Starbomb - Smash! Lyrics






[Egoraptor:]
It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said

[Luigi (Danny Sexbang):]
Listen, everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!

[Announcer (Markiplier):]
Excuse me!
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers

[Luigi:]
That sounds nice, how do we play?

[Announcer:]
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!

[Luigi:]
I don't think I wanna do that

[Announcer:]
Oh come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all your little friends, 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!

[Danny Sexbang:]
Whoa-oh

[Luigi:]
Wait, no

[Danny Sexbang:]
Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends!

[Luigi:]
That's not cool

[Danny Sexbang:]
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you in the end! (3 2 1 SMASH!)
Mario (Hey bro!) your chode
Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode!)

[Luigi:]
Can't we all just get along?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH!

[Egoraptor:]
The crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said:

[Fox (Egoraptor):]
Hey Mario, stop crying, just psyche up and fight instead

[Luigi:]
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!

[Announcer:]
Sonic looked tough till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff!
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!

[Luigi:]
Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed

[Announcer:]
Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4 3 2 (Oh no) 1 SMASH!

[Danny Sexbang:]
Whoa-oh

[Luigi:]
This blows.

[Danny Sexbang:]
You know
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER!)
Pikachu's way less fuckin' cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (Pika PIII!)
Samus (What do you want?!) is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh you're dead, bitch.)

[Luigi:]
That is the last goddamn straw...

[Announcer:]
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!

[Luigi:]
Hey look at me now!
I'm beating my friends
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best!
Yes I can see now
We're having fun in the end!
Now it all makes sense

[Spoken:]
I guess just because we smash each other doesn't mean we're not brothers. [punch] Aah! Mario, you suck!

[Mario (Egoraptor):]
Bite me!





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  1. p.... g....

    2:15 JOJO POSE

  2. Z.... M....

    Everyone’s having a good time till Luigi pulls out his zero to death combo

  3. F.... ....

    Luigi might get clapped when they add Doomguy

  4. F.... R....

    love the vid

  5. C.... i....

    With Pichu and Snake being in this animation makes more sense now since Ultimate exists

  6. S.... ....

    As a smash player, Luigi literally down throw 0 to death’d everyone.

  7. U.... S....

    Luigi on Wi-Fi be like.

  8. t.... ....

    me: sees 2:14
    also me: IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE

    t.... ....

    Ha nerd

  9. L.... G....

    Bruh this song reminds me of my friends amino Luigi and no one can beat him like he's grown to powerful for his own good we imagine one day he would come to life and become a god

  10. L.... K....

    I don't know why but even before this song came out, in almost every game that Luigi's in I would always play as him

  11. n.... 5....

    I could imagine that that’s what the announcer actually looks like.

  12. J.... P....

    I like his songs

  13. J.... 3....

    When a noob turns to pro

  14. T.... A....

    B i t e M e

  15. S.... 8....

    Luigi time.

  16. G.... ....

    The ultimate showdown 2: electric Boogaloo.

  17. A.... X....

    This song reminds me of the strength of Luigi mains..

  18. f.... f....

    Does it sound like the person who says lets smash sound like markapliers vioce!?

  19. F.... t....

    IT TOOK ME FIVE YEARS TO REALISE THE ANNOUNCER WAS MARKIPLIER😂😂

  20. C.... W....

    Bro Luigi does the KAMEHAMEHA that was crazy

  21. K.... P....

    when you realize that this was made 5 years ago......and 5 years ago you were 10 years old...

  22. W.... 6....

    1:59 when Mr. L takes over

  23. r.... b....

    Jigglypuff is awesome

  24. l.... 2....

    I am Luigi and i have a dream

  25. J.... P....

    Its Accurate cause Luigi really does have Thunder God Powers

  26. A.... 2....

    Who watching 2019?

  27. A.... ....

    I remember watching this when i was little...I still love it

  28. M.... -....

    0:12

    Sonic, that's not the way you eat a Chili Dog...

  29. P.... G....

    I'm literally luigi in the video
    I'm nice but don't make me mad ill go nuts

  30. C.... M....

    "Just because we smash eachother, doesn't mean we're not brothers."

    *Alabama wants to know your location*

  31. c.... ....

    Smash Bros #1 Rule: Dont anger Luigi or Jigglypuff

  32. A.... ....

    y'know i went to a game tournment like a month or two back :|
    i used Luigi in my match
    i lost in the first round >.>

  33. C.... M....

    Thought I heard markiplier in there

  34. d.... y....

    JSSKSKSJSJSHU THIS JUST BROUGHT ME NOSTALGIA OMGBANAANAJ

  35. N.... ....

    Is ThAt A JoJO rEFereNcE

  36. B.... B....

    PIKA PIKA PIK!!! 1:49

  37. B.... B....

    How waluigi should be in smash 2:00

  38. G.... N....

    God I love how Markiplier is of course the announcer

  39. N.... P....

    So they predicted Super Smash Bros Ultimate
    You can see Snake, Little Mac, Pichu

  40. M.... D....

    luigi=giorno comfirmed

  41. m.... ....

