Stormzy - Mr Skeng Lyrics






Yeah, yeah

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

It's like dem man woke up pissed again
If I buck these pricks again
I got goons and you got goons
But the difference is your shit pretends
My niggas don't talk or rap
No my niggas don't talk or clash
No my niggas don't talk they mash
Fuck boys, man are you talking smack?
They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
Cuh he can't do radio sets
Let's be real, rudeboy
I would light up a radio set
Like really I can't stand these fucking pricks
I don't care about your fucking whip
Mum, if you're listening, close your ears
But tell them paigons suck my dick
I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
Had one chance they missed the shot
I link up Flipz, then we burn your bridge
Then we laugh about it and split the prof

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

I think I just got dissed again
Think I care who this offends
Run up on man like [?]
Slap that through your shit defense
And I can still get a box imported
Said don't worry about the beef it's sorted
My man said he's a real gun shooter
Then my brother said rah, that's awkward
My mans never been bad that's bullshit
Two weeks in the top 10 who called it
Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
Like big ups the ones that caught it
I do rap, then I do grime
Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
They said you ain't gonna blow like that
Who gives a fuck? you know like that
Ice in my cup come cold like that
Woah, we ain't even close like that
You know my style, know my stats
Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
If I sign now what's the buyout clause
1 top 10, 5 sold out tours
Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
My life's okay, how about yours?
Brother, I'm good, I stay with the lord
Bible carrier, that's my sword
Matthew 12, so I don't talk
John 19's why I never got caught

Call me gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

Back now man I've missed the pen
Had one shot you missed the pen
Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
I don't pay them fools, never been told
[?] outside Elliott school
Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
Many have come but many did fall away
What? You thought I was the one?
I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
Most niggas doing what I did back then
So now I thank God for the guy I've become

That's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Check one-two, man skitzed again
Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
You had one shot and you missed the pen, and that's...





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  1. A.... O....

    Wagggg1

  2. R.... K....

    Reminds me of HMP Nottingham

  3. A.... A....

    My top 3 stormzy songs

    1-mr skeng
    2-cold
    3-return of the rucksack

  4. P.... P....

    COLDD🥶🥶🥶

  5. s.... d....

    Yeah, yo

    Call me Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Check one-two-one man skitzed again
    Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
    Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

    It's like dem man woke up pissed again
    If I buck these pricks again
    I got goons and you got goons
    But the difference is your shit pretends
    My niggas don't talk or rap
    No, my niggas don't talk or clash
    No, my niggas don't talk they mash
    Fuck boys, man, are you talking smack?
    They said Stormzy can't be the king of grime
    'Cause he can't do radio sets
    Let's be real rude boy, I would light up a radio set
    Like really I can't stand these fucking pricks
    I don't care about your fucking whip
    Mom, if you're listening close your ears
    But tell them pagans "suck my dick"
    I've had enough of them, they all piss me off
    Had one chance, they missed the shot
    I link up Flipz then we burn your bridge
    Then we laugh about it and split the prof

    Call me Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Check one-two-one man skitzed again
    Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
    Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

    I think I just got dissed again
    Think I care who this offends
    Run up on man like Bale with a -
    Slap that through your shit defense
    And I can still get a box imported
    Said "Don't worry about the beef it's sorted"
    My man said he's a real gun shooter
    Then my brother said "Aww, that's awkward"
    My mans never been bad, that's bullshit
    Two weeks in the Top Ten, who called it
    Christmas, I went to war with the corporates
    Like big ups the ones that caught it
    I do rap, then I do grime
    Then I do rap, then I sing and I roll right back
    They said you ain't gonna blow like that
    Who gives a fuck? You know like that
    Ice in my cup cuh'm cold like that
    Woah?
    We ain't even close like that
    You know my style, know my stats
    Don't talk bad if you don't talk facts
    If I sign now what's the buy out clause
    One Top Ten, five sold out tours
    Might fling a mixtape out when I'm bored
    My life's okay, how about yours?
    Brother, I'm good, I stay with the Lord
    Bible carrier, that's my sword
    Matthew 12 so I don't talk
    John 19's why I never got caught

    Call me Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Check one-two-one man skitzed again
    Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
    Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

    Back now, damn I've missed the pen
    Had one shot, you missed the pen
    Bad man yutes, with their bad man ways
    What they wish for me, I don't wish for them
    I don't pay them fools, never been told
    Bring your fools outside Elliott school
    Let me get a little bit of Henny I'm cool
    Many have come but many did fall away
    What? You thought I was the one?
    I was fourteen trying to buy me a gun
    Most of yous doing what I did back then
    So now I thank god for the guy I've become

    That's Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Check one-two-one man skitzed again
    Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
    Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends
    Yeah it's gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Check one-two-one man skitzed again
    Dickhead you and a dickhead crew
    Getting gassed up by your dickhead friends

    Yeah, it's Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Yeah, it's Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    Gunshot Mike or Mr Skeng
    You had one shot and you missed the pen, and that's
    Flex

  6. b.... s....

