Stevens, Ray - Fat Lyrics
My new driver's license photo
Makes me look like Quasimoto
And all my clothes are styled for me
By Minnesota Fats
Soon may take the place of Decon
Heard it killed 8-million Laboratory rats
Every night I dream of Ding Dongs
That are big enough for King Kong
And someday I may just be that big myself.
Stepped on the scales, put in a dime
Card came out, said "One at a time"
I tell ya friends, I really need some help
[Chorus:]
Cause I'm fat
I feel so fat
The bottoms of my feet
Are the only parts of me that's flat
In a society where thin is in
And lean is where it's at
Fat. Oh,hoo, hoo oo...Why do I have to be so fat?
You're so fat [background voices]
Started workouts with Jane Fonda
When I couldn't get in my Honda
I's determined I'd turn all my flab to lean
I would hear of some new diet
And I'd run right out and try it
Didn't eat a thing for weeks that wasn't green.
Every week down at the fat club
I would proudly stand up
Tell my weight loss, and give my testimony
Lost 50 pounds, I's feeling great
Just had one drink to celebrate
And went right out and ate
A french-fried shetland pony
[Chorus]
[begin standup comedy:]
Somebody put a bumber sticker on my car
Said honk if you've got groceries
I's just standing on a corner
And a cop came over, and asked me to break it up
Evel Knievel called
Wants to jump me
Earl Sheib wouln't paint me
For eighty-nine ninety-five
Good Year called
Wants me to join the fleet
Cover the next Superbowl
All the chairs in my house got seatbelts
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- Stevens, Ray - Jambalaya
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- Stevens, Ray - Mary Lou Nights
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- Stevens, Ray - Melissa
- Stevens, Ray - Misty
- Stevens, Ray - Moonlight Special
- Stevens, Ray - Hugo The Human Cannonball
- Stevens, Ray - Harry The Hairy Ape
- Stevens, Ray - United We Stand
- Stevens, Ray - All The Way
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Stevens, Ray Fat Comments
Women who are this fat DESERVE to be made fun of!!!!
He ate a French Fried Shetland Pony?! Damn.
I’m only 15 and I’m addicted to anything under than the 2000s. You just can’t find amazing music like this now. Found this gem on a 50 cents record in the middle of a flea market. Best. Deal. Ever.
The funniest of all his songs imo.
Wonder how much cholesterol there is in a French fried Shetland pony...
I recall this song from my youth. I'm 44 now and my break from the gym turned into months. this is currently my theme song lol. motivation baby haha
so, how is his talking and singing about "Fat" making fun of heavy set women? In all the video's i have seen, he is either married to them, or lusting after them. That is not making fun of them. to me that is saying they are ok and more fun to be around. JMHO
Penny Blanchette I mean Margret..lol
Evel Knievel called, wants to jump me. LMBO!!
Honk if you've got groceries.
All of the chairs in my house have seat belts. Lol!!