Smosh - Dixon Cider Lyrics






Sometimes, you have bad days; days when you think nothing can bring you up.
But if you got a girl, you got nothing to worry about, just listen here and we'll tell you just what's up.

Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider
And show her love with your Dixon Cider
And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider in her mouth hole flowin' down inside her.
Grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider
Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider
And show her family your Dixon Cider in her mouth hole flowin' down inside her

You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again, (hey, hey ho)
Then you can shout it out and go tell all of your friends. (Hey, hey ho)
I love Dixon Cider and I will till the day that I die.
I would even choose it over... uh... oh... uh... I guess... pie?

It makes me feel so good I wanna have more Dixon Cider
If I don't get enough I'll beg and plead cause girl you know just what I need

I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider
If your girl don't want it then you best go hide her
Cause I find her give her Dixon Cider
Push, shove it all down inside her
Make her thirst for the Dixon Cider
Put it on a string so I can ride her
All day every day Dixon Cider
Can't wait to pour it all inside her

Dixon Cider!
I was 13 when I had my first Dixon Cider I had so much when I talked, I would slur.
Parents didn't like it, there was nothing they could do.
Then my momma tried it, she started slurring too.
My dad said, "No more Dixon Cider till you're older, " I said "Hell no!"
So I rolled him over with a boulder.
And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care...
Can anyone save me from this killer bear?

It don't matter who you are, white, black, asian or hispanic.
There's no need to panic; you know this shit's organic.
If you don't get enough, it could make you go nuts.
Grab your Dixon Cider... wash it down with doughnuts.
Grab your girl and get some Dixon Cider,
Sweet, sweet love you will provide her.
Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider.
In her mouth hole flowin' down inside her
Then shower her with Dixon Cider
With all your clothes on that's what I prefer
Show your love with Dixon Cider
Push and shove it all down inside her.

So that's the deal and we hope you understand
We want the whole world with Dixon Cider in it's hand
If you're wondering what this song is really all about,
We're talkin' bout shoving penises in your mouth.

Yeah!





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  1. s.... G....

    Dixon Cider Best Music From Meto To Sausage In Mouth

  2. C.... ....

    Did you guys not listen to the last few lines of the song it literally says what the song is about

  3. G.... ....

    I’m about to turn 14 in two months so these means that these song came out when I was 7 wow how time passes these were the good times

  4. D.... S....

    That was awesome

  5. S.... W....

    Classic 😂

  6. B.... ....

    Any1 else just here to rewatch the good old days

  7. I.... H....

    This video is full of harassments

  8. B.... B....

    I was 8 and I sang it so loudly at home and now I know the meaning I'm wheezing

  9. E.... L....

    I was like 5 or 6 and now I’m 11 and I don’t know why but I used to sing to this 😂I miss theses days because my sister used to be like 14 or 13 and now she’s 18 and we used to love smosh and we even downloaded the game It was very fun but now Anthony left so it not the same anymore😔they were the best thanks for the childhood memories ❤️

  10. a.... ....

    when i was younger i thought nothing was wrong with this song, now i relize

  11. j.... ....

    after 6 years i finaly get it

  12. K.... ....

    I can't believe I didn't get this til now.

  13. N.... B....

    I genuinely believed the description of why they made this song at the start of the video when this came out. Young me was too innocent to get the joke.

  14. I.... ....

    i um never knew what this was when i was 12 but uh




    ive moved on

  15. s.... 1....

    comments: *figured it out in 5 years*
    me: *figured it out in 2 minutes*

  16. T.... A....

    Christmas morning, 2019. I miss smosh

  17. P.... ....

    YouTube recommendations.

  18. I.... F....

    Oh no I watched this in my grandmas house when I was 9

  19. J.... B....

    oooooh
    I get it

  20. D.... ....

    When Anthony was still in it

  21. C.... F....

    Merry Christmas Just revisiting
    It's exactly Dec 25 :D

  22. Z.... B....

    I just saw this on my recommended and only just realised why my teachers and mum told me it was bad to sing this song when I was younger and thought this song was dope

  23. C.... -....

    Hearing it after all this time and I finally get it...

  24. .... ....

    smosh's peak year 😭

  25. k.... l....

    Put it in a string so i can ridee herrr

  26. D.... B....

    I didn't even know you guys made this song i just heard this on the radio

  27. E.... M....

    Like si lo ves el 2020 like if you see it in 2020 they are the best Smosh pity that stopped being the first place of top most famous youtubers:

  28. B.... W....

    How did y’all not get the joke right away like he literally says what it’s about at the end 😂😭

  29. M.... ....

    i miss the old smosh :(

  30. s.... j....

    imagine the casting call for this


    "needs to be okay with being covered in apple juice"

  31. s.... j....

    oh my god it's been 6 years but I just now understood what dixon cider was a joke of, litter elementary school me just thought it was a bomb-ass song

  32. A.... L....

    I remember me and my brother singing this song around my dad, and he goes “What did you just say?” I was so confused and he told us what this actually meant and told us we couldn’t listen to it anymore. Now I REALLY know why.