    Skeng [s-keng] / noun
    1. A weapon of choice
    2. Whatever you want it to mean

    b.... s....

    big smoke ah yes, i see you’re a man of culture aswell

  7. K.... 1....

    I go to Eliot school

  8. x.... ....

    shits pretty gay

  9. R.... K....

    Reminds me of jail, guy in the next cell was always playing this

    R.... K....

    Richard Keating how tf did he have music in jail

  10. S.... R....

    $tomzy on this byach sey seyy seyyy cheeeeezzz

  11. M.... ....

    He should have shot a video for this one WTF !!!

  12. k.... c....

    Go Stormzy.

  13. L.... Y....

    PURE POWER

  14. A.... H....

    Love it

  15. S.... ....

    WHO GIVES A FUCK UNO LIKE DAT

  16. K.... M....

    Sick tune this

  17. E.... M....

    who gives a fuck you know like that<3

  18. W.... F....

    it’s the coolest style that 99% american rappers can never follow, except for Joyner Lucas or Busta Rhymes.

    W.... F....

    Fuck you American

  19. j.... d....

    Gun shot ->>mike->> he killed again no more diss cuZ his the man

  20. T.... E....

    666k views. Must be Satan's anthem being as fire as the flames of hell

    T.... E....

    The ECE just stop.

  21. R.... L....

    Tune if I cood be enyone for the day it wood be him

  22. N.... B....

    Cold 1
    Big for your boots 2
    This

  23. P.... T....

    let someone pick up since the days of shameless stormzy gets beats slaughtered new lyrics ordered that's what a call rap beats with a clap everyone march am not dissin this makes me want smoke blunts agen peace stormzy could of had someone like you picking up our ends

  24. W.... P....

    In Charlotte bumpin this.

  25. L.... C....

    Nice tune

  26. W.... V....

    Instrumental is 🔥🔥🔥

  27. S.... J....

    THE KING OF GRIME IS BACK.

    S.... J....

    RICHZO HD stormzy is not the king of grime, far from it, not slating his music, it's good but never gunna be the king of grime

  28. J.... A....

    The beat is so mad can explain it

  29. T.... M....

    This is real 😩

  30. O.... ....

    so under rated

  31. C.... ....

    I agree with stormzy on this one

  32. M.... M....

    EPIC STORMZY

  33. B.... M....

    Someone get me an instrumental for this please please please I beg. <#

  34. h.... 1....

    Thats the real stormzy

  35. Z.... I....

    LIIIIIIIIT from my boy, Romelu.

  36. L.... C....

    This is awful😂😂

    L.... C....

    Lydia C idgaf 😂

    L.... C....

    Lydia C I ain't got shit to prove, I see girls on a daily. Even if you didn't give me your snap I wouldn't be bothered lmao

    L.... C....

    You said that proudly then got shutdown

    L.... C....

    Fat Burger Yeah... cos you can tell how I felt when I wrote that through the phone lmao. It's a shutdown in your case but TRUST me, i ain't hurting...

    L.... C....

    Lydia C how is this awful

  37. D.... T....

    Mr skeng my g omg

  38. j.... b....

    stormzy best theres ever been

  39. M.... A....

    this my best song and your over songs

  40. M.... P....

    sounds like the hardest level on lemmings!!!

  41. l.... ....

    My friend knows him and they have a secret handshake together

  42. J.... X....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  43. K.... ....

    Can you make a clean version of Mr skenk

    K.... ....

    Knight5121 Nigga why clean. Silly mug

  44. J.... ....

    Real talk feeling this tune

  45. R.... W....

    This tune is big ting! absolute banger

  46. P.... B....

    "John 19's why I never got caught".... straight fire!!

  47. D.... M....

    🙏🙌

  48. C.... G....

    This song is honestly so lit!

  49. A.... ....

    Anyone know the name of the instrumental?

    A.... ....

    Juan Quintero unreleased, riddim is Sir Spyro's, played it ages ago on the Grime Show

  50. D.... M....

    gunshot Mike called Mr skeng 🔫 you had 1 shot and you missed the pen 🔏

  51. l.... m....

