Stoned Jesus - I'm The Mountain Lyrics

here it is, the joint corner of youtube

Hello i am Brasil oh great music 😎🇧🇷🎸

Peeling out of my skin and heading towards the light.

Do you wanna smoke a joint or listen yo stoned jesus ?
Me- yes.

I love the fact that Jesus gets stoned. Lol.

Im the mountain....

This song is dope as fukkk

Look at the fucking album artwork the full artwork. That's reality. That is life.

How are you.i mean how high are you.

I'm the mountain!!! My life now make sense.

Yeah I'll have whatever he's had! That must be some dank weed he's been smoking.

Hm... Some good, kick ass music. NICE.

hahaha i was right behind you Kate.
Well put.

You listen at 8:07 and tell me there is not a God! ♡ everytime I get chills

Fuck Ya.

In the words of Ozzy Osbourne, "God is stoned!"

sounds like bastion music. fucking cool shit

Holy man...

dude..pass me the mountain.

"I am the one that makes you pray"

this is a great song!

446am2020Jan14

Stoner Rock Hard

Yoooo how the fuck do you get that bass tone in the back half of the song?

Before I listened: how does a random song have 14 million views with only 6.5k comments?

After I listened: O.O

never heard of this group smoking a bowl and found this on youtube. Destiny

I am not the mountain...or the walrus....cookcookachu!!

These new Bose earphones just arrived ,. my ears just came like Peter North

Hey, how do you know my gardener gets stoned, but he mostly drinks Mescal? And the thunders are a big secret because they are so terrible nobody could handle what is to be revealed, funny you choose that as a title, keep this sort of thing up and you'll see what I mean. Good tunes though.

After 2020 years, Jesus still does good things

Sh*t's lit son

I'd never of you , but it seems you just made my 2020. Thank you.

Can you imagine if Jesus was stoned instead of crucified? People would have to wear rocks around their necks instead of crosses. It’d make telling Christians apart from hippies a heck of a lot harder..

at around 8 minutes good god what a set of lungs I AM THE MOUNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Where can I get weed from I live in Burbank Los Angeles but I’m 18 and not old enough in a decent neighborhood

ayahuasca

💚💚💚 🙏 🧘‍♂️ 🙂

WOW...EPIC i love such tangs!!

the guitar part is so damn good..

I live for
8:05 ~ 8:22


Dude what a fucking awesome song

I got stoned the one time, and everyone just went MAD.

Rolling a green one as I listen to this

Green ones for the win!

why does this sound like wolfquest music though

zahna word

My girlfriend says that I am the mountain too

Fellow Pantheistic Stoners of the world. Unite!

fakejesus @ 0.1 dollar. update full version to realjesus at jesuschristforonedollar.com, for 10 dollar per year. and fuck off

And im discovering this just now..

I find it amusing that Soo many here think "stoned" means high... Let the word walk in flesh again! May we all become Christos Christos Sophia!!!

Fuck cant this song gave me bonner 🥵

After listening to this song for years this is one of the first songs I listen in the first day of 2020

Interesting, it's like the producer was peaking on shrooms when mixing this

Anyone can help with a question - where do the half of the lyrics go? Seems like some parts are in the official lyrics, but not sung in the song

Randy, I am the mountain.

Sharon, have you been pinching some of that Tegridy?

Lateralus cover?

I’m stoned, Jesus. 😂

i was brought here by the ancient spirit of

Everytime I try to sing along while he shouts "I'm the MOUNTAAAIN!!" I fail.

Walid Battal practice practice

When he says "I am the mountain" you believe him man

Days go by, but I don't seem to notice them
Just a roundabout of turns
All these nights, I lie awake and on my own
My pale fire hardly burns

Never fell in love with the one who loves me,
But with ones who love me not
Are we doomed to live in grief and misery
Is it everything we've got

I'm the mountain, rising high
It's the way that I survive

I'm the mountain, tell my tale
The greatest story's now for sale

I'm the seaside, I'm the waves
I'm the one that makes you crave

I'm the valley, I'm the hills
Look at me, I'm standing still

I'm the mountain, I'm the plains
Tell me now, am I insane

I'm the spirit, I'm the source
I'm the roots, I am the doors

I'm the roads, long and hard,
running out of my heart

I'm the mountain, climb me up
And we're never gonna stop

I'm the locker, I'm the key
I am who you want to be

I'm the reason, I'm the blame
I will never be the same

Mirror, mirror, tell the truth
Of the old ones and the youth,
All the things we're hiding from ourselves

Mirror, mirror, show me now
What will I become and how

For now I'm just a mountain
I'm a mountain

Down the road that takes me to the Headley Grange
I see a figure of a young man
He's torn with doubts, mistakes, his selfishness and rage,
Doing all the best he can

I'm not so blind to see
That this young man is me

Masterclass is my Ad before the song. What's your Ad?

