Smosh - Dixon Cider Lyrics
Sometimes, you have bad days; days when you think nothing can bring you up.
But if you got a girl, you got nothing to worry about, just listen here and we'll tell you just what's up.
Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
And show her love with your Dixon Cider
Grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider
Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider
And show her family your Dixon Cider in her mouth hole flowin' down inside her
You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again, (hey, hey ho)
Then you can shout it out and go tell all of your friends. (Hey, hey ho)
I love Dixon Cider and I will till the day that I die.
I would even choose it over... uh... oh... uh... I guess... pie?
It makes me feel so good I wanna have more Dixon Cider
I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider
If your girl don't want it then you best go hide her
Cause I find her give her Dixon Cider
Push, shove it all down inside her
Make her thirst for the Dixon Cider
Put it on a string so I can ride her
All day every day Dixon Cider
Can't wait to pour it all inside her
Dixon Cider!
I was 13 when I had my first Dixon Cider I had so much when I talked, I would slur.
Parents didn't like it, there was nothing they could do.
Then my momma tried it, she started slurring too.
My dad said, "No more Dixon Cider till you're older, " I said "Hell no!"
So I rolled him over with a boulder.
And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care...
Can anyone save me from this killer bear?
It don't matter who you are, white, black, asian or hispanic.
There's no need to panic; you know this shit's organic.
If you don't get enough, it could make you go nuts.
Grab your Dixon Cider... wash it down with doughnuts.
Grab your girl and get some Dixon Cider,
Sweet, sweet love you will provide her.
Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider.
In her mouth hole flowin' down inside her
Then shower her with Dixon Cider
With all your clothes on that's what I prefer
Show your love with Dixon Cider
Push and shove it all down inside her.
So that's the deal and we hope you understand
We want the whole world with Dixon Cider in it's hand
If you're wondering what this song is really all about,
We're talkin' bout shoving penises in your mouth.
Yeah!
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Smosh Dixon Cider Comments
Dixon Cider Best Music From Meto To Sausage In Mouth
Did you guys not listen to the last few lines of the song it literally says what the song is about
I’m about to turn 14 in two months so these means that these song came out when I was 7 wow how time passes these were the good times
That was awesome
Classic 😂
Any1 else just here to rewatch the good old days
This video is full of harassments
I was 8 and I sang it so loudly at home and now I know the meaning I'm wheezing
I was like 5 or 6 and now I’m 11 and I don’t know why but I used to sing to this 😂I miss theses days because my sister used to be like 14 or 13 and now she’s 18 and we used to love smosh and we even downloaded the game It was very fun but now Anthony left so it not the same anymore😔they were the best thanks for the childhood memories ❤️
when i was younger i thought nothing was wrong with this song, now i relize
after 6 years i finaly get it
I can't believe I didn't get this til now.
I genuinely believed the description of why they made this song at the start of the video when this came out. Young me was too innocent to get the joke.
i um never knew what this was when i was 12 but uh
ive moved on
comments: *figured it out in 5 years*
me: *figured it out in 2 minutes*
Christmas morning, 2019. I miss smosh
YouTube recommendations.
Oh no I watched this in my grandmas house when I was 9
oooooh
I get it
When Anthony was still in it
Merry Christmas Just revisiting
It's exactly Dec 25 :D
I just saw this on my recommended and only just realised why my teachers and mum told me it was bad to sing this song when I was younger and thought this song was dope
Hearing it after all this time and I finally get it...
smosh's peak year 😭
Put it in a string so i can ridee herrr
I didn't even know you guys made this song i just heard this on the radio
Like si lo ves el 2020 like if you see it in 2020 they are the best Smosh pity that stopped being the first place of top most famous youtubers:
How did y’all not get the joke right away like he literally says what it’s about at the end 😂😭
i miss the old smosh :(
imagine the casting call for this
"needs to be okay with being covered in apple juice"
oh my god it's been 6 years but I just now understood what dixon cider was a joke of, litter elementary school me just thought it was a bomb-ass song
I remember me and my brother singing this song around my dad, and he goes “What did you just say?” I was so confused and he told us what this actually meant and told us we couldn’t listen to it anymore. Now I REALLY know why.
Wait wait holy shit I was 10 when listening god now I understand it
12 when this dropped now I’m 18 GG.
Holy shit I just got the joke after 6 years
is anyone else going on a marathon of old youtube songs? just me? okay
Yes I get it finally
this was the *drake* of 12y old me
Is Dixon cider =dick in side her? I not sure what is the joke
Was I the only dirty minded 12 year old who got this when it was released?
.......no
ahh yes 11yr old me was so innocent
They used to be the GOLDEN apple fo frickin YouTube
BRUH XD I WAS 12 AND NOW IM 16 I GET IT
I just now got this...
I just realized Anthony’s censor block is bigger than Ian’s
🤣Chill🤣
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dixion cider now i get it
I miss this old Smosh but I do like the new stuff too
This was actually golden
OMG I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE LMFAO
Seeing this now vs 6 years ago is a big difference. I can’t believe this went over my head! 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think anyone got this back then, Like I watched this everyday back then and never got it. I bet most people only get this now😂
Me: *Sees this video*
Kahoot: *_ah shit, here we go again..._*
I cannot believe this came out right before I graduated middle school... I'm 20 years old now, man time does fly
From the 1:00 part I know what he means
We were to innocent to understand the joke in 2014 let’s be honest here
Miss these two
This song bops even now that I’ve understood the lyrics
Holy shit im 13 and i just got the joke.
i use to sing this all the time when i was 10, why didn't anyone tell me
YouTube was a different place back then
I literally watched this next to my mom when I was 7 and didn’t know the meaning of this lmao
They literally explain the meaning at the end of the song
When youtube was at its peak
Today, December 16th of the year of our Lord 2019, marks the date in which I, Alexander Small, at my twenty-one years of age, understood this joke after the passing of six years since the first and only watching of this video...
God, do I feel stupid now
This is my mail ringtone
i watched this when i was 8 and i played this to my 18 year old brother, i wasnt allowed to watch this channel till i was 11.
i just realised what this song is about now after so many years lolll
Good times 😢
don't mind me just practising
don't mind me just practising
don't mind me just practising
I listend to this when i was 6...... I finally get the joke
still dont get it
22 Million Views smh what happened
7 year old me already got the joke 6 years ago.....
I just got it
I just figured this out after 6 years
the good ol' days
Hispanic
Panic
That shit is Organic
Ahhhhh the memories.....😉😁🤣
Lol, almost the end of 2019
And i still rewatch this 😅
lmao i rember 11 year old me singing this in public not getting the joke,
smosh was cool ac3 rap too loool awww time to killmslef lol
Number 1 kahoot name
Im 16 and i have listened to this song time to time and i just find out what the joke is🤦♂️😂
Dixon Cider = D1cks 1ns1d3 H3r
Hmmm I see
I never understood the joke, but now I heard it!
Its bad that i sung this when i was like 10...
I...I finally get it !
How tf did i not realise Mari was in this video?
I remembered when I watched this as a little kid and didn’t understand the joke.. but now..
i’m 18 and i just got it
I just realized mari was in this
My childhood
im surprised this video is still up with todays standards
I used to sing this a lot in school idk why I used to get in trouble but now I get the joke and I laughed for a minute straight.
Wow i feel old