Spose - Greatest Shit Ever Lyrics






This is the greatest shit ever
You get shit from me like

Last night I got so drunk, the homies came over
And I woke up and I didn't have a hangover
Everything was all good, man, I checked my vital signs
I checked my bank account and that shit didn't have a minus sign
Bro, you won't believe this shit
My check engine light was off up in the whip
And I turned on the TV and I caught a sound bite
It's good news, Ray Rice and Chris Brown died
The sun shining got me warm like a lap dance
Started making music, four track TASCAM
My neighbor told me my shit turned him to a rap fan
And that fucking raccoon isn't in my trash can
Usually the lines a hundred and eight
But we went out to breakfast and there wasn't a wait
It got me feeling like today, it couldn't go better
I'm back, can't front, this the greatest shit ever

[Hook:]
See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid
You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no way
I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans
I got a call from Rihanna and she told me that she wants my D

No red lights as I'm whipping down to Walgreens
Kinda like the nuggets in my satchel, they were all green (green light)
Got me feeling like I could go do a backflip
Plus I saw a white cop just hugged a black kid
Windows rolled down, radio the sound on
Heard my song get played like plaid pronounced wrong
Check my mailbox, flip through the envelopes
And then there was no bills, like it's bye week in Buffalo
I could get to know this life
Dropped my new video and it got no dislikes
And nobody called anyone a faggot in the commentary
Complaints, I got none, like I'm a monastery
Feeling like it's DYD, I might just let my nuts hang
Got my trash out right before the truck came
No mosquitoes when I'm sitting on the lawn
Avery Bradley getting winner on LeBron

[Hook:]
See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit)
You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, bitch, there ain't no way (it's the greatest shit ever)
I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the greatest shit)
I got a call from your mom and she told me that she wish she had me (it's the greatest shit ever)

It's the greatest shit ever
It's the greatest shit ever
I'm the shit, shit, shit ever
I'm the greatest shit ever

Today it's like seventy and yesterday was cold out
My Gmail said tomorrow's show sold out
I called my girl told her I'll be late getting back
She told me keep killing it she wasn't mad
But real, you won't believe this now
See, I went to Dunkin Donuts, got the me discount
I didn't have to even use a Abe Lincoln at the interchange
She told me, "Nah, that shit's free for the King of Maine"
I got to back to where I habitate
She was sipping on a cabernet
She removed her sweater, but wait, it gets better
It's the greatest shit ever

[Hook:]
See, I'm usually broke but today, man, I just got paid (it's the greatest shit)
You couldn't kill my vibe if you tried, man, there ain't no way (it's the greatest shit ever)
I got some beers in the fridge plus a little money in my jeans (it's the greatest shit)
Republic Records called, they're sending me that gold plaque those bitches owed me (it's the greatest shit ever)





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  1. J.... H....

    Fuckin blastin this in my earbuds. Trump impeached, still got hot coffee in my travel mug, all morning work routines done, and I got the last spot in the "good" parking lot. Greatest. Shit. Ever.

  2. M.... S....

    I am almost afraid to compliment Spose since he didn't want to be a sellout or popular. Sorry Spose, your songs are catchy.

  3. B.... R....

    This song is a mood and I’m fine with that

  4. C.... C....

    Beyond relatable.

  5. E.... ....

    This is rap music for white people and people who dont know shit about rap music.

  6. J.... W....

    Greatest greatest GREATEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!

  7. S.... ....

    This song is the greatest shit ever

  8. F.... B....

    Got my 40 year old parents beat boxxin. :T killinit

    F.... B....

    Making me feel old man! I'm 39 and seen this dude live 7 times

  9. T.... F....

    Faggot... (u get it?)

  10. K.... N....

    Hell yeah on Chris Brown dead!!!

  11. A.... b....

    Any body still listening to this in 2019?? Just reply

  12. C.... H....

    If I ever get a bullshit best ever. Guess what. I'ma take a video of me pissing a shitwards life shit when bitches suck this dick. As I nut I'ma 💩 like shit on her chin. Her bitch as friends and they Tittie's. And then fuck them shitty bitches shitty tittes. Make um lik in clean. Donald Bumps is fuckin real,😊

  13. I.... R....

    2019 and still the shit

  14. R.... M....

    Ray rice AND Chris brown died XD

  15. J.... S....

    I love that Spose is a huge Trump supporter!

  16. c.... c....

    It's the greatest shit... ever

  17. A.... ....

    My friend meant the greates showman but I thought it was the greatest shit 😂

  18. G.... W....

    If you don’t like this song you don’t know true happiness

  19. T.... H....

    Love you spose

  20. d.... ....

    I’m just here as I thought I heard a Buffalo reference, and I did! :D

  21. D.... D....

    when I hear this song it always put a smile on my face.

