Stephen Lynch - Priest Lyrics

Hah if he publishes this in 2019..
I love him tho

Hahaha. Fucking awesome.

Back in the good ol days.

He can sing like no other comic.

The weirdest part about this song is that he looks and sounds exactly like my old summer camp director 😂😂

He makes the cross sign at the end lmao

The entire audience is just Stone cold quiet as if they're not sure if it's ok to laugh at this. Love it. Love Stephen Lynch

He put a lot of energy into this performance. I surprised he didn't wind up on south park or family guy, imagine how much he would have contributed to those shows. Also, he looks like and seems creepy like Dennis from Sunny in Philadelphia.

His singing voice is so fucking awesome.

I just realised he's the singer version of deadpool

That's a great analogy

220 people are tired of being made fun of for having these exact feelings. 🤣

I was an Alter Boy until I was 17. Did you know that if you hurt yourself and give that pain to God, it will reduce your time in Purgatory? It really will!

When I was a kid growing up in a traditional catholic family my parents took my stephen lynch album from me. Now that our family priest was caught in a sexual harassment scandal, I blast the shit out of this song around them.

Adam Barrett M95A1
I’m not for theism either, but that’s a bit far. They can be ‘aight, I know plenty of humble theists that are respectful & open to different philosophies.

Lol, I am so going to hell for laughing at this!

Time to start listening to this song again now with what's going on in Pennsylvania :)

he looks like my old summer camp director...it was catholic😂

Idk why people are offended by this. It's making fun of pedo priests so unless you are one of them you should be happy they are being ridiculed

Its. Because it makes fun of the church get over it people

@Adam Barrett M95A1 They are

the most confusing thing about this is that Derick Moore didn't restrict comments on this video.

He found out a hilarious way to tell the truth about Catholics

I like to think of Stephen Lynch as a personification of a musical for South Park.

Aside from the lyrics which is all they are...his voice is actually pretty good!

Aren't "Mad Dick Moments" the worst?

Did I seriously watch a guy blow a mic for 45 seconds?

This song is mic licking good.

THIS MAGIC MOMENT!

4:00 had me Lol

The sucking the mic got a bit cringey til he said 'Who's your father?' Then I lost my shit xD

This song is so messed up, even for him👍

you guys know Stephen's dad was a minister, right?

Oh then it's okay

Are you implying incest?

Lol well that would have been a interesting dinner

He was a priest. His mother was a nun. Double whammy.

Is it bad that I wish I knew how to play guitar just to play this son?

Your typo is fantastic.

LazyEye Reacts 😂

I love inappropriate humor

THIS MAGIC MOMENT

i love not giving a FUUUUUUUUCK about peoples feelings hahahah

I was is Sydney Australia before he toured a few years ago Dumb me did not stay But we still have his DVD 10/10

This is why Alcohol and Altar boys by Bayside exists

I kinda want to link this video to Milo Yiannopolous, but I don't know if it would make him laugh or trigger him (not trying to be funny this time)

Luv this tune!

Musically this is probably his best song.

Wittlin Man

I think Lullaby, the divorce song is his best but the Live at the Elray Version has been deleted, can't find it anywhere. Only other versions without the excellent and funny as all ^&*% intro.Also deleted from my Facebook without even a notification telling me it was removed.

really want him to sing one of his songs on americas got talent

I'd vote for him! xD

though I can't very much imagine the judges would take too kindly to his "unique" sense of humor.

Tanner Cruitt Simon would lose it.

he's so hyper active, I would love to see him live!

THIS MAD DICK MOMENT

I alone have been anointed to SPREAD my @$$ for you, for I LOVE YOU

Terrias oh my gawd! thats great! embrase the mighty tacos

I hope that mic was clean

It is now!

I think he sold his soul to the devil but so funny!

+Terry Johnson I think he's just taking the piss out of something that actually happened. Which makes it even funnier lol

2:28 that voice! :o <3

Can you imagine him preforming this live on Americas got talent hahaha

Simon's on AGT as well. But yea, this guy'd have to win to make up for his brother's close loss.

