Straight No Chaser - Who Spiked The Eggnogg? Lyrics






It was Christmas Eve
My friends were all in town
We were singing Christmas carols
As the snow was falling down

And I don't know for certain
How it happened, or who's to blame.
But someone at that party
Ought to be ashamed.

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit's here.
Who, who brought the booze?
To the Christmas party this year.
(Who spiked the eggnog!)
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
It smells like rum in here.
Who, who snuck it in?
We're gonna feel it tomorrow I fear.

The first round went down easy,
The second, one nice and smooth.
By the third my head was spinning around.
And that's when I got the clue

To tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
Come on and show your face.
Who, who brought the sauce?
Look out, I'm on the case!

(Hey! Was it Randy?)
With a flask of brandy?
(DR?)
He was by the bar!
(What about Rome?)
He was all alone!

Hey I saw Dan,
With a bottle in his hand!

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
They've all got guilty eyes.
Who, who's got the grog?
It's gotta be one of these guys!
(We like the eggnog!)
(More eggnog!)

Chuck and Seggie were sneaking around,
Mike looked guilty to me.
Tyler's curled up on the couch
Might have been Walt,
Could have been Walt,
Probably was Walt,
Must have been Walt.

Hey! Don't look at me!
I just got here!

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit is here.
Who, who's been hiding the hooch?
At the Christmas party this year.
(We love the eggnog!)

Tell me who spiked the eggnog?
Tell me, tell me who could it be?
Hey, it's pretty good stuff!
Who knows it could have been me!
You?
Yea!





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  1. G.... B....

    Funny song love it

  2. A.... ....

    And one week from Christmas 2019, this song is just as awesome as it was ten years ago!! Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!! xxooxxoo

  3. P.... S....

    Now I finally understand how "Granny got run over by a reindeer". It happened because someone spiked the eggnog. Santa probably didn't even know he was D.W.I.

  4. F.... F....

    Anyone else back in 2019?

  5. I.... L....

    This has got to be the most accurate music video in regard to how uncomfortable the women look.

  6. Q.... ....

    My favorite Christmas song since I was like 7

  7. S.... T....

    nop not this song i want to find.

  8. M.... H....

    wouldn't you suspect the guy singing abput spiking the eggnog

  9. S.... F....

    SO ME!!

  10. C.... K....

    SNC's take on Murder On The Orient Express?

  11. L.... F....

    This is the one song that can single-handedly put me in Christmas Spirit!! XD I LOVE IT!!!

  12. A.... H....

    It was me I did it

    A.... H....

    hahahah rebel

  13. W.... P....

    Oh, it expired in 1982

  14. L.... ....

    Can someone explain the "it expired in 1982" joke?

    L.... ....

    Nope sorry

    L.... ....

    jacksfilms

    L.... ....

    Johnsfilms

    L.... ....

    I know I'm slightly late but Jacksfilms made an animated sketch about it in Royalty Free Christmas Songs 4

    L.... ....

    Lazurite I'm not certain but I'm guessing Its to do with when your parents get given bottles of alcohol for Christmas mostly shite stuff n these bottles just stay in a cupboard for years unused n only get bought out when distant family or people you all don't like much come round only at Christmas time, no other time of year, n that is the time when you bring out n open the horrible alcohol that been in cupboard for years.

  15. M.... ....

    New favourite Christmas song

  16. C.... ....

    Oh, it expired in 1982. So that's why it tastes so funny! AHAHAHA!

  17. S.... M....

    Who else thinks of cpau when hearing this?

  18. D.... ....

    it expired in 1982

  19. B.... ....

    Maybe it expired in 1982?

    B.... ....

    Okay, what is this reference I'm not getting?

  20. Z.... ....

    WHO SPIKED THE EGGNOG, WHO SPIKED THE EGGNOG, WHO SPIKED THE EGGNOG, MAYBE IT WAS YOU. WHO SPIKED THE EGGNOG, WHO SPIKED THE EGGNOG, OH IT EXPIRED IN 1982! HAH THAT'S WHY IT TASTES SO FUNNY!

  21. A.... ....

    Nobody spiked the eggnog. It actually expired in 1982.

    A.... ....

    Who spiked the eggnog?
    Who spiked the eggnog?
    Who spiked the eggnog?
    Maybe it was you!

    A.... ....

