Starbomb - Donkey Kong Joonyer Lyrics






Listen up little monkey child, I have got some lessons for you
Just a few important things that you will be required to do
Carry on the Kong name worthy of a giant statue
Cause I'm getting older, and I can't throw barrels like I used to
Continue my legacy is now your only life's mission
It's a huge responsibility according to tradition
We stole Mario's girl and he won't stop 'til we've died
It's a dangerous situation, now how do we survive?

Hi! My name, my name is Donkey Kong
Yes my name it is Donkey Kong
(Why are you like this?)
Donkey Kong is also my daddy's name
And he named me Donkey Kong Junior!

Wow, okay, I guess we'll just move on
The danger's coming fast like it is driving on the Autobahn
Now climb up this ladder before I get even madder
Mario has got a hammer, and there's no time left to stammer
Focus up son! The time has come for you to understand
The survival of our family is solely in your hands
The ravages of time have made me too weak to stand
And we're both going to die right now unless you take command

Hi! My name, my name is Donkey Kong
Yes my name it is Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong is also my daddy's name
And he named me Donkey Kong
Guitar solo!

Oh god Mario is near and your moment's finally here
Everything depends on

Hi! My Name, my name is Donkey Kong
Yes my name it is Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong is also my Daddy's name
And he named me Donkey Kong Junior





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  1. d.... ....

    I showed my sister this yesterday and she cant get it out of her head

  2. C.... P....

    My dad to me

  3. T.... B....

    We need a music video of this. Please. I beg of you.


    I'll sacrifice my first born if you need

  4. s.... f....

    this is music.

  5. M.... M....

    kirby IS STILL KING BB

  6. A.... ....

    While I can suss out the reason behind most of their songs, this song's possible origin baffles me.

  7. T.... ....

    This may just be the cleanest Starbomb song, like.... Ever.

  8. t.... ....

    this album is a worthy finale

  9. t.... ....

    I simultaneously want to show this to everyone and dont know how to go about it without looking like a fucking lunatic

  10. J.... C....

    Everyone with a name same as their dads be like

  11. A.... C....

    VIDEO! NOW!

  12. t.... g....

    When it’s take your child to work day

  13. l.... h....

    Dan's voice in general is my sexuality, Arin's Dk Jr. voice is my childish interalizations of how my dogs voice sounds 😂

  14. S.... S....

    Huh, thats why cranky kong is cranky

  15. P.... K....

    Just heard this song for the first time, and I started fucking crying when Arin started singing as DK lmao

  16. T.... P....

    Wow, okay

  17. T.... ....

    This song sucks

  18. C.... R....

    If you're one of the people who dislike this, fuck you.

  19. b.... ....

    I imagine Donkey Kong Jr as a Muppet-esque character in this and Donkey Kong Sr is just Donkey Kong with Dan's hair

  20. p.... g....

    This is absolutely terrible

    p.... g....

    That’s kinda the point...?

  21. S.... M....

    Im glad Danny is rapping this time.

  22. H.... F....

    Why can I totally picture Arin’s face while recording this

  23. S.... A....

    People saying the album is shit, or atleast, this song is shit.


    Starbomb is a fucking PARODY band lmao if anything this fits the type of shit they WANT to make, but the album is still 'starbomb' and amazing.


    It's the most 'parody' ever too.

    Each song (almost) is a reference to songs in the era of n64, nes, and SNES. Etc etc. Like, Mario partys song is so old hip-hop. The Tetris song is rage againSt the machine, overwatch song is beastie boys. And that's just a lick of the sundae.

    Starbomb is purely a parody band that I guess people ended up thinking was a serious band who was just trying to be funny :/

    They're funny, but people don't see the actual things about Starbomb.

    Thanks for listening to my TED Talk :)

    S.... A....

    Neito Chan so what if they’re a parody band? Garbage song is garbage song

  24. m.... w....

    Why has no one animated this I'm dying 🤣

  25. K.... S....

    I want the blooper reel for this so fucking badly

  26. m.... ....

    This is awful

  27. A.... R....

    A clean starbomb song?

    WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL

  28. F.... ....

    I feel this song needs an animated music video to give it some more context.

  29. D.... 3....

    Dan's flow is off the charts on this one!

  30. D.... ....

    Listening to this for the first time at work and *DESPERATELY* trying not to laugh

  31. G.... B....

    This is trash.

