Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Kingdom Hearts Lyrics

*NO DON'T CUE THE MUSIC*

Was that a Just a Pancake reference?

“I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes”, I’ve never thought I could relate to such a mood but here I am... I want some pancakes now.

Sora: Now for the 38 sequals

They need to do The Simple Plot Of Horizon Zero Dawn.

and that's only the plot of the first game, sora had twelve others to explain

I hate myself for being able to answer all of Dan's questions

Dan yelling "TITS FUCK YES" increased my lifespan

Now for talking tv shows and the simple plot of doctor who

How about the simple plot of tales of symphonia?

Next: Simple Plot of Assassin's Creed

Wish there was a animation for this one:3

All three Simple Plots are easily my favorite songs in each respective album. Each has small, perfect parts, like "It's also a moon, but not like the first moon!"

Shit, -Danny- the announcer found just the FIRST game complicated. No one tell him how Kingdom Hearts 2 is actually the THIRD game, and 3 is, like, the 16th game.

Donald duck dose not work with serious plots

He knows that’s only the first game right

Sora is just in a comma he never made it of the island and he never shared the fruit with kirrie

seriously when are they going to do this to Chrono Cross? lol!
(hands down the most complex game story ever... it has time loops in time loop in time loops its sanity melting!)
I dont think mortal minds are fit to comprehend it all...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTlCXofUIaE <--- explination of this whole madness!... it's insane absolutely insane!

Psh, the first game is not hard to follow. Do this joke with Dream Drop Distance, now that's a stupidly convoluted plot.

i need this animated

You use a sword and fight off darkness, the end.

The Master of Masters is laughing his ass off in the audience as all this is going down.

Hearts of Light fight Hearts of Darkness with giant keys to saves the worlds, also Disney characters. There done simple.

Where’s the animation?

this song made me played the game

"What is Kingdom Hearts?
"
"It's a door and also a moon
, but there's another one, and it's a moon, but not like the first moon."


yes

Hey look at the bright side... least sora wasn’t asshole like Snake and Cloud?

host: Well, my new job as toilet inspector may not be as glamorous as hosting a talk show, but at least nobody blathers on about their nonsensical games/lives!
man: (deep sigh)
host: Hey man, y'alright?
man: ...no. cue the music.
host: What? No!
man: Sit back and hear my story, it'll give your soul a chill.
My name is James Sunderland, I'm back from Silent Hill.
My wife wanted to meet up at a place we both know,
but you see, plot twist, she died a couple years ago.
How'd she write letter, then? That's what I wanna know.
So I killed a lying figure and picked up a radio.
I ran on down a hill and went blindly through the fog.
Then met up with Eddie.
host: He sounds cool.
James: He's not, he killed a dog.
(singing, singing, singing)
And that's my tale of horror, love, regret and moving past.
And as a side note, that dog can suck my fucking ass.
host: Great, fine! Can I get back to my toilets now, or does someone else have a complicated story for me!?
(knock, knock)
FriendMonika: Is this a bad time?

"TITS! FUCK YES!"

"I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes"
I guess you could call it... *puts on sunglasses* a Crywank.

I like how he's at least interested

Disney, Square, and spiky hair! these were the ingredients chose to create the perfect game, but Nomura accidentally added an extra ingredient: convoluted plot. thus Kingdom hearts was born! With the power of the keyblade. Sora, Donald, and Goofy have dedicated their lives to fight the heartless and forces of darkness!

54-58 my reaction to that exactly when my friend was explaining to me the story😂

Yo this was published on my birthday! Fuck yeah!

Huh, I never new Dan was a pan sexual.

I just love how the host looses more and more Sanity in every song.

Okay this one, I did not understand at all.

And now I'm just waiting for the animation, that will probably never come....oof

The simple plot of death standing?
🙏🙏🙏🙏

What exactly the fuck is a legitimate reaction to Kingdom Hearts and any Final Fantasy game.

This makes me so happy!!! The only thing that would make me happier, is if they actually played the game.

noo nooo the final D: i love this simples plots xD i want to see the animated version owo hahaha love you work

Simple plot of *pEtScOp*

They didn't even do the joke that that was the plot of onlt the first game

Next Up: The simple plot of all three Xenoblade Chronicles games (1, X, and 2)

IN MY OPINION: As a person who does not like Kingdom Hearts I like this song because I agree with what the host of Talking Video Games is saying.

It would’ve been funny if Brian was Dr. Mario, he has a PHD

Que the talking videogames youtube channel






ahhh shit here we go again

the plot of kingdom hearts: a kid meets disney characters while fighting shadow demons

“Cause this is Final Fantasy”
He’s not wrong

I'm laughing so hard XD

The simple plot of Xenoblade Chronicles.
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE

Holy Hell I Need an animation of this lol I don't have the talent can anyone out there HELP!!! LMAO

Featuring Brian lol

I really want for the next album to be the simple plot of fire emblem but instead the host just shoots Marth in the face and the song ends

0:38 music

Arin: The ratings are in. The shows canceled
Dan: Tits! Fuck yes! I mean oh no...
Gets me every time😂

Hey, it makes alot more sense, when you play the game, as long as you pay attention.


~~and play in release order that's the most important~~

PLEASE MAKE A ANIMATION FOR THIS SONG!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!

