Tangerine Kitty - Dumb Ways To Die Lyrics
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder, what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Be safe around trains... a message from Metro
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Tangerine Kitty Dumb Ways To Die Comments
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
“Mr. President! NO!!!”
To sing this song after 8 years is amazing
This song reminds me that I ate an expired lollipop today :|
8 years and it’s still a bop
Childhood games😢
2020 and this still smacks
This video has taught me more than my mother has
2020 I still here.
me back then: i dont like this its gross and scary!!
me now: DUMB WAYS TO DIE-I-I
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Me:0_0
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Me:O_o
Run across the tracks between the platforms the may not rhyme but there quite possibly
Me:O^O
But we all know what the dumbest way to die is...
Digging straight down.
Bold of you to assume I died digging straight down, try digging straight up without torches
SHIT THE MEMEORIES😰😰😰
As a kid this song used to scare me
Fun fact in class we were learning about safety then teacher showed me and my classmates and boy we all laughed
Shows how today’s retards of this generation die in these many ways.
My mom is like why do you guys always watch this!?
Me:*mind woman idc*
Can i have a talk with your mother?
2:08 why,im dead
Someone please tell me how to do the one how not get your head bitten off by the bear?
I can’t do that game
WHERE ARE THE LYRICS TO SING ALONG
i am speechless
I wanted always to play the cleaning machine but i die every time...
at least you are not anthony burch
My Favorite Song!
Anyone listening 2020 January 27?
It’s strange how the message was meant to be “be careful around trains” now it’s just “don’t be stupid, don’t die”
10 yr olds these days don't understand how legendary this is
Some kids that young can be excused, as they were probably very young if and when they found the video
2:37 dumbest ways to die zebra
It... It... Sucked stripes hiding all over the place!!!
Quite possibly!!!
Darington:*screaming*
Suck the weird one is grey
I just remembered this exists
2012: No
2013: No
2014: No
2015: No
2016: No
2017: No
2018: No
2019: No
2020: *nOsTlGiA*
Jugaba este juego a los 9 :(
Dang it's been 7 years since I've seen and played this game 😭
This song actually slaps tho
Damn 7 years ago...
Oh god I missed this game so much!
A Walking Dead Crack compilation brought me here...
Ninny nuked planet earth at the top
I miss these times 😭
I was just playing the game so I pressed the song btw 2020
I remember playing this years ago, just replayed it and realised they added tonnes of things
Always be safe
I always mistaken Stumble as a girl according to the hair, but yesterday, when I went into the wiki, I now understand.
I remember hearing this song in 2013
Who liked
This game is really good this song makes me cry sometimes thinking about it
I hope they don’t take this game down
I'm about to get hit by the nostalgia train. I'm standing right on the track.
Jesus Christ 8 years already? Fucking time flies by like nothing nowadays.
My brother when he is 4 years old he love this song
QWQ
Happy tree friends in a nutshell
This video was made 7 years ago, feel old yet?
lmao watching this now made me realize how lowkey fucked up my childhood is.
who's steel playing?
Remember this when it came out still new I want to die now
😂😂😂😂💯👍👍
Tjis song Remindes me when i was 3 years old and i Played it
And the song is so cool when i even sing the song
2012 me: boner
2020 me: *nostalgic boner*
I never learned to do the plane one..
To this day i have no idea what the hell u were supposed to do on that one.
tap the screen whenever it gets below the halfway line i guess
Just came back to watch this I randomly started singing it in my head 😂😂
Edit:It’s because I logged on fifa and it said warning epilepsy users danger I thought I don’t wanna die from epilepsy then started singing this loll
Michael
Kids nowadays have missed out of the amazing times with this game and song😂😢
really dumb
The Nostalgia hurts..
I suck the dunce sell both your kidneys on the internet
Nostalgia what is a dumb ways to die zebra I have clod and dunce plushie to my brother
100% depression lol
2:47 the dumbest army
Had this stuck in my head for some reason. Finally came to listen. Lmao I remember singing this ALL the time smh.
*_I just realized it's been 8 years w h a t_*
S e v e n +
aww this is cute
Why is it my recommendation after 7 years?
this made me tear up at 1 am because of the nostalgia, damn
Alguien abla espanish :v ?
I wish death was that satisfying
This was my fave song in 2019 and it's 2020 and I still love it
2020 anyone lmao
👏I👏don't👏care👏why👏you👏came👏
The nostalgia hit hard
1 time my sister was playing goat simulator and her and her other friend saw a car go a across the train tracks as the train was running 😂 this is what they did 2:25 😐
Ok back to the game..
I miss this legit song and game i will never forget this song it makes me smile i still watching it 2020
Anyone knose who's the singer?
All the characters have survived fatal death, and luckilely, they're still happy
Or DiD tHeY?
おーい日本人ー
I suddenly remembered this song, yep 2020 and I had the urge to listen to it
The memories
My ex girlfriend recommended me this game...4years passed but whenever I miss her I listen to this song...I miss her😔
The Alien version
It’s not real lol
There’s an Alien version lol
They new version sucks
The crazy thing is when this came out, I wanted to try all these things.
We all sang the song and said “be safe around trains, a message from metro”
I get this song stuck in my head so much I love it 🤣❤️
When thwy said dumb ways to die
I felt that....
Noooo i meant lol
Ah yes, the simpler times of YouTube
Who else is mad they updated the game?