Starbomb - Crasher-Vania Lyrics






[Dracula (Egoraptor):]
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash
To a big dance party - a Monster Mash!
Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a Vampire Bat
To fly out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?!

[Simon (Danny Sexbang):]
Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here!
To destroy evil monsters, and all you hold dear!
I will end your cruel necromancing!

[Wolfman (Egoraptor):]
Actually... we were just dancing - GYAAAH!

[Simon:]
To hell demon beast, from whence you came
You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
Now run away, free this land of it's chains
As God is my witness, I shall see you all slain!

[Dracula:]
Later that night, we went back to my castle
Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed
The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead!
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
"I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?"
It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his - OH God NO

[Simon:]
TIS I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (Shit!)
The power of Christ is infused in my spear!
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!

[Mummy (Egoraptor):]
But we're just playing Twister!

[Simon:]
I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!)
I will restore the glory of light
With my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night!

[Medusa (Egoraptor):]
You knocked over the chips...! [whip noise] Augggh!

[Simon:]
Sound the death knell!
Medusa you she-bitch, I will see you in hell!

[Dracula:]
For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?!

[Simon:]
You don't invite me to your parties. Do you know how that feels?

[Dracula:]
Are you friggin' serious? You killed all my guests! Just 'cause you felt left out?!

[Simon:]
No!... Yes.

[Dracula:]
Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
Just stop bringing our lives to a God-awful end!
Now, since we are the only ones left alive
Let's play two-man Twister! Come on, give it a try!

[Both:]
Alright!

[Spoken - Dracula:]
Right foot green... [axe noise] AHAHAUGHH!

[Spoken - Simon:]
Sorry! Sorry, force of habit. Well, he is dead...
Looks like I have won at Twister!





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  1. L.... B....

    I like it when he do the funny

  2. T.... ....

    How to get into Castlevania starter pack

  3. m.... ....

    Anyone else binge-watching all of his videos?

  4. B.... ....

    For some reason when he says “never fear Simon Belmont is here” I envision Captain Planet...ah well.

  5. C.... A....

    The ultimate Christian

  6. C.... O....

    Imagine this but in the context of the anime

  7. m.... m....

    Simon is already in smash

  8. M.... T....

    Ive woken up for work so many times thinking about this damn song

  9. A.... M....

    Dan has the best voice in the world

  10. T.... W....

    Mummys dont have brains

  11. s.... s....

    If all the guest died then the grim reaper died, but grim is death meaning nobody could die anymore which means Dracula didn't actually did at the end

  12. B.... T....

    TIS I, never fear, Simon Belmont is here

  13. B.... 2....

    Remake?

  14. m.... ....

    put it at 1.5 speed =D

  15. V.... C....

    Wow, they made a whole game about Simon from smash Bros? Cool.

  16. i.... ....

    weve come a long way

  17. D.... S....

    I always laugh when looking at the faces of Medusa and Frankensteins Monster

  18. _.... T....

    Well, he is dead...

  19. K.... ....

    ladies and gentlemen, one of the most obscure starbomb songs.

  20. G.... A....

    Swamp man on vocals

    NOT EVEN THE RIGHT GUITAR HERO GAME!

  21. s.... ....

    Castlevania on netflix looks great

  22. M.... M....

    0:42 Mike Wazowski

  23. D.... L....

    for the love of god simon what the f**k is your deal

  24. A.... ....

    2019 friend

  25. F.... ....

    You have to be good at video games to be Simon

  26. F.... ....

    Fake news, this isn’t Simon

  27. F.... ....

    I’m glad Dracula gave Simon a chance to play twister despite him being an ass

    F.... ....

    Wow Simon is still waiting, COME ON

  28. F.... ....

    Yeah they’re never going to invite Simon at this rate

  29. F.... ....

    Stop hating on Simon

  30. B.... ....

    Best line "I rip out your brain!!"

  31. F.... ....

    I love this song

  32. F.... ....

    Trololol

  33. F.... ....

    Chris and Zach would make much better music.

  34. G.... T....

    Jojo part 1 in a nutshell

  35. M.... Z....

    69K likes. NICE

  36. M.... Z....

    me playing smash

  37. L.... L....

    This has been my alarm for the last 5 years.

  38. m.... ....

    I’m that dramatic with my entrances

  39. L.... ....

    How have I just found this? Its immediately my favourite video ❤

  40. L.... O....

    See this in my recomendations...

    AHHH SHIT here we go again!

  41. F.... ....

    Simon is by far the coolest

  42. B.... ....

    Remake?

  43. C.... C....

    Spooky.

  44. _.... T....

    Good voice and music

  45. A.... _....

    It's that time of year again!

  46. A.... O....

    1:42 when I tell my friend he not included in my party he comes and kills my other friends (me vampire) ( my friend the man)

  47. A.... O....

    This song is probably my top 10 favorite song

  48. L.... g....

    Daien Monster

  49. E.... T....

    69k... nice.

