Theory Of A Deadman - No Surprise Lyrics






Friday is when you left me
So I'll drink myself to sleep
And Sunday is when I'll wake up
Not to remember a thing

My friends all say the same thing
I don't know my new girl too well
(I know)
That all this lying gets to me
And no one seems to give a shit
(The way)
She talks to every guy in the bar
(I guess)
It should've raised some kind of alarm
Who'd ever think I'd go and end up?
Like all the other guys that you've gone and fucked!

Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me

My friends are mean to me
They say I don't break up too well
(They know)
All this crying gets to me
And no one seems to give a shit
Well I know you want to
So go on and say it
Just go on and say it
Just go on and say it

Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me
(Leavin' me)

Friday is when you left me
So I drank myself to sleep
And Sunday I never woke up

Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me
That that bitch is leavin' me





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  1. j.... f....

    So I drink myself to sleep. Drink is a bad word on this? Why beep it off? LoL.

  2. H.... M....

    They bleep out the part that says " I {Drank} myself to sleep" so it sounds like "I {jerked} myself to sleep... makes the song even more amusing. I love this video and the song too.

  3. m.... b....

    Why did they censor the word drink? Makes no sense.

  4. J.... G....

    Well it ain't no surprise that bitch is stabbing me again. (8)

  5. T.... L....

    AWESOME~~!! Up MY Ex'zzzzz ASS! ;) XO

  6. J.... 8....

    OK drink and shit was cut out at the beginning but fucked wasn't. 😂 😂 Wtf!

  7. R.... G....

    Listening 2019

  8. J.... H....

    Love this group omg!!! Raunchy and just frickin awesome!!!! Love them

  9. m.... p....

    Cadê os BR?

  10. b.... ....

    This song is so damn catchy

  11. g.... ....

    How can there be only 2700 likes? This song and video are awesome!

  12. j.... s....

    drink is sensored lol. but bitch isn't.

  13. T.... C....

    No surprise.

  14. F.... ....

    Scary looking girl without lights and makeup

    F.... ....

    they're all like that.

  15. m.... b....

    Why the hell they censored the word ''drink''????

  16. p.... g....

    love this song

  17. L.... G....

    You fuckin skank what the fuck on deciding on some artist creators version off .Let's play like a dumb as I am .who are you stupid to decide on the for Most original verse .GO to jail hail stupid. What goes around comes around .It BEL love and let live .Hello theory of a deadman. Love And light

  18. M.... C....

    Man this Song is good

  19. P.... S....

    Oh crap, I was about to write some like "And after she destroyed everything, she realized he meant leavin' for some beers" and then the end of the video came up and ruined my joke

  20. N.... S....

    Quien mas viene por Fahrenheit? :v

  21. S.... ....

    music fahrenheit!!!😍😍😍

  22. K.... D....

    The one drummer without the hat in the background is Ryan from Nickleback

  23. S.... ....

    "Sorry hunny. The sticky note slipped off the mirror, so I decided to lash out before searching for a rational thought. We cool?"

  24. R.... S....

    these guys sing nothing but the truth

  25. K.... C....

    This video is not available it says

  26. M.... F....

    this girl is dumb why would he leave her alone with his place after he dumped her thats just common sense

    M.... F....

    Right? It's his apartment, he is obviously going to be back.

  27. P.... ....

    Blocked in the US?  Why?

    P.... ....

    Not in Canada.

  28. A.... L....

    aw Tyler Connolly <3

  29. J.... H....

    lol what the fuck it blocked out drink but not any of the other words?

  30. T.... R....

    ok this makes no sense drink and shit is blanked out but fuck isn't like serious YouTube like bruh anyway great song keep it up :)

    T.... R....

    and bitch isn't blanked out

    T.... R....

    Blame the label, not YouTube.

    T.... R....

    i know right that is very stupid for doing that

  31. K.... W....

    theory of a dead man is the fuckin shit and plus they hot AF too 😜 lol 💖

  32. D.... B....

    this song is bad ass Definetly dedicated to my ex

  33. e.... ....

    anyone know the name of the actress in this video?

  34. h.... ....

    This is the best breakup song ever!!! I listened to it countless times when my ex broke up with me in 2005. This song totally got me through it. Now, I am married with kids, and my ex is still a nasty b@@@@ who lives alone!!!! Hahah!!! Thank you Theory!!!!

