Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods Lyrics
If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
Fertilize the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
You cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil
Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could
Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Steel Panther - The Stocking Song
- Steel Panther - I Got What You Want
- Steel Panther - Wasted Too Much Time
- Steel Panther - Pussy Ain't Free
- Steel Panther - Now The Fun Starts
- Steel Panther - Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills)
- Steel Panther - That's When You Came In
- Steel Panther - Poontang Boomerang
- Steel Panther - Anything Goes
- Steel Panther - Goin' In The Backdoor
- Steel Panther - She's On The Rag (Alternate Version)
- Steel Panther - She's On The Rag
- Steel Panther - If I Was The King
- Steel Panther - You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk
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- Steel Panther - Walk Of Shame
- Steel Panther - She's Tight
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Steel Panther Just Like Tiger Woods Comments
do you think tiger woods has vd?
fuck yes. awesome song.
And when in the hell does Satchel play a v???
This song is hilarious. How can you take this stuff seriously! Kind of the point of Steel Panther. They literally mock toxic masculinity.
I hope steel panther seen this. They'd be proud
God bless Steel Panthers and Tiger woods of course for the ibspiration on this song ! XD XD
I love Steel Panther
Newgrounds flashbacks man
I'm just here because of Tiger's epic win at the Masters, but this is also my favorite SP song!
5 green jackets now.
are they stained yet?
This reminds me of little suzi by tesla
And also "when she's good she's good" by Danger Danger.
These clowns are masters of the rippin' off and they are not even funny
"Don't think about those 3 ft puts cover your tracks when your bangin that slut". Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the song. But whoever made this video didnt seem to put much effort into the animation
Just like tiger woods it is <3
Brings a tear to my eye - so beautiful
Love this video.
Beavis and Butthead imitation
There was a contest, I remember someone doing a 30 second animation, maybe that the same guy that enhanced his skill ?? Anyway great job keep it going going better & better !
There was a contest at that time !! I did 2nd place !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzq5q9NX8CY
i want to be like tiger woods
Hell yeah!
A Flying V???
Tiger woods has to see this man...
I'm so bummed these legends are not gonna have a show in San Antonio in March 2018! They'll be only in Dallas and Houston! Praying they add a show in San Antonio! Rock on Micheal Satchel Lexi and Stix!
Angel Houston They are worth traveling to ________ to see. 2 shows in Cali and I found my way to one with a mix of the Shoelace Express, hitching, and public transit since I 'legally' can't drive because I have seizures. Long story short, it is well worth the travel time/expense. They're coming back to Cali mid April, I'm stoked!
Despite the probable lawsuit, Steel Panther really should have done their own video for this song. It's pretty damn awesome, my favorite on that album.
Love it! We need a SP Comic Series
Keep up the great work
AWESOME where can I buy a digital copy to save?
Ling Xioayu just send the guys your SS#, home address, bank account and pin code, your mother's maiden name, and your bday, they will mail you a DVD in about 3-6 months.
Think I'm in this country legally? I No have SS#. Me had to Love Fairy boat captain long time for boat ride.
This is my favorite steel panther song :)
my guess is somebody's kid did that xD hell, it's good to be unlawful child of SP
Why do they all look like it slipped in the wrong hole?
Steel Panther Baby!!!!!!!!!
I've nvr seen Michael Star look so slim before.
every Steel Panther's song deserves an official or unofficial video ;)
Is that actually tiger Woods? Holy shit steel panther knocking it out of the park with another celebrity cameo, bravo.
That's some good 2005 Newgrounds stuff right here
Those go Animate skills are off the chain!!!
Available now...over 6 years ago now lol
Best unofficial video is If I Was The King, it's fucking brilliant
I am mostly offended by that flying v Satchel is playing. Charvel is going to be pissed!
Chris T So is Kramer!
satchel doesnt play with Flying V
"Bang a new pornstar every day, tell your sponsors it will be ok"........haha love em.
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Sony Kroket
Bitchin...but one animation flaw...the crotches aren’t accurate...I’m guessing there wasn’t enough ink.
Did you guys pay for this? I hope not.
Sick meme.
Quick flash of micheal starr singing upside down at about 1:30
Piece of Shit
Fucking love steel panther
Why does this remind me of a bootleg Metalocalypse?
Love this 👌🤘
Great Shit right here!
This has to be the lowest effort animated video i've seen so far
Steel Panther's comment, now make me wonder who own this channel.
It's "unofficial" chances are this was something made by a fan and SP seen it and reuploaded it to their channel because they thought it was cool. No need to fire shots at the animation quality which was done by a fan.
dude make your own then...
Mother Brain lOL MoMs BaSeMeNt, so original, and please explain how this video is high quality
This accurately depicted SP. Lol
Love you guys!
Come on guys put something out that's worth a shit on this channel I'm about to unsubscribe just because. I love the music but damn the channels getting to where it sucks
Eh fellas, Reo Starr here and i'm still waiting for my roadie job.
fuck fuck fuck yeah!
Love this
Come to Argentina
THIS IS FREEEKIN AWESOME!!!!
This was my very first steel panther song I heard a few years ago
i love you guy's
LMFAO been watching this cartoon for a good year, congrads
"Three holes are better than a hole-in-one." Goddamn, I love you guys
Hahahahahah...very SouthPark-ish :)
This was my favorite song on that cd, I really wish you guys would do an official video for it. Would be awesome to see.
With the real Tiger Woods in it, of course! ;-)
I love the verse riff.
Hahahaha! Awesome!!!
awesome!!!
Come back to the UK, you fucks!
They are touring the UK in 2 weeks...
Totally bitchin'! Love ya :-*
LEGAL, MUITO BOM ; É ÓTIMO !
not as great as your album but I didn't think I'd see something like this from you, you're always surprising
Which album? This is from our album Balls Out.
right. the production is so awesome on all your records I got confused for a moment. Hope you're coming back to europe soon !!
Brazil!!
fuckin love steel panther
Ohhhhh yeah
Kenan K. Anaa türk var lan slm knk
Love love love 😂💜
Uhhhh.....
Fuk yeahhhhh
🤘🤘🤘🤙🤙🤙😎😎😎