Tankard - Ugly, Fat And Still Alive Lyrics




Early in the eighties
The brealdancers very strong
But we destroyed their discos
The day and all night long

Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholic

Zombies attacked us from behind
But we survived the Berlin nights

Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash till death
Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' till our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive

And then we joined the beer-wars
Invasion chemical
We puked into the tour bus
The morning after smell

Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholic

There knocked an alien at my door
"Meaning of life?" it asked me for

Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash till death
Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' till our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive

We won't be stone cold sober
Like our two-faced manager
We do the tankard club tour
No groupies there at all

Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholic

We still destroy all discos
The kings of beer are back, let's go

Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash till death
Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' till our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive





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  1. Russell Pope

    This is a fun thrash jam, that describes old school metal drunks like myself.

  2. Neo Savage

    Early in the eighties
    The brealdancers very strong
    But we destroyed their discos
    The day and all night long

    Our loudness was incredible
    Our metal alcoholical

    Zombies attacked us from behind
    But we survived the Berlin nights

    Ugly, fat and alive
    Twenty years of thrash 'til death
    Ugly, fat and alive
    Bangin' 'til our final breath
    Ugly, fat and alive
    Always held the bottles high
    Ugly, fat and alive

    And then we joined the beer-wars
    Invasion chemical
    We puked into the tour bus
    The morning after smell

    Our loudness was incredible
    Our metal alcoholical

    There knocked an alien at my door
    "Meaning of life?" it asked me for

    Ugly, fat and alive
    Twenty years of thrash 'til death
    Ugly, fat and alive
    Bangin' 'til our final breath
    Ugly, fat and alive
    Always held the bottles high
    Ugly,…

  3. Mihir

    They wrote a song about me

  4. Phenie Fire

    This is pretty good