Snider, Todd - Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males Lyrics






Conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Gay bashin', black fearin'
Poor fightin', tree killin'
Regional leaders of sales
Frat housin', keg tappin'
Shirt tuckin', back slappin'
Haters of hippies like me
Tree huggin', peace lovin'
Pot smokin', porn watchin'
Lazy-ass hippies like me

Tree huggin', love makin'
Pro choicin', gay weddin'
Widespread diggin' hippies like me
Skin color-blinded
Conspiracy-minded
Protestors of corporate greed
We who have nothing and most likely will 'til
We all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame
I know who I like to blame

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Soul savin', flag wavin'
Rush lovin', land pavin'
Personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin' so hard to keep
The free reins of this democracy
From tree huggin', peace lovin'
Pot smokin', barefootin'
Folk-singin' hippies like me

Tree huggin', peace lovin'
Pot smokin', porn watchin'
Lazy-ass hippies like me





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  1. g.... e....

    The infamous 2008 album Monsters of Folk turned me on to this kid. Good stuff, man.

  2. P.... U....

    Awesome

  3. t.... ....

    Remember the Quayles? ha!

  4. T.... R....

    musicians with disclaimers are a drag. just play the song

  5. J.... G....

    The Lord describes the three types of unworthy disciples in Luke 9. Verses 57-58 describes Catholics who want the best the world has to offer as well as personal salvation; verses 59-60 describes Protestants, who place family and business before seeking the Lord with a whole heart; and verses 61-62 describes Pentcostal/charismatics who confuse their base emotions as the Holy Spirit's leading. These folks are unworthy disciples because (1) they don't pray without ceasing, (2) they may read their Bible, but they don't study it prayerfully, and (3) because they lean to their own understanding, they fail to look to the needs of others as the Spirit leads. And before the religionists freak out, there are in fact folks who seek the Lord with a whole heart, having died to self and allowing the Spirit to show them the path of righteousness (not mere 'right & wrong') IN CHRIST.

    J.... G....

    who are they?

    J.... G....

    @anne caroline Unworthy disciples are those who take the Name of Christ but do so selfishly. The worthy disciple is one who divests himself of the world's expectations and moves forward in life as the Spirit leads. I was surprised at your question, because I wrote plainly the three types of unworthies are Catholic, Protestant and Pentecostal/Charismatic; another word for unworthy would be 'immature' at best.

  6. J.... T....

    god this is good am i right.

  7. P.... W....

    Folks are awful anti-Eurocentric until they want to blame everything on the straight white European male... oh... he also looks totally fried on something.

  8. b.... 1....

    I never enjoyed being insulted more.

  9. L.... S....

    If the last name and nose looks like a duck...it's a jew.

  10. s.... ....

    Is this song copyrighted? Could I do a folk contrafactum of this in a centrist perspective like how people copies tf out of camptown races and you are my sunshine?

    s.... ....

    Probably

    s.... ....

    Todd’s cool, he doesn’t give af.

  11. 7.... W....

    I am 100% a hippie like you.

  12. 7.... W....

    Todd Snider, I just love your music and your soul. I have been a fan for something like ten years. I want to tell you how happy I was that you came to Ohio some years back to play at Hookahville. I knew I was gonna enjoy everything so I hadn't bothered to look at the lineup. When we got to the gates my husband left me with our stuff while he went to find our people. Sitting there on the cooler, i heard this song, the one that made me cry and take note of your name the first time I heard it on Mountain Stage, coming from somewhere. I sat there on my cooler surrounded by strangers I knew I loved and cried again. When you got up on stage, that's when I found out you were actually there. I was tripping too hard to get out of my chair, but I hopped and hollered all through your set. ♥️

  13. m.... m....

    This is not right wing

  14. K.... c....

    Sad how many people don't understand satire.

  15. D.... ....

    It ain't bragging if you can do it. Just like another great man we know.  MAGA

  16. m.... 1....

    Haha played this at the bar. Everyone thinks im right wing after playing real country all night little do they know all these guys are lefties i love it plus the band and i respect the 2nd and all carry guns ha ha i love it

  17. b.... 1....

    Is it wrong of me to like this song being a white Christian Conservative Republican male? I like this guy's music all of it

  18. W.... N....

    So brave

    W.... N....

    So brave. He (they) act like they don't have control of the culture lol.

  19. T.... D....

    Too much talking in the intro.

  20. D.... J....

    Come back to Oregon

  21. t.... ....

    Interesting how the sound guy turned the vocal volume down right after the first line.

  22. M.... W....

    Hayes Carll knock-off. Good song but not very original in execution.

