas:] Sweet, sweet Crofter's!

[Roman:]
I mean this jelly might as well be gold!
It's all that I opt for!

[Logan:]
'Cause Crofter's is the only jelly
I put in my belly

[Thomas:] Only jelly in my belly

[Roman & Thomas:]
Only jelly in my belly
Only jelly in my belly

[All:] The only jelly I'll put in my belly!





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  1. E.... D....

    Obviously the only good jelly is crofters and obviously welch’s and smuckers will NEVER EVER come close but have you considered...
    Animal j a m ??
    EDIT: BY THE WAY ANIMAL JAM IS A GAME DONT- DONT TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY

  2. _.... P....

    I only just realised that Roman actually called Logan cool. Not sure if he meant it but he was called cool by Roman! ❤️

  3. J.... P....

    another gay joke

  4. x.... J....

    GUYS
    Everyone:Logan is singing for the 1st time
    Me:I SAW LOGAN'S TROUSERS AND LEGS AND SHOES

  5. �.... �....

    1:24
    This reminded me of Fluttershy’s “yay” in MLP 🤣

  6. E.... T....

    Logan: ...biscuits. Imma spread this on some BISCUITS

  7. C.... M....

    Were can I get that

  8. C.... ....

    6:48 Logan has gone completely insane but I love him so much!!

  9. C.... H....

    He flipped his lid.

  10. V.... O....

    In this episode Logan reminds me of the one kid at school that will eat anything in under 30 seconds if you give them money

  11. k.... y....

    Logan ONLY sings for crofters.

  12. I.... ....

    If you don’t ship Logan and Crofters we cannot be friends I am sorry






    Also should their ship name be Lofters or Crogen?

  13. P.... S....

    *W H A T I S H I S V O C A L R A N G E*

  14. G.... ....

    Logan is actually singing... Yay!!!!!!!

  15. M.... T....

    The only belly I’ll put in my jelly

  16. M.... G....

    Private Biscuits to attend to

  17. x.... A....

    This gives me life.

  18. C.... ....

    Logan singing is like a Crofters God

  19. T.... ....

    How does Logan eat Jam if he is just a fragment of mind..?

  20. M.... _....

    logan :WHAT!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩💗💗💗💗💗💗

  21. d.... ....

    *may we talk about how cute Logan was in this video.*

  22. J.... S....

    Introduced my sis to Sanders sides she's in love with Logan its halairious

  23. B.... G....

    "-forbidden fruit spread" Oh my god, Remus? Hello?

  24. E.... G....

    nobody's talking bout' 5:19- 5:23

  25. D.... t....

    I love the harmony! I would definitely wanna do a duet with one of my friends for this.

  26. U.... V....

    Fun Fact: Jams and Jellys are extremely good on biscuits, Logan!

  27. E.... R....

    A TRUCKLOAD OF BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP!!!!🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤

  28. C.... B....

    Your impressions are soooo good do a whole video pls

  29. f.... c....

    Logan sings?

  30. H.... F....

    Logan: I don’t have have the vocabulary.
    Woah, this is serious.

  31. S.... M....

    We👏get👏it!👏He👏loves👏crof👏ters!
    And Roman made a gay joke. And Logan sang a song. Also Patton caught Logan punning. And Virge also made a fruity pun. And we get all of that...

    No one's freaking talking about one thing!?!!
    *Spongeboob Squaretrousers!*

  32. S.... R....

    Those vocals at the end 😱🎶❤️😍😍

  33. I.... M....

    Logan going insane over crofters 😂
    3:19

  34. L.... C....

    Logan : "So let me get this *straight* "
    Roman : "Good luck with that"
    Me : Oh my-


    [4:31] [4:58] [7:03]
    Me : oH- And even *I* thought he was serious-

  35. M.... H....

    Will Roman get his own flavour? That is the big question

  36. L.... U....

    This song is my JAM .... Get it......... I will show myself the door

  37. A.... t....

    8:03

    Sponge boob square trousers

  38. R.... A....

    logan: i'm not much of a singer
    also logan: cRoFTeRSsssssSSSS. awHeEeeeEEEeE

  39. K.... M....

    Omg I started cracking up!