  32. C.... B....

    I just love how much of an incomprehensible moron Donkey Kong Jr. sounds like in this song. Arin does such a great job at really emphasising the almost painful idiocy that radiates out of every single syllable DK Jr. forcefully shits out of his stupid, stupid face.

    C.... B....

    Like, seriously, Donkey Kong Jr. sounds like he's in genuine, sheering pain because of his profound stupidity and it's hilarious.

  33. P.... p....

    Almost burst out laughing on a quiet 13 hour flight. I'm sure the sleeping people would understand

  34. B.... ....

    This song has new meaning to me now that I know Brian’s daughter loves it so much!

  35. P.... P....

    The guitar solo reminds me weirdly of splatoon

  36. F.... ....

    I absolutely need an animated video for this lmao

  37. E.... ....

    This is my favorite on this album

  38. T.... D....

    Jfc lmao

  39. J.... W....

    I cannot wait for a video to this song.

  40. 1.... ....

    I swear this song is arin's personality it just unravels into chaos

  41. D.... D....

    I fact the only stardom song without swears!

  42. C.... ....

    Mario must have kicked Donkey Kong one too many times in his konkey dong to make his son turn out this way.

  43. D.... B....

    If this isnt a live action video ill be mildly upset...

  44. s.... -....

    2:12
    *_J O O N Y E R_*

  45. F.... M....

    Guitaw Thowo

  46. U.... ....

    why does this song exist

  47. R.... T....

    I don't even like Starbomb or The Game Grumps but I'll admit this one was funny.

  48. s.... f....

    ladies and gentlemen, music?

  49. J.... H....

    I love this one Oml..MY NAME IS DONKEY KOOONG..JOONYER!!

    then Mario comes ;-;

  50. Z.... C....

    This is most likely the worst things to ever come out of eren's carrer now I really dislike the game grumps.

    Z.... C....

    You're a pussy, take a joke

  51. M.... S....

    Wow, are they even trying anymore? I know some people will say "Well, they're just having fun!" Keep in mind: THIS IS A CD YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR. If half of the lyrics on one of your songs is "MY NAME IS DONKEY KONG!" with an obnoxious backing track, then you have screwed up. You've devalued part of your album and should feel ashamed. If you were going to put something this shitty on an album, at least make it a hidden song. This is not the kind of thing you should advertise your album having.

  52. D.... ....

    sounds like he had trouble not laughing, i can hear it in the voice.

  53. A.... C....

    People who are hating this song can eat a dick. Yeah. Arin intentionally did DK Jr.'s voice like that, but how are you gonna say you're embarrassed when Starbomb is known to make fun of video games and the characters? You're honestly not a real Starbomb fan if you're too sensitive or too "normal".

    A.... C....

    YES MY NAME IT IS DONKEY KONGGGGGGG

    A.... C....

    @First Lastt JOONYER!!! 😂

  54. Z.... 9....

    I can image how many times Arin had to re sing the part where he sings as Donky Kong, lol.

  55. C.... ....

    You have to wonder how many takes they took to get this without bursting out in laughter.

  56. J.... G....

    Reminds me of my dumbass old roommate

  57. P.... J....

    Loving the comments but it's confusing cause many people say this is their favourite song on the album... Surely you jest??
    Link, mario party, vegeta, Tetris and overwatch are MUCH better songs plus original... (Feel they missed out a lot on dark souls) but still... This song's the worst one

  58. P.... J....

    This is clearly starbombs dumb song they probably thought "we need a dumb song for the mix"
    I get it fits a bit with its collaboration wild guitar solo appears but it's baaaad 👎
    Personally half of the album fizzled out a bit and especially with this and dream daddy. Don't burn me people cause I get the comedic value but they could have at least stretch the album for two bonus songs at the end which would've been fine but (sorry to say) it seems like an excuse to sell out potential music making for personal advertising, that's what YouTube is for, not music.
    But STILL I am a big fan of Starbomb, just a shame they let the rest of the album go down the bog when we waited yeaaaars for redemption after #2

  59. M.... E....

    I keep singing this at work. I... might need to find another job.

  60. L.... F....

    Joonyer almost sounds like Big the Cat.

  61. o.... j....

    Canonically Donkey Kong Jr. should be the only one to die here. The original DK becomes Cranky.

  62. L.... ....

    I think I had an eargasm at Danny rapping

  63. S.... M....

    Finally. Some good fucking music

  64. B.... P....

    You thought arins sonic rap was his best performance in this album? Clearly you are mistaken.

  65. T.... G....

    The guitar solo sounds like a bunch of big juicy farts

  66. P.... B....

    why is the guitar solo just the squids from splatoon talking?

