Spice Girls - Spice Invaders Lyrics




Relax your mind.
The spicy girls are here on the planet Earth.
Are you too spicy?
Yes!

This song is full of valid information. Information like never wee with your knickers on.
Hold, hold a minute, that's my phone! Hello?

Hello, um, about... I can't believe my... ah

It's um, it's a mad woman. Get lost!

Melanie's always on the phone.

I'm not always on the phone! I used to be always on the phone but now I'm not 'cause I've got ear rot.

And she's always late.

No, I'm not, it's my driver, he drives slow. I like this bit.

I've never been any good at whistling.

You can hum then, not whistle.
Uh, hum? Eh ha

Where's Geri and Mel at this point?
I think they're asleep.
I thought it was a bit quiet.
No, Geri's writin' a poem under a tree somewhere. No, she's hugging that tree. Hug that tree, Geri!

You'd never guess what? You'd never believe this. Alright listen to this.
Oh, what is it, Geri? Oh, what is it?
Listen, listen listen.
What is it? What is it?
Friendship often survives the relationship from which it was neglected.
What?

Ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything! Don't you agree?
Geri, is you readin' that out of a book?
Yeah.

That's what you got to do when you get really stressed, you just go ah!

I should be over there eatin' my sweets, I think.
You're so cute.
Ginger!
You're just so cute.
Alright Ginge, how's your... beep!
No, it's Ginger like Ginger Rogers. It's not like "ginge".
Well, there's nothing wrong with being ginger.

There is nothing wrong. I'm out of a bottle anyway.

Baby, Posh and Ginger and we've got Scary and Sporty! Yeah!
Mixed together in a cooking pot, you have the Spice Girls!

I want that Indian bit to come again. Where is it?

Ah, we are the chosen ones.

It didn't last very long, did it?

Lift your knee up, tap it to the left. Gonna lift your knee up, tap it to the left.

That could be a new dance.
We don't wanna get in trouble now, do we?
No, I don't know what you mean by that, though
I you know we're not trying to be offensive

Exactly.
Exactly, exactly.
I quite like that.
Yeah, I do too





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  1. John Angelo

    As a kid my sister had a SG song I really liked n all I could ever remember was that they pronounced gingers name wrong literally 22 yrs later I found it

  2. Nathaniel Christopher

    I'm still holding out for a live performance!

  3. Vexilfunnyist Channel

    Ahh
    Relax your mind
    The Spicy Girls are here on the planet Earth
    Are you too spicy?
    Yes
    Aye yoo
    This song is full of valid information, information like
    Never wee with your knickers on
    Hold, hold a minute, that's my phone
    Hello, hello, um, about, I can't believe my, ahh
    It's um, it's a mad woman, get lost
    Melanie's always on the phone
    I'm not always on the phone
    I used to be always on the phone
    But now I'm not cause I've got ear rot
    And she's always late
    No, I'm not, it's my driver, he drives slow
    I like this bit
    I've never been any good at whistling
    You can hum then, not whistle
    Uh, hum? eh ha
    Where's Geri and Mel at this point?
    I think they're asleep, I thought it was a bit quiet
    No, Geri's writin' a poem under a tree somewhere
    No, she's hugging that tree, hug that tree, Geri
    You'd never guess what, you'd never believe this
    Alright listen to this
    Oh what is it, Geri? Ooh what is it?
    Listen, listen, listen
    What is it? What is it?
    Friendship often survives the relationship
    From which it was neglected
    What? Ignoring your conscience allows you to justify everything
    Don't you agree?
    Geri, is you readin' that out of a book?
    Yeah, ha ha
    La, la, la, ahh
    That's what you got to do when you get really stressed
    You just go ahhh
    I should be over there eatin' my sweets, I think
    You're so cute, Ginger, you're just so cute
    Alright Ginge, how's your, beep?
    No, it's Ginger like Ginger Rogers, it's not like 'Ginge'
    Well, there's nothing wrong with being Ginger
    There is nothing wrong, I'm out of a bottle anyway
    Ha ha ha
    Baby, Posh and Ginger
    And we've got Scary and Sporty, yeah
    Mixed together in a cooking pot
    You have the Spice Girls
    Ba, ba, blah
    I want that Indian bit to come again, where is it?
    Ahh, we are the chosen ones
    It didn't last very long, did it?
    (Ba, ba, bam)
    Lift your knee up, tap it to the left
    Gonna lift your knee up, tap it to the left
    That could be a new dance
    Ha, ha, we don't wanna get in trouble now do we?
    No, I don't know what you mean by that
    Though I, you know we're not trying to be offensive
    Exactly
    Exactly, exactly
    I quite like that
    Yeah, I do too

  4. Jimmy The Clown

    I hate mel b this song is so gross and creepy lol

  5. Hayley Louise

    Why have I only just heard this?

  6. Okey Dokey Lokey

    This is so cool, literally just Mel B screaming

  7. minim12

    Esta canción la grabaron una noche donde las 5 spice estaban drogadas?

  8. Ericka Peoples

    I used to listen to this and pretend I was hanging out with them lol.

  9. bluetwinkiesaregood

    Did Geri says she's out of a brothel or a bottle? She's muttering by 2:26. :O

    Elle

    bluetwinkiesaregood out of a bottle ie her hair wasn’t naturally red. ;)

  10. Cole Edwards

    This song isn't that bad to tell the truth xD

  11. Eric Springer

    one thing I can say about the Spice Girls, they sure had some B sides that were fun or should have gone to albums like Take Me Home or Bumper To Bumper...this one is not an album thing, much like One Of These Girls

  12. Support4MySingers

    Funny song, especially Mel B talking of getting ear-rot from talking on the phone too much but thank god this didn't make the album!

    Splash '96

    Agreed. This is the perfect single's b-side.

  13. Atomic Kitten

    this is soo cute lol

  14. I Love Mel B

    this is the best song ever lol