    M.... W....

    Not hardly. Todd Snider was around way before Hayes Carll

    M.... W....

    Michael Wilson, Todd is as original as anyone can get.

  23. J.... L....

    People will take you more serious, if you quit acting like an idiot like the right wing Christians! You are smarter than that.

  24. J.... S....

    I am a conservative republican straight white American male. I do like your music but I think you got your values in the wrong place. Anyway, keep singing man. Good music, just don't hate the conservative white Christian republican males

  25. M.... W....

    i'm gonna share them cuz they rhyme lol love ya todd snider

  26. R.... B....

    I've always been a Todd Snider fan but I think he blinks too much in this video.

  27. M.... L....

    Sing it Todd !

  28. D.... B....

    Luv..love..keep saying it..it all counts!!!!

  29. l.... b....

    My new favorite

  30. K.... S....

    * Love It! What a great song to play on the day before the midterms. Please enjoy, & make sure y'all get out & rock the VOTE! 🇺🇲️

  31. D.... B....

    High as a kite!

  32. M.... H....

    Hippies are todays Christian Conservative.....Ken Kesey, look it up. Lincoln, look it up. Reagan, look it up. Dems are Nazis.

    M.... H....

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Nope. They were countercultural. But being countercultural isn’t just about being different, it’s also about being right. About standing up for the working man. About defying the oppressive institutions that define and control our world. Christianity and Conservativism are both complicit in this oppression.

  33. d.... ....

    Dont do drugs or you will look and think like Todd

  34. B.... B....

    You forgot RACIST,HOMOPHOBIC,MISOGYNISTIC,XENOPHOBIC AND DUMB AS A POST!!!!!!

  35. S.... P....

    Love rebellious songs. Truly American most of which written by the Patriarchy. If we only look in the mirror we might see our demons and our angels.

  36. D.... O....

    here is a man singing what he believes, but I cant believe what he believes. it all sounds good all on the outside but it don't sound good to me. let me be, just for an hour a hour a hippie living for free

  37. D.... P....

    Never met a leftist that was blind of skin color.

    D.... P....

    Nobody is blind to skin color, unless you are legally blind.

  38. J.... T....

    Awesome good. Sing it loud!

  39. V.... C....

    Snider is JEW, lol. He is acting as one thing, but probably the exact opposite.

  40. P.... L....

    Jesus was a Liberal.

  41. B.... C....

    Move over, Ed Sheeran...

  42. 2.... ....

    Yep, he's a libtard.

  43. r.... ....

    I love this guy! Anyone have audio to his "This Old Guitar" from the Keith Sykes demo?

  44. K.... K....

    nothing like dividing people with song. Typical "New Liberal".

  45. p.... ....

    Whatever happened to actual protest songs with balls? I could really care less but I think it's funny that it has become such an easy target to attack white Christian males.... it's lame low-hanging fruit from thirsty individuals trying to seem like they're saying something controversial when in fact this is a played out commentary seen every single day on social media news outlets television and movies.

    Like I said I could really care less but there is nothing rebellious attacking straight white Christian males.
    It is the fodder of fools and the target of the masses in today's public eye.

    It would take a real Rebel to make a song like this about Muslims... all I know is we all better thank God that radical Christians and Muslims don't work together because they believe a lot of the same damn things.

    It's just any songwriter is scared to point out the Muslim beliefs because they are cowards they pretend to attack religion when they are really only attacking straight white males.

    And I'm sure you will take this the wrong way and be triggered because I mentioned Muslims and that's just the way this crazy ass World Works in 2018.
    But I'm just pointing out that there is nothing rebellious & it takes no balls it takes no courage to make a song attacking straight white Republican conservative males
    In the 2010's

    p.... ....

    good thing this song is from 2004

    p.... ....

    You do sound triggered....

  46. B.... W....

    very underrated artist .

  47. M.... S....

    Camera codec is getting absolutely wrecked by that screen.

  48. R.... C....

    Damn...sorry, I have no time for conserv-a-turd xian right wing white nonsense.

  49. P.... M....

    Hey he gave you a disclaimer. He doesn’t want to change anyone’s mind. He’s just playing a song exercising his first amendment. I see no problem with it

  50. l.... ....

    Love this song!! Great voice! Hope to hear more from this artist! I’ve adopted this mantra as “my song”! 😊♥️

  51. D.... S....

    Heard this song and immediately went out and bought the album, what a brilliant songwriter.
    Another Snider (but without the talent)

  52. S.... P....

    The only good thing was the title! I HAVE a good sense of humor - it just wasn't that funny, shrug....

