Theory Of A Deadman - No Surprise Lyrics
Friday is when you left me
So I'll drink myself to sleep
And Sunday is when I'll wake up
Not to remember a thing
I don't know my new girl too well
(I know)
That all this lying gets to me
And no one seems to give a shit
(The way)
She talks to every guy in the bar
(I guess)
It should've raised some kind of alarm
Who'd ever think I'd go and end up?
Like all the other guys that you've gone and fucked!
Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me
My friends are mean to me
They say I don't break up too well
(They know)
All this crying gets to me
And no one seems to give a shit
Well I know you want to
So go on and say it
Just go on and say it
Just go on and say it
Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me
(Leavin' me)
Friday is when you left me
So I drank myself to sleep
And Sunday I never woke up
Well it ain't no surprise
That you turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leavin' me
That that bitch is leavin' me
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Theory Of A Deadman No Surprise Comments
So I drink myself to sleep. Drink is a bad word on this? Why beep it off? LoL.
They bleep out the part that says " I {Drank} myself to sleep" so it sounds like "I {jerked} myself to sleep... makes the song even more amusing. I love this video and the song too.
Why did they censor the word drink? Makes no sense.
Well it ain't no surprise that bitch is stabbing me again. (8)
AWESOME~~!! Up MY Ex'zzzzz ASS! ;) XO
OK drink and shit was cut out at the beginning but fucked wasn't. 😂 😂 Wtf!
Listening 2019
Love this group omg!!! Raunchy and just frickin awesome!!!! Love them
Cadê os BR?
This song is so damn catchy
How can there be only 2700 likes? This song and video are awesome!
drink is sensored lol. but bitch isn't.
No surprise.
Scary looking girl without lights and makeup
they're all like that.
Why the hell they censored the word ''drink''????
love this song
You fuckin skank what the fuck on deciding on some artist creators version off .Let's play like a dumb as I am .who are you stupid to decide on the for Most original verse .GO to jail hail stupid. What goes around comes around .It BEL love and let live .Hello theory of a deadman. Love And light
Man this Song is good
Oh crap, I was about to write some like "And after she destroyed everything, she realized he meant leavin' for some beers" and then the end of the video came up and ruined my joke
Quien mas viene por Fahrenheit? :v
music fahrenheit!!!😍😍😍
The one drummer without the hat in the background is Ryan from Nickleback
"Sorry hunny. The sticky note slipped off the mirror, so I decided to lash out before searching for a rational thought. We cool?"
these guys sing nothing but the truth
This video is not available it says
this girl is dumb why would he leave her alone with his place after he dumped her thats just common sense
Right? It's his apartment, he is obviously going to be back.
Blocked in the US? Why?
Not in Canada.
aw Tyler Connolly <3
lol what the fuck it blocked out drink but not any of the other words?
ok this makes no sense drink and shit is blanked out but fuck isn't like serious YouTube like bruh anyway great song keep it up :)
and bitch isn't blanked out
Blame the label, not YouTube.
i know right that is very stupid for doing that
theory of a dead man is the fuckin shit and plus they hot AF too 😜 lol 💖
this song is bad ass Definetly dedicated to my ex
anyone know the name of the actress in this video?
This is the best breakup song ever!!! I listened to it countless times when my ex broke up with me in 2005. This song totally got me through it. Now, I am married with kids, and my ex is still a nasty b@@@@ who lives alone!!!! Hahah!!! Thank you Theory!!!!
fucking fantastic. no one appreciates Gasoline as much as they should, or they're all about bad girlfriend and bitch came back. Don't get me wrong, fantastic songs, but I love little gems like this
i own every album by them i love gasoline
Such a real song and video!!!!! Chicks love breaking TVs!!!smh
Why did I have a feeling that something like that was going to happen? Lol
My first time watching this video and there was only one sticky note on the mirror and she started trashing there I was like "watch her find another part to the note after this" and I was right.. Pretty funny..
One of their best songs. great flow, vocals, and overall harmony and sound of the song. The vocals are great and the guitar isn't overpowering or too heavy/soft, and they flow with the drums and bass. Awesome song!
Default... Theory of a Deadman... Puddle of Mudd.... Nickelback... Creed... I can't tell the goddamn difference
Id honestly get your ears checked ... the only reaaally similar ones are nickleback and theory of a deadman
I'm pretty sure she got dumped for this
2009 when we discovered Tyler was so good looking under that fu Manchu
With a body like her's you have to forgive the mistake.
censor the video, but we have free reign in the comments
I like Theory Of A Deadman. Their last album Savages is awesome. Hope that new album of Shinedown will be good, like savages.
Profile Name what do you think about their latest album?
Wake Up Call is pretty mediocre.Except for Rx. Thats songs killer.
It is NOT an Official Video When you clearly hear the word drank being censored in the opening I cant even find an acceptable version on the tube without Typing uncensored into the search bar. You could be such an awesome haven for free speech and uncensored arts if you were not already owned by those Orwellian shitbags at Google Thanks for nothin You tube
Awesome
So "drink" is completely edited out but "bitch" isn't? I fucking hate censorship.
@mncarguy yeah. i've heard "green" censored when it's referring to weed. fucking why?
