Smosh - Driver's Ed Rap Lyrics
[Ian:] Uhhhh
High school
[Anthony:] Driver's ed
[Ian:] I-Dog
[Anthony:] And A-Dizzle
[Anthony:] Yeah, we gettin extra credit for this one
[Ian:] Jump in my bombdiggity car
Let's do this
[Both:] Yeah!
[Ian:] First make sure that you buckle up your seat belt
Cause if you don't and get in a wreck you will be killed
Your body will be in pieces and look all icky
Your blood will be all over the place and'll be real sticky
Just start peeing
F-f-for the time being
He'll think that your crazy and run away
Or he'll give you a ticket
Make your mom pay
[Both:] If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!
[Anthony:] I went to Compton
Some muggers tried to jack me
They pulled out a gun
A-a-and tried to cap me
You should always carry
A weapon in your car
Like a bat,
A stapler,
A towel,
Or a metal bar
[Ian:] A girl once sent me boobie shots
I liked it a lots
Till I hit a mailbox
I drove off the road looking at a breast
And that's how I failed my first driving test!
[Both:] If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!
[Anthony:] Don't you ever flip and try to ghost ride your whip
Cause you just might trip
Yeah, and have a nip slip, uh
Flip on your hip
Bit the tip of a chip
Take a road trip and skinny dip
On a cruise ship
[Ian:] Always look both ways on a street
Unless you wanna get beat
By a car
It'll run you over
And drag your body real far
Then no one will like you
Just like Jar-Jar
[Anthony:] So that's how you drive an automobile
That's all you need to know, so grab the wheel
Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
[Both:] Because driving yourself
Is the bomb!
Driver's Ed!
Bitch!
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Smosh Driver's Ed Rap Comments
*they film this*
2 hours later
*teacher puts it on the projector*
class:
2:01 The only guys that can beat thanos
Just visiting my childhood
Das sum hi qooaliti shet for 2003
it was ffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllluuuuurrrrre
Tf is this
It like old fashion trend
WOW,JUST WOW DUDES. NICE
Wonder if they got the extra credit
LOLIS?!?!??! 2:55
When he said dad my dad called me
I <3 you for staying around come on Shane
wtf why did anthony predict the shell necklaces
The chorus is like their song we are gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Who else thought at first this was for their actual high school
1:16 LOLI COPS WHERE ARE YOU
high school version Ian and Anthony were sooooo cute
I miss old Smosh.
1:42 so the looked at lolis 10 years ago...
0:21 look at the top and look for legal lolis
Soo funny
((((((((CRING))))))))
0:01, they already knew about the VSCO girls
2013: Pooka shell necklaces will always be cool
2019: vScO ChEcK
2019 anyone?
2019
“On your left”
This video will never not be good.
They were like 15 when this was made
Can someone please put lyrics
2019 anyone
man good ol times
1:01 does anyone think he was supposed to be there as a joke or?
Dont u ever flippin try to ghost ride ur whip cuz you just might trip yea have a nip slip flip on ur hip bit the tip of a chip take a road trip and skinny dip on a cruz ship
Fact: the word 'cap' came from Anthony
2019?....
Best song to this day.
0:40 STOP RIGHT THEREEE
Whos here in 2019
Damn childhood hitting me hard
How did I not see this video?
0:29 they spelt wreak wrong 😂
I miss the old smosh😥
Best song ever(:/)
I honestly think this would will be me soon very soon
This is the smosh that I miss
Saudades do Smosh original ;)
I like how they spelled your on 2:23
I don't need a license when I watch this video
Just Watch their drivers ed teachers are still paying it at their school
Are u guys watching this in 2019
Sup guys
2019??? no oh ok
The rapper Eminem is afraid to diss
Mentally retarded
Australia's driving test's are different than America's driving test's
Yeah you can tell this was filmed in 2003
With
Kids
you know driving test is what the british says
I can't believe I actually bought this on iTunes as a kid
2019 anyone?
This is best😄
back when youtube monetized everything
We're do they find those girls
They pay them because they are actors
Wait is that shaggy on the wall at 2:50 ????
Is this real?
2019 anyone??
That is so good
0:21 anyone notice the posters????!?
Yep they give you lots of 8==D=3 ({|})
Pause and then go to 2:29
About to start Drivers head
This is so much better than Eminem or any raper
1:02 anyone notice the guy cones out if no where and there not driving
I made my teacher play this to the hole class
This crap still has more lyrics than gucci gang xD
Why do I still know all the lyrics
I watched this at 2x speed.
I REGRET NOTHINGGGGGGG
This is trash 😂
So cringe but funny
Smosh predicted the kiki challenge 2:07
Good good😊😊😊
0:12 oh my god i can see the cringe just from here
not that bad tbh
😃I LOVE THAT SONG!
better than youtube rewind
I would like to know what is with smosh and pikachu?
Bruh you look young (Nice Rap)
Wtf is up with hair
Antony dident now what to do
in 1:25 LOL
SMOSH first album (2002):
1. Shut Up (intro)
2. Pokemon GO theme song
3. MIB theme song
4. Mortal Kombat theme song
5. Pimps Of Prom
6. Vader Is My Friend
7. Morphin Smoshin' Rangers (guitar cover)
8. We're Gangstaz
9. A Merry Gangsta Xmas
10. Transformers song
11. TMNT theme song (guitar cover)
12. Hardcore Max
13. *Driver c@@p ed song*
14. Shut Up (outro)