    PIKA PI!!!

  42. A.... S....

    Im happy Waluigi is getting the love he deserves, if Mashed didn't do it..I am sure me or someone else would have but don't Waluigi DARE disrespect Daisy just because she actually got into smash and he didn't.

  43. C.... C....

    If there's a live-action version to this video Luigi should be played by Michael Cera

  44. G.... M....

    Is it lyric time? I think it’s lyric time
    I can’t tell half of the shit this says so-

  45. A.... ....

    When Luigi masters ultra instinct

  46. A.... O....

    Anyone remember jontron the half Iranian who said that hispanics should not contaminate the "white American genepool" fuck that nazi piece of shit. To be fair I don't know what his beliefs are now he said this dumb racist shit years ago while getting destroyed by destiny in a debate.

  47. E.... R....

    2:11 wryyyyyyyyyyyy

  48. M.... ....

    2:14 is this a JoJo Reference?

  49. S.... I....

    “There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited*



    *sad waluigi noises*

  50. B.... B....

    They made ultimate before ultimate

  51. S.... F....

    [CC] your sandwich

  52. J.... a....

    1:56 when you realize your best friend ate you honeybun again after he said he wouldn’t do it




    True story😏

  53. v.... ....

    1:11


    ignore this is for me

  54. N.... F....

    Whoa.......... he CURSED

  55. M.... ....

    Elegants Luigi in smash ultimate be like

  56. S.... ....

    Plot twist! Luigi at the end is waluigi in disguise!!!

  57. D.... ....

    0:00-1:55 Luigi in Smb64
    1:56-3:51 luigi in melee

  58. J.... ....

    oh my God there was a motherfucking jojo reference,,,, it's been right there all these years

  59. J.... ....

    It’s just as awesome as it is 5 years ago.

  60. E.... 3....

    Somehow this song not only predicted the return of Snake and OoT-style Ganondorf, but also jigglypuff getting buffed. Damn.

  61. J.... V....

    Happy bithday to this video

  62. J.... M....

    me watching this crying about not being able to get ultimate

  63. K.... G....

    “ there was a picnic and a the whole Nintendo invited

    Wait a minute see’s sonic at 0:10

    Explain

  64. g.... ....

    no mac action :'(

  65. S.... 7....

    Its sad that Luigi in Ssbu doesn’t have rhe kamehameha for his Final Smash 😅😂

  66. C.... C....

    1:48 is my new smash bros battle cry

  67. Y.... N....

    Everyone gangsta until Luigi pulls out the fireballs

  68. T.... ....

    2:01 to the end: If only Luigi was this op in Smash Ultimate

  69. A.... F....

    Oh fuck OG

  70. [.... W....

    I remember watching this when it firstly came out when I was 9 AND HERE WE ARE FOR NOSTALGIA PURPOSES AND IT STILL IS AWESOME!!!

  71. Y.... G....

    This foreshadowed the event of Luigi being amazing in smash ultimate

  72. Y.... ....

    I love the animation to this day

  73. D.... _....

    Luigi ultra instict confirmed!!

  74. A.... ....

    finally Luigi wins
    by doing *something*

  75. G.... ....

    Everyone should know you shouldnt fuck with Luigi

  76. E.... P....

    And that's how Luigi became one jump man

  77. D.... w....

    2:14 I, Luigi have a dream

  78. D.... w....

    Wait did this music video predict the release of Ridley for Smash Ultimate?

  79. L.... H....

    It's even better five years later

  80. A.... ....

    oh my fucking god, i rewatch this for nostalgias sake and i get my mind blown when i finally recognize that pose. so fucking cool 2:14

  81. T.... P....

    KAMEHAMEHA

  82. M.... t....

    I love the part when Luigi fought back.

  83. N.... H....

    1:56 o no

  84. R.... C....

    holy moly was that a jojo reference?

  85. I.... Z....

    2:12 "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
    2:14 "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream"

  86. D.... N....

    They made this before ultimate came out but ridely was in the background

  87. D.... V....

    0:10 *the whole Nintendo crew was invited*

    But daisy isn’t there

  88. F.... -....

    2:13 guys Luigi's last name is BRANDO

  89. S.... b....

    It's 3 years since i last saw this...

  90. D.... D....

    2:27 Ness fucking dies

  91. �.... ....

    Jojo reference from 2014... Omg, thats a pure respect to jojo, no hype... OMG

  92. N.... L....

    2:12 That Luigi gonna wry now

  93. C.... D....

    2:15 who the fuck is the bottom left

    C.... D....

    wii fit...

  94. T.... R....

    Markliplier has the best voice for this vid, and no i watched this in 2014 I’m not late

  95. O.... J....

    Who are the girl at 2:14 just for research

  96. T.... �....

    Wrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy

  97. P.... ....

    Luigi, the ultimate glass cannon