Sublime - Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. II Lyrics
[Raleigh:] You went for line drawings and you fucked up you fuckin' idiot.
You brain-washed yourself you mother fuckin' stupid cock suckers, because
you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all
the rest are lower case in any fuckin' case. Supreme Court, you are not
the fucking Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten
repeat mother fucker. It just started backwards and you can't do a
fuckin' thing about it. The public are gonna take back every fuckin'
thing that you took away from them you mother fucker.
[Security Guard:] Raleigh.
[Raleigh:] Yes.
[Guard:] This is the deal.
[Raleigh:] Yes, what is the deal?
[Guard:] You either cool it down right now...
[Raleigh:] Or your gonna fuckin die!
[Raleigh:] Oh, your gonna put me out? Well I ain't leavin' mother
fucker. Now what are you gonna do, what are you gonna do to this little kid? Eh?
[Guard:] Your gonna go to the psyche ward.
[Raleigh:] Well good, that's where I wanna go.
[Guard:] Yea, your gonna be right there. So you better cool it down. You better cool it down right now, I don't want to hear anything else out of this room or you are gonna go to the psyche ward. This is your last opportunity.
[Raleigh:] Yea, OK, get it. Let's go.
[Guard:] Shut your fuckin' mouth.
[Raleigh:] all right .
[Guard:] And don't make anymore waves in the house. Otherwise you'r going to the psyche ward.
[Raleigh:] Well, thats exactly what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go to the psyke ward and so I'm gonna shoot my fuckin' mouth off, so get out of here. Your cutting into my commercial.
[Guard:] You understand?
[Raleigh:] I'm making a fuckin' commercial, I'm a businessman! Get out of here! Your trying to get in on this fuckin' thing, you ain't no star asshole, your just a fuckin' errand boy.
[Guard:] Your the craziest son of a bitch I ever...
[Raleigh:] Exactly...I'm an American!
[Guard:] This is the last warning Raleigh.
[Raleigh:] Good, Shut Up!
[background laughter]
[Guard:] Anymore out of you and your going to the psyche ward.
[Raleigh:] See, you lie. You don't eat your feedback.
[Guard:] You need to understand that, as long as you understand that, that's the rules Raleigh.
[Raleigh:]Whoever comes in this fuckin' room, I'm gonna fuckin' kill em! That's what I gonna do.
[Guard:] Oh are ya? I'm in your room Raleigh.
[Raleigh:] Well you've come in against...this is my room.
[Guard:] I'm in your room, I'm in you room, I'm in your room.
[Raleigh:] Back out, back out, back out. Words don't bother me man, actions do.
[Guard:] Let's do it, go for it dude.
[Raleigh:] Well if you come at me your gonna fuckin' die!
[Guard:] Go for it.
[Raleigh:] I ain't going for nothing, you fuckin' reach for me and I'm gonna take your arm off.
[Guard:] Come on. Come on! [Raleigh:] I ain't comin, you come.
[Guard:] Cool it Raleigh. You understand that? You got it? Either you cool it or your out of here, that's the only choice you have.
[Raleigh:] Try it.
[Guard:] Your gone dude.
[Raleigh:] Who's gonna enforce it? Call the cops mutherfucker! Call the cops.
[Guard:] You got witnesses right now?
[Raleigh:] No witnesses, call the fucking cops! I'll call the fuckin' cops on you, you cocksucker, right now.
[Guard:] Good.
[Raleigh:] 911 - Just like that, and you will never get out of this. [Guard:] Good. Come on.
[Raleigh:] I would like an emergency call please, there's a psychopathic
trying to kill me in my fuckin' room, now get them cops over here to
1-2-3-O-9 Ventura Street please. He is standing in my door, I told him to
get out of here, and he tells me he's gonna put me in the psycho-tank, for
making my production here. Which is a science fiction magazine! And he's
trying to scare me 'cause he thinks he's big, but he's just a big pile of
shit! 'Cause I'll splatter him all over the fuckin' wall. I hope you
record all that. That's a pre-programming for the police department! And
send 'em over here, 'cause I'm about to kill him in two seconds. Now get
'em over here as fast as you can please. I hope your recording this.
