Starbomb - Smash! Lyrics
[Egoraptor:]
It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said
Listen, everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!
[Announcer (Markiplier):]
Excuse me!
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers
[Luigi:]
That sounds nice, how do we play?
[Announcer:]
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!
[Luigi:]
I don't think I wanna do that
[Announcer:]
Oh come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all your little friends, 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!
[Danny Sexbang:]
Whoa-oh
[Luigi:]
Wait, no
[Danny Sexbang:]
Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends!
[Luigi:]
That's not cool
[Danny Sexbang:]
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you in the end! (3 2 1 SMASH!)
Mario (Hey bro!) your chode
Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode!)
[Luigi:]
Can't we all just get along?
[Danny Sexbang:]
Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH!
[Egoraptor:]
The crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said:
[Fox (Egoraptor):]
Hey Mario, stop crying, just psyche up and fight instead
[Luigi:]
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!
[Announcer:]
Sonic looked tough till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff!
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!
[Luigi:]
Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed
[Announcer:]
Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4 3 2 (Oh no) 1 SMASH!
[Danny Sexbang:]
Whoa-oh
[Luigi:]
This blows.
[Danny Sexbang:]
You know
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER!)
Pikachu's way less fuckin' cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (Pika PIII!)
Samus (What do you want?!) is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh you're dead, bitch.)
[Luigi:]
That is the last goddamn straw...
[Announcer:]
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!
[Luigi:]
Hey look at me now!
I'm beating my friends
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best!
Yes I can see now
We're having fun in the end!
Now it all makes sense
[Spoken:]
I guess just because we smash each other doesn't mean we're not brothers. [punch] Aah! Mario, you suck!
[Mario (Egoraptor):]
Bite me!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Starbomb - Outro (Force)
- Starbomb - A Boy And His Boat
- Starbomb - Hardest Fucking Game In The World
- Starbomb - Intro (Try)
- Starbomb - Outro
- Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Metal Gear Solid
- Starbomb - Minecraft Is For Everyone
- Starbomb - Atari Mystery Hour
- Starbomb - God Of No More
- Starbomb - Filling In The Name Of
- Starbomb - Welcome To The Mario Party
- Starbomb - This Song Sucks
- Starbomb - Vegeta's Serenade
- Starbomb - Blowing The Payload
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- Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Kingdom Hearts
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Starbomb Smash! Comments
2:15 JOJO POSE
Everyone’s having a good time till Luigi pulls out his zero to death combo
Luigi might get clapped when they add Doomguy
love the vid
With Pichu and Snake being in this animation makes more sense now since Ultimate exists
As a smash player, Luigi literally down throw 0 to death’d everyone.
Luigi on Wi-Fi be like.
me: sees 2:14
also me: IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE
Ha nerd
Bruh this song reminds me of my friends amino Luigi and no one can beat him like he's grown to powerful for his own good we imagine one day he would come to life and become a god
I don't know why but even before this song came out, in almost every game that Luigi's in I would always play as him
I could imagine that that’s what the announcer actually looks like.
I like his songs
When a noob turns to pro
B i t e M e
Luigi time.
The ultimate showdown 2: electric Boogaloo.
This song reminds me of the strength of Luigi mains..
Does it sound like the person who says lets smash sound like markapliers vioce!?
IT TOOK ME FIVE YEARS TO REALISE THE ANNOUNCER WAS MARKIPLIER😂😂
Bro Luigi does the KAMEHAMEHA that was crazy
when you realize that this was made 5 years ago......and 5 years ago you were 10 years old...
1:59 when Mr. L takes over
Jigglypuff is awesome
I am Luigi and i have a dream
Its Accurate cause Luigi really does have Thunder God Powers
Who watching 2019?
I remember watching this when i was little...I still love it
0:12
Sonic, that's not the way you eat a Chili Dog...
I'm literally luigi in the video
I'm nice but don't make me mad ill go nuts
"Just because we smash eachother, doesn't mean we're not brothers."
