Sparks - Instant Weight Loss Lyrics

This is a good tune, but I still like the title track and the two singles off of this album instead: “I Predict” and “Eaten By The Monster Of Love”.

so clever, but it's the music that keeps me coming back... would love to hear it as an instrumental

No Saccharin anymore? 😂

LYRICS by Ron Mael:

Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
That takes me back
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There was this girl
Black hair, so what
She called me Fats
But in one night
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One night, one steamy night
I'd lose a kilo each hour
In ten nights, ten steamy nights
And figure a kilo an hour
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Then came this guy
Some foreign name
Had chubby hands
Wore lots of chains
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That's it
What's done is done
Erase the past if you can
With ice cream, with coconut pie
In less than a week I'd undone
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Don't play that riff
She sang that riff
All through the night
It's coming back
I've gained an ounce
I've gained a pound
Another pound
I've gained a ton

So last July
This girl pulls up
Blond hair, so what
She says "hey Fats"
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Instant weight loss
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Instant weight loss....

Dang this song is underrated, it's probably my favorite track by these guys...

One of my favorites. Thanks for posting!

Then it's already TWO of us.