Tech N9ne - The Waitress Lyrics

I remember smashing in a gta to my school. Haha tech Nina is beautiful

I love this song. For all my Server friends ♡♡

It's sad the number of people who got here from tic toc shows how underated his older music is

Prolly the first song I heard when I was young as hell!

He said capital grille i used to work at capital grille lol.

Good song 😉

Dwam look at that booty on the hostess!

Yes 😉

Yes😉

Found the lyrics

Anyone here who says they're here from tiktok, don't consider yourself a fan.

I got this song from tiktok but I've been listening to tech n9ne for three years

i love this song.😉

I got frome tic toc

I knew this song by heart ever since I was 8 I’m 14 now 😋

Brandi Bolin thats cute😊

Brandi Bolin thats cute.😊

That's cute 🤗

good song tic tok

Who Come here for this song because of tiktok ☝️

Abuukar Mohamed 👍

this is one of my favorite songs

Still miss sick rick

The waitress got it goin on

Still fire in 2019 #fromthefuture songs. My twerk anthem

WORK THAT!

If they don't even watch icp

Its bs that all these people are calling them self's a juggalo

Johnathan Dunhill who gaf

I got this off of tic tok

Horrible.

They put this shit on tik tok??? Bruhhh noooooooo leave tech alone

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Lmfao gtfo with that tic tok bullshit.. im guessing you are all about 11/12 years old fuck outta here

you swine

They better play this shit at the concert I’m going to

How can you call yourself Jedi juggalo if you don't watch icp or twizdid

Johnathan Dunhill hahaha i know right... here repping Juggalo

lol. Song hot

African Girl yes 😊😄😄😄😄😄

2018 July :)

This legit happened to me a few weeks ago. Me and my man we're out and this damn fine waiter came over and I was like "DAYYYYM!!!"

i heard this song at a karoke last night......loved it

Colette Chapman 👍

Love this album!

Still listening in 2k18

I'm a waitress I love tech nine

amanda pomeroy cute 😊

I like this song it will never come out of my head

Damn!
Hey, that's all I'ma say right now
I'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl, goin' take that bow
You lookin', boy, my lady would hate this
If she knew that I was out with her but I'm trippin' off the waitress

Woo shit! Who's this? Baby, why you do this?
I'm sittin' here with another female and it's 'posed to be exclusive
Beauty, fully loaded booty hips and thighs
I want a raspberry lemonade, baby, and whatever yo name is on the side
You speak unique, beautiful teeth I just peeped
It's makin' me weak to the point I can't even eat
Cause you give me butterflies, them butter thighs need to be publicized
A wonderful face and waist that's great and there's no mistake that I love the eyes
Never like them other guys, cause when I want it I'm on it
The way I'm watchin' you feel uncomfortable, don't it?
But I'm thinkin' you should be in movies and this you need to quit
Then suddenly under my table I got a kick

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin' at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin' off the waitress
Can't think of eatin', man, my girl will really hate this
I'm sittin' here with her but starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)
I really like the way you (work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin' on

Take my order anytime, I come here many times
A week so she can give me mine, baby girl is plenty fine
Business meeting, capital grin, was sippin' when she caught my eye
When she came over to us I said, "Can I get yo number on the fly?"
Smell like no other, look like she strip undercover
Wish I could follow her home and just say thank you to her mother
Another interested brother who'd love to become your lover
Burn rubber to the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug ya
Outta here but I'm not gonna leave this place without gettin' in yo face
I'm not a disgrace so I gotta see how you taste
And I move at a puma's pace
So baby please if you find the time to get up out the weeds
I wanna make you my squeeze cause these other chicks you supersede
I call her waitress and homie, I call him server
The waiter's a bloody murder, I never wanna hear no murmur no further
Cause she's bliss, I'm tryin' to get in yo knicks
I want you so my order you can 86

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin' at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin' off the waitress
Can't think of eatin', man, my girl will really hate this
I'm sittin' here with her but starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)
I really like the way you (work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin' on

And don't be tippin' her below 20 percent
She need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies, then see her vent
To get money's her purpose, you don't tip, go get burgers
Believe her's is for TIPS meaning Tuition Ensuring Prompt Service
I'm nervous cause I'm gawkin mom's curvage
I'm beyond flirtish, us hookin up we both concert it
Where you get that smell from? She would never tell one
But she told me this, she say me she liked me cause I'm well done
Now your girl lookin' real, real stanky, ain't she?
Cause she know you lookin' at the waitress thinkin' hanky-panky
Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank me
Even though she a single parent breakin' her back but ain't so cranky
I had to make her my girl, now she goin' eat with me
Southern booty, mane, I truly never need to flee
I'm stayin' focused, the waitress got me posted
But damn, look at that booty on the hostess

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin' at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin' off the waitress
Can't think of eatin', man, my girl will really hate this
I'm sittin' here with her but starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)
I really like the way you (work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin' on

Image if this was on his cd at that one part. Piss on myself

Ues funny

Still listening in 2k17

Grace Kronenbitter same

Of course. ^S^

Yes😉

We act like we haven’t seen a waitress like this 0-o

It's Always Sunny amv

this is about a women he meet at red Robin in spokane wa thats why he hits that city every 3 months to visit her family he moved her out of spokane.