Tool+Stoned Jesus live would be amazing.

"How stoned are you?"
"Dude, I'm the mountain."
"...I'm gonna have ask you to step out of the vehicle"

Hello i am Brasil 😎🇧🇷👏🥁

Hi, I am Ukrainian

@Gabryel 🇧🇷👍

The description describes me perfectly, “I don’t own shit”.

goddamn epic song

I want to be able to loop videos on YouTube, because I kept gettin the screen wet with dishwater when I run to replay this

I dont own shit xD best video description ever

Dude, where is my hash?

This band was founded by Moe Szyslak with his tasteful name ideas.

We all started with an exploding star.

I'd call this a kyuss rip off 20years too late....fukkin hahahaha nope

best song last 20 years! EPIC ! svaka cast ukrajinska braco !! zivjeli 100 godina!

After listening to this the bible makes so much more sense.

i can imagine jesus being a rebel hippie full of love

Days go by but i don't seem to notice them
Just a roundabout of turns
All these nights I lie awake and on my own
My pale fire hardly burns

Never fell in love with the one who loves me
But with the ones who love me not
Are we doomed to live in grief and misery?
Is it everything we got?

I'm the Mountain
Rising high
It's the way that I survived

I'm the Mountain
Tell my tale
The greatest story's now for sale

I'm the seaside
I'm the waves
I'm the one that makes you crave


I'm the valley
I'm the hills
Look at me I'm standing still

I'm the Mountain
I'm the plain
Tell me now am I insane

I'm the spirit
I'm the source
I'm the root I am the doors

I'm the road
Long and hard
Running out of my heart

I'm the Mountain
Climb me up
And we're never gonna stop

I'm the locker
I'm the key
I am who you want to be

I'm the reason
I'm the blame
I will never be the same

Mirror-mirror tell the truth of the old ones and the youth
Of the things we hide deep from ourselves

Mirror-mirror show me now what will I become and how
For now I'm just a Mountain
I'm the Mountain

Down the road that leads me to the Headley Grange
I see a figure of a young man
He's torn with doubts, mistakes, his selfishness and rage
But doing all the best he can

I'm not so blind to see
That this young man is me

This song is the mountain. And it will have 100 000 000 views someday. It will withstand time

Sound like polish band Coma

Sound like Status Quo if they were sober.

im enjoying this, but i dont get the zeppelin connection.......

What a great band! This song is so amazing

This song gave me the courage to go get my lighter from the other room

was it a gray Bic? cause i lost mine.

@gene eric
Fun fact:
Always steal your friends bic, then take the gay ass picture wrapper off. Wa-lah!
Translucent white lighter u can spot anywhere.

I know how you feel bro, I typed this with one finger.

tsurtew stnalpni white lighters are bad luck

If you've been smoking salvia extract, or DMT, this isn't a joke, it's true! Peace out machine elf brothers! Bounce on self-dribbling jeweled basketballs!

Starting a new playlist for this song to listen to while I play Rocket League

I'm The Mountain...

No, I'M the mountain.

Keep truth alivexXxX its shocking

Thanks Spotify for recommending me this amazing track.

I'm the walrus

The greatest story's now for sale,but as a song.

If they try to build another telescope we DO NOT NEED in Hawaii.....
Well, karma bitch.
See you in hell.
May the gods have mercy on your souls.

saw them two moths ago in Belgrade , they ripped!!

Did know nothing about their music. I heard them live last year in Kyiv, they opened the show of Deep Purple. Exactly "I'm the mountain"... this riff as the start, just loved it.

I jus kik late nite Checkn songs. Angelgrip👋

First i was just dreaming about climbing but then i listen to this song and then i start to climb big mountains

Hey, you... do you have a 🔥?

I don’t remeber how I discovered stoned Jesus, maybe Spotify, but damn.... such a great band

A día de hoy hay 3800 👎 , pues deciros que no tenéis ni puta idea, si no te gusta déjalo pasar....

From Min 8:10,,,,,blow up my mind👍👍👍

a am jesus :)

1 thing: forget about that mountain

Utube should also give you options, like android does, but, about the types of advertisements you are a fan of, instead of filling our lifetime with bullcrap we don't need, or will click on.

what! use a ad blocker..

@D:M:J I thought I was already using one, but ya, Thank-you.

Auto play should be off, unless YOU turn it on!

utube should also not play a video that you don't want because they have auto play on...

Jesus got stoned so you don't have to! (You still can though, if you like)

That band name kept me away for soooo long.