Tenacious D - scientists Lyrics




[Scientist:] Stay where you are!
[KG:] Ah! Oh… I'm sorry? What?
[Scientist:] We have laser blaster pistols. We will shoot you and kill you to the ground
[KG:] We don't mean any harm. We come in peace
[Scientist:] Stay where you are where I can see your hands
[KG:] Wait, where are you from?
[Scientist:] Where are we from… We are from MIT. Where else? We are the top uttermost scientists in all of the world… surviving… Anyway, we are putting the finishing touches this uh… this spaceship because there is a… um… what you call a space station in space that is called a Valhalla… it is very huge…
[KG:] Valhalla. Hm…
[Scientist:] … very spacious… so much fun to do and things to do and uh…
[KG:] That's great!
[Scientist:] Oh-ho-ho. Let me tell you first who is up on the station before you start saying what you think is great… Richard Branson is up there… of course. Also you got Yo-Yo Ma up there, and only the finest and smartest and richest allowed on the space station, so…
[KG:] Please take us to space. Please, we are the best band in the world. We're way better than Yo-Yo Ma. Please let us audish…
[Scientist:] Well, you know… what the hell? Show us what you got. We'll see what you think of it. Blow… blow our minds, you never know!
[JB:] Alright Kage, you ready?





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  1. The Rock Office

    Glad to know that some dirty magazines will survive the apocalypse. :D

  2. Tony Young

    There were some scientists
    Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
    Then they figured out it was a missing link

    In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of.

    With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams


    These are the golden D times that we miss.

  3. Your Go-to Guy

    Fuck yo yo ma

  4. epiphone red

    You are the d

  5. bagrym

    its some funny classical TD stuff but i dont know, i kinda would have preferred more of a classical Album instead of 20something skits with music

  6. EatAtTheDanglingDiner

    This whole pile couldn’t have taken over 5 minutes to write and draw.

  7. Rachael Cease

    Jables Jr. MOTHERFUCKER YEAH. 😎

  8. Lavender-Cat

    You guys are my childhood.

  9. EvanC

    Meeeeee likeeeeeeee

  10. Renan Hartwell White

    Orgasmos são inevitáveis

  11. Weslley Marques

    I love you

  12. Bhanu' Collection

    1st Comment To Awesome Band lol

  13. Time Master

    YOU ALMOST SPOILED THE SONG FOR ME!

    Time Master

    I meant the episode 😂

  14. SpikexSpeigel

    First Jables and Kage!

  15. Jarred Carney

    love this band