Tankard - Fooled By Your Guts Lyrics






I know a tale that very surely must be told
Hard to believe, but certainly as true as gold
It's an enigma, an exception in mankind
Hark to my words and let the story twist your mind

There was a man who lived in the U.S.
Quite average he was, I must confess
Quite decent, fair and settled as they say
And here the story takes its course

Fooled by your guts
They're brewing alcohol
Fooled like a klutz
Fooled by your own brewing guts
Belly-brewed beer
Who ever heard of that?
Belly of fear
Fear of your own belly-beer

They found him drunk with 3,70 per mill
"I do not drink!" he swore to heaven and to hell
No one believed him until finally one day
Special doctor luckily would meet his way

They locked him in a secret hideaway
And nourished him on diet every day
Whenever he ate any kind of carbs
The story sadly took its course

Fooled by your guts
They're brewing alcohol
Fooled like a klutz
Fooled by your own brewing guts
Belly-brewed beer
Who ever heard of that?
Belly of fear
Fear of your own belly-beer

They found saccharomyces cerevisiae
Within his guts one liberating day
A fungus turning starch to alcohol
Where can I get that one?

Fooled by your guts
They're brewing alcohol
Fooled like a klutz
Fooled by your own brewing guts
Belly-brewed beer
Who ever heard of that?
Belly of fear
Fear of your own belly-beer
Fooled by your guts





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  1. R.... ....

    Surprisingly dark video in its last 30 seconds x3

  2. J.... 4....

    Alcool isn't good for healt BUT NOT WHEN YOU LISTEN METAL

  3. S.... 1....

    Love this band been listening to them since 87 have all there old school on cassette cover and all hail metal storm reapers NY

  4. M.... C....

    Andreas "Gerre" Always with a beer haha. ImI.

  5. R.... ....

    black heart emoji

  6. R.... Y....

    Cool! Respect from Ukraine!

  7. L.... ....

    Adventure Time meets Tankard

  8. J.... Z....

    Immortal Rites intro

  9. J.... 4....

    Humm, not very profesional...

  10. R.... ....

    Caralhudo demais saporra !!!

  11. p.... p....

    good this is animated, do you imagine this in a real video? damn hahaha

  12. H.... W....

    The perfect band for my dad XD

  13. S.... A....

    jeff hanneman, anyone?

  14. C.... C....

    LOL HAVE A 🍺

  15. C.... D....

    That was fucking awsome

  16. T.... ....

    Is this song legit about Auto-Brewery Syndrome?

  17. T.... B....

    Εβραΐλα...

  18. W.... O....

    Maybe the video director, need help....a lot of...

  19. A.... A....

    am i the only person who noticed that there was 2 outlets and 1 life support plug? they didn't even need to unplug it.

  20. R.... L....

    This song is about having diarrhea.

    R.... L....

    Rachel Lewis There is actually a strange condition that makes your stomach brew it's own booze, and you are drunk after eating something from which the guts can make alcohol.

  21. x.... ....

    is this animated by the same guys as A man with a plan by Korpiklaani?

    x.... ....

    Yep. Animated by the students in the Animation course at RMIT University (current 3rd year's at the time did Fooled By Your Guts = 2014, and then the next year of 3rd years did Korpiklaani = 2015).

  22. G.... D....

    another mediocre song. 3 typical riffs one song.

  23. F.... E....

    😎💪

  24. R.... R....

    so much win

  25. B.... R....

    Awesome video! Hails to TANKARD and their "ever-lovable" gremlin mascot!

  26. �.... �....

    Весь клип пьют мочу и ныряют в калл, ну пиздец...))

  27. M.... M....

    Das is gut!!!!!

  28. N.... J....

    Hard,Fast,Simple and fucking thrash!

  29. N.... D....

    Great song and video :D

  30. G.... K....

    A Dethklok le gusta este video

    G.... K....

    No compares mierda de una caricatura con una banda alemana de Thrash Metal

    G.... K....

    665 Demon Dog exacto

  31. R.... E....

    jajaja la media caga 😂😂😅🎸🎸🎵
    brindo por eso😂😅👍🙃😏🍺🍻

  32. A.... S....

    I've loved this band since the 80. s. fuckin awesome

  33. g.... e....

    Awesome animation. Good to see the green monster from the Tankard covers...

  34. J.... t....

    this video was publicated in my birthday at 2014

    J.... t....

    exactly 2 months after my birthday.....

    J.... t....

    felices pascuas

  35. w.... ....

    2:58 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA wtf I can´t stop laughing

  36. T.... ....

    Combines two of my favourite things :D

    T.... ....

    Beer + Thrash = Tankard
    \m/ 😀 🍻

    T.... ....

    @Brenton Moffat and Cartoons :D \m/

  37. T.... D....

    is it me or does this look like labotomised Steven Universe animation lol this song is awesome

  38. L.... M....

    NA MORAL Q GRACINHA A ARTE MANKK AI QBUINTI

    L.... M....

    Hail to the cat!

  39. O.... P....

    FOOLED BY YOUR GOD \../

    O.... P....

    FOOLED BY YOUR GUT \../

  40. p.... ....

    How I went from broke to buying a Lamborghini should get this sht rammed up his ass

  41. R.... R....

    This is a song to come back ;D

  42. J.... M....

    Muy buena rola!!

  43. r.... j....

    sick riff

  44. r.... j....

    fucking sick riff

  45. r.... f....

    THRASH...!!!!!

  46. M.... M....

    The music is badass but did the mental people made that clip?

  47. B.... S....

    yeah!!!!!!!!!  lml

  48. B.... P....

    this video clips that a lot reference of gold shower

  49. D.... ....

    Epic animation

  50. r.... ....

