Smosh - Ultimate Assassin's Creed III Song Lyrics
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros?
I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin
Killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river
Need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin'
In the bushes
In the haystacks
In your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin' up the walls
LIKE A BOSS
What you lookin' at, bitch?
Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
From Boston to NY
Always up to no good
Don't know how I can see
Out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds
Touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade
For a secret attack
Jumpin' off of giant buildings
Like I was a Super Man
Use your mama as a meat shield
Every time that I can
Take a break from the war
To hunt for some meat
"What? A man's gotta eat!"
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Up first in the verse
Feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers
And you'll find the fuckin' heat
Revolution I lead
With the world, I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers-
I don't wear briefs!
You can't step up to me
And my gang
Horse and carriage drive-bys
Bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique
Like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar
Before this shit's done!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
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Smosh Ultimate Assassin's Creed III Song Comments
I missed this
I was 14 when this came out still one of my favorite AC games
These were the golden days
*the new smosh has to compete with this.*
I dont care what anyone says this is the best smosh song
bop from day one
I seen this right when it came out, when I was 9 years old .man I miss the old smosh.
It's still stuck in my head to this very day
Time when smosh is in it's prime age
Ah the nostalgia
Back when Smosh was good
0:52 - 0:53
Me trying to find the comment when I was 9
So assassin creed 3rd was famous by this but only 15% percent because of this song
Ohhh my childhood time fly’s 🤧
2020 is about to come and I’m just trying to watch videos that I use to watch in my childhood 😭😭
wow. Me to🤧😭
Ah yes. My childhood.
Who else remembers singing this all the time while playing AC3?
There is only one thing they have to add to smosh to make me like them again. Yall know it alr
3:11
Who let gru act in this
its been 7 years and I still remember every single lyric
who else is here before the decade ends
Me I'm in 6th grade and I found the song in 5th
Memories bring back memories bring back you.
I remember listening to this on the bus in middle school, and I’m in college now.
Aren't the guys in red coats the British?
So simple so perfect
top 3 music vids
this song brings back so many memories, i wish i could go back to when times were much simpler where i’d get back home from school and just sit and watch smosh for hours on end with no care in the world /:
wiltaed me to and plays some black ops 2 😓😪
I still remember lunchtime with smosh dude those were the days
Come back to this song after like 4 years and still know every words
Fair to say I’ve earned my veterans discount
i remember listening to this everyday on the bus in 3rd grade.. good times👌🏻
Who here still crys when you remmeber he left
Me and why he left smosh whyyy
Idk and now his hair is longer....i miss his style
Any veterans here?
A DISAPPOINTING SALAD not u
2019 and this song still hits better than hiroshima
Yes as strong as the first hokage
This song is better than 2019’s billboard charts altogether 😎.
This came out when I was six and I watched it to death. I didn't speak/understand English back then, but WOW WHY DID MY PARENTS ALLOW ME TO WATCH SMOSH?
Who else thought this was going to be bad and turns out good
Ya casi 2020 y aún me encanta esta canción
¿Alguien más?
his face at 3:11
This was YouTube in its prime time
Back when I was like 6 I was like hmmm oh yeah Mr. Dollar man oh and red and blue man but now is like ohhhhhhhhhhh because we are learning about the American revolution soooo
When The Quiet Kid Starts Laughing: 0:08
I remember this was like my favorite song in 2014 when i was like 7 :((( The good days are over.
still remember all the words 😔✊
*Господи, через столько лет я снова нашла этот клип, обожаю!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥*
I first watched this in kindergarten and im in 6th grade i remember all the scenes
This was my shit.
Ass-ass-in
After Anthony left Smosh is goin down..
i cried hearing this again
Jeez man I was 8 when I saw this I’m now 15 and I still remember the lyrics by heart miss old smosh Like a mofo
Lol it's amazing
7 years later it’s still a banger
girls locker room "omg Brad is so cute,"
Boys locker room
Ian’s verse is still fire 7 years later
if you remember this, you deserve a veterans discount
I've never played Assassin's Creed and I still love this song.
NY=new york
Good times
I was simply studying and out of nowhere this song popped in my mind and now I can't get it out.
I guess good things never get old.
I've liked smosh since I was like 4 I still do like if u do 😊👍
Not gonna lie this is really catchy
*S M O S H I S D E D*
Thats not deer blood its just hersey syrup
ahhh memories
Man my gay ass 12 year old ass banging my head thinking I was the baller listening to this song wanting to buy a bow and tomahawk thinking I was some gay ass mix between Robin hood and an Apache warrior. How I wish I could roast my young ass
This still bangs
Hi fake mrbeast
My feels
whats the original song name?
Lets go for the 1 bilion views
ah yes back when I didn't notice that the union soldiers were being played by asians
Proletariat Pashka / Пашка Пролетарий To be honest this was the time were YouTube was best
XD Mi infancia, verga
This video has aged like fine wine
Holy shit, this came to me in my dream and I’m getting flashbacks of back when I was a cringy 12 year old when it came out 😂
Gm gamers
I was 9 when this came out and my mom thought I was mentally insane
I remember I saw this on Nickelodeon a few years back
How many fools can i kill today???😍😍
I’m crying rn. This is very nostalgic to me
What’s the crazy deal about a tomahawk
Nostalgia
Bruh I remember listening to this shit nonstop
Why does nostalgia always make me sad...
I wasn’t bothered to get assassins creed so I played this song and started going on a rampage at pedestrians. While playing GTAV
Someone
2020
Split second after 1:51 (best scene)
How do youtubers make such good songs
Mason Wu well it depends who’s making it
Wtf how i get here nice 🤣
I miss these days so much man
We all do 😅
I remember me and my brother playing ac3 and we would just sit in the middle of Boston killing red coats they would just keep piling up.
I remember this Channel was my childhood I watched Smosh literally every day
I miss you so much :(
3:13 no wonder they ran lol
why was this suddenly stuck in my head after a few years
Teent this is one of first things I think of if someone were to say smosh
Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssss
Gonna tell my kids this is the Hamilton Musical
Ouch.. Smosh lost 100 subs
Me trying to hold back on november 30th at 11:59 trying to hold back 1:54
Hello 2019 👋