Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods Lyrics






If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilize the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
You cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could
Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah





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  1. N.... F....

    do you think tiger woods has vd?

  2. V.... G....

    fuck yes. awesome song.

  3. M.... 6....

    And when in the hell does Satchel play a v???

  4. N.... W....

    This song is hilarious. How can you take this stuff seriously! Kind of the point of Steel Panther. They literally mock toxic masculinity.

  5. M.... B....

    I hope steel panther seen this. They'd be proud

  6. F.... R....

    God bless Steel Panthers and Tiger woods of course for the ibspiration on this song ! XD XD

  7. A.... A....

    I love Steel Panther

  8. P.... A....

    Newgrounds flashbacks man

  9. N.... ....

    I'm just here because of Tiger's epic win at the Masters, but this is also my favorite SP song!

  10. I.... ....

    5 green jackets now.

    I.... ....

    are they stained yet?

  11. M.... R....

    This reminds me of little suzi by tesla

    M.... R....

    And also "when she's good she's good" by Danger Danger.
    These clowns are masters of the rippin' off and they are not even funny

  12. T.... W....

    "Don't think about those 3 ft puts cover your tracks when your bangin that slut". Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. M.... M....

    I love the song. But whoever made this video didnt seem to put much effort into the animation

  14. M.... A....

    Just like tiger woods it is <3

  15. P.... ....

    Brings a tear to my eye - so beautiful

  16. A.... ....

    Love this video.

  17. A.... M....

    Beavis and Butthead imitation

  18. B.... A....

    There was a contest, I remember someone doing a 30 second animation, maybe that the same guy that enhanced his skill ?? Anyway great job keep it going going better & better !

  19. B.... A....

    There was a contest at that time !! I did 2nd place !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzq5q9NX8CY

  20. L.... U....

    i want to be like tiger woods

  21. T.... ....

    Hell yeah!

  22. U.... ....

    A Flying V???

  23. R.... G....

    Tiger woods has to see this man...

  24. A.... H....

    I'm so bummed these legends are not gonna have a show in San Antonio in March 2018! They'll be only in Dallas and Houston! Praying they add a show in San Antonio! Rock on Micheal Satchel Lexi and Stix!

    A.... H....

    Angel Houston They are worth traveling to ________ to see. 2 shows in Cali and I found my way to one with a mix of the Shoelace Express, hitching, and public transit since I 'legally' can't drive because I have seizures. Long story short, it is well worth the travel time/expense. They're coming back to Cali mid April, I'm stoked!

  25. C.... C....

    Despite the probable lawsuit, Steel Panther really should have done their own video for this song. It's pretty damn awesome, my favorite on that album.

  26. A.... L....

    Love it! We need a SP Comic Series

  27. R.... Y....

    Keep up the great work

  28. L.... X....

    AWESOME where can I buy a digital copy to save?

    L.... X....

    Ling Xioayu just send the guys your SS#, home address, bank account and pin code, your mother's maiden name, and your bday, they will mail you a DVD in about 3-6 months.

    L.... X....

    Think I'm in this country legally? I No have SS#. Me had to Love Fairy boat captain long time for boat ride.

  29. N.... S....

    This is my favorite steel panther song :)

  30. S.... ....

    my guess is somebody's kid did that xD hell, it's good to be unlawful child of SP

  31. s.... s....

    Why do they all look like it slipped in the wrong hole?

  32. F.... H....

    Steel Panther Baby!!!!!!!!!

  33. E.... B....

    I've nvr seen Michael Star look so slim before.

  34. H.... S....

    every Steel Panther's song deserves an official or unofficial video ;)

  35. y.... ....

    Is that actually tiger Woods? Holy shit steel panther knocking it out of the park with another celebrity cameo, bravo.

  36. D.... ....

    That's some good 2005 Newgrounds stuff right here

  37. J.... W....

    Those go Animate skills are off the chain!!!