    S.... P....

    when you have to state that you HAVE a good sense of humor, its a tell, to the truly funny

  53. P.... L....

    Never More Relevant Than Today . . : >)

  54. A.... G....

    WSMFP!!!

  55. D.... G....

    I love Todd Snider!!.....been listening to him for years and saw him "live" in Charleston,SC

  56. B.... L....

    Wow, he's describing me to a T.

  57. F.... L....

    White American Christian conservative right wing republicans worship a middle eastern Jewish liberal. Hilarious

  58. i.... ....

    The problem with ultra-conservative Christians is that if they take over the US, then the US will go the way of Islamic countries 500 years ago. Fundamentalism stultifies free thinking and creativity by tying society to ancient books like the Bible. Liberalism is the only thing that gives the US a chance of maintaining its importance on the world stage.

  59. P.... ....

    I'm all of those things but this is a good song.

  60. M.... M....

    Proud to be a Conservative Christian Republican, Straight, WHITE male !

    M.... M....

    and this hippie is just fine with that! Give respect you get respect! :)

    M.... M....

    And not one of those things has helped you produce anything that is in the same realm as this guy.... but good job on being.... WHITE?!

  61. W.... ....

    Constantly bellyaching,
    Too-infrequent bath taking,
    Patchouli stanking hippies like him.

  62. C.... T....

    think this song has gained more garnered more concern since the alt right has taken power. This is the most conservitive version of this song I have heard, probably because he is preforming for back country, white, racist, homophobic, individuals. Please, God help the USA.

    C.... T....

    All you had to say was "back country". The white, racist & homophobic are implied.

  63. J.... J....

    After reading most of these comments I must say that if Snider's goal was to get everyone riled up he met the mark. Calm down.

  64. S.... ....

    😂😂😂👍🏼🎶

  65. C.... M....

    Hes liberal as hell but an amazing songwriter and a funny guy. thas all u need right?

    C.... M....

    Most songwriters are.

  66. W.... D....

    This is just terrible. He sounds retarded and can't play the guitar. He is straining so hard and sounds like shit haha

  67. W.... A....

    Shoo!! Go back to to the 60s!! We've all heard this hipster hat folksy protester music. Be original you dope.

    W.... A....

    Where can we hear your original music? You know, since you’re so quick to condemn this guy, where can we find your stuff? Guitar in your profile pic, no music on your page. How’s that glass house you live in?

  68. A.... Z....

    Well, this gave me a good laugh. 
    But— that's not to say my liberal ass actually believes this exaggerated caricature.

  69. T.... L....

    Todd Snider should move his American hating ass to North Korea. It seems their values are more in line with his than ours.

    T.... L....

    Your values don't seem to be very "in line" with our American values either, +DJ LEGION.

    If you're going to go ahead and denounce someone for using their birthright to freedom of expression, then perhaps *you* should go to North Korea.

    T.... L....

    lol, always hilarious to see the ultra triggered, straight white Christian, daddy trump cock sucking conservatives in this comments sections =D

  70. H.... H....

    Way to go libturd, denigrate the farmers you claim to support

    H.... H....

    lol, always funny to see the triggered trump supporters on this comments section xD

    H.... H....

    It even funnier to see a leftist shyte show his complete ignorance by barfing up a completely unoriginal thoughtless worn-out comment

    H.... H....

    Bruh, what I meant is it's funny to see all these really serious comments in a video about a guy who made a random song just for shits and giggles :P he even roasted himself in the song!!! he clearly meant for it to be funny and not taken seriously, as I've seen some other comments point out and I was being silly in my initial comment too.

    H.... H....

    Hale Hardy salty af

  71. C.... T....

    If a song pisses you off you have bigger problems...

  72. B.... A....

    "this one go like this"

  73. h.... ....

    at some point in the day iam all catagories of that little diddy

  74. H.... B....

    I love knowing one stoner folk singer worthy of walking with Willie. Tolerant folk songwriters will mend the world.

    H.... B....

    Nothing more tolerant than shitting on a whole demographic

  75. K.... ....

    Fuck yeah! Preach it Todd!

  76. L.... S....

    textbook liberal haha

  77. l.... ....

    The leftists on here need to lighten the fuck up.  I consider myself conservative and found it hilarious watchin Todd riff on stereotypes.   That's all they are too.  You people would get that if you weren't "useful idiots"......  Ironic shit watching you all show your true "tolerant and inclusive" nature.

    l.... ....

    Save your virtue signaling horseshit for someone stupid, cocksmooch.

    l.... ....

