Smosh - Ultimate Assassin's Creed III Song Lyrics






How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Freedom fighting machine
Big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros?
I'm-a slash your face, man

I'm a very skilled assassin
Killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river
Need a box of tissues

When I'm huntin', I be stuntin'
You can never find me
In the bushes
In the haystacks
In your mother's laundry

Watch me comin', free runnin' up the walls
LIKE A BOSS
What you lookin' at, bitch?
Taste my tomahawk chop!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

From Boston to NY
Always up to no good
Don't know how I can see
Out this big-ass hood

Walkin' through the crowds
Touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade
For a secret attack

Jumpin' off of giant buildings
Like I was a Super Man
Use your mama as a meat shield
Every time that I can

Take a break from the war
To hunt for some meat
"What? A man's gotta eat!"

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Up first in the verse
Feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers
And you'll find the fuckin' heat

Revolution I lead
With the world, I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers-
I don't wear briefs!

You can't step up to me
And my gang
Horse and carriage drive-bys
Bullet in the chamb'

Ridin' over your clique
Like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar
Before this shit's done!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow





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  1. H.... E....

    I missed this

  2. S.... C....

    I was 14 when this came out still one of my favorite AC games

  3. A.... M....

    These were the golden days

  4. P.... ....

    *the new smosh has to compete with this.*

  5. A.... X....

    I dont care what anyone says this is the best smosh song

  6. k.... f....

    bop from day one

  7. S.... G....

    I seen this right when it came out, when I was 9 years old .man I miss the old smosh.

  8. T.... D....

    It's still stuck in my head to this very day

  9. N.... F....

    Time when smosh is in it's prime age

  10. J.... H....

    Ah the nostalgia

  11. M.... P....

    Back when Smosh was good

  12. w.... ....

    0:52 - 0:53
    Me trying to find the comment when I was 9

  13. I.... o....

    So assassin creed 3rd was famous by this but only 15% percent because of this song

  14. A.... A....

    Ohhh my childhood time fly’s 🤧

  15. w.... ....

    2020 is about to come and I’m just trying to watch videos that I use to watch in my childhood 😭😭

    w.... ....

    wow. Me to🤧😭

  16. L.... o....

    Ah yes. My childhood.

  17. T.... ....

    Who else remembers singing this all the time while playing AC3?

  18. K.... A....

    There is only one thing they have to add to smosh to make me like them again. Yall know it alr

  19. S.... p....

    3:11
    Who let gru act in this

  20. j.... k....

    its been 7 years and I still remember every single lyric

  21. j.... k....

    who else is here before the decade ends

    j.... k....

    Me I'm in 6th grade and I found the song in 5th

  22. S.... T....

    Memories bring back memories bring back you.

  23. T.... ....

    I remember listening to this on the bus in middle school, and I’m in college now.

  24. T.... F....

    Aren't the guys in red coats the British?

  25. T.... m....

    So simple so perfect

  26. w.... A....

    top 3 music vids

  27. w.... ....

    this song brings back so many memories, i wish i could go back to when times were much simpler where i’d get back home from school and just sit and watch smosh for hours on end with no care in the world /:

    w.... ....

    wiltaed me to and plays some black ops 2 😓😪

  28. M.... ....

    I still remember lunchtime with smosh dude those were the days

  29. B.... ....

    Come back to this song after like 4 years and still know every words

    Fair to say I’ve earned my veterans discount

  30. s.... ....

    i remember listening to this everyday on the bus in 3rd grade.. good times👌🏻

  31. K.... C....

    Who here still crys when you remmeber he left

    K.... C....

    Me and why he left smosh whyyy

    K.... C....

    Idk and now his hair is longer....i miss his style

  32. A.... D....

    Any veterans here?

    A.... D....

    A DISAPPOINTING SALAD not u

  33. M.... J....

    2019 and this song still hits better than hiroshima

    M.... J....

    Yes as strong as the first hokage

  34. g.... ....

    This song is better than 2019’s billboard charts altogether 😎.

  35. S.... ....

    This came out when I was six and I watched it to death. I didn't speak/understand English back then, but WOW WHY DID MY PARENTS ALLOW ME TO WATCH SMOSH?

  36. B.... S....

    Who else thought this was going to be bad and turns out good

  37. S.... M....

    Ya casi 2020 y aún me encanta esta canción
    ¿Alguien más?

  38. F.... B....

    his face at 3:11

  39. A.... R....

    This was YouTube in its prime time

  40. g.... 6....

