Snider, Todd - Easy Money Lyrics
He tried to look like he had a little bit of money
A grifter with a southern drawl
Well I could tell right away by the the way he was runnin'
That the boy was just a beggin' to crawl
At least a junkie knows what he needs
And he'll give up everything he's got for just one shot of having it all
He took every last cent of his savings
On a trip to the local track
He had a tip from a friend
Bet it all down to win
On a horse named Heart Attack
Well now he ain't no fool, boys, he didn't bet it all
So everything was cool when that horse took a fall
But then he turned around and blew the rest
He wanted easy money
It's sad but it's true
Everybody wants the most they can possibly get
For the least they can possibly do
They want that easy money
I don't understand
God they scheme and they plan
But they can't get their hands
On no easy money
Now she'd been watching him from a table
Not too soft but not too tough
Well she figured by the money he'd been throwing around
That he was damned sure good looking enough
So she worked her way over, she shot him a wink
He took his last five bucks, he bought her a drink
By the time they hit the Motel Six
They figured they was in love, love, love, love
She loved that easy money
It's sad but it's true
Everybody wants the most they can possibly get
For the least they can possibly do
They want that easy money
I don't understand
Lord god, they scheme and they plan
But they can't get their hands
On that easy money
It must have been about two weeks later
He got a call from a business friend
Who'd found a sure fire steal of an investment deal
And honey, guess what, he's gonna let both of us in
So they took all her savings out of the bank
And on the way home they stopped to gas up the tank
She stepped in for some ciggs and she never saw the fucker again
He got that easy money
It's sad but it's true
Everybody wants the most they can possibly get
For the least they can possibly do
He thinks it's easy money
He don't understand
If you scheme and you plan
You ain't got your hands
On no easy money
You scheme and you plan
You ain't got your hands
On no easy money
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Snider, Todd Easy Money Comments
This man has it
Getting drunk getting stone getting fuck up and fighting yeah sounds like a Nascar show to me
Rich isnt having fancy cars and expensive shit...sitting on my piece of land, cold keg of miller, bbq and watching my kids feed the chickens and goats while listening to this is true richness. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 stay true to your roots folks.
He'll yes.
😂😳🤥🤣🤥😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Todd Snider is Hilarious!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From what I heard, Marie was a little bit country, Donny was a little bit rock & roll, and this guys a little bit profound.
Such fun to listen to his songs and stories.
Real baby
This guy has me manic.. Damn.. I hate the depression. What goes up... They say...
I've seen Todd over a dozen times and every single time was amazing. Such a fantastic artist and storyteller.
"Some folk shit about the trees or whatever..." LOVE it! :)
Thats the shit!!!...LOVE IT!!
One of the funniest chapters in a book I ever read was the first chapter of Todd's book, it was called, "Jerry Jeff's Balls." Really funny.
not bad at all
What is the deal with this Todd Snider guy? He is likely the most talentless "musician" I have come across in a while.
David Ikard Like he says at his shows, not expecting to change your mind with words.
Not that it matters to you, because in your mind, yours is the only opinion that matters, but there are numerous critical praises like this:
https://www.nwitimes.com/niche/shore/entertainment/music/todd-snider-s-music-reflects-working-class-struggles/article_c3cb76ba-215c-5e95-a6d7-51cd4d6d16f2.amp.html
Now go watch yourself some Fox News and go to bed.
Good evening, sir.
Hi, Bill Elliot.
@Kenjh71 Yo... -Kermit... Yea... The Frog... Perfect Comment there... Bill ;)
@David Ikard not as fantastic as your efforts I'm sure
Sheeet, this guy cracks me up to no end, AND kills it with the tunes!
I saw him on Austin City Limits way back in 94 or 95... And loved him, Todd Snyder and the nervous wrecks. Check out the album, songs from the daily planet. It's AWESOME!
The best never care about being played on the radio. They care more about their craft. I love them for that.
Todd is one of the best we have. A true Artist, Sonwriter & all around great performer. True treasure to the music industry
Todd Snider is a gem
Why have i never really heard this guy
So far nine Bill Elliot fans have watched this video.
inspiration
Storyteller, lyricist, musician and more.
Comic, too. The way he tells his stories is so funny and entertaining. What a talent. I would love to see him in concert ! :)
OMG, this is great.
thanks for sharing. what a great way of feeling like i'm at the show.
talking seattle blues
Can anyone tell me where I can find one of those hat's like the one Todd wears?
Mast General Store, Valle Crusis. NC. Probably others also, that's where I got mine.
Tennessee
Maclemore Thriftshop. 99 cents.
closest hobo
1. Uranus.
2. Pick one up at the Pickle park benches in Utah.
3. Carrot Top's suitcase
4. San Francisco
5. Pickle park bench in IDAHO
6. Ida's Pimp
7. Unclaimed Baggage
8. MaClemore Thriftshop
9. Funeral Parlors or the deceased's Estate Sale
10. Yo Mama
Todd you are so darn funny, thanks for making me laugh.
Where was this?