Terry Jacks - Put The Bone In Lyrics




Put the bone in she asked him at the store
Because my doggie's been hit by a car
And I do want to bring him home something
Put the bone in, she begged him once more.

The meat from the pork is sweet.
Give the bone from the pork meat to me.
Put the bone in she begged in as she paced around the floor
Put the bone in she yelled out once more.

Put the bone in she asked him at the store.
‘Cause my doggie's been hit by a car.
And I do want to bring him home something.
Put the bone in she begged him once more.





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  1. Poe Territory

    And suddenly, 45 years later, I have this song stuck in my mind. Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

  2. LifeWorks, ndh enterprises,llc.

    hilarious as f!!!!!!! mr. jacks you're better than this but very funny.. the b side of the international remembered, seasons of the sun.

  3. Ron Kopald

    Greatest B Side EVER

  4. Jerrie Denham

    The back of seasons in the sun. I had the 45

  5. Tango Jones

    When I played this B side back in 1974 I collapsed to the floor laughing. That abrupt opening and the line about pork meat left me in tears and fits of laughter as a 15 yr old kid. Don’t know why I suddenly thought of this song - haven’t heard it in 45 yrs - but it’s still a bad/funny song.

    anthony guada

    what is the name of the song on side A?

    Tango Jones

    @anthony guada - Seasons in the sun

    Hank Tilbury

    Back in high school, my best buddy's parents had a secondhand/surplus store. We used to scour it for weird and bad records. When we discovered this, we played it half a dozen times in a row, laughing our fool heads off the whole time.

    Poe Territory

    Exact same thing happened to me.

  6. B Youngblood

    I don't know why this song never hit #1... sigh... too much putting the bone in I guess....

  7. B Youngblood

    what a great song, reminds me of my high school years where I had to put the bone in!

  8. Rad Grrl

    Funniest song EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Rob Moir

    MAKES ME CRY BUT I LIKE IT I NEVER CARED MUCH FOR SEASONS IN THE SUN

  10. John Robertson

    yeah ok

  11. Jay Birdy

    What a lame ass song...hahaha

  12. electrojones

    Easily the worst song ever recorded.

    Rob Moir

    WHY DO YOU SAY THAT

    Badass Frank Henry

    Not even close.

    CrisVangel1958

    Oh please, like you never heard "I'll always love you" by Taylor Dane..

  13. unclejuniorsoprano

    GREATEST SONG SINCE "WHITE CHRISTMAS"

    LifeWorks, ndh enterprises,llc.

    unclejuniorsoprano try black Christmas and your drawers will be drenched as lake Ontario has hemorrhoid. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😄😅😂😆😃🤣

  14. GasCityGuy

    Nominee for worst song of all-time

  15. jerry arnold

    Bob and Tom sent me here 😎

  16. Scott Anderson

    "She's begg'in me to put the bone in" has quite another meaning too. OMG LOL We used to listen to this 45 when I was 7 yrs old. Hated it after about 2 times, sister played it like it was the gospel.

    Tango Jones

    Scott Anderson - poor you...lol. Could be one of the worst songs ever recorded.

    Ron Kopald

    @Tango Jones SHUH! SAYS YOU! ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGS EVER

  17. Steven Cryar

    Lex and Terry sent me here

    Tango Jones

    Steven Cryar - John, Paul, George and Ringo sent me here.

  18. mercuryvapour

    This is one of the B sides that was intentionally made to be "bad", so the DJ's knew which side of the record to play. I love his little "Oh no" right at the very end.

    Nancy Spring

    My favorite part! My sister and I played this over and over, and cracked up every single time...

  19. AlwaysPrisms

    sad song poor dog