Stauber, Jack - Baby Hotline Lyrics

Almost had a panic attack when I heard the deep disdorded voice

There's something about Jack Stauber's songs that give me flashbacks to middle school but the memories aren't mine and everything's always spinning

1:41 i love the hotline! and 'for a while' part

Baby changing station?
Baby *hanging* station
-Audible people cheering-

erbody gansta till the new kid start singing like this

Captions: [music]
Deaf people: *joker on stair meme*

*WHAT I HEAR*
Baby hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline still time to do it to
Baby snack-time chow down to earth on-
She’s a hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom
No boundary boredom
I can tell that your drinking eye has never opened
I can see somebody will die, but I hate hoping
I have pills that I cry and I hate moping
I hope I can go back outside and see your okay


Baby hotline, please down our to-get-low
No flatline, but were you scared of that?
Baby sad boy, but they used to call her
A hoarder of quarters and no boundary boredom
No boundary of boredom
I can tell that your drinking-eye has never opened
I can see somebody will die, but I hate moping
I have pills that I cry and I hate moping
I hope I can go back outside and see your okay

[I CANT TELL WHAT THE REST OF THE SONG SAYS]

TikTok anyone? 😂

1:52 was that laugh always there

Eletric pop

*phone rings*
Baby hotline

Not even the caption could understand this language

Nobody:


YouTube captions- *APPLAUSE*

I tried singing this and accidentally summoned an ancient demon help

이거 좀 얼겠다 결혼해서 아내가 애 낳는데 애 아니면 엄마 둘중 하나는 죽어야 하는 위급한 상황이 온거임. 그래서 둘중하나는 죽는다고 한거고, 일단 애가 태어났으니 숨통을 트이기 위해서 약을 먹이고 자기는 죽어서 저승에서 아내를 보면 그래도 괜찮았냐고 묻는거임. 그래서 우울감에 쌓여있다가 나중에는 좀 잊고 새로운 삶을 살려고 했는데 계속 죽은 아내 얼굴이 떠오르는 거임

Lyrics


Baby Hotline
Please hold me close to you
Baby flatline
Still time to do it too
(Ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time
Chow down to earth
But in your head she's a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die
And I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry
And I hate coping
Someday I will go back outside
And see her okay
Hung up and put it on hold! (-old)
(Hotline!)
My line is getting cold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Hung up and put it on hold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
(Oh, uh, I'll try again though)
Baby Hotline
Please dial nine to get out!
No flatline
What were you scared about?
(Ha-ha-ha!)
Baby sat by and felt the wind
At least I called her a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!
I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
I insist somebody will die
And I hate hoping
Wishing that the pills let you cry
And I hate coping
Someday I will go back outside
And see her okay
Hung up and put it on hold! (-old)
(Hotline!)
My line is getting cold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Hung up and put it on hold! (o-o-old)
(Hotline!)
Numb, feel burning with haste
And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste
I feel numb, I've been burning with haste
And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste
I feel numb, I've been burning with haste
And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste
I feel numb, I've been burning with haste
And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste
I feel numb
What a waste
What a waste
What a waste
Sunbathe 'til morning time
And your e-eyes
Will open wide
(What a waste)
Oh baby, nevermind
And my si-ight
Oh, run and hide
I can say
Oh, wrap it in with cinnamon
(What about...)
I've been dead
Oh, wrap the trouble now (Ha ha!)
I feel so good
Ring won't bend (And you did it)
Thinking bent, oh
I won't stay more anymore, oh I don't even think about it
Oh, you know I don't
Oh, you know I don't
Oh, you know I don't
Oh, you know I don't
I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh
I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I hate hoping, oh
I hate hoping, oh

Why the fuck do I keep getting this as recommended like what the fuck even is this please help

Oh god I got this from the cursed egg lol

jack's music smells like laundry detergent

I don't know what this means but I'm intrested

Baby hotline. ♡

whats the songs number?

3:26 did he just say "your ass will open wide" or what-

@Christiaan Prinsloo

ok thank god

Jack & Corissa (Baby Hotline)

(Audio:Baby Hotline By Jack Stinker)

*Looks at telephone.*
Me: Da fuq is dat?!
Also me: Jfc it looks like it was melted down.
Again, also me: That's made of clay, you dumbasses.
AGAIN, also ME: Oh......shi-

Everybody be vibin til jack becomes a yeehaw 4:09

Maldita sea ahora se volvio de tik tok :(

Su musicaaa me encantaaa 👀✨🎶

Everyone: baby hotline
Jack: you fools it’s pronounced “bæbŷ hœtłīñē”

Stop making jokes. This song is about a serious topic. And also stop commenting "yOu SpEaK eNchAnTmEnT tAbLe?!" You're not funny sweetheart :)

i like this cause i feel like don't hug me made this

This song makes me think of a group of friends talking over the phone and weird things start happening and then they grow up and it happens again

this song slaps, especially the part where he goes “€{¥|¥~¥,=|=]++}•>•,¥,”

Мя мЯ мя мя

Omg wait- like 2 years ago my friend was playing this and I was like “what’s it called” and she told me and now I’m like OHHHHH *memories*

But, this song was released on January 2019-- If it was two years ago, it'd be 2018 (I stg I almost typed 2017 because I forgot it was new years--)

squickers cat yeah, I get what you mean, but it really feels that long. :l I feel old

I saw a meme animatic made by someone using this song and now I can literally only think about what they made it on when I hear this song.
It’s beautiful though. A bit depressing but beautiful.

I can’t poop help

Aesthetic alternativo🔛

Part 2 pls

the song really went like this:
:)
:/
:(

this man's speaking simmish

Baby Hotline
Please hold me close to you

Baby flat-line

Still time to do it too

(Ha-ha-ha!)

