Stauber, Jack - Me Night Lyrics

Clear milk: for 4.99, you can buy this from the store to have with your coffee, or tea (with errors). You can also get peppermints for free when you buy dippy eggs for the same price! 👌🏼

*C L E A R M I L K*

He's like Adam Young old Owl City version but more crazier version

How does one make milk clear

Let’s get better Frank. Clear cows.

clear... milk...

Hermoso

One thing I like about Jack is that you can't figure out if he's drunk, having a seizure or just weird.

lyrics, i think

Hi everybody, my name is Jack Stauber. We're on the bus. This song's called Me Night and we're gonna take it back real slow here. Little tune, little tune from the, uh, from the archives here.

Ooh!
Aah-ow!
Ooh!
Aah!

Washing my face with some soap I bought at Sears
My homegirl Rachel said it takes off the years
Hummus in my bed and I'm binging my show
Yoga starts at 5 and I really need to go this time

Keep calm and carry on, ooh!
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ah-ow!
Well that's my mantra pal, namaste, ooh!
Not worth shit 'till I have my cup of coffee, ah-ow!

My two favorite men, Cam Moose and Mr. Pill
It's a me night tonight so I tell Rachel to peel
She looks in my window and she watches me chill
Oh I'm sure I know she's there, but it'd kill all the thrill

Well, keep calm and carry on, ooh!
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ah-ow!
Well that's my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
Not worth shit 'till I have my cup of coffee, ah-ow!

Well, keep calm and carry on, ooh!
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ah-ow!
Well that's my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
Not worth shit 'till I have my cup of coffee, ah-ow!

*Read keep calm carry on poster*

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Jack stauber: im not worth *s h i t*

Totosaw ♡

You should put this song on iTunes

Aaaaahhh *Me encantaaa* ♡
*¡¡Te adoro!!* 💕😍

Simplemente, Hermoso

this is basically gettin my mom on 2.0, like the whole soap from sears, home girl rachel, yoga starts at 5, keep calm carry on (from getting my mom on) and the coffie thing, basically getting my mom on 2.0

i physically can't stop myself from putting this song on every two hours and watching the master at work

Why are my captions in dutch and oh boy oh boy

Is this... A white girl song? This sounds like many things a stereotypical white girl would say 😂

Gettin my Mom On 2

gettin my me on

oh my god, this man makes me shiver with his vouce
and thats why he is my favorite artist.

Anyone know what equipment he uses??

so few people know this real song

PLEASE ME NIGHT FOR NEXT ALBUM

This is painfully too short.

never thought i'd ever hear jack say shit but here we are

I love the replies lmao 😂

Jack Stauber is very cool.

Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even Klaus Hargreeves of the Umbrella Academy:
Jack: *WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CLEAR MILK?*

everytime i look at his face , i always think of a cat

He just lets go and I love it

ur vocaal just creeped people out, i love it tho

No dislikes. Exactly how God intended.

Wow no dislikes

call an ambulance, i think he's having intense muscle spasms

is this how he actually moves when he makes his music

Looks like he’s tryna hold his demons in

this is the only video ive seen in all youtube with NO dislikes

Why can't I give more then one like?!

Oh my lord
hIS SPEAKING VOICE-
lIKE I THOUGHT HIS SINGING WAS GOOD-


WH A T ?
HOW IS HE JUST
THE DEFINITION
OF S M O O T H


*IAMNOTOKAY*

MENEITHER

He has “jack black” energy

I hope he does a performance where everyone fits into a small over crowded bus and he just sing out of the blue

Literally a 100% like ratio

He just nuts instantly after a normal sentence.

A very talented and lovely weirdo.

jack sounds like goofy

I’ve been through hell this year. Nobody can take Jack away from me. I love you.

i feel like i just entered another dimension

Seeing Jack's face not in low-quality VHS footage is off-putting...

Clear milk

"yep" lol

I just put the video on captions and it says *oh boy oh boy oh boy*

😂🤣

God this shit is so good

Literally just now found this channel

_im immediately subscribing_

I never saw him in 720 p, technology is truly a amazing thing

so original, love this dudes talent

He’s so talented ahh! I just want to hug him. Also rub my face on his beard lmao

*_im gay now_*

This is my religion

0 dislikes really says something

*clear milk*

bruh i need this in spotify now u dummy

We get it up

My last braincell, found it

I’m entirely too obsessed with this song.

clear fucking milk
I love this guy so much

That like ratio tho

I love this bouncy boi

I need this on Spotify

I just realized this was only 3 weeks ago

I love this man more than any other artist in the entire world. I see no flaws. None.

oh my, listen to this makes me peaceful

I like how mid song he drinks his clear milk

When he said keep calm and carry on the first thing i thought was
"Im gettin my mom on!"

