Stauber, Jack - Paper Towels Lyrics
"And the more of them that you use
The bigger the mess you make"
Mess!
It's irreversible (ah, ah)
How can I contain
This non-stop endless spreading bane?
Oh no, oh no
Mess!
It's rolling out over time
Can I put a halt on mine?
It's an infinite gain
But there's a break in the chain
Mess!
Process produces naturally
How does one handle
Callous entropy?
Guess it's out of my hands
The universe will expand
When nothing has a proper exit plan
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Stauber, Jack Paper Towels Comments
Video hasn’t even started yet, but if they don’t ask him if he’s deaf, or the person doesn’t look like a paper towel that makes him burst into song, I loose
Did that man just get vibe checked by the shelf
This one is my favourite
Should've called it Pop-ra
Emo guy is a cylinder with a dotted line on his side, like a paper towel. Oh my god
Every single character that appears before each of these song look like the item
I'd say that this part's song is definitely my least favorite song.. but it still has a good message and it's great.
Everyone listening to the song:
Okay...
Physicists:
ENTROPY! HELL YEAH
I want the whole shop micropop
B O N K
He didn't call him deaf- :0
Of 450,000 views yet only 17k likes.
why
People be liking the coffee song but I BOPPED TO THIS
SHOP
Alright, next thing is paper towels.
Any luck, babe?
Ah- Sorry, babe. Doesn't look like there's any vegan hotdog buns back here either-
BABE!
Oh-
*Oh did you just break that?*
No.
*Ow.*
Oh- j-jeez. Are you okay?-
*Yeah.*
You're bleeding.
*Don't worry, it's just a mine.*
Where are the uh- paper towels-
*The glass shattered instantly. But it could takes someone like you or me days maybe weeks to put it back together to how it was and still it will never be the same.*
Okay, wh- where- where the uh-
*Same as last finger. Ultimate is second. But it takes days to heal.*
Wh-
*They're in isle 8. And the more you use, the bigger the mess you make.*
*MESS*
MESS, IT'S IRREVERSIBLE. UNRAVELLING UNSTOPPABLE. HOW CAN I CONTAIN THIS NON-STOP ENDLESS SPREADING BANE? MESS IT'S ROLLING OUT OVER TIME. CAN I PUT A HALT ON MINE? IT'S INFINITE GAIN BUT THERE'S BREAK IN THE CHAIN. ENTROPIC IRREVERSIBLE REMAINS. MESS. PROCESS PRODUCE NATURALLY. HOW DOES ONE HANDLE CALLOUS ENTROPY? GUEDS IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS, THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPAND. WHEN NOTHING HAS A PROPER EXIT PLAN.
Oh wait, here we go. No down side to mass producing these.
V E G A N. H O T D O G B U N
oh theres no "are you deaf" line..
that sucks
he’s shaped like paper towels
kieran you are the 666th comment
He looks like a roll of paper towels
"it would take someone like you or me finger"
*dances to anxiety*
i think the vegan hot dog bun couple is supposed to be a reference to the short "picnic"
BTTHSABRKNTHCHN
Jack Stauber is such a weirdo
I love him
Vegan hot dog buns?
B u t t h e h o t d o g s a r e n o t v e g a n
Vegan hot dog buns?
B u t t h e h o t d o g s a r e n o t v e g a n
Lol the employee's head looks like a tissue roll
The guy looks like a pink paper towel.... ooohhh now I get it
Okay so um listen to this please. So basically, in the milk video, the old lady's head was kinda shaped like a milk carton. The milk song was about aging and the great life the milk could've had. In the bread video, the fancy man's head was kinda shaped like the artisanal bread. And THAT song was about how we label ourselves and all that. But then we get to this video and the edgy guy's head is kinda shaped like a paper towel roll. And this song is about mess and entropy. Maybe these songs are presenting the lives and thoughts about the people in this story?
Imagine seeing in jack stauber's dream
Holy hell, he speaks of ♾. Thank you Jack stuber! 🙌👍
I used to think like you. Leave a comment if you read this.
These shorts are channelling that late 90s Nickelodeon vibe
Você é incrível!
Um this series is straight up r/im14andthisisdeep
This glass shattered instantly, but it would take someone like you or me ages to put it back how it was, and it would never be the same.
*B A B E*
Anyone notice that the emo worker's head look like a paper towel roll
halfway between Mothersbaugh and Of Montreal
I love that all the characters look like the food of the video.
The old lady resembles a milk carton, the artisanal man resembles bagged bread, the store clerk resembles paper towels , etc.
Bro, the employee, like our main charzcter, has an existensial crisis at every little thing.
Gazadventures <33
The vegan guy fucking died instantly.
I love this song much!
*V E G A N H O T D O G **_B U N S._*
*m e s s*
“vegan hotdog buns”
what
My favorite song from this series
the rarest episode of them all
"no downside of mass producing these"
I love the little animation at the end when he gets a item on his list, it reminds me of a video game.
notice how in everyone of these the other person looks like the item he’s getting lol
Why is this so addictive to watch
hmmmm ur not deaf this episode so.....y E e
Why's no one talking about 0:13
Eno guys is shaped like a role of paper towels
He looks like a paper towel
M E S S
I just notice the list goes in order
He should work on don’t hug me I’m scared
Lesson: don’t be bothered by everything or germaphohic
0:12 top ten photos taken seconds before disaster
I couldn't tell if I was having a seizure
Mmm paper towels is my favorite food
Im up at 2 am watching thiz
What’s ya favorite song from the start to the last episode?
My favourite of the songs.
i wish this played when i watched adult swim
Dude me too lil emo grocery store boy
Idk about you guys but this is my favorite song in Shop.
I want a Jack Stauber collab with Justin Roland and Dan Harmon for Rick and Morty.
there aren’t any vegan hot dog buns back here either- *VIBE CHECK*
*Imaging someone watching this without knowing Jack Stauber*
Cracker Chip Hi I have no idea who Jack Stauber is, I found this in my recommendation- and he is my favourite person now.
@Light Yagami oh. Most people I know just know him from TikTok but I'm glad that you like him. Must've been weird watching this without knowing him.
No no no that other guys a mess
1:35 my life goal is to spank the world into turning ig 🤷♂️
“I don’t make the rules and I definitely don’t follow them” (Miles McKenna)
Vegan Hotdog Buns guy is the same guy from picnic
0:12 vibe check
0:13
*that’s right ladies... he’s single!*
Ok, but is he deaf?
Note to self: Don't watch these when you're tired at night, and listening with headphones because now you feel like you're living a fever dream.
These are probably watched best when you’re
half asleep at like 10:30 on a school night.
I wish Jack Stauber would do a mess inside me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Doesn't the background ambience in the supermarket sound kinda like the mess song? About right hereish? 1:10
*M E S S*
You’re bleeding are you okay, don’t worry it’s just mine
I'm gonna have weird dreams about these tonight
How did Stauber become a member of this program channel?
*B O N K*
BONK's ADVENTURE
I’m half asleep watching this and it feels like a weird fever dream (in a good way)
My eyes hurt now
I N D E S T R U C T A B L E
W A S H R A G
Vegan hotdog buns. wait a minute...
This guys having a crisis