  50. T.... W....

    You won’t see madusa cause she will turn you into stone

  51. D.... H....

    It was Swampman on vocals. Nosferatu on bass. Boy, you should've seen the silly, funny look on his--
    *OH GOD NO!*

  52. T.... ....

    I just saw this video was done by Cas _(:з」∠)_ and it’s one of my favorite starbomb video... How did I not saw that?!

  53. T.... D....

    wolfman is dead :))

  54. T.... O....

    god but i love danny so much

  55. C.... o....

    I love this song, but why does the mummy have a brain?

  56. C.... S....

    I love the song

  57. K.... o....

    The best part is when all monsters are named in 0:15.

  58. J.... W....

    but we're just playing twister-
    IRIPOUTYOURBRAIN!

  59. J.... W....

    I didn't know YOU made this! This is one of my favorites. Came from the Avatar videos.

  60. S.... ....

    I think my favorite part is at the end of dan's verses when he transitions from singing to yelling. love it.

  61. A.... A....

    Русские залайкате, чтоб подумали что тут что-то крутое!❤️❤️❤️💛💛💙💙🔴🔴😀😁😂😭😘

  62. a.... r....

    Me: starting pc
    steam, spotify, discord:



    0:29

  63. G.... -....

    каждый день смотрю

    G.... -....

    Ооо руские его смотрят

    G.... -....

    А ты смотришь другие официальные старбомбы?

  64. J.... W....

    mom can we get hotel transylvania
    mom: no we already have it at home
    hotel transylvania at home:

    J.... W....

    omg cool

  65. M.... ....

    Simon looks like he's about to ask for my strongest potions

  66. M.... P....

    Lyrics?

  67. S.... s....

    1:20 SHIT!

    S.... s....

    Everyone notice this





    This is first cas van de pol video were he use bad words

    S.... s....

    1:43 and here: "what the fuck"

  68. R.... M....

    Simon just killed wolfman with one punch

  69. R.... W....

    If only the animation wasn't so shitty

  70. D.... ....

    Once Castlevania Netflix hits the Simon era, this needs to be referenced or I'll be upset. :P

  71. d.... n....

    Sorry I have to when he was telling he would rip out the mummies brain they don't have brains they were removed before burial through the nose

  72. T.... l....

    Dan pls a song whit just the same vocals pls... Bitte mach ein lied mit der selben Stimmart bitte.. Ja

  73. R.... ....

    Were just playing twister

    I P U L L O U T Y O U R B R A I N !

  74. M.... M....

    Simon shows up in smash.
    1:20

  75. A.... S....

    Fur the luve of god Simon what da fuk is your deal?
    Best line

  76. I.... ....

    I hate myself for pointing this out but at 1:07 the clock has the numbers four and six mixed up. I'm sorry.

  77. D.... S....

    Isnt it funny that the 4 mentioned monsters (Frankensteins Monster, Mummy, Wolfsman & Medusa) are exactly the 4 Bosses who are protecting the Seal of Brauner in Castlevania Portrait of Ruin?
    [i know they are common enemies or even common halloween monsters but i found it funny that especially these 4 were the bosses for the 4 pictures hangig around in that room]

  78. v.... ....

    Put at 0.75.
    Perfection. You see the detail in animation, and song becomes quite unique.

  79. G.... B....

    Arin really can’t sing

  80. �.... �....

    Is this a Wolfman’s leg? I thought he’s already dead

  81. N.... B....

    Best part "no"......"yes". I laugh every fucking time

  82. I.... ....

    https://youtu.be/NC2-kfvU0UI

  83. W.... ....

    Dan’s voice cures my depression

  84. J.... G....

    Caesarrrr... Never FEARRR Simon Belmont is hereeee..... It doesn't goes away from my head 😂

  85. I.... s....

    3spooky5me

  86. w.... ....

    Maybe if Belmont didn't keep stealing Drac's money and pot roast, he'd get invited out more.

  87. S.... S....

    One of the best animations for starbomb songs!

  88. K.... H....

    When you invite the Christian kid to your Halloween party

  89. w.... _....

    Just kill him plz

  90. T.... 1....

    0:39 the Crucible in a nutshell

  91. �.... �....

    I LOVE IT!!! 😍😍😍😍

  92. A.... F....

    In from Romania and yeah

  93. c.... ....

    Why is this his most popular video it sucks

  94. S.... ....

    So perfect. Loved this song

  95. M.... D....

    Weird that Netflix put S3 on YouTube!

  96. A.... F....

    "For the love of god Simon" said the lord of the darkness hahaha great job.

  97. A.... Y....

    Simon skipping leg day every day

  98. T.... T....

    wtf simon... : (