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Sublime Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. II Comments
I need to know who this guy is. Wow... I feel bad that this is entertaining at this addicts expense... But... He did it to himself... anyway this skit made me laugh so much
😂😂😂
What's the lyrics of this song?
According to the text, Raleigh's voice doubles as an orderly lol.
... 0:34 = "7" #YouAiN'tNOsTArASsHoLeYourJustAgOdDaMnErraNdBoy - 🤡
He sounds like the bitch from exersisom
You don’t eat your feedbag!
"911, just like that and you will never get out you motherfucker".
"Which is a SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE!" Throws notebook..
Shovel ur shit
Haha who else used to say "what are you gonna do to this little kid!?" to their parents?
Alex Jones 🤣🤘
Fuckin errand boy. You don't eat your feedback
"I'm an American!"
I always thought he sounded like Johnny from "Angel's with filthy souls" in home alone
Keep the change you filthy animal
And....
or you're gonna WHAT??!?
Lol...
"Call the COPS, motherfucker... CALL the cops... I'LL call the cops! ... On YOU motherfucker!"
After all these years, finally, I get the two capital H shit and it all comes together that much more. Heavens yes darling.
"You went for Liine Drawings and you fuucked uuup... you stupid fucking idioooot...
Bradley kept getting raped by some lady someone gave her the keys to his house even and she did it everyday and so he planned to overdose and cut off his dick and ate it and left a note says i was hungry and that bitch has the note maybe his dick even
He said i hope your recording this cause he was recording what he was saying before the guy came in and he calls himself a little kid cause he was a kid
Cause she was nasty is why its a joke
Theres a picture that bradley made and put this guy and this chick picture of saying their married cause bradley was gay and they did it to him and put its his wife but it was from the joke
And it was a real science fiction magazine he had proof and showed the police
But bradley put raleigh on the deed and they didnt know it
He thought that guy had a fun band related thing deal and when he became a fucking cunt he said or your going to fucking die and raleigh was bigger than him and not afraid and he was good looking he is not that guy i forgot that guys name but i told the cia his name before
That guy fucking wouldnt shut up even when he said ok he will so he took it back
And that picture is not raleigh
Raleigh is not the one who went to the mental hospital the guy who fucking comes in and bes a dick is the one
Line drawings
"Your just a fuckin errand boy....."
everyone tells me I sound like the guy theatening Raleigh
Back out
I picture a mental hospital somewhere in Long Beach and Brad as he did would go around town with a recorder to ad to his music...........I'm probably right
Anyone know what happened to Raleigh ?
Has to be dead, is my guess.
died himself orange, became president. you havent been studying your holly-homework have you?
The people and Boston White are commercially successful in the battle for personal freedom
The people and Boston White are commercially successful in the battle for personal freedom
For the next ten thousand year's you will shovel your shit, and eat it
He thinks he's big..... But he's just a big pile-ah-shit cuz I'll splatter'em all over the fucking walls.
keep it 100
zacriah stichin.,the lost realm s./east hesmisphire for search of foundation of youth
Officer: "You're a crazy son of a bitch" Raleigh: "Exactly! I'm an American!!" LOL
I think Raleigh was actually highly intelligent till he went sideways...
He probably is some crackhead? You're obviously a dumbass... How dare you talk about Raleigh like that.
Did anyone else think that Raleigh Theodore Sakers was the actor Fredrick Forrest?
I'm an American!
I totally have a raging clue right now!
xD haha One of my favorite South Park characters...
**Lets out orgasmic gasp**
"Ohh, I have such raging clue right neowwww!
"**My** clue is so big, I just shot Clue-goo all over Joe..."
x-D Sooo fuckin funny...
the hardly boy! 2 young whipper snappers with a penchant for solving mysteries.
"... In... The Mystery of the Urinal Poo." xD
(Something like that, anyway)
Steven wroczynski....Glenn wroczynski here.you are a genius!
I'm in your room!
Back out!
I'm in your room, Raleigh!
@tyson66331 back out
"im an american!" this is the last warning "Good! shut up!"
9 1 1 just like that
I just tripeed so fugcking hard
He's a schizo
Thank you, doctor
Yeah! Fuck you Supreme Court you fuckin idiots!!!
I would like to commit an emergency call please. Theres a phycopatic trying to kill me in my fuckin room.