Sing gerbil at the voice

Can you imagine him playing this song at the Republican National Convention? Ted Cruz's head would explode. lmfao

Can you imagine how much pussy he got in 2007?

Did he do drugs before going on stage

Adderall :)

+Alatreonmaster6292 no, hes drunk

wouldnt surprise me lol.

If you watch the entire show there's a constant cocaine joke

He made a joke about that by showing a table full of cocaine (fake).

OMHFG~ YES! THE TRUTH IS HERE! I LOVE STEPHEN LYNCH! THE TRUTH WILL SET ALL THE "HANDS-ON-PRIESTS" GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO RANDAL FLAG'S PLAY GROUND! TOUCH A KID/PERSON IN THAT WAY~ YOU BETRAYED GOD IN THE WORST WAY!  THANK YOU S.L THE TRUTH SETS US ALL FREE OF THE BS OF THE "CHURCH!" xx oo 666

i come from a catholic family and i can laugh at this people who are offended by it are offended because they find it to confronting
Stephen lynch great entertainer

THIS MAGIC MOMENT

@TheBottomFeeder ...Is bae

+Waggers So, it's shit?

^lol, old comment i know, but i get that

This Mad Dick Moment -> Can't unhear

A catchy little ditty about boy rape.Finally.

Paul Ainsile I know right, finally

Lmfao
I hope the chiritian ppl can take a joke
BET U I SPELLED IT WRONG BUT I DONT CARE

Uuhhh it's catholic people dumb ass

@nerd pusheen wow 2 kinds of stupid in one comment

nerd pusheen dude the word has a S in the shit...Yours is closer to charlitan than Christian...old comment I know but Jesus Christ

Yep, nope, they wont find this funny at all! Somehow makes it better!

love this guy

Allow my divine spirit to fill up your holiness.

Hilarious

must not *laughs hard* o-oh my gawd he's to much!

Seen the title an I'm like, please be the pedo priest stereotype and it didn't dissapoint

God bless Stephen:)))

Ahh F*** 'em if they Cant take a joke

I come from a very religious family and I can say with all honesty that this is funny as fuck, showed to my uncle who is a priest and he cried laughing

+Hector Reynoso awesome uncle. now show him rest of this guys songs lol

Already showed half and he says he likes the new angle lol

starts at 0:11

Thanks, man!  I didn't want to wait that long.

Not usually something to laugh at.

Ahahaha I love how he goes so over the top with it lmao

He trying not to laugh at the end.

He could sing just about anything and ill listen to it and laugh my ass off

This song is so catchy, which is pretty annoying finding myself singing it at school and my friends are like "ummmmmm"

At work today I start muttering this song...my boss thought I was insane, all he heard was "The grace of got inside my rectory, alter boy"

Some people take this too seriously. Its a very dirty and wrong song, on so many levels, but its pretty hilarious...oh, shet, I can feel the judgment already.

@truethera Wait Christians do that too? I thought it was just the Catholic Church?

I have no clue
I was under the impression it was only catholic churches..

@michaela campbell
It is. Christians don't turn to a human mediator for confessions.

haters got to hate

@RikuSenpai Christianity is just an umbrella term. Catholicism is a form of Christianity.

Comity is often the best if not only use to air out the ugliness in our world... 

A committee? I am in!

I needed a good laugh today!

@Climacks850 Me to~! Awesome song! TRUTHFUL SONG!

On what planet is pedophile-simulation 'funny'?
Guess I'm not up with the genre-humour of today - gratefully, I might add.
This guy is as sick as his audience.

Cut him some slack. It is quite possible that he or someone he loves was abused by a pedophile so he would naturally be more sensitive to the issue.

You're not supposed to take it seriously. Also if you don't like it fuck off

You're probably one of those priests.

MARKNOBODY1 than why the hell did you listen to it?