    So that's why it tastes so funny. Haha!

  22. T.... R....

    These guys are great!

  23. L.... S....

    Notice how the date on the camera was the day after this was uploaded

    L.... S....

    actually was 21 days after it was posted 😂

  24. A.... D....

    Dude these guys are hillarious

  25. S.... L....

    who did it

  26. C.... K....

    Can anyone tell me anymore songs like this? Not Christmas songs, but jazzy ones.

    C.... K....

    I suggest "crabbuckit" by The Good Lovelies, "End titles" from the Pink Panther, about half of everything put out by PostModern Jukebox, The Swing Republic cover of "Crazy in Love," and maybe some Puppini Sisters. Nikki Yanofski does some good covers of jazz standards.

    C.... K....

    Thanks. I'll be sure to look those up.

  27. A.... M....

    okay okay, I did it!!! I spiked the eggnog!!!

    A.... M....

    Amanda Martin plot twist, I did it, and I'm 14 years old.

  28. J.... G....

    i love it, randy just dumps the whole bottle in

  29. C.... Y....

    Dave's face at 1:54 hahahalol

    C.... Y....

    hahahahahso funny:/

  30. K.... ....

    Straight no chased is the best

  31. C.... Y....

    I love how Tyler just drops it in, gets rid of the evidence

  32. s.... ....

    CQ I WON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING

    s.... ....

    psh yeah it's obvious...

  33. E.... ....

    WRONG!!!
    Underswap Sans spiked the eggnog

    E.... ....

    is this where she got the inspiration from?XD OMG

    E.... ....

    I get this reference and
    I'm not sure if I'm proud of myself or not XD

  34. J.... R....

    ju , ju espaic de egnoc

  35. K.... C....

    Jared did.

  36. W.... f....

    love the beat

  37. M.... C....

    My favorite Spiked the other eggnog

  38. -.... J....

    d Did these guys write this!!!!

  39. K.... W....

    So, basically, EVERYONE spiked the eggnog! Ugh, that's gotta one strong drink.

    K.... W....

    The camera shows that it was..... (who is he again?)

  40. J.... H....

    I am surprised that the sheer amount of alcohol in that eggnog did not cause it to instantly combust... 

  41. M.... R....

    I have a great egg nog recipe from scratch.

  42. D.... S....

    Someone always does.  shhhhhhh.........................

  43. E.... J....

    The only thing wrong with this song is that IT'S TOO SHORT

  44. t.... l....

    love this

  45. y.... ....

    Biggest plot twist ever. Great song and video.

    y.... ....

    Such good plot twist it was everyone except wall who just got there

  46. W.... M....

    3 days ago the audio and the video were still overlapped. Now they have fixed that gap. Gonna watch this more times.

  47. D.... ....

    Thank you so much to whoever re-synched this video - NOW I can send it to all my friends for Christmas (festive) instead of Halloween (strangely unsettling)!
    ADORED you guys in Gainesville, FL last year!!!
    :)
    H

  48. a.... ....

    Does the singer in this song (I don't know his name -sorry:() still sing with the band (on the present international tour) ? 

    a.... ....

    Ryan Ahlwardt sings lead on this song.  Unfortunately he left the group after their 2012 fall tour.  He's still making music, though.

    a.... ....

    Ryan left the band

    a.... ....

    +flare213mutt too bad...

    a.... ....

    alwyn73 Hi! (Four years later) Sincerely, The Singer In This Song

  49. C.... ....

    I do not understand how this video does not have more views... what is wrong with this world?

    C.... ....

    Why would they?  Who is this "world" you look for? Nothing exciting.  4 guys singing it would be amazing..

    C.... ....

    +CowmasterStudios so share the shit out of it ;)

    C.... ....

    It’s because they spiked the eggnog

    C.... ....

    for me its jacksfilms lol

  50. y.... ....

    gosh they sound soooo good! 

  51. P.... B....

    YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOO AMAZING!!!! I love all of your work! I am definitely am an acapella goo roo!!!! You guys are my favorite and put a smile on my face every time I listen to your songs. I introduced my chorus teacher to you guys today at my Xmas party!

  52. M.... ....

    super cute - but out of synch and quite oddly so. 

  53. J.... L....

    GRRRRRRR IT OUT OF SNYC !! SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIX IT! 