    Logan: Let me get this 'Straight'
    Roman: good luck with that! *Finger guns*

    (≧▽≦)

  40. S.... ....

    It's honestly hilarious that logic can sing better than creativity...



    And then I remembered they are the same person...

  41. P.... F....

    I found one jar at Walmart and almost died

  42. M.... ....

    CROFTERS THE ONLY JELLY I WILL PUT IN MY BELLY

    NOW WHERE DO I GET ONE XD this it literally years later but what the heck man

  43. G.... N....

    Did anyone realize that Logan was more rapping while Roman embraced the Broadway with all the riffing?
    The second part, Logan did hold a couple of notes

  44. H.... G....

    Oh my. Gosh peck.

    Y E S

  45. t.... p....

    Turn on your captions everytime Logan aggressively eat jelly.

  46. C.... G....

    https://www.LogansBerry.com
    https://www.LogansBerry.com
    https://www.LogansBerry.com
    https://www.LogansBerry.com
    https://www.LogansBerry.com



    Buy it I want to see~

    https://www.VirglesBerry.com
    https://www.RomansBerry.com
    https://www.PattonsBerry.Com

  47. A.... S....

    This is why Logan is my favorite character.

  48. R.... K....

    I just write the entire lyrics on the back of my math book-

  49. h.... t....

    I love this so much oh my god 😍😁 this is great😂

  50. L.... M....

    Logan:Let me get this straight.
    Roman:Good luck with that.

    Me:*dies of laughter*

  51. A.... R....

    I was like “wow they harmonize really well” and then I realized they’re the same person 😂

  52. F.... B....

    'Puns are like my figurative forbidden fruit... spread.' *claps hand over mouth*
    hmmmmmm

    F.... B....

    Thank you! I was looking for this comment and was freaking out that no one else noticed!

    F.... B....

    @Elli Garcia The question is who shut him up, Remus or Deceit? IDK if Remus even has the power to do that because it's never been mentioned...

    F.... B....

    @F. B. I. I don't think so, it may only be Deceit who has that ability. And in "Can lying be good" Thomas said "are there any other sides DECEIT had hidden" it could just be because he was the only side but I really don't know 😂

  53. A.... �....

    This needs to be a Crofter’s add. Lmao.

  54. s.... u....

    Roman: But look at him now
    Logan: *gobbles up his entire Crofters jar*
    Roman: He just so cool
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  55. R.... L....

    This finally happened. I’m surprised that Logan didn’t go all Sherlock Holmes to find who stole his crofters

  56. J.... J....

    what the

  57. G.... A....

    I GOT CROFTERSSSSS

  58. A.... P....

    Logan:So let me get this straight...
    Me:You mea-
    Roman:Good luck with THAT
    Me:THERE YOU GO
    Edit:Logan foreshadowed “Forbidden fruit?”

  59. T.... T....

    When Are They Going To Sell More

  60. B.... B....

    Okay just---


    Virgil: I heard through the concord grape vine that you guys were making puns.... Yeah Patton paid me a dollar to say that...
    Logan: *Surprised Pikachu*

  61. S.... S....

    Theres no more jelly :(

  62. U.... M....

    That juicy Roman angst

  63. R.... P....

    Roman: LIKE IT?! LIKE IT?! LIKE IT?! *SINGS SOUL OUT*
    Me: So is that a yes?

  64. E.... ....

    I’m the only one here who is just here cuz my friend told me to watch this?

  65. N.... R....

    Was this just an excuse to eat jars of jelly?

    Also how many times did you have to fall to get that take?

  66. A.... t....

    logan:BonauNANAANANANAANA

  67. u.... c....

    the fact that crofters was the only thing that made Logan sing reminds me of a pic I read where Patton said that *Logan was the crofters to his scone* and that's what made him flustered. fucking crofters.