  22. j.... p....

    2018 still the greatest shit ever

    j.... p....

    2019 and still the greatest shit ever

  23. H.... ....

    And that fucking BEEVECOON isn’t in my trash can!

  24. R.... S....

    This is official: this truly *is* the greatest shit ever

    R.... S....

    🖖🙃

  25. P.... W....

    This song is IMPOSSIBLE to find when it's stuck in your head...

    P.... W....

    and it is impossibly talking about this shit done today!! the birth of the death of time. 🖖🙂🙃🖕fuck everyone that made me gp through them and all those who helped them keep me down. to everyone else, welcome to your brand new life.

    P.... W....

    i just searched "the greatest shit"

    P.... W....

    @Z Cha https://youtu.be/IxGSO7IdUP8

    P.... W....

    Spotify premium just type is spose

  26. S.... T....

    There's no way Spose didn't make this song baked af

  27. C.... M....

    This the rap innocent white people listen too lmao shits garbage af

  28. D.... C....

    The beginning though

  29. T.... L....

    Ya'll are faggots

  30. M.... T....

    "I'm on the lawn!"

  31. N.... T....

    That next day after an epic party that resulted in 0 hangovers and 0 arrests

  32. M.... M....

    Dude this comment section is the greatest shit ever.

  33. T.... E....

    This is Saturday morning song holding a Bloody Mary

  34. D.... L....

    My favorite Every day song.

  35. C.... B....

    Having a great day, got approved for my new dirtbike and this is the song that pops into my head. Pay day, new bike, beer in the fridge, seems like nothing can ruin this day!!

  36. C.... B....

    I love almost all your songs man

  37. V.... ....

    I hadn't heard this in months, but it was suggested after ALL Rs. The day in mid-February it was almost 80. In Ohio. I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt all day.

  38. m.... m....

    :D this is the greatest shit!

  39. T.... 1....

    I usually dont listen to rap but I love E-Dubble and Spose.

  40. t.... z....

    Awsome 1000 of these are just from me lol

  41. S.... ....

    Dooddoooodoodooodoodooo

  42. C.... ....

    the description of a perfect day

  43. e.... ....

    This is the greatest shit ever!

  44. J.... ....

    awesome fucking song. heard it on pandora so i had to find it.

    J.... ....

    JoeNoIce same I heard on there and was like hell yea

    J.... ....

    Same! Now it's my new morning jam.

  45. N.... S....

    BEST SHIT EVER

  46. S.... C....

    This should have a video!!! This is badass

  47. C.... P....

    This song is the def the greatest shit evah! On my tube every day son!

  48. B.... L....

    This song is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. D.... W....

    I never comment on YouTube I just gotta say great this song makes me feel.

  50. C.... P....

    the greatest shit ever...

  51. K.... ....

    Was gonna dislike it solely because there are 68 of them. Then saw there are 1,668 likes...

  52. T.... ....

    how do i do the piano part

  53. o.... ....

    makes me have a good day even when its rough. just good jams

  54. T.... ....

    AVERY BRADLEY GAME WINNER ON LEBRON

  55. J.... R....

    yo this is marcus I've been a hip-hop head since 1980 and spose is a rightous rapper my 21 yr old son plugged me in got to say my son knows his rap u can thank his oldman we all can thank spose 1love

    J.... R....

    If your giving Spose props, you can't forget the other's who never sold out the plan to see "immediate" results, however some flipflops were essential, and speaking of which the in laws will stay where they are until they can move their own god damn selves. my "friends" are dead to me, handing me over to the devil at the precipice of the universal ignition.

  56. M.... W....

    Greatest shit ever

  57. S.... S....

    this cd it's the greatest shit ever

  58. J.... P....

    Who Tf unliked this!

  59. M.... C....

    Lmfao! Like a bye-week in buffalo! I'm from b-lo and that shit cracked me up

  60. K.... J....

    <3 this song

  61. J.... ....

    34 people have seemingly never had a great day. I actually feel kind of bad for them. :P

    J.... ....

    JJames88 208 now

    J.... ....

    249 now

  62. L.... ....

    I live in the same state as him

  63. M.... N....

    No bills, like it's bye week in Buffalo. Love it.

  64. Z.... C....

    I hope they make a video of this one someday

    Z.... C....

    Zecans CheckingItOut FOR. REAL.

    Z.... C....

    This is youtube not theytube I bet spose wouldn't mind if you made a video!

  65. T.... G....

    Greatest. Shit. Ever.

  66. B.... J....

    dude this is the greatest shit ever I'm in love

  67. A.... K....

    this song is the

  68. s.... c....

    I watch this t least once everyday.

    s.... c....

    spencer craig craig well six months later Spencer....are you still doing this?

    s.... c....