  35. R.... P....

    fucking fantastic. no one appreciates Gasoline as much as they should, or they're all about bad girlfriend and bitch came back. Don't get me wrong, fantastic songs, but I love little gems like this

    R.... P....

    i own every album by them i love gasoline

  36. A.... P....

    Such a real song and video!!!!! Chicks love breaking TVs!!!smh

  37. J.... P....

    Why did I have a feeling that something like that was going to happen? Lol

  38. S.... F....

    My first time watching this video and there was only one sticky note on the mirror and she started trashing there I was like "watch her find another part to the note after this" and I was right.. Pretty funny..

  39. G.... K....

    One of their best songs. great flow, vocals, and overall harmony and sound of the song. The vocals are great and the guitar isn't overpowering or too heavy/soft, and they flow with the drums and bass. Awesome song!

  40. W.... M....

    Default... Theory of a Deadman... Puddle of Mudd.... Nickelback... Creed... I can't tell the goddamn difference

    W.... M....

    Id honestly get your ears checked ... the only reaaally similar ones are nickleback and theory of a deadman

  41. K.... ....

    I'm pretty sure she got dumped for this

  42. J.... d....

    2009 when we discovered Tyler was so good looking under that fu Manchu

  43. R.... M....

    With a body like her's you have to forgive the mistake.

  44. T.... M....

    censor the video, but we have free reign in the comments

  45. P.... N....

    I like Theory Of A Deadman. Their last album Savages is awesome. Hope that new album of Shinedown will be good, like savages.

    P.... N....

    Profile Name what do you think about their latest album?

    P.... N....

    Wake Up Call is pretty mediocre.Except for Rx. Thats songs killer.

  46. d.... ....

    It is NOT an Official Video  When you clearly hear the word drank being censored in the opening I cant even find an acceptable version on the tube without  Typing uncensored into the search bar. You could be such an awesome haven for free speech and uncensored arts if you were not already owned by those Orwellian shitbags at Google Thanks for nothin You tube

  47. r.... z....

    Awesome

  48. m.... ....

    So "drink" is completely edited out but "bitch" isn't? I fucking hate censorship.

    m.... ....

    @mncarguy yeah. i've heard "green" censored when it's referring to weed. fucking why?

    m.... ....

    @Brayden Y The FCC has nothing better to do apparently..

    m.... ....

    @mncarguy Neither is "fucked" :/ makes no sense ha

    m.... ....

    +mncarguy They did it with Shit too. What is there, a quota they have to stay under?

    m.... ....

    There are minors who access YouTube, and being exposed to the fact people drink alcohol might make them raid their parents' supply! Also, Blizzard recently banned someone for saying Doomfist was their favorite African-American character. Nothing's safe anymore.

  49. v.... ....

    Love this song!

  50. l.... s....

    No they are nothing alike different styles I listen to both I like Nickleback

  51. T.... C....

    - She did it again.

  52. D.... H....

    I never understood why people hate _Nickelback_ but like _Theory of a Deadman;_ they're basically the same damn band.

    D.... H....

    I don't understand _people_ ... period!

    D.... H....

    +Danial Hallock (Kysimir) Lyrically Tyler is much much more accomplished than Chad. Chad's lyric style comes straight out of a Dr Suess book the way he rhymes everything. But musically not that far of a departure I agree.

  53. E.... S....

    wow, great video :D

  54. R.... W....

    Fuck anyone that breaks up by text, tweet, post-it or the like. If you break-up like that while the other person is in your place, you're asking to come home to a bomb site. Actually have the balls to see the person face to face. If only so that you're showing respect to the person, to yourself and to the relationship.

    R.... W....

    I agree

  55. R.... ....

    I should dislike this for having censored free fucking speech 

    R.... ....

    @GeorgeHale1984 damn it then, i was wrong. You are rude.

    R.... ....

    They sensor shit... but not bitch

    R.... ....

    +GeorgeHale1984 Just read this. You an idgit. Not getting the point fucking nerd

    R.... ....

    @RagingRejectTV A year later nearly. Christ move on kid.

    R.... ....

    @GeorgeHale1984 Don't like looking stupid, then quit being a nerd.

  56. r.... ....

    WOAH-OH THAT BITCH IS LEAVING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    r.... ....

    Hell yeah!!!

  57. H.... ....

    love the ending 

  58. P.... B....

    fucking hate all these rock songs about girls..I am looking for some breaking benjamin-like stuff and all i find is pansies with guitars...

    P.... B....

    @Taoufik090 TOADM has only been around since the 90's... first time hearing them, yet you pass judgement #closeminded

    P.... B....

    @Suede313
     lol I'm closeminded because I don't like the band you fanboy for? oh the Irony....

    P.... B....

