Stormzy - Vossi Bop Lyrics






Merky

Like, my brothas don't dab, we just vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial, just to top it off, ay
My brothas don't dab, we just vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial, just to top it off, ay

You ain't got a clue, let's be honest
I had a couple seeds and made a forest
I put in the work and take the profit
Lookin' at my girl like "What a goddess!" (Thank God)
Rule number two, don't make the promise
If you can't keep the deal, then just be honest (Just be honest)
I can never die, I'm Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)
Fuck the government and fuck Boris, yeah
I'm a villain, kill 'em when I'm bar'in
Brothers in the hood, just like the movie that I star in
Servicin' my whip, I phone the boss to bring my car in
I could probably take your chick
But I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin'
Oh, I got the sauce (Sauce)
Don't know what you thought
Catch me up in snowin, in my sliders and my shorts
Chicks tryna get my brotha Flips to share his thoughts
I think he's tryna tell me I should tell her he don't talk
I don't fuck with her
Yeah, I used to hit it but you're stuck with her
Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her
Gyals say I'm boujee (Word)
Way too exclusive (Word)
Chillin' in Dubai, know I get it all inclusive (Word)
Now may I ask if you can find it in your spirit
To leave us all alone and go and mind your fuckin' business
Lookin' in the mirror, sayin' "Mickey, you're the illest"
Man, I'm James Bond, tryna live my movie like I'm Idris
What we tellin' 'em

Look, my brothas don't dab, we just vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial, just to top it off, ay
My brothas don't dab, we just vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial, just to top it off, ay

My brothas don't dab, we just vossi bop
So much vossi, I might open up a vossi shop
Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep
All this flyin' overseas always fuckin' up my body clock
And all this stress has got me rackin' up my brain
So tell these likkle fishes back up off my name
I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain
'Cause the rules are kinda different when you're baddin' up the game (Straight)
Baddin' up the game, bad it up again
Had 'em up before, I'll have 'em up again
Fake brothas, man, your mandem all pretend
Pussy by himself, he's badda with his friends
Aw, you man are so insecure, man it's a joke
I need a Ballon D'Or cos I'm the G.O.A.T
If you believe in your source, then raise a toast
These are some genius thoughts, so make the most
Told her, save me some
I need all the homage, could you pay me some?
Man are dropping bangers on your baby mums
Girls say I'm rude, they wanna see me nude
My name's Stiff Chocolate, I got nothin' left to prove
I've got holes in my lapel, rubbin' shoulders with your girl
Which one of ... said that I would go to jail?
Well, I guess you'll have to hold a 'L'
Tell 'em this is London City, we the hottest in the world
Well, we tellin' 'em

Look, my brothas don't dab, we just vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial, just to top it off, ay
My brothas don't dab, we just vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial, just to top it off, ay





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  1. a.... a....

    Lol the end

  2. s.... m....

    Boris be like : my party dont die we just boris bop 😂😂

  3. K.... M....

    FUCK BORIS 🖕🏾🖕🏾

  4. C.... M....

    Big up stormzy sick of these mumble rappers in the u.s just shit lol it's so bad

  5. A.... R....

    We just Vossie bob

  6. S.... N....

    that ending scared the s**t out of me

  7. M.... B....

    yo how the hell did u get London empty exept from buses and cars

  8. T.... W....

    Being insecure is not a joke it is a disability

  9. A.... ....

    2:11 - 2:22 = Best Visual Storytelling I've ever fucking seen! What the fuck!!!

  10. C.... ....

    The guy at the end 🤣🤣

  11. f.... s....

    Man has his own army

  12. C.... &....

    BAKAPRASE-ONO MOJE ....

  13. F.... C....

    Freddie from jamie johnson

  14. �.... ....

    한국인 ?

  15. L.... S....

    No little t

  16. D.... S....

    My granny just subscribed

  17. E.... T....

    Me: the first one to fall will go with me to the movies
    Everyone : 0:53

  18. h.... t....

    Why the fuck they destroy a BMW and chill at a Golf 4

  19. D.... S....

    So boring

  20. T.... A....

    Hey love stormzy love his music but hey boris works me sorry but as a single working mum not on benefits what was Corbyn doing for me? Anyway without the politics still love stormzy and his songs that do not promote gang violence 🙏

  21. I.... ....

    Here after he sang this at Harry’s concert, it’s actually pretty cool

  22. Y.... L....

    Lukaku go back to milan

  23. w.... ....

    Is it me, or are more people wearing bomber jackets now

  24. A.... �....

    https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Holy crap this is way better

  25. L.... P....

    The figure head of knife crime got be well proud...

  26. M.... G....

    Imagine how much money he would have to pay to clear the streets

  27. U.... ....

    Who’s here in 2010?

