Smosh - The Legend Of Zelda Rap Lyrics






Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? That's a fucking girl's name!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice

"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you fucking annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? Screw that! Legend of LINK.

'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil

I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina

'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil

Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.

Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'Cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"

'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil





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Smosh The Legend Of Zelda Rap Comments
  1. A.... N....

    if Eminem wasn't from 8 Mile

  2. k.... h....

    Ben türküm

  3. E.... ....

    This has aged like fine wine

  4. B.... ....

    Is it just me or the majoras mask is on day
    0:47

  5. B.... B....

    Knowing Ian and Anthony aren’t together kind of breaks my heart

  6. T.... D....

    Back when Smosh was actually good

  7. C.... G....

    This is an og sing

  8. T.... ....

    Yeah uh, ERB don't need to touch this one

  9. G.... ....

    TO DA L TO DA I TO DA N TO DA K WHERES TIGHTS EVERYDAY DONG GIVE #%^# WHAT YOU SAY

  10. S.... A....

    *White people can't ra-*

  11. N.... S....

    Look and you can see the majora’s mask moon

  12. T.... ....

    9 years strong and this song is still a banger

  13. E.... H....

    This is actually the only rap song i enjoy listening to unironically

  14. N.... L....

    I miss this

  15. A.... L....

    Line Distribution:

    Ian: 70,2
    Courtney: 29.1
    Anthony: 0.2

  16. R.... W....

    I haven’t played a Zelda yet but after seeing this I’m gonna buy every console it’s on and play the whole series.

  17. S.... W....

    9 years BRUH

  18. T.... P....

    This is fire

  19. W.... ....

    i remember this coming out, damn i miss 2011

  20. R.... R....

    Ok, but all of these camera angles and effects are extremely impressive for when this was made!

  21. M.... P....

    I never forget that music no matter what it takes that is so amazing how they make this song just like pure art

  22. M.... P....

    The best Legend of Zelda rap music ever I love it 100% spectacular

  23. S.... D....

    Actually for me this would be the other way around I’m usually the one protecting the dumb boys from bullies

  24. D.... N....

    we often laugh at smosh's videos because they are goofy and funny but we also underestimate the production value of some of their other videos, like this.

  25. r.... ....

    Wait I thought this would have so many more views by now

  26. P.... D....

    *The good days of Smosh.....*

  27. S.... ....

    I'm putting this comment almost a decade later, and I still think this is the best video game song of all time. It's also my favorite Smosh video.

  28. J.... 5....

    Whos watching 2020

  29. M.... -....

    jdkdcuhdd I will come back here every month.




    It is now: January (2020!!)

  30. b.... ....

    Well I'll tell you one thing it's 20 20 in my soup with it

  31. N.... K....

    its been 8years+ and i still think ganondorf won that rap battle.

  32. p.... ....

    This and the zelda mangas were the best thing that could of happened to me in the 3rd gread

  33. N.... F....

    I'm from Argentina lol

  34. T.... H....

    The fukcing best

  35. D.... O....

    It’s 2020 and this hasn’t aged

  36. 1.... m....

    Can you find the moon from Majoras mask

  37. T.... 6....

    I remember when I first listened to this I had just beaten twilight princess

  38. M.... ....

    2020 still listening to this nearly 10 years after it came out

  39. T.... D....

    This still feels so cool even after so long

  40. S.... P....

    When I heard the “shut up” I felt a tear drop from my eyes.

  41. B.... ....

    zelda's verse still bangs

  42. L.... s....

    2020 anyone? This is so crazy, time flies. 😞

  43. B.... v....

    I listen to this 24/7 mate

  44. C.... ....

    Why is this not on Apple Music :T

  45. M.... Z....

    Came back 9 years later for this sick beat 0:13

  46. S.... ....

    This came out 12 years ago. Lmao. Hoooollyshit.

  47. C.... V....

    Is Zelda Rihanna?

  48. R.... L....

    I grew up thinking evel knievel was some kind of video game character

  49. P.... I....

    Legend of Link ?????????????

