Smiths, The - Shoplifters Of The World Unite Lyrics
Learn to love me
Assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow and always
My only weakness is a list of crime
My only weakness is... well, never mind, never mind
Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
Learn to love me
And assemble the ways
Now, today, tomorrow, and always
But last night the plans of a future war
Was all I saw on Channel Four
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Hand it over
Hand it over
Hand it over
A heartless hand on my shoulder
A push - and it's over
Alabaster crashes down
(Six months is a long time)
Tried living in the real world
Instead of a shell
But before I began...
I was bored before I even began
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over
Shoplifters of the world
Take over
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Smiths, The Shoplifters Of The World Unite Comments
Damn he can move his hips.... so hypnotic
To think people watched morrisseys dance here and couldn’t figure out he was gay is increidble 🤣
Brilliant. Good ole' Moz!!
Handover what? U didn't see nothing cuh
The "Now, Bring it around town" dance motion -Spongebob- **Morrissey
A Heartless Hand on My Shoulder? I was BORED...welcome to prison sexuality
Well I wonder what his only weakness could be
All those who put this band under PUNK genre got it all wrong.
Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox all united in Liking this video.
LMAO damn those gyrations.
If you post comments it triggers machine learning responses. This is fun! Use the machine, Luke, use the machine...it must be Lud...sure, you can talk to it. If you don't use the machine it will use you. There are 2 levels of response. The video screen then the available choices at home...I use the videos to learn variables. Hilarious! Every once in awhile I run some random trash to reset it.............FFF.
Lucky Shamrock Novelty Co.
Who would be the store Shoplifters?
As always, when the Smiths were forced to lip-synch/air guitar for TV - they didn't use microphones, to show their contempt.
Nietzsche called this concept a "transvaluation of values." Nice for us in the U.S. sick and tired of political correctness all around.
Tooooone. Wait for the drop..
Drunk poeple of teh wirld unnmjjjl
This is nearly the end, we only saw their prime and that is so rare for bands.
Me fascina ❤️
i wanna shoplift now ?? thanks morrissey
Wow! Didn't know they could preform with no mics back then.. 😂😂😂 ppl were stupid in the 80s 😂😂😂
Lip Syncing shows suck.
A heartless hand on my shoulder
Me: watching smiths songs when I should be studying for test
*next day*
Teacher: alright here is your test,p. Turn it in when your finished.
Me: Ah shit, here we go again.
Literally me
👏 HIPS 👏 DONT 👏 LIE 👏
Smack heads of the world unite and go over
Shirt lifters we called it ,how could you not know mo was gay after this .I was the 1st person i knew who bought the lp : my sister )first. Uni, Even then it was supected. very gender neutral lyrics nudge nudge
Forever !!! Cheers and Life On !!!
Oh My beautiful HOLY Arch 👼 husband ❤️ together forever eternity. LOVE Infinity 🕯️ oh how miss the ways u move...it I had a 💓 ur movement on this video would topple it to the ground. I Love you. I'm so glad I let y'all see the future. The music is sooooo apropeax!!! I love you to bitty bits My SexKitten!!! I love you 🙋 Grace God 💋💏. Oh no! She's tying my balls in knots again! Honey my brain is batter without you.... I love you so very proud of you God, your eternal blessing, Morrissey 👶
Love the image of this single XD
Elvis is a legend !
¡Pero mirá esa cintura!
SEX!!!!!!!!
1:45 gets me every time
Former 1980s teenagers...Of The World Unite ! ....on this page to re-live our youth, while dreading the fact that we're aging & no longer hip, cute or relevant in 2019.
Hispanohablantes of the world, unite!
Some wanker jumped the stage at the Greek Theater in Hollywood 15 years ago during this song, Moz stormed off stage and concert was scratched after 3 sets.
2:01 best part
I forgot about this song!
Hip thrusters of the world?
Choreographers are not needed in the future..
Richard Madeley brought me here
Love this song
I tried to lift Aldi but it was too heavy. But if we all unite....💪
This rockabily days was to amazing! !!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
im not gay. but im extremely attracted to morrissey. its not sexual though.
Morrissey's has a body he can gyrate any which way!
i love this shirtlifters of the world unite.
Alabaster crashes down
(Six months is a long time)
I was bored before I even began.
I’m still a kleptomaniac
Thats a simple guitar solo,but i love it.
"last night the plans for a future war was all I saw on channel four"
this song is about defending poor people who commit little petty crimes
because they have to, when there are peopl doing worse things that we
dont class as "criminals". too deep
No. No it isn't.
Look at the comment a little ways up. It explains it in Morrissey's own words
I live for Morrissey's dance
1:29 my favorite part
Trying out his hip replacement
*no guitar cords or microphone and yet ...*
Morissey define NARCISSISM.
Wheres his mic hidden?
he doesn't need one. He just screams :)
I love how he’s wearing a shirt of the band
Is true Johny marr might be the single most underrated world famous guitarrist of alternative rock
Might be? This song has some brilliant guitar.
I love the songs of the smiths
Shopleft a money truck lol
WHISTL£BLOWER$ of the World..UNITE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A heartless hand on my shoulder.
Andy actually smiles there
My cousin is 4 and gets me to put The Smiths on the tv just so she can watch and copy the dancing...
full disclosure: Im a shoplifter and my only weakness is ... (never-mind)
This is horrible. Check out a good version from Pist On.
How in the world does he make an outfit an overprotective dad would wear look sexy
Morrissey has been 60 years old his entire life.
At 2:47 he hits Andy in the face
Look at him gyrating suggestively.
1:34 Press For A Priceless Andy Smile!
Back when he wasn't so much of an asshole (publicly at least).
M yeah we need more Plato puss especially.
I had the same jacket 30 years ago and T-shirt I slept in em ..... the smiths were more of a way of life back then
So were Manchester United lol sorry
Anyone else ever notice how much this sounds like T. Rex's 'Children of the Revolution'? Not an exact copy but certainly strong similarities. Johnny and Morrissey were both big fans of the band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QRUrRzIZUw
Still shoplifting in 2019...
🎵🎶🎙️🎤🎧🎸🎼🔝 love
Reminds me of when me and my brother got arrested for shoplifting at a wal mart 😅
Song about Winona Ryder aha
santiago joel
I used to be obsessed with the smiths but now I see Morrissey as a shitty dictator
Gotta love morrisey and the boys best band ever End of Story !!!!!!!
Manchester, Seattle, Rio de Janeiro (samba and Bossa Nova), etc. Those places are really special when It comes to music, because a great number of fantastic artists and bands emerged from these cities!
Johnny Marr was always cool and still is..
Glue Sniffers of the World Unite!
We must stick together
I could totally see Bill gates singing this 😀
If I Shop Lifted ... I would steal Morrisseys' ' weight in Diomonds ; hijack a stealth bomber and give it to Mar just for His short yet outstanding guitar solo ... then Unite The Thieving Masses into an Army flying the standard of THE SMITHS
O want to receive dance lessons from Morrissey
Shoplifting is a moral pursuit 😃
is 'shop' lifters a sly pun on 'shirt' by chance...
I've said that,too🤣
I Like!
I swear i think i could listen to this song until i die.I got a long way to go
I love this song.
I'm enjoying the music but not Morrisseys pelvic thrust
Showing the bass guitar at the beginning of the guitar solo = fail
2:46 morrissey gives andy a wallop