"you either cool it down,right now,o--" "Or you're gonna fuckin' die!" :)
best stuff sublime ever put out
AGREED!!
Robbin' the Hood maybe, but I feel like you're saying Sublime sucks--which they don't, but RtH and RTS are both the shit. I remember the first time I played this for friends, my homie Tim shot Mr. Pibb out of his nose into the pot in the bowl, and I think my then GF peed her pants a little bit (but in their defense, we were baked AND it IS hilarious...) RIP to Raleigh, Brad, and Louie Dog
That's TWO CAPITAL H's there
while the rest are lower case
in any fuckin' case
supreme court, you are not the supreme court of anything... EXCEPT HELL (yeah... I fell into the trap of quoting the lines now too... merde!)
if this didn't happen in 1993 raleigh would have had his own reality show
back out!
is raleigh the guy on the cd-cover or that old guy?
Hes the one on the CD cover.
It is not
<3 raleigh
makin' waves!
no witnesses, call the fuckin' cops !!
or your gonna fucking die!!
"Raleigh"
"Yes?"-Raleigh
"This is the deal."
"Yes, what is the deal?" -Raleigh
"You either cool it down right now"
"Or your going to fucking die!" -Raleigh
"..Or you're outa here."
LOL!
'Yes....... What IS the deal"
"You kickin **me** out?! Well, I ain't **leaving** motherfucker...!"
xD
Someone needs to make a wiki for him. Seriously.
So you can brainwash yourself you mfer!
Sheer brilliance!
What a great sample!!!
i think he said refeed
I tried looking him up on Wikipedia and there's nothing. At all.
They backed out
this is your last opportunity "good! SHUT UP!!" *random guy laughs* anymore outta you-yeah! you're goin' to the psych ward! "see you LIE! you don't eat your feedback!"
Pure genius.
Good times, indeed.
Same thing here ! except when this part came on i spit my beer out cause i was laughing so hard.
ive heard some people that sound that sound just like this in psyche ward
this one is so fucking funny haha
Raleigh disliked this.
the part where he starts fuckin with Raleigh always gets me "C'mon! C'mon! C'mon you little fuckin wimp!"
He called him a wimp...never underestimate the power of a jonsing tweaker...
He was not a jonesing tweaker... All these young kids on here who are clueless... Look him up..
@helleuw back out
you're gonna eat your own feedback.
JKDMan2000 *feedBAG!!
@Dirk Diggler you went to the spelling bee but you fucked up didn't you? You stupid cocsucker you never studied your holy homework.
I remember a friend and I bought this cd in 96 after we heard Brad had died. We put it in and had a few beers and smoked some ganja. Our lives were changed after hearing Raleigh Theodore Sakers.
You were late as fuck
Oh pschaw, finding a cd three years late in the 90s was commonplace. When was the last time you heard, for example, Smash by The Offspring?
Ganja really? Kinda lame
Or you're gonna fuckin die.
he's a genius
He essentially called the cops on himself simply to show he will live up to his word. Amazing.
I'de like for you to report all of that, LOL
He is mentally ill BUT this album was recorded in a crackhouse, don't forget that
He sounds like Stewie when he says those first words lol
so i dont know who this guy REALLY is can someone tell me about him?! lol
@md9751 ditto lol
i was 13 the first time i heard this im 24 now n seeng this video takes me back
I was about 15 first time heard this 36 now still love sublime
Always loved this, sounded like a combo of Dr Gene an Charlie Manson... funny stuff. Call the cops!
is this really happening?
who is is this raleigh guy?
@Los90 Yeah, exactly I'm a fuckin' american!
you're the craziest son of a bitch I ever met
@Boshunz
I'm in your room, fuckhead
Supreme court you are NOT the fuckin' supreme court of anything! except hELL!
I'm in your roooom.
Back OUUT!
Im in your rooooom.
BAck OUut!
Im in your rooom
... Words dont bother me man.
hahahahaha classic
"You think you're big, But you're just a big pile of shit cause I'll splatter you all over the fucking wall." --Best line ever!!
i hope you're recording this!!!! hahahaahahaha! RIP Raliegh!!!
i'd like to make an emergency call please...there's a psychopath trying to kill me...