Smosh - If Music Were Real (Outro) Lyrics

[Ian:] Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if Smosh music was actually real.

[Anthony:] Yeah. The only thing more stupid than that, would be the people who would actually buy this crap.

[I:] [Laughs] Suckers

[Crashing Sound]

[A:] The hell was that?

[I:] Oh my God. Terradactyles!

[Laser Sounds]

[A:] Cyborg terradactyles! With laser eyes!

[I:] Get 'em with a machine gun!

[A:] Come and get it, you dinosaur bastards!!

[Shoots at them with a machine gun]

[I:] There's too many of them!

[Screaming, terradactyl noises, and laser sounds]

[Narrator:] And so, Ian and Anthony were killed by cyborg terradactyles with laser eyes.
Eventually, the cyborg terradactyle overran the entire country, and Barack Obama was forced to rename the United States of America to the United States of Cyborg Terradactyles.
And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Bitch.