    No but I listen to it on Spotify most days

    s.... c....

    its been a year hows it going

    s.... c....

    @spencer craig craig going on 3 years hope you're having a day like its the greatest shit ever

    s.... c....

    Not really much to watch

  69. T.... 2....

    I hate rap but spose is in my top five favorite artist

    T.... 2....

    Tennessee_ 200 I like rap but yeah, Spose is awesome!

    T.... 2....

    BladeMaster719 ooooof I don’t know, I LOVE THEM equally for different reasons... they have different styles so I cannot make a decision. That’s a different one for me.

    T.... 2....

    Tennessee_ 200 same

    T.... 2....

    BladeMasta ヅ meh. Watsky is more poetry in motion not what I’d call rap

    T.... 2....

    @SoldierOfSteel rip to the man

  70. S.... ....

    Someone pls link the instrumental

  71. D.... D....

    This sounds like me skippin ihop at 4am hammered

    D.... D....

    Chris Kestner *5am

  72. J.... A....

    I got a call from ur mom and she said she want my d

    J.... A....

    *I got a call from your mom and she told me she wishes she had me

  73. J.... F....

    This song deserves more recognition tbh

    J.... F....

    Jillian Fitzgerald
    "You're Damn Right Son!!!" You said it all without saying a word...

    J.... F....

    Way way more,

    J.... F....

    It really is the greatest shit ever. This is how you know the music industry is trash. Secret fact: It's on purpose.

  74. I.... S....

    niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  75. S.... W....

    What four fuckers disliked this the song is so lit

    S.... W....

    now 29 rip

    S.... W....

    About 10,000 of these views are me lol

    S.... W....

    Sir William 42 now...

    S.... W....

    Sir William fucken bullshit this song is the greatest shit ever lol

  76. T.... k....

    definitely dosent get the recognition he deserves

    T.... k....

    TwoBitBro kotarek Spose doesn't get enough recognition in general... honestly..

  77. T.... B....

    This happened to me last week XD well the beginning did

  78. T.... ....

    These beatsies be bumpin

  79. R.... G....

    best payday song

    R.... G....

    Heard it the first time the day I got my tax return (5 months late). Had me bumping around like I was a king. :D

    R.... G....

    Its up there with NSYNC just got paid.

    R.... G....

    Have you heard 03 Altima?

    R.... G....

    @Trey Hansen word. My 1st thought

  80. A.... R....

    This tune is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo addictive, nice work Spose :-)

    A.... R....

    +Andy Ross a grower not a shower lol !

  81. E.... B....

    omg greatest $!#@ ever

    E.... B....

    🖖🙃

  82. D.... ....

    WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE 15K VIEWS

    D.... ....

    +theonlysuckishgamer Why the fuck does this only have 15k views?

    D.... ....

    +Trevor Taylor it should have 1 million +

    D.... ....

    +theonlysuckishgamer Agreed.

  83. L.... D....

    i love him love you daddy

    L.... D....

    +Azaree Lady someone had a lot of time on their hands

    L.... D....

    @Azaree Lady still went through app that trouble.

    L.... D....

    Yup haha

    L.... D....

    He ain't ur fad

  84. a.... s....

    dude if it's so bad then why u listening to it

    a.... s....

    aw fuck u

    a.... s....

    I got a call from your mom said she wish she had me

    a.... s....

    awesome sauce

    a.... s....

    awesome sauce

    a.... s....

    You must be a spoiled bitch if you cant relate

  85. O.... ....

    OFFICIAL VERSION ok got it? this is the official not that shit on spizzyspose channel ok?

    O.... ....

    Azaree Lady *faget

    O.... ....

    Erik Yanez its a spose joke, its at the beggining of "gee willikers", basically a hater typed "SPOSE IS A FAGET!!!!!!!!!!!"

    O.... ....

    Mega Boss I get the joke but clear the air here you're intentionally trying to correct faggot with faget I may be being a grammar Nazi but..... you were trying to do the same to people already spelling FAGGOT correctly with your 3rd grade equivalent *Faget* try to keep up with the argument homie

    O.... ....

    Erik Yanez k

    O.... ....

    Erik Yanez totally blew his candle out gee Willikers, just say fuck it mega boss I'm awesome

  86. J.... ....

    new favorite song

    J.... ....

    +Azaree Lady <3 :(

  87. A.... A....

    I wish i could diss like this twice

    A.... A....

    y? this is the greatest shit ever

    A.... A....

    y? this is the greatest ever

    A.... A....

    y ? this is the greatest shot ever

    A.... A....

    +Pitbull Nation Can't most people? I mean, most guys won't turn down a bj.

  88. n.... ....

    this is the shit!