    I love stormzy I know all his songs

  52. j.... c....

    I'm your number 1 fan

  53. C.... F....

    Your Fuck

  54. D.... M....

    🙏💙🔥

  55. a.... 9....

    bournmouth tour gsap was wicked

  56. J.... K....

    Hahaha his talking about POGBA!

  57. M.... O....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  58. I.... S....

    wickedSKENGman

  59. b.... g....

    can u do return of the ruck sack plz

  60. L.... D....

    Dont fancy the gym? 2 scoops of pre workout and this song= get shit done!!!

  61. D.... L....

    IMO This and first thing first best on gsap

  62. C.... _....

    I love this song is so good

  63. C.... ....

    Best song ever

    C.... ....

    Charlie Russell why you madd

  64. J.... N....

    This song is fire 😍😍🔥🔥

  65. C.... J....

    Is it just me or does the beginning sound like the music from crystal maze?

  66. K.... ....

    Top songs in GSAP:
    1. Mr Skeng
    2. Cold
    3. Too Big For Your Boots

    K.... ....

    KawaiiController naaa 100 bags as well and Cigarette and Cush

    K.... ....

    Big for your boots

    K.... ....

    KawaiiController one take freestyle is a beast to

    K.... ....

    first things first

    K.... ....

    *Return of the Rucksack

  67. C.... ....

    loving these beat's, friend. . .

    C.... ....

    lol im gay

  68. r.... f....

    STORMZY GUN SHOT MR SKENG SICKNESS

    r.... f....

    Childish

  69. S.... ....

    Big up from Toronto you killed this track

    S.... ....

    Fuck off

  70. S.... O....

    this song is far too rude

    S.... O....

    Samuel O'Mara what do u expect it stormzy ffs

  71. k.... s....

    best bars in the album

  72. B.... M....

    album needed more gas

  73. S.... i....

    Lay Me Bare coz of this

  74. A.... E....

    2017 str8 up banging GSAP

  75. O.... E....

    Idk whether this or wickedskengman4 is his best. Reply what u think his best is

    O.... E....

    Jim Smithens either this, scary, wicked skengman 4, or his 2014 cypher 🔥

    O.... E....

    Jim Smithens his older stuff at the beginning of his yt channel is better

    O.... E....

    Jim Smithens this for sure IMO

  76. R.... W....

    what the name of the instrumental

    R.... W....

    Regan Warde your pidgeon

    R.... W....

    Space oddity

  77. n.... h....

    bad tune #bootleggers

    n.... h....

    Denn why you listening🖕🏻

    n.... h....

    bad as in good

  78. R.... Y....

    defo best trak stormzy is killing it

  79. G.... H....

    The instrumental is straight fire!

    G.... H....

    Grim Head I

    G.... H....

    Adele Tee there is on my channel

    G.... H....

    I've got the instrumental on my channel

    G.... H....

    Sounds of the sir!

    G.... H....

    No it ain't dickhead

  80. i.... ....

    Upload lay me bare plz!

  81. C.... ....

    IMO best song in GSAP, anyone else?

    C.... ....

    CrushPotato Lay Me Bare is a killer of a track. speaks to me on so many levels

    C.... ....

    CrushPotato ugly little boy

    C.... ....

    2nd big for your boots is best tough

    C.... ....

    I like return of the rucksack as well!

    C.... ....

    This or return of the ruksack

  82. O.... ....

    Finally

  83. L.... T....

    The autopsy results just came in and it was identified that Stormzy did the killing of this beat. Crime solved finally

    L.... T....

    Ryan Thomson your mum told me to so if my comments offend you go talk with her

    L.... T....

    Ryan Thomson fam you're the one taking up shyyt that don't concern you wuuzzy. You're a waste man fam so do yourself a favor and mind your own business

    L.... T....

    Pega sus I'll kick your fucking kid In the head you neek, don't try chat bad to me

    L.... T....

    Ryan Thomson mate just because he's not from London doesn't mean shit mate He a top troll tho

    L.... T....

    Ryan Thomson battyboy man a Jamaican I'll best the shit outta you battyboy

  84. W.... S....

    this banger shows everyone warg1

  85. l.... b....

    🇬🇧🔪🔪

    l.... b....

    guns are for pussyos

    l.... b....

    lewis b typical british boy who thinks he a hard man because he listens to shitty rap music 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ typical

    l.... b....

    Lydia C *grime*

    l.... b....

    Max Sidhu if u take a knife with you you're fucking worse