  38. T.... R....

    Available now...over 6 years ago now lol

  39. Q.... ....

    Best unofficial video is If I Was The King, it's fucking brilliant

  40. C.... T....

    I am mostly offended by that flying v Satchel is playing. Charvel is going to be pissed!

    C.... T....

    Chris T So is Kramer!

  41. r.... ....

    satchel doesnt play with Flying V

  42. S.... C....

    "Bang a new pornstar every day, tell your sponsors it will be ok"........haha love em.

    S.... C....

    Sony Kroket 8

    S.... C....

    Sony Kroket

  43. T.... H....

    Bitchin...but one animation flaw...the crotches aren’t accurate...I’m guessing there wasn’t enough ink.

  44. L.... ....

    Did you guys pay for this? I hope not.

  45. B.... ....

    Sick meme.

  46. D.... ....

    Quick flash of micheal starr singing upside down at about 1:30

  47. E.... P....

    Piece of Shit

  48. N.... M....

    Fucking love steel panther

  49. R.... C....

    Why does this remind me of a bootleg Metalocalypse?

  50. E.... A....

    Love this 👌🤘

  51. C.... B....

    Great Shit right here!

  52. M.... N....

    This has to be the lowest effort animated video i've seen so far

    M.... N....

    Steel Panther's comment, now make me wonder who own this channel.

    M.... N....

    It's "unofficial" chances are this was something made by a fan and SP seen it and reuploaded it to their channel because they thought it was cool. No need to fire shots at the animation quality which was done by a fan.

    M.... N....

    dude make your own then...

    M.... N....

    Mother Brain lOL MoMs BaSeMeNt, so original, and please explain how this video is high quality

    M.... N....

    This accurately depicted SP. Lol

  53. s.... ....

    Love you guys!

  54. M.... 6....

    Come on guys put something out that's worth a shit on this channel I'm about to unsubscribe just because. I love the music but damn the channels getting to where it sucks

  55. A.... ....

    Eh fellas, Reo Starr here and i'm still waiting for my roadie job.

  56. W.... L....

    fuck fuck fuck yeah!

  57. M.... E....

    Love this

  58. R.... P....

    Come to Argentina

  59. d.... b....

    THIS IS FREEEKIN AWESOME!!!!

  60. L.... F....

    This was my very first steel panther song I heard a few years ago

  61. I.... ....

    i love you guy's

  62. S.... C....

    LMFAO been watching this cartoon for a good year, congrads

  63. f.... o....

    "Three holes are better than a hole-in-one." Goddamn, I love you guys

  64. X.... D....

    Hahahahahah...very SouthPark-ish :)

  65. E.... V....

    This was my favorite song on that cd, I really wish you guys would do an official video for it. Would be awesome to see.

    E.... V....

    With the real Tiger Woods in it, of course! ;-)

    E.... V....

    I love the verse riff.

  66. J.... R....

    Hahahaha! Awesome!!!

  67. B.... B....

    awesome!!!

  68. S.... ....

    Come back to the UK, you fucks!

    S.... ....

    They are touring the UK in 2 weeks...

  69. S.... P....

    Totally bitchin'! Love ya :-*

  70. J.... A....

    LEGAL, MUITO BOM ; É ÓTIMO !

  71. E.... C....

    not as great as your album but I didn't think I'd see something like this from you, you're always surprising

    E.... C....

    Which album? This is from our album Balls Out.

    E.... C....

    right. the production is so awesome on all your records I got confused for a moment. Hope you're coming back to europe soon !!

  72. D.... T....

    Brazil!!

  73. U.... S....

    fuckin love steel panther

  74. K.... K....

    Ohhhhh yeah

    K.... K....

    Kenan K. Anaa türk var lan slm knk

  75. I.... D....

    Love love love 😂💜

  76. C.... W....

    Uhhhh.....

  77. c.... ....

    Fuk yeahhhhh

  78. N.... I....

    🤘🤘🤘🤙🤙🤙😎😎😎