Tankard - R.T.V. Lyrics
Nine o'clock on channel six
Get the beer and get the chips
Death is live upon the screen
It's reality TV!
All the details - we'll be back right after this
Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews
Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood
On patrol with cameras
Gonna make some victims stars
Help that man, but shoot him first
Moving pictures full of pain
Voyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brain
Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head
Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood
Should there be a day of peace
We've our something up to sleeves
Our "assistant" will commit
Any shit to land a hit
Want to be on live TV?
Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see
Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Tankard - Hyperthermia
- Tankard - We Still Drink The Old Ways
- Tankard - Ice-olation
- Tankard - Beyond The Pubyard
- Tankard - Fistful Of Love
- Tankard - Alien Revenge
- Tankard - Dead Men Drinking
- Tankard - Endless Pleasure
- Tankard - The Horde
- Tankard - Die With A Beer In Your Hand
- Tankard - Forsaken World
- Tankard - Rockstars No. 1
- Tankard - Stay Thirsty!
- Tankard - Deposit Pirates
- Tankard - Octane Warriors
- Tankard - Shaken Not Stirred
- Tankard - Dirty Digger
- Tankard - Metaltometal
Rand Lyrics
- Conway Twitty - There Is Something On Your Mind
- Conway Twitty - Mr. Jones
- Conway Twitty - Little Piece Of My Heart
- Conway Twitty - Comfy 'N Cozy
- Conway Twitty - I Hope, I Think, I Wish
- Conway Twitty - Pick-Up
- Conway Twitty - Got My Mojo Working
- Conway Twitty - Ribbon Of Darkness
- Conway Twitty - Green, Green Grass Of Home
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