When are we getting the racist bassist and his partner the bummer drummer?

I watched them in order it was awesome

I want to cry and jerk off into some pankakes-Danny Sexbang 2019

I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes

Next you should do the simple plot of the Hitman series.

0:36 where the song starts

What is exactly the fuck ?

imagine how monstrous "the simple plot of Persona 5" would be, especially with P5R coming out soon complicating things further

Why does Sora sing like he has acorns in his cheeks like a squirrel, am I the only one who hears it? It gets me every time I swear 😂😂😂

Seeing as this album brought s crap ton of attention to starbomb it's quite possible that we may see a future albun

When are we getting the Very SImple plot of Fire Emblem?

Dont... dont clap for their asses...

What exactly the fuck
-dan “danny sexbang” avidan from game grumps and also ninja sex party and also starbomb 2019

The simple plot of Spyro :^}

Simple plot of persona 5

Arin: Actually scratch that we have a suprise guest!
Danny: .......who is it?
Hi we're from Atlus and we're here to tell you about Shin Megami Tensei!

I capture demons like Pokemon to kill God ez pz

Why They Go Hard On this

Oh boy....

*Someone SHOULD draw an animation for this!*

NODONTCUETHEMUSIC

Bro I love this and kingdom hearts

"I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes"
Is that a motherflipping just a pancake reference

xDDD "I want to cry and jerk off, into some pancakes!" dude someone really needs to make that part of the song into its own meme and send that genius viral!

Their needs to be a music video for this animated in Barry's Kingdom Hearts style.

Ugh... hello, and welcome to what I pray is the final episode of Talking Video Games
Don't! Don’t clap for their asses...
Today, our topic, like always, is games with simple plots
Hi, I'm Sora from Kingdom Hea-
No! You shut your mouth! I'm starting with our other guests first!
Guests, please tell us your name and the simple plot of your game
Hey, I’m the capsule from Arkanoid, as far as I can tell, I'm a tube, and a ball bounces off me
I'm Ms. Pac-Man! I'm Pac-Man with a bow!
Okay, Sora, did you see how it's done?
Tell me the plot of your game, real simple, just like that
You got it! Cue the music!
No, don't cue the music!

[Verse 1: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
Kairi washes up on the shore
Completely unaware of what the heck is in store
Then Destiny Islands blows up from the war
Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours
I'm already lost, who are these people and places?
I'll tell you later, buddy, I’m already off to the races
I’m now in Traverse Town, with Goofy and Donald Duck
From the Disney movies?
Yes!
What exactly the fuck?
I'm a Keyblade wielder and they need my ability
Sealing keyholes of worlds, restoring all the tranquility
This is not making sense
It’s a little hard to follow
Everything will come together in the Bastion of Hollow

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
Let me get this straight, it's Mickey Mouse and you (Nope)
With all your Heartless friends defending all that's true (Wrong)
Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys
'Cause this is Final Fantasy!
Not even close!

[Verse 2: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
So I’m looking for Riku while I'm out on my quest
Do I know him?
He's my best friend!
Hashtag blessed
Well, actually, he's evil, it was just a facade
Now he's my arch enemy
Oh my fucking god!
Now we are traveling to Hollow Bastion we go
Run into Riku, oh no!
Possessed by Ansem and so
He's after Princess Kairi
And then I really try to be
A hero so I die to free
Her heart that's deep inside of me

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
Tell me why Ansem even wants Kairi
Why is the princess human if a mouse is king?
Are you some kind of buccaneer?
If you died, how are you here?
Please kill me with the nearest spear!
Oh, I'll clear it up
[Verse 3: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
So I turned into a Heartless, then brought back by Kairi's power
We escaped to the end of the world, a place that's really dour
Ansem followed us there 'cause his plan finally starts to flower
As Kingdom Hearts appears making every person quake and cower
What is Kingdom Hearts?
It's a door and also a moon
But there's another one, and it's a moon, but not like the first moon
Anyway, Ansem thinks that Kingdom Hearts has tons of bad stuff
But it opens and he melts from all the goodness
That's tough!
Then we find out it's a doorway venting evil fast
But it was filled with light and stuff
It's better not to ask
Me and Mickey Mouse sealed up the door from both sides with our keys
And that's the basic premise of my game! No questions, please!

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
My god, this plot is all that I can take
I want to cry and jerk off into some pancakes
But I must swallow all the hate
I give up this is my fate
As host of Talking Video Games

The ratings are in... show's cancelled
Tits! Fuck yes! I mean... no! Oh no!

If you died, how are you here?

jerk off into pancakes? Now I've heard everything lol

Sora has come down with a case of SA2 Bad Sound Mixing so he's constantly stopping and starting. Please forgive his confusing story.

Show's cancelled? This is sequilitis all over again...

Is Brian Walters the guy that voices Sora?

It's not that bad, but Arin's voice modulation is difficult to listen to.

This song came right after The simple plot of metal gear solid.


youtube did good

Fucking sick.

Ohhh MY GOD, YES!

2:32 relatable.

This is awesome. This is my life.

I need an animation for this

*what exactly the fuck*

"I want to cry and jerk off into pancakes"

We all do Danny. We all do.

"Tits! Fuck yes! Wait I mean noooo oh noooooo..."