Sparks - Under The Table With Her Lyrics






Nobody miss diminutive offspring
Not when there's big wigs there, there
Dinner for twelve is now dinner for ten
'Cause I'm under the table with her

I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet
Somebody pats her hair, hair
Everyone's nice to the subhuman species
I'm under the table with her

People all around the world are having only rice and tea
Two of them should come and take the place of Laura Lee and me

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  1. R.... D....

    Love Sparks still!

  2. G.... I....

    Im too.atm but sombdy txt plz ty

  3. J.... W....

    Indiscreet was the first album I had of any artist. One of my favourite sparks songs ever. 'Dinner for twelve, thank you'

  4. A.... B....

    I thought the lyrics were just about doing the deed with someone.

    A.... B....

    Hi fan! I thought that too but could it be about dogs under the table?

    A.... B....

    The second verse gives it away that the characters are dogs 'I give a yelp and they throw me a cutlet, somebody pats her hair' dogs life? Yes please, lol!

  5. A.... G....

    One of the biggest unknown Meisterwerk of Pop Music...still Unreacheable!! I have it in my Vinyl in my collection,but it's very practic to have it served on you tube...! Thanks...!

  6. G.... G....

    Disturbingly dark lyrics - seriously odd track from seriously weird but wonderful album "Indiscreet". Why oh why did the Maels make us wait a quarter of a century until Lil Beethoven plumbed these bizarre depths again?

  7. J.... B....

    Kinda sounds like they were reading some Alexander Pope... :)
    Brilliant, as always.

  8. M.... P....

    um "grupo" sempre à frente do seu tempo...qualidade na música, letras e o trabalhar da imagem/show-------fantásticos!!!!

  9. f.... ....

    редкая гадость

  10. s.... ....

    Have loved this song and album and Sparks since '75......Always pictured this being sung from the point of view of one of Marie Antoinette's toy poodles.........Anyone else see them live in '75 at the Erlanger in Philly or the Tower (Patti Smith opened) in Upper Darby in '76?

    s.... ....

    Hi.. Do you happen to know the exact dates and venues of those gigs you mentioned? Thanks.

  11. G.... ....

    an early sparks classic one of very many

  12. R.... J....

    Would go well with Fawlty Towers !

  13. R.... J....

    Would go well with Fawlty Towers !

  14. b.... ....

    we love Sparks in South Africa and their imitators EllaMental in 80s

  15. b.... ....

    I haven't heard this since I was a kid!! Damn, I had good taste. Genius music!

  16. i.... ....

    I have loved this song since college (72-76)