Tangerine Kitty - Dumb Ways To Die Lyrics






Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder, what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

Be safe around trains... a message from Metro





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  1. I.... K....

    “I wonder what’s this red button do?”

    “Mr. President! NO!!!”

  2. F.... G....

    To sing this song after 8 years is amazing

  3. a.... c....

    This song reminds me that I ate an expired lollipop today :|

  4. �.... �....

    8 years and it’s still a bop

  5. M.... d....

    Childhood games😢

  6. J.... A....

    2020 and this still smacks

  7. Z.... ....

    This video has taught me more than my mother has

  8. �.... ....

    2020 I still here.

  9. i.... ....

    me back then: i dont like this its gross and scary!!
    me now: DUMB WAYS TO DIE-I-I

  10. A.... D....

    Stand on the edge of a train station platform
    Me:0_0
    Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
    Me:O_o
    Run across the tracks between the platforms the may not rhyme but there quite possibly
    Me:O^O

  11. N.... ....

    But we all know what the dumbest way to die is...




    Digging straight down.

    N.... ....

    Bold of you to assume I died digging straight down, try digging straight up without torches

  12. G.... D....

    SHIT THE MEMEORIES😰😰😰

  13. S.... O....

    As a kid this song used to scare me

  14. M.... T....

    Fun fact in class we were learning about safety then teacher showed me and my classmates and boy we all laughed

  15. I.... m....

    Shows how today’s retards of this generation die in these many ways.

  16. M.... �....

    My mom is like why do you guys always watch this!?
    Me:*mind woman idc*

    M.... �....

    Can i have a talk with your mother?

  17. B.... ....

    2:08 why,im dead

  18. A.... ....

    Someone please tell me how to do the one how not get your head bitten off by the bear?
    I can’t do that game

  19. T.... ....

    WHERE ARE THE LYRICS TO SING ALONG

  20. F.... a....

    i am speechless

  21. d.... ....

    I wanted always to play the cleaning machine but i die every time...

  22. W.... L....

    at least you are not anthony burch

  23. D.... F....

    My Favorite Song!

  24. L.... P....

    Anyone listening 2020 January 27?

  25. B.... o....

    It’s strange how the message was meant to be “be careful around trains” now it’s just “don’t be stupid, don’t die”

  26. y.... c....

    10 yr olds these days don't understand how legendary this is

    y.... c....

    Some kids that young can be excused, as they were probably very young if and when they found the video

  27. I.... I....

    2:37 dumbest ways to die zebra

  28. D.... i....

    It... It... Sucked stripes hiding all over the place!!!

  29. D.... i....

    Quite possibly!!!
    Darington:*screaming*

  30. D.... i....

    Suck the weird one is grey

  31. A.... a....

    I just remembered this exists

  32. T.... D....

    2012: No
    2013: No
    2014: No
    2015: No
    2016: No
    2017: No
    2018: No
    2019: No
    2020: *nOsTlGiA*

  33. �.... ....

    Jugaba este juego a los 9 :(

  34. L.... N....

    Dang it's been 7 years since I've seen and played this game 😭

  35. A.... ....

    This song actually slaps tho

  36. N.... p....

    Damn 7 years ago...

  37. t.... s....

    Oh god I missed this game so much!

  38. K.... C....

    A Walking Dead Crack compilation brought me here...

  39. A.... D....

    Ninny nuked planet earth at the top

  40. F.... B....

    I miss these times 😭

  41. R.... E....

    I was just playing the game so I pressed the song btw 2020

  42. M.... 2....

    I remember playing this years ago, just replayed it and realised they added tonnes of things

  43. B.... l....

    Always be safe

  44. Y.... T....

    I always mistaken Stumble as a girl according to the hair, but yesterday, when I went into the wiki, I now understand.

  45. H.... 2....

    I remember hearing this song in 2013

    H.... 2....

    Who liked

  46. J.... A....

    This game is really good this song makes me cry sometimes thinking about it

  47. J.... A....

    I hope they don’t take this game down

  48. D.... D....

    I'm about to get hit by the nostalgia train. I'm standing right on the track.