*Alabama wants to know your location*
Smash Bros #1 Rule: Dont anger Luigi or Jigglypuff
y'know i went to a game tournment like a month or two back :|
i used Luigi in my match
i lost in the first round >.>
Thought I heard markiplier in there
JSSKSKSJSJSHU THIS JUST BROUGHT ME NOSTALGIA OMGBANAANAJ
Is ThAt A JoJO rEFereNcE
PIKA PIKA PIK!!! 1:49
How waluigi should be in smash 2:00
God I love how Markiplier is of course the announcer
So they predicted Super Smash Bros Ultimate
You can see Snake, Little Mac, Pichu
luigi=giorno comfirmed
PIKA PI!!!
Im happy Waluigi is getting the love he deserves, if Mashed didn't do it..I am sure me or someone else would have but don't Waluigi DARE disrespect Daisy just because she actually got into smash and he didn't.
If there's a live-action version to this video Luigi should be played by Michael Cera
Is it lyric time? I think it’s lyric time
I can’t tell half of the shit this says so-
When Luigi masters ultra instinct
Anyone remember jontron the half Iranian who said that hispanics should not contaminate the "white American genepool" fuck that nazi piece of shit. To be fair I don't know what his beliefs are now he said this dumb racist shit years ago while getting destroyed by destiny in a debate.
2:11 wryyyyyyyyyyyy
2:14 is this a JoJo Reference?
“There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited*
*sad waluigi noises*
They made ultimate before ultimate
[CC] your sandwich
1:56 when you realize your best friend ate you honeybun again after he said he wouldn’t do it
True story😏
1:11
ignore this is for me
Whoa.......... he CURSED
Elegants Luigi in smash ultimate be like
Plot twist! Luigi at the end is waluigi in disguise!!!
0:00-1:55 Luigi in Smb64
1:56-3:51 luigi in melee
oh my God there was a motherfucking jojo reference,,,, it's been right there all these years
It’s just as awesome as it is 5 years ago.
Somehow this song not only predicted the return of Snake and OoT-style Ganondorf, but also jigglypuff getting buffed. Damn.
Happy bithday to this video
me watching this crying about not being able to get ultimate
“ there was a picnic and a the whole Nintendo invited
Wait a minute see’s sonic at 0:10
Explain
no mac action :'(
Its sad that Luigi in Ssbu doesn’t have rhe kamehameha for his Final Smash 😅😂
1:48 is my new smash bros battle cry
Everyone gangsta until Luigi pulls out the fireballs
2:01 to the end: If only Luigi was this op in Smash Ultimate
Oh fuck OG
I remember watching this when it firstly came out when I was 9 AND HERE WE ARE FOR NOSTALGIA PURPOSES AND IT STILL IS AWESOME!!!
This foreshadowed the event of Luigi being amazing in smash ultimate
I love the animation to this day
Luigi ultra instict confirmed!!
finally Luigi wins
by doing *something*
Everyone should know you shouldnt fuck with Luigi
And that's how Luigi became one jump man
2:14 I, Luigi have a dream
Wait did this music video predict the release of Ridley for Smash Ultimate?
It's even better five years later
oh my fucking god, i rewatch this for nostalgias sake and i get my mind blown when i finally recognize that pose. so fucking cool 2:14
KAMEHAMEHA
I love the part when Luigi fought back.
1:56 o no
holy moly was that a jojo reference?
2:12 "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
2:14 "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream"
They made this before ultimate came out but ridely was in the background
0:10 *the whole Nintendo crew was invited*
But daisy isn’t there
2:13 guys Luigi's last name is BRANDO
It's 3 years since i last saw this...
2:27 Ness fucking dies
Jojo reference from 2014... Omg, thats a pure respect to jojo, no hype... OMG
2:12 That Luigi gonna wry now
2:15 who the fuck is the bottom left
wii fit...
Markliplier has the best voice for this vid, and no i watched this in 2014 I’m not late
Who are the girl at 2:14 just for research
Wrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy
Luigi, the ultimate glass cannon