  67. J.... M....

    No swears in this one.

  68. D.... M....

    I love this song because they reverse their roles. Dan is rapping and Arin is doing the chorus.

    D.... M....

    if you can call arin's part a chorus, then yeah

  69. R.... C....

    LOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE IIIIITTYYYYYYTTTTYTT

  70. L.... C....

    I was crying when Arin started singing, I was laughing too hard!

  71. K.... R....

    I think the guitar solo is what really makes me laugh so god damn hard

  72. D.... ....

    I think this is the worst song in the album

  73. D.... J....

    And now it’s the NES game for switch

  74. I.... ....

    [Verse 1]
    Listen up little monkey child, I have got some lessons for you
    Just a few important things that you will be required to do
    Carry on the Kong name worthy of a giant statue
    Cause I'm getting older, and I can't throw barrels like I used to
    Continue my legacy is now your only life's mission
    It's a huge responsibility according to tradition
    We stole Mario's girl and he won't stop 'til we've died
    It's a dangerous situation, now how do we survive?

    [Chorus]
    Hi! My name, my name is Donkey Kong
    Yes my name it is Donkey Kong
    (Why are you like this?)
    Donkey Kong is also my daddy's name
    And he named me Donkey Kong Junior!

    [Verse 2]
    Wow, okay, I guess we'll just move on
    The danger's coming fast like it is driving on the Autobahn
    Now climb up this ladder before I get even madder
    Mario has got a hammer, and there's no time left to stammer
    Focus up, son! The time has come for you to understand
    The survival of our family is solely in your hands
    The ravages of time have made me too weak to stand
    And we're both going to die right now unless you take command


    [Chorus]
    Hi! My name, my name is Donkey Kong
    Yes my name it is Donkey Kong
    Donkey Kong is also my daddy's name
    And he named me Donkey Kong
    Guitar solo!

    [Instrumental]
    Oh god Mario is near and your moment's finally here
    Everything depends on-

    [Chorus]
    Hi! My Name, my name is Donkey Kong
    Yes my name it is Donkey Kong
    Donkey Kong it is also my Daddy's name
    And he named me Donkey Kong Junior!

    [Outro]

  75. M.... 9....

    1:30-1:43 dose not sound like he’s rocking out it’s sound like he jacked off for the first time

  76. C.... ....

    Of all the songs on the album, this is the one I catch myself singing out loud the most.

  77. o.... ....

    I can't believe they got Patrick Star's voice actor to do DK jr's part

  78. F.... L....

    DANGKEY KANG, THAT IS ALSO MY DADDIES NAME, AND HE'S NAME IS DANKEY KANG (Guitar solo)

  79. n.... ....

    is this even music at this point?

  80. K.... ....

    Probably the best song so far ngl. I can't wait for this to be animated

  81. S.... H....

    Honestly, I feel like this when I watch the game grumps play.

  82. d.... ....

    dont call him dk, its ck stop deadnaming

  83. b.... ....

    I really wanna see this song in a animation.

  84. W.... S....

    Honestly why is this song so bad, they shouldn't have released it...

  85. A.... ....

    I've been humming the chorus the last few days then I had my 6 year old listen to it and now she won't let me hum it anymore. She says only weird people would like this song. 😂 I don't like it, I love it!

  86. A.... ....

    An average day in the life of Arin and Danny in the grump studio.

  87. H.... S....

    I want someone to make a meme of this where it's only Danny rapping. Just "Why are you like this?" with no context while the beat plays would be fantastic.

  88. L.... q....

    This is awful af.

  89. C.... ....

    p.s when will someone animate this

  90. R.... F....

    This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I love it so much!

  91. m.... ....

    Dan's part is great! Arin's on the other hand is the most annoying thing in any Starbomb song ever.

  92. S.... ....

    My 2 year old cousin just listened to this, and he was jamming out to Danny rapping. But as soon as Arin started singing 'hi, my name...' my cousin said "HEY! No. Go back."

    I just laughed so hard, hopefully when he gets older I'll introduce him to the rest of the starbomb album and Ninja Sex Party.

  93. S.... G....

    This is basically the Starbomb version of "Who Dunnit" by Genesis.

  94. N.... ....

    God this song fucking sucks

    N.... ....

    "X to doubt"

  95. G.... R....

    am i wrong for laughing at this?

  96. s.... r....

    These instrumentals sound so familiar?

  97. N.... ....

    That guitar solo is the best