Taylor Jambrosic you’re*

Did not see that coming at the end! WTF!

you know whats sad, I get this song stuck in my head, it actually has a good beat

Why is that sad?

i laughed so hard i had tears XD....i couldnt breath....totally fell out of my chair

Then your gonna love his other songs

@XER4057 I know~ me to~

+Moriachick
Not exactly. Christians believe the devil exists, just like Jews believe Jesus existed. The difference is that Jews believe he was a prophet and Christains believe he was the Son of God. Satanists believe Satan to be the ultimate power, where Christians believe God to be.

Satanists usually don't believe in any gods and mostly use the label to fight religion.

ROFL, All you had to do was use Google not to sound like such a dumb ass... All the worlds resources at your fingertips and people still chat total shit. Your talking about Anton LeVay an american money maker... a clever guy but by no means did he start Satan worshiping. Think about it buddy. Sounds to me like your an uneducated Christian that believed everything at Sunday school... Atheism is urrrr Atheism, we dont believe in any higher power... SCIENCE IS MY GOD!!!

That is philosophical satanism. Theistic Satanism does believe in a biblical devil, and they worship him as a deity.

This is the best thing ever! Yay for this guy! I love his eyeballs! I wanna eat his eyeballs!

Lmao
Perfect

I don't know where you get that info, but it is not correct. The word itself comes from the Greek word for without god(s) and is only connected to gods or deities but not evolution.

Just to add 1 thing.. Atheists believe in nothing.. No creation theory or anything.. Dawinists believe in evolution.. So basicly.. Atheists are the most ignorent people in the world.. They dont care how or why we are here :) all this is written on a dumbshit iPhone who Think it should correct every single word i wrote.. So Sry by mistypes and such

ZoCoW Atheists believe in a lot of things. Just not anything the bible or any religion states. We also take make claims we can't prove like theists do.

Christianity is a corporation

What is it, my son?

Nothing against Satanism (i agree with your explanation), but then why did this conversation sprung from you answering to 'All hail Satan' with 'yeah'? Just think it's really funny you agree with 'all hail Satan' and the next moment say satanists don't worship Satan ;)

this comment needs 600 more likes then you can go to hell.

They dont believe in satan. I know that. I never said they did.

lmao atheist's do not worship the devil you idiot, atheist dont believe in the devil or god or any deity at all thats what atheism is.....lol your just wrong.

Atheists are ignorant 12 year olds. I don't think you wanna be part of that. They don't care about why we are here or anything. There is a greater power whoever they may be.

all christian crowd

why the fuck would someone put that god awful intro music before Stephen, all i wanna do is laugh and ive to listen to that retarded screeching before every fucking video!!!

Nope. Chibi Cthulu.

(Also I'm partially agreeing with you)

Atheists don't believe in the devil. That is the definition of Atheism.
Christians believe in the Devil, as Satan is a construct of Christianity. Therefore, logically, all Satan Worshipers must be Christian.

Moriachik atheists are ignorant so it's not any better. They don't give a shit about anyone or anything or why they are here. They are ungrateful for the life that we have been given by whoever. There is a greater power whoever they may be. Don't be an edgy 13 year old and try to be an atheist.

Cannot unhear.

if he likes coke, he better share... jk

*this mad dick moment

Well us atheists?

Well my name on xbox is xSUICIDExxKINGx...

I can't wait to go to heaven...

THIS MAAAGIC MOMENNNT

Contrary to the belief of many theists, Satanists do not worship the devil. They are atheists. The Church of Satan was started by Anton LeVay who called it that simply for the tax right off and to garner attention for his "philosophy." The primary belief is that you do what you need to but do no harm to others. Satan is an allegory for the baser nature of human beings

then tell me what the fuck is a satinist

Altar Boy uh oh RUN BOY RUN HIDE BEHIND ME (what no one notices is my priest collar) LMMFAO

One would think that if you truly were as you claim that you could properly spell Satanist.