Starbomb - Crasher-Vania Lyrics
[Dracula (Egoraptor):]
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash
To a big dance party - a Monster Mash!
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a Vampire Bat
To fly out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?!
[Simon (Danny Sexbang):]
Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here!
To destroy evil monsters, and all you hold dear!
I will end your cruel necromancing!
Actually... we were just dancing - GYAAAH!
[Simon:]
To hell demon beast, from whence you came
You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
Now run away, free this land of it's chains
As God is my witness, I shall see you all slain!
[Dracula:]
Later that night, we went back to my castle
Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed
The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead!
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
"I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?"
It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his - OH God NO
[Simon:]
TIS I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (Shit!)
The power of Christ is infused in my spear!
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
[Mummy (Egoraptor):]
But we're just playing Twister!
[Simon:]
I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!)
I will restore the glory of light
With my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night!
[Medusa (Egoraptor):]
You knocked over the chips...! [whip noise] Augggh!
[Simon:]
Sound the death knell!
Medusa you she-bitch, I will see you in hell!
[Dracula:]
For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?!
[Simon:]
You don't invite me to your parties. Do you know how that feels?
[Dracula:]
Are you friggin' serious? You killed all my guests! Just 'cause you felt left out?!
[Simon:]
No!... Yes.
[Dracula:]
Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
Just stop bringing our lives to a God-awful end!
Now, since we are the only ones left alive
Let's play two-man Twister! Come on, give it a try!
[Both:]
Alright!
[Spoken - Dracula:]
Right foot green... [axe noise] AHAHAUGHH!
[Spoken - Simon:]
Sorry! Sorry, force of habit. Well, he is dead...
Looks like I have won at Twister!
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Starbomb Crasher-Vania Comments
I like it when he do the funny
How to get into Castlevania starter pack
Anyone else binge-watching all of his videos?
For some reason when he says “never fear Simon Belmont is here” I envision Captain Planet...ah well.
The ultimate Christian
Imagine this but in the context of the anime
Simon is already in smash
Ive woken up for work so many times thinking about this damn song
Dan has the best voice in the world
Mummys dont have brains
If all the guest died then the grim reaper died, but grim is death meaning nobody could die anymore which means Dracula didn't actually did at the end
TIS I, never fear, Simon Belmont is here
Remake?
put it at 1.5 speed =D
Wow, they made a whole game about Simon from smash Bros? Cool.
weve come a long way
I always laugh when looking at the faces of Medusa and Frankensteins Monster
Well, he is dead...
ladies and gentlemen, one of the most obscure starbomb songs.
Swamp man on vocals
NOT EVEN THE RIGHT GUITAR HERO GAME!
Castlevania on netflix looks great
0:42 Mike Wazowski
for the love of god simon what the f**k is your deal
2019 friend
You have to be good at video games to be Simon
Fake news, this isn’t Simon
I’m glad Dracula gave Simon a chance to play twister despite him being an ass
Wow Simon is still waiting, COME ON
Yeah they’re never going to invite Simon at this rate
Stop hating on Simon
Best line "I rip out your brain!!"
I love this song
Trololol
Chris and Zach would make much better music.
Jojo part 1 in a nutshell
69K likes. NICE
me playing smash
This has been my alarm for the last 5 years.
I’m that dramatic with my entrances
How have I just found this? Its immediately my favourite video ❤
See this in my recomendations...
AHHH SHIT here we go again!
Simon is by far the coolest
Remake?
Spooky.
Good voice and music
It's that time of year again!
1:42 when I tell my friend he not included in my party he comes and kills my other friends (me vampire) ( my friend the man)
This song is probably my top 10 favorite song
Daien Monster
69k... nice.
You won’t see madusa cause she will turn you into stone
It was Swampman on vocals. Nosferatu on bass. Boy, you should've seen the silly, funny look on his--
*OH GOD NO!*
I just saw this video was done by Cas _(:з」∠)_ and it’s one of my favorite starbomb video... How did I not saw that?!
wolfman is dead :))
god but i love danny so much
I love this song, but why does the mummy have a brain?
I love the song
The best part is when all monsters are named in 0:15.
but we're just playing twister-
IRIPOUTYOURBRAIN!
I didn't know YOU made this! This is one of my favorites. Came from the Avatar videos.
I think my favorite part is at the end of dan's verses when he transitions from singing to yelling. love it.
Русские залайкате, чтоб подумали что тут что-то крутое!❤️❤️❤️💛💛💙💙🔴🔴😀😁😂😭😘
Me: starting pc
steam, spotify, discord:
0:29
каждый день смотрю
Ооо руские его смотрят
А ты смотришь другие официальные старбомбы?
mom can we get hotel transylvania
mom: no we already have it at home
hotel transylvania at home:
omg cool
Simon looks like he's about to ask for my strongest potions
Lyrics?
1:20 SHIT!
Everyone notice this
This is first cas van de pol video were he use bad words
1:43 and here: "what the fuck"
Simon just killed wolfman with one punch
If only the animation wasn't so shitty
Once Castlevania Netflix hits the Simon era, this needs to be referenced or I'll be upset. :P
Sorry I have to when he was telling he would rip out the mummies brain they don't have brains they were removed before burial through the nose
Dan pls a song whit just the same vocals pls... Bitte mach ein lied mit der selben Stimmart bitte.. Ja
Were just playing twister
I P U L L O U T Y O U R B R A I N !
Simon shows up in smash.
1:20
Fur the luve of god Simon what da fuk is your deal?
Best line
I hate myself for pointing this out but at 1:07 the clock has the numbers four and six mixed up. I'm sorry.
Isnt it funny that the 4 mentioned monsters (Frankensteins Monster, Mummy, Wolfsman & Medusa) are exactly the 4 Bosses who are protecting the Seal of Brauner in Castlevania Portrait of Ruin?
[i know they are common enemies or even common halloween monsters but i found it funny that especially these 4 were the bosses for the 4 pictures hangig around in that room]
Put at 0.75.
Perfection. You see the detail in animation, and song becomes quite unique.
Arin really can’t sing
Is this a Wolfman’s leg? I thought he’s already dead
Best part "no"......"yes". I laugh every fucking time
https://youtu.be/NC2-kfvU0UI
Dan’s voice cures my depression
Caesarrrr... Never FEARRR Simon Belmont is hereeee..... It doesn't goes away from my head 😂
3spooky5me
Maybe if Belmont didn't keep stealing Drac's money and pot roast, he'd get invited out more.
One of the best animations for starbomb songs!
When you invite the Christian kid to your Halloween party
Just kill him plz
0:39 the Crucible in a nutshell
I LOVE IT!!! 😍😍😍😍
In from Romania and yeah
Why is this his most popular video it sucks
So perfect. Loved this song
Weird that Netflix put S3 on YouTube!
"For the love of god Simon" said the lord of the darkness hahaha great job.
Simon skipping leg day every day
wtf simon... : (