Sparks - Moustache Lyrics
A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
My Jewish friends would never call
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Sparks - Rock, Rock, Rock
- Sparks - It's A Knock Off
- Sparks - Bullet Train
- Sparks - How To Get Your Ass Kicked
- Sparks - The Calm Before The Storm
- Sparks - Aeroflot
- Sparks - Scheherazade
- Sparks - More Than A Sex Machine
- Sparks - Balls
- Sparks - Senseless Violins
- Sparks - Let's Go Surfing
- Sparks - The Ghost Of Liberace
- Sparks - Tsui Hark
- Sparks - Now That I Own The BBC
- Sparks - Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil
- Sparks - Irreplaceable
- Sparks - It's Educational
- Sparks - (Baby, Baby) Can I Invade Your Country?
Rand Lyrics
- Taylor Dayne - Love's Gonna Be On Your Side
- Taylor Dayne - Dreams
- Taylor Dayne - There Is No Heart That Won't Heal
- Taylor Dayne - Soon As My Heart Breaks
- Taylor Dayne - Beautiful
- Taylor Dayne - I'm Over My Head
- Taylor Dayne - My Heart Can't Change
- Taylor Dayne - She Don't Love You
- Taylor Dayne - Under The Bridge
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