  33. C.... P....

    Wait wait holy shit I was 10 when listening god now I understand it

  34. A.... ....

    12 when this dropped now I’m 18 GG.

  35. M.... ....

    Holy shit I just got the joke after 6 years

  36. S.... ....

    is anyone else going on a marathon of old youtube songs? just me? okay

  37. C.... ....

    Yes I get it finally

  38. S.... ....

    this was the *drake* of 12y old me

  39. O.... C....

    Is Dixon cider =dick in side her? I not sure what is the joke

  40. O.... N....

    Was I the only dirty minded 12 year old who got this when it was released?

    O.... N....

    .......no

  41. t.... ....

    ahh yes 11yr old me was so innocent

  42. P.... a....

    They used to be the GOLDEN apple fo frickin YouTube

  43. D.... ....

    BRUH XD I WAS 12 AND NOW IM 16 I GET IT

  44. T.... ....

    I just now got this...

  45. T.... L....

    I just realized Anthony’s censor block is bigger than Ian’s

    T.... L....

    🤣Chill🤣

  46. a.... a....

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dixion cider now i get it

  47. W.... D....

    I miss this old Smosh but I do like the new stuff too

  48. D.... L....

    This was actually golden

  49. M.... L....

    OMG I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE LMFAO

  50. G.... C....

    Seeing this now vs 6 years ago is a big difference. I can’t believe this went over my head! 🤣🤣🤣

  51. B.... H....

    I don’t think anyone got this back then, Like I watched this everyday back then and never got it. I bet most people only get this now😂

  52. T.... U....

    Me: *Sees this video*
    Kahoot: *_ah shit, here we go again..._*

  53. G.... ....

    I cannot believe this came out right before I graduated middle school... I'm 20 years old now, man time does fly

  54. J.... W....

    From the 1:00 part I know what he means

  55. B.... ....

    We were to innocent to understand the joke in 2014 let’s be honest here

  56. N.... O....

    Miss these two

  57. K.... H....

    This song bops even now that I’ve understood the lyrics

  58. L.... ....

    Holy shit im 13 and i just got the joke.

  59. i.... ....

    i use to sing this all the time when i was 10, why didn't anyone tell me

  60. C.... ....

    YouTube was a different place back then

  61. A.... H....

    I literally watched this next to my mom when I was 7 and didn’t know the meaning of this lmao

    A.... H....

    They literally explain the meaning at the end of the song

  62. B.... G....

    When youtube was at its peak

  63. I.... ....

    Today, December 16th of the year of our Lord 2019, marks the date in which I, Alexander Small, at my twenty-one years of age, understood this joke after the passing of six years since the first and only watching of this video...








    God, do I feel stupid now

  64. Q.... 2....

    This is my mail ringtone

  65. 0.... y....

    i watched this when i was 8 and i played this to my 18 year old brother, i wasnt allowed to watch this channel till i was 11.

  66. E.... S....

    i just realised what this song is about now after so many years lolll

  67. F.... r....

    Good times 😢

  68. r.... p....

    don't mind me just practising

  69. r.... p....

    don't mind me just practising

  70. r.... p....

    don't mind me just practising

  71. Y.... ....

    I listend to this when i was 6...... I finally get the joke

  72. O.... C....

    still dont get it

  73. J.... Y....

    22 Million Views smh what happened

  74. N.... S....

    7 year old me already got the joke 6 years ago.....

  75. N.... F....

    I just got it

  76. m.... ....

    I just figured this out after 6 years

  77. T.... ....

    the good ol' days

  78. J.... A....

    Hispanic
    Panic
    That shit is Organic

  79. T.... H....

    Ahhhhh the memories.....😉😁🤣

  80. M.... -....

    Lol, almost the end of 2019
    And i still rewatch this 😅

  81. j.... j....

    lmao i rember 11 year old me singing this in public not getting the joke,
    smosh was cool ac3 rap too loool awww time to killmslef lol

  82. L.... G....

    Number 1 kahoot name

  83. D.... P....

    Im 16 and i have listened to this song time to time and i just find out what the joke is🤦‍♂️😂

  84. M.... ....

    Dixon Cider = D1cks 1ns1d3 H3r

  85. C.... D....

    Hmmm I see

  86. Y.... M....

    I never understood the joke, but now I heard it!

  87. R.... N....

    Its bad that i sung this when i was like 10...

  88. M.... ....

    I...I finally get it !

  89. K.... G....

    How tf did i not realise Mari was in this video?

  90. J.... ....

    I remembered when I watched this as a little kid and didn’t understand the joke.. but now..

  91. n.... ....

    i’m 18 and i just got it

  92. T.... P....

    I just realized mari was in this

  93. j.... p....

    My childhood

  94. S.... ....

    im surprised this video is still up with todays standards

  95. C.... M....

    I used to sing this a lot in school idk why I used to get in trouble but now I get the joke and I laughed for a minute straight.

  96. B.... S....

    Wow i feel old