  54. J.... N....

    it's out of sync :(

  55. J.... S....

    I spiked it

    Watch the 12 days of christmas

    J.... S....

    Jonathan Shipp absolute fav.

  56. J.... W....

    This is amazing

  57. A.... R....

    The audio is out of sync with the video this is making me extremely uncomfortable

    A.... R....

    @XRockXandXRoll7654 I like it.

    A.... R....

    I don't see it

    A.... R....

    Have another egg nog. It'll either resync or you won't care. :)

    A.... R....

    Oh, well. Keep it to yourself! they worked hard on this!

    A.... R....

    u make me uncomfy

  58. A.... S....

    lol july almost august

  59. b.... s....

    i love that part that the guy brought the bottle out of the bowl and didnt want to have any more eggnog . ( not that there was any left from everyone putting rum and stuff in there.)

  60. b.... s....

    i dont think you should after that one guy pulled up the bottle i would be with him i dont want a hangover from that stuff did you see how thick it was in the bening and how thin it was by the end? that became 90% alcokhal

  61. S.... ....

    Thumbs up if your listening to this in June!

  62. a.... ....

    Thumbs up if your listening to this in May!

  63. s.... ....

    I have reviewed the evidence. After taking statements from several intoxicated guests and reviewing suspicious video footage, I charge that all of them are guilty of spiking the eggnog. The only question left to ask is.....can I have some eggnog???

  64. J.... ....

    april here :)

  65. Z.... ....

    All year round bro :)

  66. c.... ....

    How about March!

  67. J.... S....

    Walt is my dads name!!!!!!!

  68. g.... ....

    Who spiked the eggnog?

    Everyone, clearly.

  69. T.... A....

    It's well after Christmas, and this is the song that I've still got rattling around in my head. :)

  70. I.... S....

    I hate how I can't watch this on my phone...

    I.... S....

    i hate how i cant watch you on my phone

  71. s.... ....

    "Who knows? It coulda been me!"

    "YOU?!? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." (the spiker gets busted) :P

  72. s.... ....

    He said "rum". And a strong smell too.

  73. A.... ....

    He... he said 'rum.' "It smells like rum in here."

    A.... ....

    yeah that's a word for liquor

  74. R.... S....

    It was all of them XD

  75. B.... L....

    Poor Jew takes all the heat.

  76. B.... S....

    awesome Christmas song

  77. B.... d....

    One of the guys said that the eggnog smelled like ramen. I love Ramen!

  78. C.... ....

    this video was posted 12/3/09....and the camera date says 12/24/09....ITS DA FUTURE!!!!

  79. J.... G....

    I bet that Christmas Eve wasn't dull.

  80. M.... ....

    Might've been Walt,
    Could've been Walt,
    Probably was Walt,
    Must've been Walt...
    "Hey, don't look at me, I just got here!"

    M.... ....

    might've been merrynda7, do not judge others

  81. h.... ....

    "Tyler's curled up on the couch."
    The girl gave him the best look

  82. D.... S....

    I bet you they were all saying "Hey guys when Wall comes lets all blame him. okay?"

  83. L.... F....

    I am drinking Egg Nog right now!!!

  84. t.... b....

    i like who spiked the eggnog was it randy

  85. D.... L....

    And 6 more drank the spiked eggnog :P

  86. S.... ....

    hahaha, this song's sweet!

  87. t.... b....

    i love the snc crismas songs

  88. K.... J....

    internet explorer commercial with alex clare's "too close" playing in the background!!

  89. H.... Z....

    this song makes me laugh every time i watch it

  90. K.... V....

    i wasn't i was just saying other people can sing and have perfect pitch and don't brag. Not saying you pointing out the chord was conceited. What you said after that about perfect pitch

  91. K.... ....

    Erm, thats not conceited. Thats a good explaination of a D9. no need to be a bitch about it.

  92. J.... M....

    They should do "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5

  93. K.... V....

    The guy you're talking about is Mike and yes is very attractive!

  94. K.... V....

    I break #1 everyday, Same with #3.

  95. K.... V....

    I love you! Now I'm not the only one who thinks that!

  96. K.... V....

    I understand you're musically talented but no need to rub it in peoples faces. Other people have skill too, and you don't see them bragging! Conceited much!

  97. K.... V....

    not really

  98. K.... V....

    The guy singing is Ryan Ahlwardt (or Green)