  49. T.... ....

    Jesus Christ 8 years already? Fucking time flies by like nothing nowadays.

  50. A.... P....

    My brother when he is 4 years old he love this song





    QWQ

  51. M.... A....

    Happy tree friends in a nutshell

  52. D.... W....

    This video was made 7 years ago, feel old yet?

  53. s.... T....

    lmao watching this now made me realize how lowkey fucked up my childhood is.

  54. L.... ....

    who's steel playing?

  55. C.... d....

    Remember this when it came out still new I want to die now

  56. H.... D....

    😂😂😂😂💯👍👍

  57. R.... g....

    Tjis song Remindes me when i was 3 years old and i Played it





    And the song is so cool when i even sing the song

  58. F.... ....

    2012 me: boner
    2020 me: *nostalgic boner*

  59. S.... A....

    I never learned to do the plane one..

    To this day i have no idea what the hell u were supposed to do on that one.

    S.... A....

    tap the screen whenever it gets below the halfway line i guess

  60. A.... ....

    Just came back to watch this I randomly started singing it in my head 😂😂

    Edit:It’s because I logged on fifa and it said warning epilepsy users danger I thought I don’t wanna die from epilepsy then started singing this loll

  61. M.... J....

    Michael

  62. J.... ....

    Kids nowadays have missed out of the amazing times with this game and song😂😢

  63. A.... G....

    really dumb

  64. J.... ....

    The Nostalgia hurts..

  65. I.... I....

    I suck the dunce sell both your kidneys on the internet

  66. I.... I....

    Nostalgia what is a dumb ways to die zebra I have clod and dunce plushie to my brother

  67. �.... !....

    100% depression lol

  68. P.... S....

    2:47 the dumbest army

  69. C.... D....

    Had this stuck in my head for some reason. Finally came to listen. Lmao I remember singing this ALL the time smh.

    *_I just realized it's been 8 years w h a t_*

    C.... D....

    S e v e n +

  70. S.... Y....

    aww this is cute

  71. A.... H....

    Why is it my recommendation after 7 years?

  72. c.... ....

    this made me tear up at 1 am because of the nostalgia, damn

  73. E.... P....

    Alguien abla espanish :v ?

  74. J.... J....

    I wish death was that satisfying

  75. T.... I....

    This was my fave song in 2019 and it's 2020 and I still love it

  76. C.... ....

    2020 anyone lmao

  77. J.... V....

    👏I👏don't👏care👏why👏you👏came👏

  78. C.... G....

    The nostalgia hit hard

  79. K.... K....

    1 time my sister was playing goat simulator and her and her other friend saw a car go a across the train tracks as the train was running 😂 this is what they did 2:25 😐

  80. P.... C....

    Ok back to the game..

  81. R.... A....

    I miss this legit song and game i will never forget this song it makes me smile i still watching it 2020

  82. H.... P....

    Anyone knose who's the singer?

  83. n.... p....

    All the characters have survived fatal death, and luckilely, they're still happy

    n.... p....

    Or DiD tHeY?

  84. �.... ....

    おーい日本人ー

  85. A.... c....

    I suddenly remembered this song, yep 2020 and I had the urge to listen to it

  86. h.... g....

    The memories

  87. J.... k....

    My ex girlfriend recommended me this game...4years passed but whenever I miss her I listen to this song...I miss her😔

  88. A.... C....

    The Alien version

  89. A.... C....

    It’s not real lol

  90. A.... C....

    There’s an Alien version lol

  91. C.... T....

    They new version sucks

  92. S.... Z....

    The crazy thing is when this came out, I wanted to try all these things.

  93. r.... n....

    We all sang the song and said “be safe around trains, a message from metro”

  94. M.... �....

    I get this song stuck in my head so much I love it 🤣❤️

  95. K.... H....

    When thwy said dumb ways to die
    I felt that....

  96. F.... B....

    Noooo i meant lol

  97. C.... a....

    Ah yes, the simpler times of YouTube

  98. A.... c....

    Who else is mad they updated the game?