  28. M.... B....

    Love it 👌, finally no auto tune Rap,with fucking smurf voices like 95% of the German rap these days. So much better, greetings from off course Germany 😂

  29. M.... C....

    Du Du Du Du Du Du dumb as fuck

  30. R.... H....

    I want Dave and Stormzy to rap together

  31. j.... w....

    How does an s15 get placed in the same frame as a Prius?🤔

  32. K.... S....

    Fuck Borris

  33. B.... D....

    My party don't dab, we just Boris bop
    If you hear me through the wall you better call the cops
    I was scheming back bench, but I'm back on top
    And now I'll finish what I started at the bus stop

  34. E.... M....

    Can someone please tell me how to get that sick merch

  35. K.... W....

    Merky-ky-ky-ky
    Like
    My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
    I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
    Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
    Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)
    My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
    I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
    Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
    Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)
    You ain't got a clue, let's be honest
    I had a couple seeds, I made a forest
    I put in the work and take the profit
    Lookin' at my girl like "What a goddess" (thank God)
    Rule number two, don't make the promise
    If you can't keep the deal then just be honest (just be honest)
    I could never die, I'm Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)
    Fuck the government and fuck Boris (yeah)
    I'm a villain, killin' when I'm barrin'
    Brothers in the hood just like the movie that I star in
    Servicin' my whip, I phoned the boss to bring my car in
    I could probably take your chick, but I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin', oh
    I got the sauce (sauce), don't know what you thought (thoughts)
    Catch me up in the snow in my sliders and my shorts (shorts)
    Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz to share his thoughts
    I think he's tryna tell me I should tell her he don't talk
    I don't fuck with her
    Yeah, I used to hit it but you're stuck with her
    Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her
    Gyal say I'm bougie (word), way too exclusive (word)
    Chillin' in Dubai know I get it all inclusive (word)
    Now may I ask if you can find it in your spirit (yeah)
    To leave us all alone and go and mind your fuckin' business
    Lookin' in the mirror sayin', "Mikey, you're the illest" (yeah)
    When I'm James Bond, tryna live my movie like I'm Idris
    So we telling 'em look
    My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (ay)
    I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (ay)
    Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (ay)
    Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)
    My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (ay)
    I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (ay)
    Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (ay)
    Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)
    My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
    So much Vossi I might open up a Vossi shop
    Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep
    All this flyin' overseas is always fuckin' up my body clock
    And all this stress has got me wrackin' at my brain (ay ay)
    So tell these likkle fishes back up off my name (ay ay)
    I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain
    Cah the rules are kinda different when you're baddin' up the game (straight)
    Baddin' up the game, bad it up again (yeah)
    Had 'em up before, have 'em up again (yeah)
    Fake bruddas, man, your mandem will pretend (yeah)
    Pussy by himself, he's battlin' with his friends
    Aww, you man are so insecure, man, it's a joke (man, it's a joke)
    I need a Ballon D'or, 'cause I'm the GOAT (still the GOAT)
    If you believe in your source then raise a toast (raise a toast)
    These are some genius thoughts so make the most
    Told her "Save me some"
    I need all the homage, could you pay me some?
    Man a droppin' bangers on your baby mums
    Gyals say I'm rude (word), they wanna see me nude (word)
    My name stiff chocolate, I got nothing left to prove
    I got holes in my lapel, rubbin' shoulders with your girl
    Which one of - said that I would go to jail? (wah?)
    Well, I guess you have to hold a L
    Tell 'em "This is London city, we the hottest in the world"
    What we tellin' em? Look
    My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (ay)
    I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (ay)
    Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (ay)
    Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)
    My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (ay)
    I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop (ay)
    Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots (ay)
    Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (ay)

  36. p.... ....

    The epiphany of British culture

  37. C.... L....

    stormzy disses boris. DEPORTED

  38. D.... E....

    did you actualy block the bridge to make this song wow you do have money

  39. c.... ....

    Just waiting for this to be one years old

  40. m.... v....

    LONG BEACH REPRESENTING

  41. L.... Y....

    Bella Luká ti seguo da quando giocavi nell'Inter

  42. T.... F....

    This is almost as hard as the "Boris Bop" version

  43. T.... C....

    The hell has happened to music

    T.... C....

    Go back to shitty queen if you don't like it

  44. A.... R....

    Thx for people in the back translating for the deaf people

  45. f.... n....

    why do you where joging suits in every song or rap

  46. M.... ....

    O:36 that's the kid from Jaimie johnson on CBBC

  47. M.... M....

    All I can think of is the Borris Bop

  48. R.... R....

    I know some Americans like this... still think the sound from UK people trying to rap sounds terrible

  49. S.... M....

    LUKAKUUUU

  50. T.... ....

    *Stormzy is the only human being to get London empty for this video*

  51. o.... y....