OMG this is damned adorable.

i just sang to this and i havent heard it since 6th grade

you looking booohooo hahahaha love that part ;p

Sonia Eberle you looking... boooy my lady would hate this*

killer is underrated

TriggAndSides dope fucking album for sureeeee

Bailey Payant an

Yes it is that album had me like Omg these beats

TriggAndSides my feelings exactly

TriggAndSides it's always like that. the most talented and creative artists always on the wayside......🙄🙄🙄

KC proud

but dwamn look at that booty on the hostess

I want a raspberry lemonade and baby what ever your name is on the side

I met him like a week ago when he was in Knoxville and he gave me free concert tickets 😍😍😍

jessica adams we all loathe you

So You Sucked His Dick Good Huh? Lol

jessica adams my uncle went to school with him and I met him at a party

@Conky Jesus Christ...man,i really love this guy.he's a genius.you must be really lucky if you met him.

Lyrics

Dwamn!
Hey, that's all I'ma say right now
I'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl, gon' take that bow
You lookin... boy, my lady would hate this
If she knew that I was out with her but I'm trippin off the waitress

Woo shit! Who's this? Baby, why you do this?
I'm sittin here with another female and it's 'posed to be exclusive
Beauty, fully loaded booty hips and thighs
I want a raspberry lemonade, baby, and whatever yo name is on the side
You speak unique, beautiful teeth I just peeped
It's makin me weak to the point I can't even eat
Cause you give me butterflies, them butter thighs need to be publicized
A wonderful face and waist that's great and there's no mistake that I love the eyes
Never like them other guys, cause when I want it I'm on it
The way I'm watchin you feel uncomfortable, don't it?
But I'm thinkin you should be in movies and this you need to quit
Then suddenly under my table I got a kick

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress
Can't think of eatin, man, my girl will really hate this
I'm sittin here with her but starin at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)
I really like the way you (work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin on

Take my order anytime, I come here many times
A week so she can give me mine, baby girl is plenty fine
Business meeting, capital grin, was sippin when she caught my eye
When she came over to us I said, "Can I get yo number on the fly?"
Smell like no other, look like she strip undercover
Wish I could follow her home and just say thank you to her mother
Another interested brother who'd love to become your lover
Burn rubber to the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug ya
Outta here but I'm not gonna leave this place without gettin in yo face
I'm not a disgrace so I gotta see how you taste
And I move at a puma's pace
So baby please if you find the time to get up out the weeds
I wanna make you my squeeze cause these other chicks you supercede
I call her waitress and homie, I call him server
The waiter's a bloody murder, I never wanna hear no murmur no further
Cause she's bliss, I'm tryin to get in yo knicks
I want you so my order you can 86

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress
Can't think of eatin, man, my girl will really hate this
I'm sittin here with her but starin at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)
I really like the way you (work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin on

And don't be tippin her below 20 percent
She need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies, then see her vent
To get money's her purpose, you don't tip, go get burgers
Believe her's is for TIPS meaning Tuition Ensuring Prompt Service
I'm nervous cause I'm gawkin mom's curvage
I'm beyond flirtish, us hookin up we both concert it
Where you get that smell from? She would never tell one
But she told me this, she say me she liked me cause I'm well done
Now your girl lookin real, real stanky, ain't she?
Cause she know you lookin at the waitress thinkin hanky-panky
Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank me
Even though she a single parent breakin her back but ain't so cranky
I had to make her my girl, now she gon' eat with me
Southern booty, mane, I truly never need to flee
I'm stayin focused, the waitress got me posted
But dwamn, look at that booty on the hostess...

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress
Can't think of eatin, man, my girl will really hate this
I'm sittin here with her but starin at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)
I really like the way you (work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin on

Schwa and Friends thanks

Reddit brought me here

given me butterflies with them butter thighs

Fuck the hostes I'm hittin the waitress

my ex was a sexy Lil waitress

the ass

Booiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Hank Hill at 0:08

Like 10

I kant every on hear this lmao

Then u must be looking at the wrong waitress 😛😛

Im not looking at tha waitress no more. She gave me herpes

😂😂😂😂😂

Ginger Yale rip

Stíll one of Tech's bed albums

some gewd shit

I was just at a restaurant and there was a really hot waitress and it reminded me of this. I rarely listen to this song but it's still so good.

Whenever I hear this song I know I'm gonna think of her every time and I am prepared to do that for the rest of my life.

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Jade Kelley ¿

Ha ha that is funny

If there's one song that highlights how skilled Tech N9ne is at his craft, this is probably it. Tons of awesome quotes, great flow, etc.

STRRRAANGE!! IT GOES THE FUCK UP!! ^S^

Agreed.

This is like the only song with a twist ending

The hostess!!! Lol

@Jake Leinen love it ur right

No its t9x

DWWWWHHHHAAAAMMMM! THIS song goes HARD
You can not love tech n9ne. #1 FAN <3

I can't love tech 9? D:

My lady would hate this, if she knew i was ignoring her to listen to The Waitress.

DWWHHHAAAMMMM! and then "Whoa, did you see the buns on the hostess?!"

0:10 Boi!!!!

you give me butterflys them butter thighs!!!

Pshh, diz iz da shiz!

killer!