    I  had pretty high hopes, but it was pretty much A Girl Called Cerveza pt.2.

    The production quality and the riffs in these last two albums just didn't do it for me. I wish that they would get Andy Classen to produce again. He made the six albums that he did feel really heavy and in your face. This is kinda boring. 

  51. D.... ....

    just found the band today :O wanted to have a look at what was under metal in the app store on my nokia and there they were o.o

  52. N.... ....

    why do they have blue noses 

    N.... ....

    @Litty43 How about the blue tongues?

    N.... ....

    A little word called Artistic representation

    N.... ....

    Metalhead Kangaroo But that's two words

  53. H.... L....

    very cute

  54. b.... j....

    I am quite new to Tankard first time I heard them was 2012 when I was told that they were playing House of metal 2013 
    needless to say lots of good bands, but very confused as I had never heard of tankard, I decided to have a go and listen to some of their classics songs ,
    etc and after a few tracks I was sold,
    amazing band and even more awsome live!!!

  55. D.... K....

    Tankard still thrashing as fast and heavy as every!! Great song weird video.  THRASH FOR LIFE!!!!

  56. D.... L....

    the only disapointing thing i can say about the video is that the animation looks like if it was made in 2009
    seriously , compare this to acid fuzz and your cut off , thats pretty shitty animation 

    D.... L....

    Gab Le king that's what makes this good...

  57. P.... ....

    it's actuallybetter then i expected

  58. H.... ....

    ΑΝΗΚΑΝΟΙ ΝΑ ΓΡΑΨΟΥΝ ΜΑΛΑΚΙΑ ΔΙΣΚΟ

  59. c.... d....

    ha ha fear of your belly beer ;)

  60. f.... ....

    the best Tankard video after The beauty and the beast!

  61. A.... p....

    Bad ass video

  62. M.... A....

    This is Tankard.
    This is my Tankard like I love it.
    TAAAAANNNNNKKKKAAAARRRRD!!!!!!!!!
    \m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/
    I fucking love them.
    And I really have to say.......
    THIS. IS. BY. FAR. THE. BEST. AND. MOST. AWESOME. MUSICVIDEO. I. EVER. SAW. IN. MY. FUCKING. LIFE. !!!!!!!

  63. J.... G....

    I dont unserstand the video by the song is funny and epic :v :v tankard rulez

  64. R.... R....

    freakin' awesome.

  65. A.... ....

    Tankard rules, nice video hahahaha.

  66. P.... S....

    Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool... i laughed so much, now i'm crying and i have stomach ache

  67. F.... N....

    Tankard got the idea of this video from Municipal Waste "You're cut off"

  68. L.... A....

    Fucking awesome video hahaha! 

  69. R.... ....

    Всё хорошо.

  70. C.... J....

    q video mas glorioso y q tripas para envidiar

  71. L.... Z....

    TANKARD rules!!!! True alcoholic thrash metal

  72. j.... ....

    JAJAJAJAAJAJAJ ME TOCO VER EL VIDEO DESPUÉS DE HABER FUMADO HIERBA Y ME CAGO DE LA RISAAAA LA WEAAA WENAAA

    j.... ....

    akhakjahka xD wena

    j.... ....

    que chucha wn? los qlos cagaos

    j.... ....

    @***** qlo a medio cagar

  73. I.... M....

    More Blood ?? 

  74. a.... ....

    playing the same song for 20 years

    a.... ....

    Tankard is way much better than Overkill AH! German thrash t'ill death.

    a.... ....

    if it isn't broke why fix it?

    a.... ....

    Chillhelm der Breite being rightist (more rarely - centrist) is becoming more and more mainstream, you’re not special though
    I wonder what these rightists would say if they were born in the despised/lowest part of society and literally were obliged to have a miserable life or just be burnt like Jews, for instance. And don’t say to me that it depends on personality bullshit. In right-winged society it is not.

  75. M.... H....

    Good song guys, but...another video like Municipal Waste's "You're Cut Off" and Toxic Holocaust's "Acid Fuzz" why?

    M.... H....

    because it's awesome.

    M.... H....

    Other than the fact that they're all animated videos, there's really fuck all similarity. This Tankard vid is the funniest and best animated of the 3. Hands down.

    M.... H....

    well, acid fuzz it's awesome too, and you're cutt off it's really hillarious, but you're right, this is the best of that 3 vids. (sorry for my bad english, i'm a learner)

    M.... H....

    Animation style is so different tho, plus there's less gore here then say "Acid Fuzz"

  76. M.... ....

    Fuck!!! I wanna drink some beer!! \(._.)/

  77. S.... R....

    Amazing!!! lml

  78. D.... ....

    ok instrumentals, vocals don't fit, crappy cartoon. lame.

  79. L.... ....

    it´s incredible how this dudes keep the spirit and still shred after all this what?.. 30 years? 

    L.... ....

    LifeIsGoodie
    They've been to a lot of
    open-all-nighters

  80. H.... v....

    Ihr habt ja wohl mal wieder einen Vollschaden - ick liebe es :D

  81. E.... ....

    Awesome! \m/

  82. C.... T....

    Super!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. d.... ....

    saustarkes video :D alle 3 daumen nach oben ;-p

  84. F.... J....

    What the Fuck is this shit.... (?)

  85. A.... ....

    This band is such a joke.

    A.... ....

    you mean the smallest joke

    A.... ....

    You obvioulsy know nothing about this band

  86. M.... ....

    i find some cartoons to be very creepy, this is one of them...

    M.... ....

    How is this creepy?

  87. e.... y....

    great  song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. d.... ....

    Great!!!!!!!!