    *I swear if TikTok decides to just-*








    *We’ll end his company*

  52. B.... ....

    It's a shame when a British peaple who is as high and respected more thn a footballer tries and make people political views change and race I am British and white and ginger but I don't judge race or views aslong as it doesn't stop over ppl haven there own

  53. L.... 1....

    I played this to the British electorate



    Now there is a conservative majority

  54. F.... H....

    You ain’t got clue to be honest

    F.... H....

    I had a couple of seeds and made a forest

  55. B.... J....

    Vote labour neighbour. Don't leave the house without your union jack stab vest kids. It's a jungle out there.

  56. T.... L....

    Eh eh eh OSHA DOSHA

  57. B.... M....

    Fuck the government fuck boris fuck the Tories

    B.... M....

    Fuck Stormzy
    Fuck Labour
    Fuck London

  58. m.... 6....

    love the Boris part!!!

  59. C.... B....

    Listen to what he says at 0:42 to 0:51

  60. A.... L....

    what's n.1 rule? :DDD

  61. A.... F....

    So fucking catchy.

  62. J.... ....

    you did say the fword here

  63. d.... h....

    I thought vossi bop was a shampoo

  64. N.... J....

    American rapper: let's use lambo and get some bitches in; Stormzy: toyota and bros. Love it, keep it up!

  65. K.... P....

    Dissing Boris Be like😎

  66. A.... S....

    0:50 hahaha

  67. D.... C....

    just before you go on top of the car the guy on the floor moves his arm

  68. I.... ....

    Stormzys my guy

  69. A.... S....

    A few years after in school a teacher will be analyzing this" Now let's have a listen at how music was two centuries ago . The subject of our interest - Vossi BOP- Stormzy.."

  70. B.... S....

    After watching this how could anyone think multi-cultural"ism" ("isms" are bad and should be removed from the earth permanently) is bad?
    (Extreme sarcasm)

  71. X.... :....

    Did anyone go to any of the concerts?
    I DID!

  72. V.... H....

    This video is amazing!! 🔥🙏🏽

  73. E.... ....

    when you're with bae and she asks what you did with her last night while she was drunk 0:15 seconds

  74. K.... Y....

    Fredo gang fuck stormzy

    K.... Y....

    Kaiserson YT fortnite gay

    K.... Y....

    Fortnite gay twat I don’t like eny more I play gta fucker

    K.... Y....

    @Kaiserson YT then change your favourite pfp

    K.... Y....

    @Kaiserson YT And btw you streamed fortnite 2 days ago m8

  75. J.... O....

    This reminds me of 4'clock club

  76. P.... ....

    Also why is parliament behing him in the first part wait he is in London

  77. P.... ....

    Ik I'm British but what the f*ck is he saying

  78. T.... R....

    Bring Stormzy to the United States!

  79. C.... W....

    *borris bop*

  80. S.... S....

    Boris is lit

  81. M.... P....

    Boris Johnson did better

  82. H.... A....

    Nice song man

  83. N.... W....

    DIO MERDA QUANTO FA SCHIFO LA SUA VOCE.
    His voice is sooo fucking annoying

  84. V.... D....

    #BorisForTheWin!!

  85. B.... A....

    December 2019 Kia ora from New Zealand

  86. R.... J....

    Haha, this nigga is crying right now

  87. L.... R....

    2:22 only white guy in the whole video 😂 😂

    L.... R....

    There’s a few more white people, most of them you just can’t see clearly. There’s literally a few in the back straight after, around 2:32

  88. n.... n....

    If you like Stormzy like. If you like Eminem comment Eminem

    n.... n....

    Eminem is still 50x better than this twat wtf is a vossi bop he is shit

    n.... n....

    Denise Rigden u jelly huh

    n.... n....

    Jelly what do you mean wobbly ?

  89. n.... n....

    BORIS JOHNSON SUKS YES STORMSY

  90. S.... ....

    Could anyone genuinely tell me what Vossi Bop mean? I wish I knew what all he referring to in his video. Crazy editing and videography

    S.... ....

    Bop is a dance. A lot of UK rappers have had ‘bops’ recently, example is OT Bop by NSG. Vossi is short for Courvoisier but I believe it also refers to the nickname of someone Stormzy knew, and the ‘Vossi Bop’ dance was something his friend Vossi created. I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s correct

    S.... ....

    @MrQ.123 thanks for the explanation man appreciate it! Have a great week :D

    S.... ....

    StonedNoob Np, I’m just a little nerd in my room who studies rap lyrics and shit lol

  91. P.... F....

    DEATH TO COMMUNISM