    Your inability to respond without resorting to playground silliness exactly illustrates my point. You are what you do little feller. I doubt you have within you the capacity to grow up.

    l.... ....

    You're adorably obtuse, fuckwit.

    l.... ....

    dude why are you so mad haha

  78. P.... M....

    look at him! do you really think he's lazy? I have an awesome metabolism, it takes work to look like that.

  79. B.... T....

    some pretty killer video quality...just saying.

  80. J.... T....

    Todd Snider is great do you guys or the white supremacist people need a education very bad. Do you have any idea what so ever you speak about and why effing total trash. Get educated your ruining the US. Sorry to speak bad but it is so true.

    J.... T....

    Grammar, atrocious, spelling, borderline illiterate but by all means, princess, tell us all more about your imaginary superior intellect......

  81. J.... H....

    That's funny

  82. W.... C....

    love it

  83. J.... M....

    stay the fuck out of school. i love you, todd. ty

  84. s.... b....

    Shouldn't he be somewhere makin the pro choice choice which is what?  What choice do they fight for?  killing babies?  And nobody hate you until you open up your mouth!!!

    s.... b....

    fetuses aren't babies. Almost all abortions happen when the "baby" is mostly an undifferentiated mass of cells.

    s.... b....

    Ahhh go cry somewhere else. its a song

  85. S.... X....

    not a pick me up truck music fan but this was funny AF

  86. B.... S....

    Trippin balls!!!

  87. B.... S....

    Trippin balls!!!

  88. M.... H....

    I'd say he's an adequate representative of liberal America.

    M.... H....

    I know. Isn't it great?

    M.... H....

    Oh yes.... he's sooo liberal.

    M.... H....

    Yeah, cause he pisses off people who think it's sooooooo special to be white, straight and Christian. Back to your hawg-callin' contests, tractor pulls and rattlesnake-handling churches.

    M.... H....

    Did you not get the irony of the song? He's making fun of both sides.

  89. c.... ....

    He forgot to mention how he hasn't bathed in twenty years.

  90. J.... B....

    I love Todd Snider, but he's so high he looks like he's singing to a crowd of ghosts.

  91. G.... W....

    Could. Not. Love. IT (and you), more.

  92. J.... M....

    Ah, come on guys. I'm a conservative Christian straight white republican male. And while I disagree with nearly all of Todd's assumptions here, I love the song because it's freakin' hilarious.

    You have to be able to laugh at yourself a little. Quit stressing. It's a song. Todd has the right to express his opinions (which is cool cuz they rhyme and are funny) and I bet him and I could sit and jam and get along just fine.

    (Even though he's a tree huggin,' pot smoking, porn watching, lazy ass hippie.) 😊

    J.... M....

    @catothewiser yeah, I'm admittedly quite guilty of just the term you described...

    It's hard to be kind to those who demand respect for chosen stupidity...

    J.... M....

    I’m also all of those things and the song is still hilarious 😂 .

    J.... M....

    Celia Shen
    Yup! Too bad Mel Brooks isn’t still making movies. He would probably get in all kinds of trouble if he did. Blazing saddles is #6 in the all-time comedy movies. Everyone loved it, but so many would be offended now.

  93. t.... t....

    love u todd. been loving u for years. stay healthy my friend

  94. T.... Y....

    Lots of haters on the board! Let him sing and be free to sing what he wants! And your favorite singer can sing what he/she wants! If you don't like his message, nobody is forcing you to listen!

    T.... Y....

    go to hell.

    T.... Y....

    Sorry, but freedom of speech also means we can criticize what you say.

    T.... Y....

    That's fair but it's also true to say that he isn't free enough to sing the reverse version of this song anywhere for fear of violent attack.

  95. D.... J....

    gotta love todd - check out his version of margaritaville

  96. o.... ....

    Make a song about how much you hate supposedly hateful people.

    o.... ....

    +oavirus, sounds as if your intolerant of his intolerance to conservative's intolerance.

    o.... ....

    @scottymac63
    *you're

    o.... ....

    ahhh go whine somewhere else. its a joke. learn to laugh brother. life is much more fun that way

  97. U.... ....

    Hey man, check this out. I've never been a part of anything political, but this Ron Ramsey the Lt Governor of Tennesse is a real bad fake person. So I joined anybutbramseydotorg and guess what? We shut him down man. We gave him two choices to lose the next election or spend more time with his family. So, he's not up for reelection, man. We shut him down man. And it feels good because he's just a real bad man, you know?

  98. t.... m....

    Politicians bite!