Smash Mouth - Pet Names Lyrics
Just when I thought everything would be ok
Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way
Out came the cloud from under my feet
Crashing back down to reality
Remember when I used to your jellybean
You used to call me schnookums and shit like that
Now you're after me with a baseball bat
I remember when I used to be the king
Your honey sweet darling baby everything
I used to be your tall dark mystery man
Now I'm just straight up history man
Just when I thought everything would be all right
You left me with nothing but a scribbled note
That said I would no longer be your love boat
From here on out my pet name would be x
Your x your x your x
It used to be sugar then it turned into salt
I used to rock your world now I'm standing on a fault line
Lying naked in a hail storm in the dark
You're my little tornado and I am your trailer park
You used to call me names too cute to repeat
Like honey bunch hairy bear and piccolo peet
Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit like that
Now you're after me screaming you dirty rat
I don't remember applying for a name change
So why is it you're calling me mister deranged
Psychopathic pornographic stinking drunk
Failing fast lying ass worthless punk
You used to call me sweety pie and baby doll
I guess another studs kicking in my stall
You'll probably call him superman or loverboy
You'll probably disregard him like a broken toy
Just when he thought everything was going his way
Just he started to believe everything was hunky dory
He'll look at that cloud that he's standing on
And with an itsy bitsy tiny little almost inaudible squeak
He'll notice
It's gone
From here on out his pet name would be x
Your x your x your x
Sweet pie?
No x
Honey bunch?
No x
Bubble butt?
No x
Pumpkin face
X
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Smash Mouth Pet Names Comments
You used to call me shnookums and shit like that
Now you're after me with a baseball bat
Goddamn this whole album was amazing
This song has some odd chords, so I tabbed them for anyone who wants to know them
D# G# C# F# A# D#
C D G - C D E7 - C D Bb2 A7sus4
0 2 3 - 0 2 0 - 0 2 1 3
1 3 3 - 1 3 0 - 1 3 1 3
0 2 0 - 0 2 1 - 0 2 3 2
2 0 0 - 2 0 0 - 2 0 3 2
3 0 2 - 3 0 2 - 3 0 1 0
0 X 3 - 0 X 0 - 0 X X X
I remember when I first heard this song. I was actually laughing. Those lyrics are hilarious! It's a shame that this band doesn't seem to make new albums anymore. They were so underrated.
Next time someone mentions All Star, play this.
My favorite album when I was 8
This is literally my favorite song by them
Pumpkin FAAACCEEE
I love Smash Mouth
This song and Heave-Ho are my favorite Smashmouth songs - so punk!
that's how it goes
I relate to this song sadly , I'm the ex, and nothing more.
Thanks for posting the full album it brigs back so many memories I love it!!!!
listened to this for the first time in I don't know how many years, still remembered the lyrics almost perfectly XD
This entire album was ridiculously underrated.
YES, thank you