Stooshe - Fuck Me Lyrics






[Intro]
Woah... Yeh yeh yeh
Courtney!
Rip...
Whatever man, everyone does that adlib... Ha!
Now girls, what we gonna call these guys that don’t like it raw?
Pussy'oles!

[Verse 1]
You can explore me on Sunday, as Sunday’s my only day off
You know that I don’t wanna hang with no stranger
After I’m done I want gone but I have to say
All your chocolate got me meltin’ baby,
Got me meltin’, oh my days yeah
Let me give you double helpings you'll be screaming
Baby baby baby baby... Uh uh!

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh, make me come and I’ll go
Coz I won’t need you no more (no!)
Foreplay’s fine but I ain’t got the time
Why don’t you hurry up, yeah hurry up, yeah hurry up!
Fuck me...

[Verse 2]
You better call your friend Johnny, you wanna hope he’s in town
Coz you know when you blow that I don't want no... d-d-d-d-danger!
Without him it ain’t going down, well I have to say
Milky bar kid got me melting
Sugar with that geek chic all the way
Put it in and don’t be speaking not unless it’s dirty, dirty filthy dirty!

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh, make me come and I’ll go
Coz I won’t need you no more (no!)
Foreplay’s fine but I ain’t got the time
Why don’t you hurry up, yeah hurry up, yeah hurry up!
Fuck me...

[Rap: Suave Debonair]
So, that’s what you’re after, is it?
Straight down to it just a flying visit
Well no doubt I can do the do
No confusion, no drama, who’s using who?
F*ck me how you choose to screw
Hit doggy style, call me Scooby Doo
New dude with a point to prove
Old socks left on, sh*t, I ain’t so smooth
But yo, it’s on now, ah snap
If I could just get my head round yo’ bra strap
In the bed talkin’ that’s wild chat till you screech back
“How could you ask that!”

Listen mate, I don’t mean to brag
I’m telling you I’ma be the best you’ve had
So let’s roll! Don’t be taking your time
Get it up put it in, free your mind!

Ha-ha and the rest I’ll swallow
Courtney!
Ha-ha I’m joking you know I don’t do dick, fuck off!

[Chorus]
Oh oh oh, make me come and I’ll go
Coz I won’t need you no more (no!)
Foreplay’s fine but I ain’t got the time
Why don’t you hurry up, yeah hurry up, yeah hurry up!

Where’s the music gone?
Fuck me...

Ohhh
You coulda done something with that bit I think
Alright!
Ex!
And don’t be leaving me no pearl necklace
You know I only like diamond rings
Hello!? What about the man in the boat!
Hey diddle diddle my cat needs a fiddle!
Hahahahaha





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  1. m.... m....

    They still censored the bit that says “and the rest i will swallow, i’m joking you know i don’t like dick” why censor that one part but leave in all the swearing and foreplay wtp😂

  2. M.... ....

    I wonder if mamamoo know about this version

  3. s.... t....

    lets be honest, only the one with the bandana would get it anyway

  4. J.... N....

    I fucking love their laughs

  5. E.... K....

    WOW! I remember this but I remember the radio version 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. S.... S....

    I love this song so much.

  7. A.... ....

    Great role models. No wonder teen pregnancies are through the roof.

    A.... ....

    Stooshe are not to blame for teen pregnancies, especially as they explicitly say sex is off the table without a condom. Also, teen pregnancy is on the decline as teenagers are busy using social media etc.

    A.... ....

    bruv you do know that teenagers don’t do exactly what singers do? Stupid teenagers are the result of bad parenting not celebrities lol

    A.... ....

    Lol they’re singers, not role models. Teens get knocked up because of reckless decisions, poor parenting, or a mix of both.

    A.... ....

    Actually teen pregnancy is at an all time low, the older generation were much worse than the current youth

    A.... ....

    i was a teen dad - it wasn't music that made me want to fuck my ex, it was her massive tits.

  8. A.... L....

    didn't realise there was a dirtier version oh my god

    A.... L....

    either did i 😂

    A.... L....

    There's an even dirty version than this. It's the Original version with Suave Debonair IT'S WAAYYY DIRTIER.

  9. W.... ....

    I listened to the clean version and it's not the same now....

  10. L.... M....

    lmao thanks to the video i just realized Johnny is a condom and not another hotter dude or something

    L.... M....

    Omg. I only just realised too.

    L.... M....

    Mariah Jennifer same

    L.... M....

    Lol ma man is johnny 🤣 sexy name theres that theres johnny be good usualy are like swayze out dirty dancing you better callur friend johnny didnt realise that either haha

    L.... M....

    oh. I’m stupid

  11. P.... S....

    Loved this song when it came out (the other version) then I kinda forgot about it so I searched it up on YouTube and this came up and I realise that this is the proper version..... wow....

  12. A.... E....

    I think I just - I'm in love. I fell in love just then

  13. J.... A....

    love this track lmao :)

  14. M.... ....

    Courtney is so gorgeous and so is this song

  15. C.... S....

    hey diddle diddle my cat needs a fiddle XD

  16. K.... L....

    There was another version too with Stooshe - Fuck Me ft. Suave Debonair - YouTube xx

  17. S.... S....

    Well that escalated quickly

  18. C.... J....

    "Explicits!" - What is the point in censoring the lyrics of a song whose title is 'Fuck Me'?

    C.... J....

    Its censored as a joke for that very reason

    C.... J....

    The original is "Swallow" this version is A LOTT cleaner than the Original Explicit version.

    C.... J....

    Waiora Ranginui damn I need to find that one! Wait is that the one with the Fresh Prince rap at the end?

    C.... J....

    @MewSakura12 It's the demo version with Suave Debonair

    C.... J....

    The other thing she says is "I'm joking. You know I don't do dick." It was her coming out publicly as gay.

  19. v.... l....

    Hey diddle diddle , my cat needs a fiddle xD

  20. V.... n....

    i love it

  21. p.... ....

    I know this is going to sound weird, but Courtney reminds me of J.D. from Scrubs.

  22. c.... ....

    get it up, put it in, blow my mind - best lyrics ever! haha

  23. c.... k....

    lol I love yall

  24. d.... ....

    lol I thought she was talking about a threesome...guess I'm the dirty one now lol.

  25. G.... H....

    And who said romance was dead?

  26. M.... M....

    If we wanna do what the song says looks like we gotta take a ticket and wait in line Fella's...

  27. T.... R....

    Awkward moment when you realize that this is the real version of the song!!!:L

  28. M.... D....

    Love this version - wish it was on the new album

  29. S.... P....

    XXXPLICITS!

  30. p.... l....

    ohh I know why it says jonnie now hahaha...... condoms

  31. K.... C....

    'Hey diddle diddle, my cat needs a fiddle' will always be my favourite innuendo <3

  32. C.... ....

    LOVE this version. It's superior in every way....well maybe not when compared to the original pre-label version.

  33. T.... ....

    great!!!