    #TrollOnBitch

    P.... B....

    Listen to my shit where I am trying to find my girl some love songs and non of them are about love sigh lol. But I listen to metal and alternative stuff. Mudvayne, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, System of a Down, The Pretty Reckless, In Flames, Volbeat, etc lol not saying there are no relationship songs, but I got sick of that stuff after going through teen drama 

    P.... B....

    if you like breaking benjamin you should like theory of a deadman ;) listen the new album (these song in particular)
    -savages ft. alice cooper
    -drown
    -blow
    I'm sure you'll like them

  59. S.... S....

    Fahrenheit brought me here! Awesome song from an awesome band

  60. T.... ....

    Why did the censor "cry" in "cry myself to sleep" at the very beginning? WTF...

    T.... ....

    The lyric they censored was actually "drink", but I agree that it's stupid, especially as they didn't censor "bitch".

    T.... ....

    @Lee Wyatt or "fucked" lol

  61. M.... A....

    Tyler is so damn fine!! ;))))

  62. m.... b....

    now that is some funny shit. I love their videos

    m.... b....

    No doubt.  This was really clever!

  63. h.... ....

    It was not a very smart plan in the first place. Its like:Yea, I am so mad at you for leaving me I am going to go get myself arrested for a year or more breaking and entering and vandalism.

  64. J.... C....

    well at least she saved the fish:3

    J.... C....

    That's what I thought lol

  65. N.... J....

    how does this not have more views dammit

    N.... J....

    I don't know why does all the crappy videos get so much views

    N.... J....

    It ain't no surprise.

    N.... J....

    Nick Juliette Because they're Canadian and not Nickelback or Rush

    N.... J....

    Love this song

  66. b.... ....

    Like these guys and all but has anyone else noticed its like Puddle of Mudd and nickelback had a baby ?

  67. s.... p....

    BRAND NEW NICKELBACK...; Y

    s.... p....

    Shut up

  68. A.... K....

    That bitch just like them all

  69. V.... C....

    Maybe he shouldn't have put the first sticky note... I'm pretty sure that note would come in handy /after/ he got back.

    V.... C....

    I had a crazy B like that.....so crazy she piled compost on our floor as she cooked for weeks like wtf...........................then  she would say time to tidy and unclutter and nothing would get cleaned up like wtf...................

  70. z.... ....

    You clicked the wrong link bro, this is a Theory of a Deadman video, not a Justin Beiber one.

  71. i.... ....

    I respect the fact that you have your own opinion, but there is no need to bash on other peoples' favorite bands.

  72. s.... h....

    What stupid fuckin band,song and video. Some fans shouldn't exist, so bands like this never make it.

  73. J.... M....

    so he says fuck but they censor drink. WTF!!!!!!!

  74. A.... R....

    lovr 3 of the albums so far

  75. B.... O....

    yea ik they censored 'pill' in Nickelback's Rockstar video too... smh

  76. B.... O....

    Moral of the story: don't go after girls just because they look hot

  77. L.... L....

    i thought the same!!

  78. L.... L....

    or just buy a coffee pot... lol

  79. L.... L....

    i'd be like bitch, you gotta go! you're cray!!!

  80. T.... J....

    the guy is like "note to self... get stickier sticky notes...."

  81. v.... ....

    So they're allowed to say bitch but not drink...

  82. R.... B....

    Damn that chick has a strong leg or that was a really cheap skateboard.

  83. 2.... ....

    i would love to see a 'to be continued' video to this!

  84. d.... n....

    wow wouldnt that suck lol and you do too if you dont like this song bitch fuck off im out

  85. I.... ....

    and bitch isnt XD

  86. J.... G....

    Did she destroy her own apartment?

  87. u.... ....

    drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink

  88. j.... ....

    THANK GOD, HE GOT RID OF THAT DUMB Arse HAIR CUT FOR THIS VIDEO!!!! great tune...

  89. r.... ....

    i'm pretty sure its not drink :P

  90. A.... I....

    4 people were suprised :P

  91. b.... ....

    Pretty predictible video but still she made a nice mayhem. I hope to find same impulsive/innocent girlie on my road of life ;)

  92. c.... z....

    oke on word awsome I nevver thought this would happen

  93. M.... ....

    That was just brilliant :P
    Love Theory of a Deadman <3

  94. W.... K....

    is drink a swear word :s !!!!!!

  95. S.... ....

    @1991GothicSoul666 especially when they dont beep out bitch! what a stupid policy!

  96. O.... ....

    lol that was ridiculous

  97. R.... B....

    i simply luv it