  68. C.... P....

    Any other YouTuber: *Puts short ad at the beginning of a video*
    Thomas: *makes a musical about jelly with some character development*

  69. T.... T....

    Logan: let me get this straight
    Roman: Good luck with that
    Me: *dies* ohmygodyoudidnotjust-

  70. I.... ....

    I
    Still
    *LOVE IT.*

  71. T.... p....

    So I tried crofters and HOOOOO BOI ITS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!,

  72. R.... H....

    Wish there was still some to buy now.....

  73. C.... C....

    Yayyy Logan’s Singing!

  74. S.... S....

    logan: all the way in Ontario canada?
    me: *fangirling* hell yeah it was from over here..

  75. V.... ....

    Friend : what music do you listen too
    Me: it’s CoMpLiCaTeD

  76. L.... ....

    1:24 fluttershy? IS THAT YOU

  77. X.... _....

    Man, only now do I find out about this.

  78. U.... B....

    I took the which sander side you are and I got Virgil

  79. K.... M....

    You have such a good jar jar binks impression

  80. C.... O....

    I LIVE IN ONTARIO

  81. Z.... E....

    Thomas dropping the jar of jam is so me, like give me something and within five minutes I've split, broke, dropped or some other disaster and I can't catch things, point of this don't give me stuff I can't throw well so if it's in my hand itself a goner

  82. J.... ....

    I can't get Logan's berry cause I'm allergic to blackberries 😔

  83. T.... F....

    1:58
    Logan: So let me get this straight
    Roman: Good luck with that!
    Me: **dying of laughter**

  84. C.... C....

    Virgil:*make pun
    Me:FALSEHOOOOOOOD!
    Virgil:Yeah Patton paid me a dollar to say that.
    Me:FATHERHOOOOOOD!

  85. D.... P....

    HE’S JUST *SO COOL*

  86. M.... P....

    Romans part: I’m fraught with jelly-sy (jealousy) I can’t believe your telling me that he’s the favored side~ Even I~ I don’t have the vigor to bear the loss of pride that I’m feeling inside but for me it’s very unordinary

  87. l.... s....

    I live in Ontario Canada

  88. E.... G....

    thing is everyone is freaking out how Thomas called Logan cool in DwIT but roman said it first (@ 5:00)

  89. I.... C....

    Found my favorite video in sander sides XD

  90. K.... E....

    WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I cant get it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  91. N.... c....

    OH MY GOD I LOVE ROMAN MORE THAN MY OWN EXISTENCE

  92. C.... B....

    I'm gonna be cosplaying as remus for halloween this year lmao

  93. E.... i....

    Ok in the 12 days of Christmas video Logan said he didn’t like to sing but LOOK AT EM NOW THE MUSICAL SMART HAPPY MAN!

  94. M.... O....

    One of my friend actually made dad jokes, especially "Punny" ones
    (Im sorry, my friend just told me to put this on comment XDDD)

  95. C.... p....

    2020 anyone no only me ok

  96. M.... Z....

    Roman: *Makes a pun*
    Me: *Sniff* Patton would be proud

  97. X.... W....

    IMA Slitherin lol just a thought

  98. T.... S....

    So happy you all are enjoying the video!! Can’t believe this is actually happening 😂 Be sure to get your own jar of Logan’s Berry jelly at http://www.LogansBerry.com before it’s all gone!

    T.... S....

    Bring it back!!!

    T.... S....

    I wanted to man I really did but I'm a year too late and now I am sad BRING IT BAAACCCCKKK

    T.... S....

    Thomas Sanders BRING IT BACK PLEASE ☹️

    T.... S....

    I love your videos Thomas!!!!! I love the vines and the Sanders sides it's so funny!!!!😁🤩😋

    T.... S....

    I just want to say, your singing voice is SO amazing and I love you SO much!!