Superwoman - A Diss Track Against Myself (Roast Yourself Challenge) Lyrics
Wuddup everyone, its your girl superwoman
In the kitchen, a plate of roasted Lillies what I'm cooking
I'm a loud brown girl who's pretty ratchet looking
If it wasn't for diversity, I wouldn't get no bookings
And I'm never looking sexy so my videos never trend
And when I wipe my beard off, there's always still a strip
Nah, that ain't no make up, I need to wax my upper lip
I shave in the morning, by lunch it grows back
Jump cuts in my edits, make up for what I lack
And I say that I'm a rapper but I only have two tracks
And my hair is so long it gets stuck in my butt crack
I'm always saying 'eff' cause I'm so scared of cursing
All these dating topics are just a big diversion
So you don't notice I'm a big old virgin
You can find my face on billboards and taxi cabs
But I'm only getting views cause YouTube runs my ads
And I hate Air Canada I complain like a child
But I still fly with them because I'm getting air miles
My toes are never done, so I can never wear sandals
And I wear boys jeans just to hide my love handles
In fact, I'm kind of a dude, and so understand
When people say, "yo are you that boy, Superman?!"
And I walk into auditions, get rejected every time
Unless they need some promo, then it's my time to shine
Cause then I get a cameo where I have one line
And I'm on screen for less time than when I'm in a vine
And I am so single cause I'm always scaring guys
And my boobs are always sagging, cause I don't know my bra size
I'm really really awkward if I ever try to be girly
Forever alone, even this beat left me early
[Sighs]
Shemurr!
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Superwoman A Diss Track Against Myself (Roast Yourself Challenge) Comments
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Shut your words oh I Everybody else said that so I might say it again
2020 anyone
Your great you didn't have to roast yourself, but that is a sick Beat!
i feel like watching this could help her improve her talk show.
Wait I haven’t thought about this in years why do I lowkey know it still
I wanted to watch this, but I didn't want to give her a view, but I did. Me proud of me Diesel Patches...😔
Wait.. did she use the same "jokes" on her show?
How tf did I used to find this funny?
still brilliant years later
why did I just find this?
I clicked the like on this video 100 times. 😊
Still cute.
2019 november?
Nah sunny malton one was better😉
I remember these omg
Oh my God anyone 2019........................?
ayo wtf it’s 2019 and this roast stay lit
ayo wtf it’s 2019 and this roast stay lit
ugh YouTube glitches tho.
y was this fire
2019 anyone lying on your bed
Yo is that boy superman😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who in 2019 watching this back because it is a lit video 🤨
Is just me or does the music not the son but the music sounds like Georgia productions diss track
I don’t know how but I remembered all of the lyrics... this was 3 years ago.. was I addicted?
What's the soundtrack name
2019 anyone 🥺💕🌚
God I still love this👍🏼
Anyone in sep 2019
This video should be a lot longer.
“..... and my boobs are always sagging cos I don’t know my bra size” 🤣🤣 same Lilly same 🤣🤣
Why am I just seeing this now?? 😄
Dissing herself is not new to her ...... 🤣😂
All the dislikes are just people who dont like when she puts herself down
I’m subscribing because of this video
I love this song!
Not cause it makes fun of Lilly, but cause it's super funny!
It’s sad but so true I would rather be 80 year old me than 20 you
1.25 speed. thank me later.
I just watched this guy video and then this pops up 😂😂😂 how convenient
Whose here in 2019? Lol😂
Ryan might go on a date with me if I do it XD
I don't need a challenge for myself, I already roast myself on a daily basis
2019??? Anyone???
Her raps are always so fire
I love her hair...:)
Lilly you’re sooooo talented and the funniest youtuber!!! Also Ryan is pretty cute🤣
Yas quenn
I love Lilly so much!!!!! She is perfect
Why do i know all words to this
1:03 actually I prefer it when you play all ur character by yourself cus it's way funnier XD
Love you no matter how many flaws!!
I know this whole thing ,2019
that was lit😂😂😙😍
It’s 2019 and while I am in class I be singing this rap all the time
I miss THIS superwoman
2:15 to 2:18 she steal a Nicki Minaj lyrics 😂😂😂
i loved this one !!!
Mad skills, lilleee!
Any one 2019
Does this count as work out?😂😂😂😂
Did she you permanent marker for that moustache... ?
Ok I’ll roast myself
*looks in a mirror*
I know i'm late but...I SHIP LILLY AND RYAN , they're a cute couple :))
She’s such a good rapper too though this was so good to watch aaah
2019 and still here
No one:
superwoman: roasting herself
My mum tells me off for saying EFF. Says it isn't the word it's the meaning. I don't agree.
It really takes some guts to roast yourself...!!!😉
I was thinking of how I would roast Lilly and these were my thoughts
“Well she does charity works and is very grateful”
“She puts faith in other people and supports women and girls of all ages and sizes”
“She wrote a book about being a bawse”
“And she is unapologetically herself”
“Yeah dere’s nothing to roast really is there”
Lily can rap good tho
those random manjeet appearances LOL
Where was the t-shirt reference?
ok that was good
3:00omg guuuuuurl those dance moves tho
You forgot to shout out other youtubers
Sounds amazing on 1.25 speed
She is soooooo good at these rap vids
that was bootiful ♡
still....gabbie hanna did better tho
anyone 2019??? i think i’m the first 2019 one 😎😎😎
2019 anyone?
"I shave in the morning but by lunch it grows back :)"lilly singh
Lilly didn’t do it right tho
IISuperwomanII
Good Video like
2019 Anyone???
No we all love uuuu!
This still the best roast your self..
It's 2019 & I'm still waiting for Ryan's comment....
Ryan put u up to this. Just came from watching his roadt himself vid. 😁
😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 even the beat left her early
That was fire