  50. m.... p....

    2020 anyone? watching this gOLD?

  51. Y.... Y....

    I still know the lyrics wtf

  52. D.... D....

    Lets just be honest here:






    Nobody searched for this (Probably)

    D.... D....

    Actually I searched for this after randomly remembering it.

    D.... D....

    i said probably

  53. B.... G....

    SMOSH RETURN THESE OLD VIDS TO THE PUBLIC

  54. I.... ....

    Does anyone else agree that Ian looked really good as link in this video? :p

  55. W.... ....

    I get sweaty eyes when I think of YouTube 8 years ago. It was beautiful man.

  56. S.... F....

    Can we all just agree that 2011 to 2013 were the best years

  57. h.... ....

    Why is it called Zelda if link is the main character

  58. I.... ....

    Zeldas part is pretty fire

  59. D.... V....

    OG smosh is best Smosh

  60. R.... ....

    2020 Anyone?

  61. R.... ....

    1080p in 2011 looks sick.

  62. Y.... B....

    I think of the chorus randomly every like 2 years and then I have to listen to it

  63. A.... 4....

    Wow botw is already released

  64. G.... F....

    Even though this song is old it’s still a bop

  65. R.... J....

    1/24/2020

  66. G.... S....

    At one point in my life, I was proud to admit that I knew these lyrics by heart.

  67. F.... ....

    I want to know how many people bought this on iTunes...

  68. J.... F....

    cant belive its 8 years since last time omg i feel old

  69. K.... M....

    Oh god flashbacks

  70. C.... o....

    An oldie but a goldie

  71. J.... T....

    I remember I had this shirt. God I loved it

  72. a.... m....

    Still a straight banger

  73. P.... ....

    I was obsessed with this song when I was in Junior High.

  74. e.... c....

    Cierto cierto 0:49

  75. S.... H....

    I remember when this song came out. I downloaded it on my iPod and memorized all of the lyrics, listened to it all the time

  76. R.... J....

    1/23/2020

  77. A.... G....

    All these years later and I still know the words

  78. A.... ....

    I Cried, I don't know why,... help

  79. R.... J....

    1/22/2020

  80. O.... ....

    I thought this was gonna be stupid but it’s actually catchy

    O.... ....

    Ontomuch sooooooo, you are saying this is your first time listening to this?

  81. K.... O....

    me coming back in 2020 after I listened to this song 24/7 in 2013

  82. H.... B....

    Don't mind me, I'm just re-visiting my childhood

  83. V.... L....

    Who realize now that the triforce is the item from league of legends

  84. B.... M....

    I think I gave this video 1million veiws

  85. R.... J....

    1/21/2020

  86. O.... o....

    idk why people think that links name is zelda

    O.... o....

    cuz the game was called legend of zelda and we played as link so people misunderstood

  87. T.... C....

    Take me back to those days just for once

  88. R.... D....

    Isn’t that girl from jk studious

  89. J.... G....

    “Thats so 2008”



    Goddamn I was 3 in 2008.

    J.... G....

    bro same its insane...
    my c h i l d h o o d

    J.... G....

    Wtf man in 2008 I was 7, I feel like a grandmother

    J.... G....

    I was 9.

  90. R.... J....

    1/20/2020

  91. D.... ....

    Old but Gold

  92. F.... S....

    I still love it when she says “got bigger balls then even Evel Knievel”

    F.... S....

    i read that right as she sang it lmao

  93. P.... P....

    2011 wasn’t 9 years ago
    2011 wasn’t 9 years ago
    2011 wasn’t 9 years ago
    2011 wasn’t 9 years ago
    AAAAAAAA

  94. C.... ....

    Smosh's prime! <3

  95. L.... M....

    OHHHEHEHDJHCMC MY FUCKINT GOD DIDE TYIS WAS FUCKINNNGDJ FIREEEEJSBSSJ SKS WJE SJWBSJIC AN T TJDIESJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN T R R RRTTTY