    Back when I was like 6 I was like hmmm oh yeah Mr. Dollar man oh and red and blue man but now is like ohhhhhhhhhhh because we are learning about the American revolution soooo

  41. F.... ....

    When The Quiet Kid Starts Laughing: 0:08

  42. S.... S....

    I remember this was like my favorite song in 2014 when i was like 7 :((( The good days are over.

  43. A.... B....

    still remember all the words 😔✊

  44. N.... N....

    *Господи, через столько лет я снова нашла этот клип, обожаю!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥*

  45. C.... ....

    I first watched this in kindergarten and im in 6th grade i remember all the scenes

  46. I.... r....

    This was my shit.

  47. f.... t....

    Ass-ass-in

  48. A.... ....

    After Anthony left Smosh is goin down..

  49. V.... s....

    i cried hearing this again

  50. S.... ....

    Jeez man I was 8 when I saw this I’m now 15 and I still remember the lyrics by heart miss old smosh Like a mofo

  51. R.... E....

    Lol it's amazing

  52. J.... ....

    7 years later it’s still a banger

  53. T.... H....

    girls locker room "omg Brad is so cute,"

    Boys locker room

  54. A.... L....

    Ian’s verse is still fire 7 years later

  55. j.... j....

    if you remember this, you deserve a veterans discount

  56. C.... R....

    I've never played Assassin's Creed and I still love this song.

  57. C.... A....

    NY=new york

  58. D.... P....

    Good times

  59. R.... G....

    I was simply studying and out of nowhere this song popped in my mind and now I can't get it out.
    I guess good things never get old.

  60. D.... 9....

    I've liked smosh since I was like 4 I still do like if u do 😊👍

  61. 5.... 5....

    Not gonna lie this is really catchy

  62. K.... Q....

    *S M O S H I S D E D*

  63. C.... A....

    Thats not deer blood its just hersey syrup

  64. a.... h....

    ahhh memories

  65. S.... B....

    Man my gay ass 12 year old ass banging my head thinking I was the baller listening to this song wanting to buy a bow and tomahawk thinking I was some gay ass mix between Robin hood and an Apache warrior. How I wish I could roast my young ass

  66. M.... ....

    This still bangs

    M.... ....

    Hi fake mrbeast

  67. A.... M....

    My feels

  68. Y.... ....

    whats the original song name?

  69. s.... ....

    Lets go for the 1 bilion views

  70. P.... P....

    ah yes back when I didn't notice that the union soldiers were being played by asians

    P.... P....

    Proletariat Pashka / Пашка Пролетарий To be honest this was the time were YouTube was best

  71. B.... ....

    XD Mi infancia, verga

  72. J.... V....

    This video has aged like fine wine

  73. D.... Z....

    Holy shit, this came to me in my dream and I’m getting flashbacks of back when I was a cringy 12 year old when it came out 😂

  74. a.... c....

    Gm gamers

  75. I.... ....

    I was 9 when this came out and my mom thought I was mentally insane

  76. D.... D....

    I remember I saw this on Nickelodeon a few years back

  77. C.... R....

    How many fools can i kill today???😍😍

  78. E.... K....

    I’m crying rn. This is very nostalgic to me

  79. A.... G....

    What’s the crazy deal about a tomahawk

  80. P.... G....

    Nostalgia

  81. K.... E....

    Bruh I remember listening to this shit nonstop

  82. T.... F....

    Why does nostalgia always make me sad...

  83. C.... G....

    I wasn’t bothered to get assassins creed so I played this song and started going on a rampage at pedestrians. While playing GTAV

  84. L.... 6....

    Someone
    2020

  85. a.... b....

    Split second after 1:51 (best scene)

  86. M.... W....

    How do youtubers make such good songs

    M.... W....

    Mason Wu well it depends who’s making it

  87. F.... R....

    Wtf how i get here nice 🤣

  88. J.... ....

    I miss these days so much man

    J.... ....

    We all do 😅

  89. S.... L....

    I remember me and my brother playing ac3 and we would just sit in the middle of Boston killing red coats they would just keep piling up.

  90. P.... 7....

    I remember this Channel was my childhood I watched Smosh literally every day

  91. B.... G....

    I miss you so much :(

  92. S.... ....

    3:13 no wonder they ran lol

  93. T.... ....

    why was this suddenly stuck in my head after a few years

    T.... ....

    Teent this is one of first things I think of if someone were to say smosh

  94. N.... C....

    Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssss

  95. G.... S....

    Gonna tell my kids this is the Hamilton Musical

  96. J.... ....

    Ouch.. Smosh lost 100 subs

  97. k.... ....

    Me trying to hold back on november 30th at 11:59 trying to hold back 1:54

  98. 5.... l....

    Hello 2019 👋