@Brayden Y The FCC has nothing better to do apparently..
@mncarguy Neither is "fucked" :/ makes no sense ha
+mncarguy They did it with Shit too. What is there, a quota they have to stay under?
There are minors who access YouTube, and being exposed to the fact people drink alcohol might make them raid their parents' supply! Also, Blizzard recently banned someone for saying Doomfist was their favorite African-American character. Nothing's safe anymore.
Love this song!
No they are nothing alike different styles I listen to both I like Nickleback
- She did it again.
I never understood why people hate _Nickelback_ but like _Theory of a Deadman;_ they're basically the same damn band.
I don't understand _people_ ... period!
+Danial Hallock (Kysimir) Lyrically Tyler is much much more accomplished than Chad. Chad's lyric style comes straight out of a Dr Suess book the way he rhymes everything. But musically not that far of a departure I agree.
wow, great video :D
Fuck anyone that breaks up by text, tweet, post-it or the like. If you break-up like that while the other person is in your place, you're asking to come home to a bomb site. Actually have the balls to see the person face to face. If only so that you're showing respect to the person, to yourself and to the relationship.
I agree
I should dislike this for having censored free fucking speech
@GeorgeHale1984 damn it then, i was wrong. You are rude.
They sensor shit... but not bitch
+GeorgeHale1984 Just read this. You an idgit. Not getting the point fucking nerd
@RagingRejectTV A year later nearly. Christ move on kid.
@GeorgeHale1984 Don't like looking stupid, then quit being a nerd.
WOAH-OH THAT BITCH IS LEAVING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Hell yeah!!!
love the ending
fucking hate all these rock songs about girls..I am looking for some breaking benjamin-like stuff and all i find is pansies with guitars...
@Taoufik090 TOADM has only been around since the 90's... first time hearing them, yet you pass judgement #closeminded
@Suede313
lol I'm closeminded because I don't like the band you fanboy for? oh the Irony....
#TrollOnBitch
Listen to my shit where I am trying to find my girl some love songs and non of them are about love sigh lol. But I listen to metal and alternative stuff. Mudvayne, Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu, System of a Down, The Pretty Reckless, In Flames, Volbeat, etc lol not saying there are no relationship songs, but I got sick of that stuff after going through teen drama
if you like breaking benjamin you should like theory of a deadman ;) listen the new album (these song in particular)
-savages ft. alice cooper
-drown
-blow
I'm sure you'll like them
Fahrenheit brought me here! Awesome song from an awesome band
Why did the censor "cry" in "cry myself to sleep" at the very beginning? WTF...
The lyric they censored was actually "drink", but I agree that it's stupid, especially as they didn't censor "bitch".
@Lee Wyatt or "fucked" lol
Tyler is so damn fine!! ;))))
now that is some funny shit. I love their videos
No doubt. This was really clever!
It was not a very smart plan in the first place. Its like:Yea, I am so mad at you for leaving me I am going to go get myself arrested for a year or more breaking and entering and vandalism.
well at least she saved the fish:3
That's what I thought lol
how does this not have more views dammit
I don't know why does all the crappy videos get so much views
It ain't no surprise.
Nick Juliette Because they're Canadian and not Nickelback or Rush
Love this song
Like these guys and all but has anyone else noticed its like Puddle of Mudd and nickelback had a baby ?
BRAND NEW NICKELBACK...; Y
Shut up
That bitch just like them all
Maybe he shouldn't have put the first sticky note... I'm pretty sure that note would come in handy /after/ he got back.
I had a crazy B like that.....so crazy she piled compost on our floor as she cooked for weeks like wtf...........................then she would say time to tidy and unclutter and nothing would get cleaned up like wtf...................
You clicked the wrong link bro, this is a Theory of a Deadman video, not a Justin Beiber one.
I respect the fact that you have your own opinion, but there is no need to bash on other peoples' favorite bands.
What stupid fuckin band,song and video. Some fans shouldn't exist, so bands like this never make it.
so he says fuck but they censor drink. WTF!!!!!!!
lovr 3 of the albums so far
yea ik they censored 'pill' in Nickelback's Rockstar video too... smh
Moral of the story: don't go after girls just because they look hot
i thought the same!!
or just buy a coffee pot... lol
i'd be like bitch, you gotta go! you're cray!!!
the guy is like "note to self... get stickier sticky notes...."
So they're allowed to say bitch but not drink...
Damn that chick has a strong leg or that was a really cheap skateboard.
i would love to see a 'to be continued' video to this!
wow wouldnt that suck lol and you do too if you dont like this song bitch fuck off im out
and bitch isnt XD
Did she destroy her own apartment?
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THANK GOD, HE GOT RID OF THAT DUMB Arse HAIR CUT FOR THIS VIDEO!!!! great tune...
i'm pretty sure its not drink :P
4 people were suprised :P
Pretty predictible video but still she made a nice mayhem. I hope to find same impulsive/innocent girlie on my road of life ;)
oke on word awsome I nevver thought this would happen
That was just brilliant :P
Love Theory of a Deadman <3
is drink a swear word :s !!!!!!
@1991GothicSoul666 especially when they dont beep out bitch! what a stupid policy!
lol that was ridiculous
i simply luv it