Baby snack time

Chow down to earth but in your head



She's a hoarder of quarters

And no boundary boredom-dum

Boundary boredom



I contend that your drinking eye has never opened

I insist somebody will die

And I hate hoping

Wishing that the pills let you cry

And I hate coping

Someday I will go back outside

And see her okay



(Hotline!)

Hung up and put on hold!

(Hotline!)

My line is getting cold!

(Hotline!)

Hung up and put on hold!

(Hotline!)

"Oh, uh, I'll try again"



Baby Hotline

Please dial "9" to get out!

No flat-line

What were you scared about?

(Ha-ha-ha)

Baby sat by and felt the wind



At least I called her a hoarder of quarters

And no boundary boredom-dum

Boundary boredom!



I contend that your drinking eye has never opened

I insist somebody will die

And I hate hoping

Wishing that the pills let you cry

And I hate coping

Someday I will go back outside

And see her okay



(For a while)

(While, oh)

(For a while)

(While, oh)

(Hotline!)

Hung up and put on hold!

(Hotline!)

My line is getting cold!

(Hotline!)

Hung up and put on hold!

(Hotline!)



Numb, feel burning with haste

And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste

I feel numb, I've been burning with haste

And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste

I feel numb, I've been burning with haste

And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste

I feel numb, I've been burning with haste

And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste

I feel numb



What a waste

What a waste

What a waste



Sunbathe 'til morning time

And your e-eyes will open wide

(What a waste)

Oh baby nevermind

And my si-ight will run and hide



I can say

Oh wrap it in with cinnamon

(What about...)

I've been dead

Oh wrap the trouble now (Ha Ha!)

I feel so good

Ring won't bend (And you did it)

Thinking bent, oh

I won't stay more anymore, oh I don't even think about it



Oh you know I don't

Oh you know I don't

Oh you know I don't

Oh you know I don't



I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh

I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh

I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh

I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh



-E-

"Insist somebody dies and i hate hoping" me: looking at the news a 11 year old kid. Died. Me: shockeddsdc do oy

[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Okay
[Music]
Baby hotline please dial 9 no no flatline
[Music]
No boundary but on the boundary
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Okay
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
You know
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Morning
[Music]
I can say
[Music]

This gives me regular show vibes

Jack: *yelling at interruption*
Scriptwriters: Add an extra 35 seconds.

I love your Music 😁

E B I C

Yeah Dax!!!!!!

0:29 He hates hoping because once he hoped his dad would come back from the Dollar General with milk. 12 years later, he never came back.

Im hoarding them quarters

Absolute Mad lad. Great song, and great sculpture.

Other song writers:writes song w a tune that is consistent,lyrics that make sense
Jack: n o i s e s

some of y'alls drinking eye has never opened and it really shows :/

I will remember this for the rest of my life

Psicologist: phones with eyes are not real
Jack: Hotline ! ! !

Learning this song on ukulele :D

Jack: *baby flatline*
Everyone: 🕺💃

This song reminds me of my dead bestie since we dated and broke up and been besties since until he- NevErMInd

日本人います？
この歌中毒性ある

0:55 ok wtf is you saying I don't speak IKEA table.

Nobody:
Jack Stauber: Sings in suggested password from Google when you create an account on something

The person hot said “baby hotline”





Was so hot~

0:22
Dont mind it, its just to have my fav part of the song lol

The person in the background is so annoying to me “hotline” sounds like “butt-plugg!”

I believe they are saying "hotline" but thank you for making it to where now I only hear "butt-plug" as well, you've cursed me.

allybratz glad to help

God I Just Search The Lyrics And I Got Sucicidal Thoughts. No Thanks :/. My Uncle Killed Himself.

Can you belive it?

My friend hates Jack Stauber

I kinda think this is about a stalker, I don’t know why

Tbh this kinda sound like pennywise

This song went from positive to psychotic to ↗️↖️↘️➡️⬇️↗️↖️↗️➡️↘️⬇️

Ah, yes. The lyrics here are made out of enchantment table.

This phone...is ordering me .....
Looks like he's looking into my soul......

Veri good song10000000000/9

At least I called her a hoarder of quarters no boundary boredom no boundary boarders

My sister thought it was baby hotbox

this song made me feel very uncomfortable

3:26- “and your ass will open wide” 🌞

Lyrics:
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Okay
[Music]
Baby hotline please dial 9 no no
Flatline
[Music]
No boudry borders for (something something)
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Okay
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
You know
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Morning
[Music]
I can say
[Music]
ฯ(´^`ฯ)

Help can’t stop listening to Jack stauber do not know why please I’m having a breakdown what is happening

Idea:
Baby hotline and Touch tone telephones are from two different povs on the each sides of the line

song: "and your eyes will open wide"
my unga bunga brain: "a nd you r a ss wi ll op e n wid e"

*perfcet*

girl: *h0tliNe*
jack: HaNg UP anD huFFiNG cDFdsfnna*

Just clicked from reccomendations. I thought from the title it was gonna be like a child singing hotline bling or something idk xD
This song is good tho

It just had to be Jack Stauber...

Nice!

This is so Fucking weird

I never actually realised this song was made by him lol

this is true music

*_And your ass will open wide_*
3:26

when the song ended my computer said an error occurred and it had to shutdown. I'm scared now send help it's almost midnight

RIP, we'll remember you

Editors have entered the chat

nobody:

my sleep paralysis demon trying to speak:

I literally got an ad for pull ups

Me: I can't tell what he's saying, maybe if I turn on the captions...
Captions: [Music]
Me: :(

The video: has the word ‘baby’ in the title
Pampers ads: *its free real estate*

Extended Keyman maybe?

Is For Meme 0:22