Sparks - Ladies Lyrics






Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

Ladies, Ladies
On the sofa next to me
Are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee

Ladies, Ladies
In the backyard climbing trees
Are Princess Grace and Margaret Meade

Ladies, Ladies
And you pull in the driveway, you've been out shopping
I got a hide them, hide all you ladies
Lay down and smile, they're disappearing
And then right after, I welcome home my only lady

Ladies, Ladies
Jackie's in the powder room
Lois Lane will be here soon

Ladies, Ladies
Eva Braun is cracking jokes
While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes

Ladies, Ladies
When I call up some buddies, "Hey, come on over,
There's ladies present!" We'll be right over!
The ladies hear me, they're disappearing
And then right after,
My friends ask me where are all the ladies?
All of the ladies?

Ladies, Ladies
In the kitchen baking cake
Is Betty Crocker

Ladies, Ladies
Dolly Parton's in my pool
And Aunt Jemima's acting cool

Ladies, Ladies
They're really great in person
They get me going
But, I'm not pushy
Don't want to blow it
No six packs know it
They started fading
Come back my ladies
Where would I be without my ladies?
Ladies...





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  1. B.... T....

    "Joan of Arc just sits there smoking........."

  2. A.... B....

    Isn't funny that both Betty Crocker and Aunt Jemima are attending this imagened party. Is that a Fruedian cravings for food? 🤔 😂
    (The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, as we know 😉😊)

  3. A.... B....

    LYRICS song by Ron Mael, Russell Mael/Sparks ✨

    Ladies, ladies
    On the sofa next to me
    are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee
    Ladies, ladies
    In the backyard, climbing trees
    are princess Grace and Margaret Mead
    Ladies, ladies

    Then you pull in the driveway
    You're been out shopping
    I've got to hide them
    Hide, all you ladies
    They nod and smile
    They're disappearing
    They're fading out now
    And welcome home, my only lady
    My only lady

    Ladies, ladies
    Jackie's in the powder room
    And Lois Lane will be here soon
    Ladies, ladies
    Eva Braun is cracking jokes
    While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes
    Ladies, ladies

    Then I call up some buddies
    Hey, come on over
    There's ladies present
    "We be right over"
    The ladies hear me
    They're disappearing
    They're fading out now
    My friends say "Where are all the ladies?
    All of the ladies, all of the ladies, all of the ladies"
    Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies
    ((Take it out!))

    Ladies, ladies
    In my kitchen baking cake
    is Betty Crocker
    Ladies, ladies
    Dolly Parton's in my pool,
    and Aunt Jemima's acting cool
    Ladies, ladies

    They're really great in person
    Hey get me going
    But I'm not pushy
    Don't want to blow it
    'Cause if I blow it
    They start a-fading
    Come back my ladies
    Where would I be a without my ladies
    Without my ladies, ladies, ladies...
    💖💖💖💖💖

  4. A.... B....

    Seems like the Mael brothers have really interesting pool parties 😂

  5. B.... H....

    Oh, and a hippy as well.

    B.... H....

    The drippy ol' dude 😂, can't forget him, it's rude!

  6. B.... H....

    If Dolly was swimming in Russell Mael's pool, she would have to contend with: 1 Hippopotamus, a book, a painting, a Volkswagen micro bus, a Chinese women with an abacus, a roman centurion and possibly a giraffe.

  7. B.... H....

    Dolly Parton's in my pool and Aunt Jemima's feeling cool...............Priceless and add to that, those lovely Beach Boys harmonies in the background, a classic song!!!

  8. B.... H....

    Love the Line: 'Eva Braun is cracking jokes while Joan of Arc just sits and smokes'

    B.... H....

    Barnaby Hughes completely agree. Sparks always had a high level of intellectual wit. As much as I love the lyrics, their musicality and super wide range of styles makes them one of a kind. I hope they live forever or at least as long as I,m still here.

  9. a.... ....

    Dolly Parton should get out of the pool, I see a hippo coming...

  10. S.... P....

    absolutely amazing, I have bought vinyl in Amsterdam record shop (Y)

  11. S.... D....

    Amazing song from an amazing album.

  12. x.... ....

    Brilliant! 

  13. V.... M....

    my friends say where are all the ladies?  So true......

  14. D.... D....

    Love this tune.