IMMA DRINKA MY MIMOSAAAA READ MY "KEEP CALM CARRY ON" POSTAAA, DRIVIN THE KIDS TO THE MALL AND BACK, LISTENIN TO JOHN MAYER, GETTIN MY MUM ON

Penelko The Neko cup in make and imma drink my mimosa, read keep calm carry on poster, go to jacy penny having a day sale GETTIN MY MOM ON!

This song was going to be on HiLo but he put Getting My Mom On on HiLo instead

@Tolipic This was a demo from 2017 when Pop Food was being made, according to him.

Zero dislikes, just how its supposed to be.

its two dislikes now. :(

@Ghosssty Yolk still two ;:)

3... What is wrong with the world

5 Now yOu jinXed iT

Great scott!

Lo amo🍞

Good shit

what i think is the lyrics:
washing my face with the soap i bought at sears
my homegirl rachel says it takes off the years
hummus in my bed and i'm bingeing my show
yoga starts at 5 and i really need to go this time

keep calm and carry on
live laugh eat pray love
that’s my mantra pal, namaste
not worth shit till i have my cup of coffee

my 2 favorite men cam moose and mr pill
its a me night tonight so i tell rachel to fill
she looks in my window and she watches me chill
id assure i know shes there but itd kill all the thrill

keep calm and carry on
live laugh eat pray love
hey that’s my mantra pal, namaste
not worth shit till i have my cup of coffee

keep calm and carry on
live laugh eat pray love
that’s my mantra pal, namaste
not worth shit till i have my cup of coffee

@Nicky Malakian hummus could be right tho because it is like some kind of dip or somethin like that and hes talkin about binge as in binge eating himself like he cant stop eating it cuz after that he says yoga starts at 5 and he really needs to go this time....hard to tell tho....just some more input i suppose. regardless of what it is jack rules and so do you for listening to him!

​@Nathan McGilli feel that "bingeing my show" is separate from bingeing as in binge eating

my 2 favorite men cam moose and dr phil

Its weird to hear jack curse

@Plastic Taste he swears in inchman, dead weight, and trent the baby

hes such a beaut ouch

Keep calm and carry on




Honestly something I needed to hear today

Except.... I'm pretty sure its mocking the phrase

Jack is pure art lol

i love him

I've been going through a rough time lately. This song has healed me in a way only Jack can. It's my new theme song. Mad love. ❤️❤️❤️

*ITS NOT WORTH SH*T TILL IVE HAD MY CUP OF COFFEE*

this is so weirdly amazing

Why isn't this on his channel? I've been subscribed to him since 20k I was so excited when Hilo first came out. I would 100% recommend it if you wanna listed to his songs

Ikr? It's not on Spotify or Apple Music either. I'm kinda disappointed cuz this is fantastic. Maybe he'll come out with another album in 2019 and it'll be on there

I think it’s cus he replaced this song with, “Gettin my mom on”

He said its from the "archives" so this is probably the only time he's going to sing this.

Gameboy0104 I love your pfp

I wanna marry this man

jack turned me gay dude. when i see him i just feel compelled to ask him to be my soulja girl. my soulja soulmate

@ANTSPIRAL im in love with this crackhead

I’m a bisexual girl and he turns me on

I like his noises. It’s like in those romance movies where a character starts speaking French and it’s supposed to turn on the other person. I mean, his noises don’t turn me on, but I do wanna be fluent in whatever language he’s throwin out there.

Idk man, sounds kinda gay

honestly same and i dont know if thats good or bad

I really needed this vid today thank you so much for posting his wonderful music <3

there is no artist like jack stauber
it’s so beautifully unique

I've been waiting for a better audio of this song for months

Deer Boi he put one on his patreon but it honestly wasn’t as fun as this version when recorded lmao

Jack's too pure for this world

Jack stauber is a blessing

wish i could live in his beard

Yeah just pay rent when you move in o k a y?

I wish I could live in his forehead

Most people would want his amazing voice, but his beard is neat, too.

C L E A R M I L K

C L E A R M I L K H O T E L

how the fuck do you exist

Everything you do is more than incredible, it's revolutionary! Please never stop making music

I'm 100% convinced you're this century's musical genius. And an excellent singer, your vocal range never stopped surprising me

I love how he just lets his body do whatever when he performs.

S.C. Wood he has jack black energy

A lot of voice actors do the same when they're in the booth it can kinda help you get in character

when it comes to acid, you have too